Beyonce Drives Off In Wrong Car........Doh!

[BorderEevilIII]

from-Dailydish (http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/)


BEYONCE DRIVES OFF IN WRONG CAR

Pop superstar Beyonce Knowles was accused of stealing a car -- after she drove off in a vehicle identical to hers.

The hot singer didn't even notice her mistake when the car's real owner began screaming at her, and it wasn't until she looked around the vehicle that she realized she was in the wrong vehicle.

An onlooker told British tabloid The Daily Sport, "Beyonce parked next to the woman and they had identical cars.

"She just jumped into the driver's seat and started to head off. The driver was hysterical, shouting and trying to run after Beyonce, who eventually realized what had happened."





*is this possible?!?! How can her keys start another identical car? :confused:

Unless the car that LOOKED like hers had the keys already in the ignition...;)

[Tweek]

What?


How...


what?

[darkface]

that'da girl, go back to your old roots ;)

But that is odd, maybe it was vallet parking is my guess.

[Buck Turgidson]

A guy would've handled it differently. "Sure...drive it anytime you like, sweet thing."


Not that that would work.

[KcMsterpce]

That is wierd news. I wish there were more details as to HOW she was able to start up the car that wasn't hers -with her own keys? Was the engine on? What?

Gee, I sure wish she'd accidentally spend the night with the wrong boyfriend.
And I sure wish that wrong boyfriend would be ME!

[my_name_is_neo]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
*is this possible?!?! How can her keys start another identical car? :confused:

First thing I thought of after reading that.

:confused:

[Rated R]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
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*is this possible?!?! How can her keys start another identical car? :confused:


It is indeed possible. My buddy Nick had a Dodge something or other a few years back. He was at work late one night and when he came outside his car was gone. What happened was a guy was at the bar close by and was very loaded, so he gave his friend the keys to his car to drive him home. It was dark out and he didn't notice the different colour of the same model car that was Nicks car. Anyway he unlocked it using his friends keys and started it with those same keys, drove away and it was all worked out by morning. Funny stuff.

[blankpage]

See, if I were to do that...my fat ass would be in jail.

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by blankpage
See, if I were to do that...my fat ass would be in jail.


I'm sure you could Pimp your way out.

[blankpage]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
I'm sure you could Pimp your way out.


I'm pretty sure as well. Prison guards are easy...

[Addi88]

I could picture Beyonce saying to the driver...

"You got insurance so don't be a prick."

:D

[EBastard]

Originally posted by darkface
that'da girl, go back to your old roots ;)

What's that supposed to mean?