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A.J. Hakari
02-12-2004, 08:36 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=3431

Twentieth Century Fox has entered into an agreement with MGA Entertainment under which Fox has acquired rights to produce a live-action/animated feature film based on MGA's phenomenally successful Bratz fashion dolls. In addition, Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment will distribute an original Bratz movie currently in production by MGA Entertainment and designed to debut in the home entertainment marketplace later this year.

The deal was announced today by MGA Entertainment CEO Isaac Larian and Jim Gianopulos, Chairman of Fox Filmed Entertainment.

Bratz, "The Girls with a Passion for Fashion," has remained the most popular fashion doll brand worldwide since its introduction in mid-2001, with a market share that continues to grow daily. In less than three years Bratz and its 200 licensees worldwide have set the new standard of a girls' lifestyle brand. Its unprecedented success also encompasses honors such as three consecutive Family Fun's Toy of the Year Awards and the Toy Industry Association's (TIA) People's Choice Toy of the Year Award in 2002 and 2003.

Commented Isaac Larian: "'Bratz' are a worldwide lifestyle phenomenon that appeals to girls of all ages. We decided to do the movie with Fox because of the passion Fox executives showed for the property, as well as Fox's worldwide reach and commitment in all forms of media including motion pictures, television, and home video."

Added Jim Gianopulos: "The 'Bratz' dolls are a true phenomenon that has taken the toy/doll industry by storm. They are more than just toys; they reflect the cultural diversity and contemporary style that kids relate to. That kind of success and impact on young people make the property a natural as a major motion picture, and we look forward to turning the 'Bratz' figures into major motion picture stars."

Mike Dunn, President of Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, noted: "With the original DVD production coming before a theatrical release, we will be in the unique position of being able to build the market for 'Bratz' programming prior to a feature film. Working closely with MGA and their licensees, we'll create a huge retail and pop culture event."

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They couldn't make this a more shitty idea if they announced Uwe Boll was directing. :(

BorderEevilIII
02-12-2004, 08:47 PM
I am mussss be like so out of it that I have NOT heard of these what.......BRATZ?!? :D

After took a gander on what they were ummmm...
Is Fox fo REAL gonna release this in theaters?
Havent they gotten over that Justin & Kelly or whatever that movie it was... ;)

And they have like their OWN Gameboy?
I feel soo un-cool...... ;)
http://www.toysnjoys.com/gba/bratz.jpg

Dead Halloween
02-12-2004, 08:55 PM
Those dolls always get on my nervs.
http://www.northpolesantaclaus.com/images/bratz.jpg

Are they really that popular? Why Barbie never got a movie in theaters?:rolleyes:

Mike
02-12-2004, 09:16 PM
YAY! A BRATZ MOVIE! THIS MAKES ME DAY! :D

J/K....

I don't really care either way though. Obviously, I'm not the intended audience.


Adam, you know you'll see it :p.

Horror whore
02-12-2004, 09:21 PM
*just fucking kills AJ*


Sounds great, I'm sure to be the first in line. Unless of course there is a line for Willard 2: The Rat Who Shagged Me near by....

Jon Lyrik
02-12-2004, 09:23 PM
Horrible ide...wait, MGM is still around?

Mike
02-12-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Horror whore
Sounds great, I'm sure to be the first in line. Unless of course there is a line for Willard 2: The Rat Who Shagged Me near by....

I think that one will be going STV, sorry :p.

TheJadedGamer
02-12-2004, 10:45 PM
Another stupid ass idea that you can filed under: What the fuck!?

outsyder
02-12-2004, 10:46 PM
Ahhh, fuck!




What's the point of this b.s.?:mad:



It's one big ass advertisement for some stupid, ugly ass doll.

Avid_Fan
02-13-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by outsyder
Ahhh, fuck!




What's the point of this b.s.?:mad:



It's one big ass advertisement for some stupid, ugly ass doll.

wow
Someone's in a good mood.

:D

Yes, this is a terrible idea. Do you see the lips on those dolls. . . .GIGANTIC. Angolina Jolie's don't even come close!!

blankpage
02-13-2004, 04:58 PM
Guess who'll be taking his little sister to go see this movie?

