Michael Jackson to Appear in a Movie

[edonline]

http://launch.yahoo.com/read/news.asp?contentID=216323

Michael Jackson to Appear in a Movie
(AP, 01/09/2004 10:04:00AM)

You may soon be seeing Michael Jackson on the big screen. The entertainer is in a movie titled "Miss Cast Away," about a group of beauty pageant contestants who crash-land on a deserted island, where they find Noah's Ark.

Jackson plays a force sent by the pope in a beam of light to dispense wisdom to the stranded women. No word on when or how the movie will be released.

In other news, Jackson is making good on his promise to put the "Never" in Neverland. In his "60 Minutes" interview, Jackson said he wouldn't go back to live at his estate after police combed through it in a criminal raid.

Now, the television show "Extra" reports the singer has rented a multi-million dollar home in Beverly Hills, Calif. The report says the mansion doesn't have anywhere near the square footage of his Neverland Ranch, but it does have a tennis court and swimming pool.

[Grim H.]

OH MY GOD! Just the thought of a movie this bad makes me want to jump off a bridge. Please God, don't let them make this movie.

[Buck Turgidson]

He should make a motion picture with that nice young fellow who directed Powder.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
He should make a motion picture with that nice young fellow who directed Powder.

It'll be produced by Larry Clark.

It seems Jackson is not satisfied with rock bottom, he's aiming to go lower.

[Nate6]

Originally posted by edonline
The entertainer is in a movie titled "Miss Cast Away," about a group of beauty pageant contestants who crash-land on a deserted island, where they find Noah's Ark.

Jackson plays a force sent by the pope in a beam of light to dispense wisdom to the stranded women. No word on when or how the movie will be released.

I don't need to make a joke, this speaks for itself.

[chilli pepper]

HAHAHAHA....oh man HAHAHAHAHA.....thats great. whew.. ok now that i'm calm and collected let me say this movie wont be made seeing as jackson will be in jail on molestation charges and then quickly beaten to death by a group of lifers. A force sent by the pope?! isnt it obvious that if wacko jacko were within five feet of his holyness the pope would lightning bolt that little twerp straight to hell? FUCK i hate micheal jackson and I hate this movie by association.

this has been chilli pepper's rant of the day for 01/09/04

[BorderEevilIII]

I still like Mike, the old one regardless but this move to make this movie does not sound good for him.

[Invincible]

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[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by Nate6
I don't need to make a joke, this speaks for itself.

That's exactly what I thought.

I don't even understand the plot o_O

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by edonline
Jackson plays a force sent by the pope in a beam of light to dispense wisdom to the stranded women. No word on when or how the movie will be released. No wonder why the Church send precisely Jacko... We all know what can he learn to these people... The same he learnt from the american priests... :D

[Jerk Shapiro]

When I saw the thread title, I thought to myself, "Hmm... A Peter Pan sequel so soon?"


Turns out, that wasn't far from the truth.

[arto_j]

This will be the funniest movie of all time.

Or the scariest. I'm hoping for the first.

[Jon Lyrik]

I thought he was going to be a villian in Peter Pan II.

In a brilliant scene:

Jackson tries to chase after Pan to get some.

"Why are you chasing me?"

"Pete...I am your father."

And in Peter Pan III, Darth Michael goes good while dying on the floor after tossing the evil Emperor Larry Clark down an endless shaft. Then, again like in ROTJ, Pan lifts the plastic mask that has embodied Jackson's face in the shadow of evil for so long to reveal a crusty old man.

[DoCk]

i guess even bad publicity is good publicity when you are in the spotlight but damn......lol :p

[TheDeadWalk]

Jackson plays a force sent by the pope in a beam of light to dispense wisdom to the stranded women.

A force sent by the Pope, eh?

Isn't that just one notch above Priest?

*Ba-doom boom*

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by Grim H.
OH MY GOD! Just the thought of a movie this bad makes me want to jump off a bridge. Please God, don't let them make this movie.

LOL, you dont have to watch it ;)

[blankpage]

I had to read that a few times until I realized Jacko wasn't the 'Miss' in the movie. Details...

[stefanb]

He was already in a movie... Didn't you see Planet of The Apes? Here's 2 shots of him from a few different scenes in the flick... ;) :D

http://www.banda.ca/x/pota.jpg

[Pain In Da Azz]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks8.jpg

[dangersque]

Hey, at least it can't be worse than The Wiz.