South Park Episode Tournament

[Arathon]

We're all grossed out by the show, but at the same time we laugh hysterically at their funny as jokes, and just love its up to date humour. So there was a South Park Character episode, then why not a South Park Episode Tournament? This is how it will go.
Episodes from each season will compete against each other, the top 8 episodes of this tournament will go into the quarter finals, and so on etc. So lets get this baby on the road!

Season 1

Cartman gets an Anal Probe
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PLOT:While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.

VS

Weight Gain 4000
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PLOT:Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.

Also, what do ppl think about me putting up the some memorable quotes from each episode?

[Boba Joe]

Arathon...if you use the same formula as with the FRIENDS tourney, that would be killer.

I vote for Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

[brodeurnumber1]

Cartman gets a mother fucking anal probe

[Cottonmouth]

Anal Probe, great thread

[MickeyKnox]

Cartman gets an Anal Probe

[Arathon]

Originally posted by Bobajoe
Arathon...if you use the same formula as with the FRIENDS tourney, that would be killer.

I vote for Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

Just wondering, when u say Killer do you mean "good" or as "bad". Btw ppl, keep voting!

[Boba Joe]

Originally posted by Arathon
Just wondering, when u say Killer do you mean "good" or as "bad".

Killer is "kicks ass" in this case. You put a lot of effort in your tourneys and I appreciate that.

[Arathon]

Originally posted by Boba Joe
Killer is "kicks ass" in this case. You put a lot of effort in your tourneys and I appreciate that.

Oh. Thanks very much Bobajoe. :)

[jeo4]

Cartman gets an anal probe.

"Cartman! You've got an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!"

:D

[Arathon]

Cartman gets an anal probe wins5-0

Cartman gets an Anal Probe
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VS

Volcano
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PLOT:The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting

[Boba Joe]

Toughie, but I'm stickin' with the Anal Probe .

Well that just sounded weird.

[Mikey2Dope]

Volcano

[brodeurnumber1]

Anal PROBE!

[Cottonmouth]

Anal Probe "I love to sing-ah"

[Arathon]

Anal Probe leading 3-1 anymore votes?

P.S I'm very surprised that despite the shows popularity on this site, that this tournament, ain't getting many voters.

[Cottonmouth]

Originally posted by Arathon

P.S I'm very surprised that despite the shows popularity on this site, that this tournament, ain't getting many voters.

I was thinking the same thing, it's like no one comes to the TV tournament forum

[Frank the Tank]

Anal Probe

[EDsoulsurvive*]

Anal Probe!!!!!! I don't even remember the other one...

[Arathon]

Anal Probe wins 5-1

Cartman gets an Anal Probe
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VS

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
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PLOT:Guest Star - George Clooney as Sparky
Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is

[Mikey2Dope]

Anal Probe

[Boba Joe]

That was frickin' awesome what they did with Clooney.

Anal Probe is better.

[Cottonmouth]

I'll change my vote for "Big Gay Al's Boatride". It's so funny!

"Luuuuuuuuuvin' you, is easy 'cuz you're beautiful, doot-in-doot-in-dooo, AAAAAAAHHHHH-AHHHH!"

[brodeurnumber1]

GAY BOAT RIDE!!! The first episode I ever saw

[Arathon]

Scores are tied. Keep Voting!

[FilmBuff84]

Gay Boat Ride

[Unicron]

Gay Boat Ride

[Mick]

Anal Probe

[loserkid]

I'm going with boat ride...one of the best episodes in all of south park

[Arathon]

Al and his gay boat ride wins 5-4 Tight match indeed.

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
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VS

An Elephant makes love to a pig
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PLOT:Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it

[Boba Joe]

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride

[Mikey2Dope]

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride

[brodeurnumber1]

GAY BOAT RIDE!

[Arathon]

Big Al's big gay boat ride is leading 3-0 keep voting!

[Cottonmouth]

Hmm, I think I'll vote for Boat Ride again.

[urbanlegend23]

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride gets my vote. It's far and away better.

The real title for the competing episode is actually An Elephant Fucks A Pig, but the network made them change it.

[Arathon]

Big Gay Al's Gay Boat ride wins 6-0

Big Gay Al's Gay Boat Ride
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VS

Death
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PLOT:Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.

[brodeurnumber1]

Gay Boat Ride

[Boba Joe]

Death

[Mikey2Dope]

Death

[Cottonmouth]

I think I'll vote for Boatride again, I remember Death, but faintly

[urbanlegend23]

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride gets my vote.

Death is very overrated.

[Arathon]

4-1 to boat ride. Keep Voting.

[Arathon]

Anymore votes? I know there are a lot more South Park fans out there...

[Cottonmouth]

Originally posted by Arathon
Anymore votes? I know there are a lot more South Park fans out there...

Maybe you should put "Freinds" in the title...:rolleyes:


Seriously, I wish people came to this board more...but if people don't, screw it, just keep posting

[MickeyKnox]

Big Gay Al's Gay Boat Ride

[Arathon]

5-1 to Big Al

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
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VS

Pinkeye
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PLOT:The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.

[Boba Joe]

I'll vote for Pinkeye and the millions of Chewbaccas. :D

[Cottonmouth]

Pinkeye

[darchangel]

pink eye!

chef's "thriller" parody was the freaking bomb!!!


Death to Beth

~darchangel~

[Mikey2Dope]

Pinkeye

[Arathon]

4-0 to Pinkeye. Anymore votes?

