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Cabrini Green
01-15-2004, 09:15 PM
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If it weren’t for Marilyn Burns this movie would quietly almost disappear without very many people missing it. Even she can’t do anything with this material. The plot is absurd, as two telekinetic kids also have the ability to resurrect the dead as they decide to when a clumsy biker gang kills their father. The movie rolls along at a slow pace as Marilyn arrives in town playing a social worker with a masters in English but instantly falls in love with the dopey deputy. She finally pieces together that something is wrong about the ninety-minute mark (the movie is ninety minutes long). The child actors are painfully wooden and it comes as no surprise their acting careers lasted about as long as mine. This is both their only movie. If it weren’t for the unintentional belly laughs and dear, sweet, Marilyn this movie would be hard to take in one sitting. These include a continuity error were the zombie attack is filmed at night yet when the undead rises from the ground the camera work is in broad daylight and an exciting car chase when both participants are traveling at a robust 20 miles per hour. This movie also has a Psycho homage/rip-off and the appearance of eighties relics Atari, Tab cola, and animal crackers. Overall I don’t think it deserves its current rating of 1.7 at imdb but certainly nothing to write home about.

Elgyn
01-15-2004, 11:11 PM
Tab Cola! Goes great with Twinkies!

Romero&Juliet
01-16-2004, 08:23 AM
I have this under an alternate title, Revenge Of The Zombie and its HORRRIBLE..

Burns-y pretty well stank up the place, the kids were about the worst actors I have everrrr seen in my life.. Pop singer FABIAN played the cop, which is kind of funny..

The zombie-Dad drives a car - in crappy makeup, no less. Funny to see and all, but that does noottt a movie make!

I dont even think I got through the whole movie..

....and who bathes in a barrel? For chrissakes, was that supposed to be like a hip hottub, or something?

The Claw
01-16-2004, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
I have this under an alternate title, Revenge Of The Zombie and its HORRRIBLE..

Burns-y pretty well stank up the place, the kids were about the worst actors I have everrrr seen in my life.. Pop singer FABIAN played the cop, which is kind of funny..

The zombie-Dad drives a car - in crappy makeup, no less. Funny to see and all, but that does noottt a movie make!

I dont even think I got through the whole movie..

....and who bathes in a barrel? For chrissakes, was that supposed to be like a hip hottub, or something?

after reading this I want to see this movie more then ever now.

Romero&Juliet
01-16-2004, 09:52 AM
ITS NOT WATCHABLE, CLAW...

PLease, dont waste your time. Its not even fit to make fun of!

Elgyn
01-16-2004, 11:32 AM
Navin Johnson had Tab Cola for his birthday dinner, with a Twinkie and a sandwich sealed in plastic wrap!

"God bless us, everyone"!

Cabrini Green
01-16-2004, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
PLease, dont waste your time. Its not even fit to make fun of!

Speak for yourself. :) I highly recommend this movie. I'd buy this movie if I came across a very (and I stress very) cheap copy.

Those kids were the director’s kids. I guess he couldn’t afford “actors”.

Great bad line – Boy tells his sister “You go get the shovels while I finish my yogurt.”

By the way I bought a case of Tab about a week ago. I’m glad they still sell this wonderful, crisp, refreshing beverage.

Elgyn
01-16-2004, 12:50 PM
So this movie is about a zombie Dad, eh?

LOL, there should be a scene where Zombie Dad walks around saying "Get off the damn shed" in a monotone.

ParileseMonster
01-16-2004, 06:21 PM
Errrr, I have this movie, I bought this movie. I liked it. Except some moron who had it before me taped some damn news crap right in front of it but I did not miss much just a few seconds. Then the picture and sound was off in a few spots. Anyway it is not that bad. I thought Marilyn cleaned up in this picture she was actually wearing makeup and buissness skirts so I thought she looked hella good.
And yes that was a hot tub and back then that was a popular style believe it or not. I can appreciate movies like this and I have seen far worse so I would take this over say uh AXE EM
(cough matt cough).:D

Elgyn
01-16-2004, 10:58 PM
Zombie Dad shambles toward the screen, speaking in typical zombie monotone:

"Don`t talk to your mother that way......." :D

ParileseMonster
01-17-2004, 01:59 PM
Ha ha ha, there was no mama but a couple of ugly ass bikers!
My version is called The Vengeful Dead.

Romero&Juliet
01-17-2004, 03:22 PM
^ Weird..

There must be a zillion alternate titles...


Elgyn: there was actually a scene in which he chastised his children for using their telepathic powers in public... "Do you want to spend the rest of your life being tested in a lab!?!?!"

Elgyn
01-17-2004, 06:38 PM
I think this movie would`ve had a better shot at success if it was called "Zombie Dad".


"Don`t.....give me that.....smart talk..young man....."

The Claw
01-17-2004, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Elgyn
I think this movie would`ve had a better shot at success if it was called "Zombie Dad".


"Don`t.....give me that.....smart talk..young man....."


Zombie Dad, best film since GHOST DAD!