View Full Version : director must have sold his soul to the devil to continue to make movies
Gluttony
02-05-2004, 02:09 PM
The title explains it, what director must have made a pact with the dark overlord himself to continue to make celluloid atrocities. And for the sake of argument, please name the film that would have been the beginning of his/her devil exploitation.
Sound fun? Good.
My choice:
Larry Bucanan. The man obviously has some sort of supernatural guiding hand because his films are just so utterly abysmal that they could only have been crisined upon this Earth by the infernal prince himself.
XpatrickX
02-05-2004, 03:32 PM
good thread Glut...
i have 2 choices, i hope that's ok...
Peter Greenaway - 55 "films" to his name...i dont think i could ever sit through more than 10 minutes of one. SO bad.
Eric Stanze - At the beginning it seemed like he had tons of potential, but they seem to be getting worse and worse. The worst being I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave.
those are the two i thought of off the top of my head.
Larry Clark (Teenage Garbageman oops I mean Caveman), Mark Jones (Leprechaun), and Michael Hamilton-Wright (Mangler 2)
skweemkween
02-05-2004, 04:48 PM
Well, if Satan could work in mysterious ways, than suffice it to say :
UWE BOLL somehow has managed to be the Lord of Darkness and sell himself to himself, simultaneously.
pyscho dude
02-05-2004, 08:02 PM
I agree about Larry Clark.
RogueSpear
02-06-2004, 01:20 PM
After watching House of the Dead last night I'd have the say Uwe Boll. How this man is still getting work is beyond me. In ten or so years he'll be this century's Bruno Mattei. He'll have directed a lot of movies most of which are horrible.
Draven2277
02-08-2004, 02:08 PM
i agree with the anti Larry Clark people.
Otis Driftwood
02-08-2004, 09:21 PM
Eli Roth
Cabin Fever
XpatrickX
02-08-2004, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Otis Driftwood
Eli Roth
Cabin Fever
i agree with you bud =)
TheJadedGamer
02-08-2004, 09:54 PM
Uwe Boll
Moustapha Akkad (or however you spell it. That bastard messed up the Halloween series!)
martyds761
02-08-2004, 10:36 PM
Eli Roth
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