[brodeurnumber1]

BIG GAY AL!

[urbanlegend23]

Pinkeye - Gay Al can't compete with this kickass Halloween episode. One of my favourites.

[urbanlegend23]

Originally posted by darchangel
pink eye!

chef's "thriller" parody was the freaking bomb!!!

LOL I love that!

"I'm gonna make love...even when I'm dead! My body might get cold, but its still warm in the bed."

Or something like that. Anyway...it kicks ass.

[Arathon]

Pinkeye wins 5-1.
Next match soon!

[Arathon]

Pinkeye
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vs

Damien
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PLOT:Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed

[Mikey2Dope]

Damien

[Boba Joe]

Damien

[Cottonmouth]

Damien

[brodeurnumber1]

PINKEYE is much better.

[urbanlegend23]

Another hard one. I'm gonna go with Pinkeye though, that one is just a classic.

[Arathon]

Episode Damien is leading slightly with 3-2. Anymore votes??

[Arathon]

3-2 to Damien

Damien
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VS

Starvin Marvin
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PLOT:The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.

I'm gonna start voting now. Starvin Marvin gets my vote!

[Boba Joe]

Damien

[Mikey2Dope]

Damien. Starvin' Marvin is very overrated.

[Cottonmouth]

STARVIN' F'N MARVIN

[Arathon]

2-2 tie so far. Keep Voting!

[urbanlegend23]

I'm gonna go with Damien this time around.

[my_name_is_neo]

Starvin' Marvin

[Arathon]

3-3 Another tie! Next vote wins.

[brodeurnumber1]

STARVIN MARVIN!

[jeo4]

Starvin' Marvin

[Arathon]

5-3 to Starvin Marvin

Starvin Marvin
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VS

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
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PLOT:South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.

I vote Mr Hankey and the Christmas Poo!

[Boba Joe]

Howdy Ho!!

[urbanlegend23]

The Brown Guy.




Oh, wait...

Mr Hanky

[Cottonmouth]

Which has a more infectious song...I'll vote for Mr. Hankey

[Mikey2Dope]

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

[Arathon]

5-0 lead for mr Hanky. Any last votes?

[Countess]

Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo

[FilmBuff84]

Christmas Poo

[Arathon]

7-0 to Mr Hanky.

Mr.Hankey the christmas Poo
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VS

Tom's Rhinoplasty
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PLOT:Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy.

I vote Mr Hankey.

[Mikey2Dope]

Mr. Hankey

[Boba Joe]

Come on!! Cartman eating carpet because he wants to be a lesbian?!

Tom's Rhinoplasty

[MickeyKnox]

Tom's Rhinoplasty

[urbanlegend23]

Tom's Rhinoplasty

One of my all-time favourites.

[Cottonmouth]

Hand's down Hankey

[Could Be Worse]

Damn, two of my favorites...but Tom Rhinoplasty wins...

[Jim Morrison]

Toms Rhinoplasty

[vuk u buddy]

HANKEY

[Arathon]

5-3 to Tom's Rhinoplasty. Any last votes?

[Countess]

Tom's Rhinoplasty

[TheDeadWalk]

Andy Gibb's shadowdancing was funny, but the moment Kyle's dad opens the bathroom door is a fucking A #1 priceless moment in South Park history.

MR. HANKEY

[Addi88]

Mr. Hankey

[Arathon]

A close 6-5 to Tom Rhinoplasty's

Next match soon

[Arathon]

Tom's Rhinoplasty
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VS

Mecha Striesand
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PLOT:The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her terrible destruction

I vote Tom.

[Boba Joe]

Tom's Rhinoplasty

[horrorfreak13]

Mecha Striesand

[goldfingerz]

there has never been a southpark episode to rival the greatness of mecha streisand. If you don't laugh at this one, then pay more attention to the damien episode, cause they're talking about you!

[Cottonmouth]

Mecha Streisand

[Mikey2Dope]

Mecha Striesand

[TheAxeGrinder]

Mecha Streisand. Seeing Smith kick Cartman in the nuts was too sweet.

[Bear]

Mecha-Striesand made me laugh so hard I nearly puked.

[Damned Martian]

I saw them both a lot of time ago, but Mecha-Streisand has stayed in my memory longer, so I vote for it.

[Arathon]

7-2 to Mecha Streisand

Mecha Streisand
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VS

Cartman's mom is a dirty slut
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PLOT:Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought.

I vote for the classic Cartman's mom is a dirty slut.

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by Arathon
I vote for the classic Cartman's mom is a dirty slut. So do I.

[goldfingerz]

Mecha Streisand

[TheAxeGrinder]

Mecha Streisand

[Bear]

Dirty Slut

[Frank the Tank]

Slut

[Mikey2Dope]

Slut

[Cottonmouth]

Streisand

[Arathon]

5-3 lead for slut. Any last votes?

[brodeurnumber1]

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut, although Streisand is hilarious.

[ChemicalRomance]

Dirty Slut!

[Lord Raiden]

Dirty Slut

[TheLoveBelow]

Mecha Striesand

[Countess]

Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

[Arathon]

9-4 to Dirty slut.

Cartman's mom is a dirty slut
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VS

Terrence & Phillip: Not without my anus
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Plot:The show starts off with the build up from last season’s cliffhanger revolving around Cartman’s paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman’s Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool’s Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus."

I vote CMIADS