THE MOST DUMB-ASS LINES FROM THE MOST DUMB-ASS MOVIES

[artguylarry]

I felt the need to create such a subject after watching JASON X last weekend. Dear GOD, how my ears and my sense of humor have been violated! To begin with, these KIDS look a lot like they were just picked up at the mall half an hour before, and were asked if they wanted to be in a movie, and to be quite honest, I had a strange feeling that they were the ones who wrote the script. Seriously...

"Dude, you scream like a girl."
"Screw you."
"You wish."

What are they, 12?

Here's a good one:
(Brodski gets stabbed in the gut)
"It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put this old dog down."
(gets stabbed again)
"OK, that oughtta do it."

or...
"This sucks on so many levels!!!"

or
"He's screwed" (you know the scene)

or...
"It's OK, he just wanted his machete back!!!"

and finally:
(amidst all the carnage):
"Don't rip my pants."

JEEEEEEEE-zus, where does the stupidity end? Or does it?

[Nekroman]

There's this older movie called Frozen Scream and one part of the dialog goes somthing like this.

"So you believe me that I saw a man?

"That or somebody that looked like one."

WTF???

[A.J. Hakari]

Allow me to spread my hate for Larry Clark's TEENAGE CAVEMAN by commenting on a line screamed from one character to another, mutating character:

"You're a looner!"

Uhhhh...whaaaaaaa? :eek:

[pyscho dude]

Alot of the dialogue from house of the dead was pretty stupid.

[martyds761]

Even though I enjoyed House of the Dead, I do agree about some of the lines. There are a few stupid ones. But, it made me laugh, so I can over look that.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by artguylarry


"Dude, you scream like a girl."
"Screw you."
"You wish."

What are they, 12?

Here's a good one:
(Brodski gets stabbed in the gut)
"It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put this old dog down."
(gets stabbed again)
"OK, that oughtta do it."

or...
"This sucks on so many levels!!!"

or
"He's screwed" (you know the scene)

or...
"It's OK, he just wanted his machete back!!!"

and finally:
(amidst all the carnage):
"Don't rip my pants."

JEEEEEEEE-zus, where does the stupidity end? Or does it? Those are the COOLEST lines ever!! Really, I'm not being sarcastic. I know they aren't smart but they weren't supposed to be.

[IamNoOne666]

ok i love the movie Chopping Mall but there is a line, "Sorry, I'm just not used to being chased by killer robots in the middle of the night trapped in a mall." yeah I don't think most people are used to that.

[Mr. Fred Krueger]

"Look, here's a book maybe it can help us."

House of the Dead. UGH!

[CMAGUS]

Originally posted by Mr. Fred Krueger
"Look, here's a book maybe it can help us."

House of the Dead. UGH!

I agree but the only part you left out was the rest of the script but that takes up to much room and is a waste of time :D

[Lizarrd]

I liked the Jason X lines....classic Jason

[IamNoOne666]

Just watched a recent Godzilla movie, Giant Monster All Out Attack, and there was a great line that had me and my friends saying huh? Charcters watching a news cast and they mention a japanese titles island, the charcter says "Oh that island, that island is where they JUST banished (japanese named man) over a 100 years ago." They JUST banished him 100 years ago???

[The_Shape213]

I can only think of one and it's from a Godzilla movie too (the one made in 2000). At the end of the movie one character says:

"We Are All Godzilla"

[fevers]

Cheesy, Stupid lines are apart of the horror genre...


I'm sure some of the movies you like have at least one lame line that fits well. Even though it's TERRIBLE.


I love it. :D

[Sad man]

Bad, not funny: House of the Dead
Bad, funny: Jason X

Both movies were pretty bad though.

[DawnOfTheDead]

WITCHTRAP

"You beer is as flat as my ex-wifes chest"


That has my running vote as the worst line in film history

[1of_freddys_kids]

I still can't get over the "Freddy vs. Jason...place your bets" from FvJ.

I know it was cut and all, but we all saw it constantly.

No one was betting on them! Who's going to bet on them! Arg!

[EVILxxx]

Good movie stupid line. FvsJ

"wait Freddy died by fire Jason by water, how can we use that?"
For Gods sake if a camper went on a raft or canoe Jason was the first one in. Not to mention Manhatten