Simon Cowell slams Madonna

[Nate6]

Ouch...you go, Simon! Attack that hockey player Madonna!

Cowell Slams "Past Beauty" Madonna
Talent show judge Simon Cowell has slammed pop queen Madonna for letting age get the better of her. The American Idol and Pop Idol expert was discussing the physical attributes of female singers with fellow judges Paul Abdul and Randy Jackson when he mocked Madonna's appearance and lifestyle. Cowell says, "Britney (Spears) is cute, isn't she? Beyonce is good- looking. Jennifer Lopez is good-looking. Madonna used to be good-looking." After criticizing the Material Girl, Abdul and Jackson groaned in disgust. A defensive Cowell shouted, "She's a housewife!"

(source: IMDB (http://www.imdb.com))

[edonline]

C'mon, who do you think is prettier?

http://imdb.com/Photos/Events/2151/SimonCowel_Grani_1535660_400.jpg or http://imdb.com/Photos/Events/2090/Madonnaper_Mazur_1411884_400.jpg

:D

[BorderEevilIII]

UUUUgggh!:o
http://members.fortunecity.com/okielady/simon/images/simonshirtless.jpg

It's VERY odd that his ex-flame 80's Singer Sinitta is planning a tell all expose on her relationship w/ Simon that he's trying to put a lid on. Simon should be paying attention to HIMSELF & the show A.I. and not slam other music artists. If he is sooo great why don't he step in front of the mike. :rolleyes:

[Indiana Sev]

Simon is trying to stir up as much controversy as he can because he knows he will soon be a distant memory.

Same for Madonna, actually. :p

[SkyNet]

id still do her!

But i mean.. she is well into her 40's (isnt she?) age was bound to catch up with her at some point... but for a woman of her age, she is still pretty fuckin sexy!

[flowrchild]

I can't stand either of them. As far as I'm concerned, they can both disappear from headlines and I'll be a happier person.

[Scarface98.9]

Heh, this is basically just one big high school gossip story of who's hot and who's not, except this one gets released like it's news. Doesn't the IMDB have more worthy bullshit to print? How about another "Lopez sighted with Puff Daddy" story?

[BadCoverVersion]

He's got a point.

She's looking a bit of a foolish twat nowadays...swanning about like Emily fucking Bronte and penning kiddies books.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/69376.jpg

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0141380470.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I mean, what the FUCK!?

Madonna's reaction when asked about Enid Blyton, the most successful children's author of the 20th Century...

"Who's that?"

I rest my case.

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Madonna's reaction when asked about Enid Blyton, the most successful children's author of the 20th Century...

"Who's that?"

I rest my case.


Maybe she forgot to ask.......

http://www.peoplenews.com/uk-brit/media/db/images/news/22435.jpg

;)

[J-Luv]

she's got cobb webs on her coochie by now for sure...plus i'm sure she was pretty sexually active back in her peak years so the sex cant be but so good anymore......but then again......... :D

[blankpage]

Madonna's reply: I swear, I'M BRITISH!!!!

[outsyder]

Madonna can stuff that into one of her saggy orifices.



Go Simon!

[sharkstank]

IM SORRY, BUT I LOVE HOW SIMON SPEAKS THE TRUTH AND HATE HOW ABDUL AND JACKSON ARE SO NICE.

WWWWWWWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oops, sorry about the caps:eek:

[TheDeadWalk]

Well folks, Nate6 is at it again. First it was that atrocious felony that was creating the "Matthew Perry: Do you know who I am?!" thread, and now its leading schmoes to believe that Madonna got some British Wanker in her system. Lynch Mob I say.:D

Actually, Madonna has gone downhill the last few times I've seen her. The whole "pant-suit" thing she's got going on in that ridiculous Britney video is god-awful. She's lost her status as a sex symbol, and you know it, I know it, and the American people know it.

I bath in remembrance of a time when I saw thigh high stockings during a live version of "Vogue" on the MTV music video awards...

[jeo4]

Originally posted by outsyder
Madonna can stuff that into one of her saggy orifices.



Go Simon!

Those orifices have been used up. It's kind of like dropping a hot dog down an elevator shaft. :D

BTW: Simon, in spite of being harsh, is still right. She started off being this total slut with completely liberal views and a hateful attitude toward pretty much everyone else who was in her way. She wanted to rule the world. Now that she's married and a mom, she's trying to be all prim and proper. And yes, she's totally saggy, tasteless and frumpy looking. Maybe she realizes she is getting old and wants to grow up now.

[electriclite]

Originally posted by Nate6
Ouch...you go, Simon! Attack that hockey player Madonna!

Cowell Slams "Past Beauty" Madonna
[i] "Britney (Spears) is cute, isn't she? Beyonce is good- looking. Jennifer Lopez is good-looking. Madonna used to be good-looking." i]

(source: IMDB (http://www.imdb.com))




Oh what a wonderful list to compare to. Sizing up a woman in her mid 40's against women, who btw have careers inspired by Madonna, who are over 10 years younger then her.

Fair contest there Simon:rolleyes:



Granted I'm VERY critical of Madonna's juvenile antics nowadays, but fuck it, I'd like to look that well preserved in my mid-forties after squeezing out two kids!

[Cheetara]

Madonna definitely was the sexpot of her era... 80s-90s

Erotica...romance... I'd like to put in a trance...

Now...next to Britney...Beyonce...she looks like somebody's mother "trying" to be cool. Madonna should hang up her cone bras (which I think she did) and continue writing children's books if she wants.

She made her money...got her fame...now she should just let the new kiddies have fun.

@J-Luv... you cracked me up when you said she has cobwebs on her coochie. I fell off my chair:eek:

[James Logan]

Well, I'd stil hit it.

Her. Not him.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
Heh, this is basically just one big high school gossip story of who's hot and who's not, except this one gets released like it's news. Doesn't the IMDB have more worthy bullshit to print? How about another "Lopez sighted with Puff Daddy" story?

He said the housewife thing on Leno too.


meh

[t3h Qster]

Simon is a talentless hack who just puts everyone down because he doesnt like being at the bottom of the ''cool'' ladder, luckily Im still one rung above him ;)

[neco82]

For all people that don't like Simon Cowell, watch SCARY MOVIE 3 and laugh at what happens to the guy.

Oh, and I don't like Madonna either, not now, nor when she was young... even if she always says how she's a loving mom, a spiritual person, and whatever, she will always be a SLUT to me.

[Jon Lyrik]

Who the fuck is Simon Cowell?

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
He's got a point.

swanning about like Emily fucking Bronte





Hey that comparison is unfair. Madonna's book wasn't that bad...

;)


Simon Cowell- well, lets face it...I've got to respect the guy. Nothing more fun than agitator? He atleast has the balls to tell people they are shit.

[Lynn7]

Yeah, these are the kinds of comments that make his so popular. Madonna can take it- she has also been capable of making critical outrageous comments through most of her life.

One person who is very outrageous but doesn't get as much attention as Simon is the comedian Kathy Griffin. She is often critical of celebs and can be pretty hysterically funny in her standup routines. If they put her on Idol she would give Simon a run for his money.