Me. :( :mad:

agentsands
02-13-2004, 07:23 PM
How are they going to get actresses with those giant, removable feet? :confused:

Avid_Fan
02-14-2004, 03:27 PM
Those Bratz look like Slutz.

Dead Halloween
02-14-2004, 03:43 PM
http://www.northpolesantaclaus.com/images/bratz.jpg http://www.deadoralive.net/newsite/gallery/main/FULLBLACKHAIR.jpg

:eek:

Jon Lyrik
02-14-2004, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Dead Halloween
http://www.northpolesantaclaus.com/images/bratz.jpg http://www.deadoralive.net/newsite/gallery/main/FULLBLACKHAIR.jpg

:eek:

I dunno about you, but I'm a-doin' what the teddy in your avatar does best. :D

Now, are these toys really that popular?

paul
02-14-2004, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Jon Lyrik

Now, are these toys really that popular?

You know what? I was thinking the same exact thing in the shower today. lol. I dunno why...it just popped in my mind.

Mike
02-14-2004, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by paul
You know what? I was thinking the same exact thing in the shower today. lol. I dunno why...it just popped in my mind.

Thinking about Bratz dolls in the shower? Now that's just sick ;).


Anyway, my nieces LOVE these things. They are pretty popular.

Boba Joe
02-15-2004, 04:36 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!:mad:

It'll do huge teeny-bopper business.

The Poonchy
02-15-2004, 06:52 PM
Now for the "What the fuck?!" moment of 2004:

MGM and Fox Home Entertainment start production on BRATZ: The Movie, while humans everyone are wondering what the hell is going on.

2004, what the fuck?!

TheDeadWalk
02-15-2004, 07:18 PM
We should all bribe our local theaters when this film comes to town. Have all of the eight and nine year olds that LOVE Brat dolls come in and sit down to watch the movie, and instead of getting to watch it, they get locked in and are forced to watch LOST IN TRANSLATION or CITIZEN KANE!! A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh wait... no... Those movies sucked too.

Now, are these toys really that popular?

Yes they are. My girlfriend's daughter wants no other dolls BUT them, and they are extremelly overpriced.

jolanar
02-16-2004, 02:18 PM
Ive never even heard of these dolls. Most likely this movie will completely bomb... WHY?1//!!??!

Annie Hall
02-17-2004, 10:21 PM
I told my niece about this movie earlier today and she went totally bonkers about it. Jumping, singing, naming her favorite ones...

Removable feet, you say?

Jon Lyrik
02-18-2004, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
Removable feet, you say?

Yeah, but these dolls are obviously tailored after most run-of-the-mill models: all plastic and with removable body parts.

TheDeadWalk
02-18-2004, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Yeah, but these dolls are obviously tailored after most run-of-the-mill models: all plastic and with removable body parts.

And what run-of-the-mill models would you be talking about? The only two I can think of at the moment in the last decade that had Brat popularity is Barbie and Cabbage Patch, and neither had removeable body parts. I do remember some male toy with replaceable parts back in the day, but it lasted about as long as a fart.

loserkid
02-19-2004, 09:33 AM
well...it does go to show that if something make sany bit of money...a movie will follow some day...many girls between the ages of 6-13 will wont to go see this movie....and the parents will be dragged along and buy tickets also...sad sad sad

Cronos
02-19-2004, 03:28 PM
ahhhhh, attack of the shitty film cash ins part 2054

CMAGUS
02-20-2004, 02:40 PM
Like OMG I need to go shopping for some new shoesies :rolleyes:
Why ,why must the make this stuff this film has braindead written all over it

TheDeadWalk
02-22-2004, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by CMAGUS
Like OMG I need to go shopping for some new shoesies :rolleyes:
Why ,why must the make this stuff this film has braindead written all over it

Because most 6-13 year old girls can't comprehend films like Donnie Darko.

I'd like to know how many schmoes called the G.I. Joe movie a piece of braindead shit when they were in their younger years?

I know I didn't.

(You are exempt from this question if you did not own a G.I. Joe.)