UGLIEST ACTRESSES

[thisismyboomstick]

Who do you think are the ugliest actresses?

I don't think UMA THURMAN is pretty at all. She was interesting looking in PULP FICTION and nice looking in GATTACA, but overall she's on my ugly list. I mean, have you seen her in PAYCHECK? Did they just not put any makeup on her or what?

SHELLEY DUVALL is another one. I think she's the scariest thing about THE SHINING. She does do a good Olive Oyl though in POPEYE

[one_crow_sorrow]

Jaime Pressly

[arby19]

Originally posted by thisismyboomstick
Who do you think are the ugliest actresses?

I don't think UMA THURMAN is pretty at all. She was interesting looking in PULP FICTION and nice looking in GATTACA, but overall she's on my ugly list. I mean, have you seen her in PAYCHECK? Did they just not put any makeup on her or what?



Heh, after Kill Bill. I'm in love with her! She has a different kind of look.

[fevers]

Shelley Duvall

[Jerk Shapiro]

I know I might be in the minority here, but I think that Drew Barrymore is one of the ugliest actresses working today.

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by thisismyboomstick
I don't think UMA THURMAN is pretty at all. She was interesting looking in PULP FICTION and nice looking in GATTACA, but overall she's on my ugly list. I mean, have you seen her in PAYCHECK? Did they just not put any makeup on her or what?

She was hawt in Batman and Robin, too bad she couldn't save the movie.

[TheGodSon]

Originally posted by one_crow_sorrow
Jaime Pressly



:eek:

[El Bracamonti]

I'm gonna have to go with Charlize Theron. That ugly bitch is REALLY hard to look at.







Hey, someone look behind me.....is Greb gonna kill me now?:D

[Jyrka]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
I know I might be in the minority here, but I think that Drew Barrymore is one of the ugliest actresses working today.

Yeah, I agree, I'm not going to see 50 First Dates thanks to her and that dog face of hers

[arto_j]

Eliza Dushku

And I am not kidding you.

[Frank the Tank]

Mena Suvari
Clea Duvall

[one_crow_sorrow]

Originally posted by arto_j
Eliza Dushku

And I am not kidding you.

Ditto.

[Boba Joe]

Kirsten Dunst
Julia Stiles

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by arto_j
Eliza Dushku

And I am not kidding you.

I don't see what's so hot about her either...

[bankholdup]

Sandra Bernhard


The epitomy of fugly.

[fevers]

Originally posted by bankholdup
Sandra Bernhard


The epitomy of fugly.




I couldn't agree with you more. I forgot about her. :rolleyes:

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Shit I fancy every actress!

[Cyclonus]

Shelley Duvall -- watching The Shining, I wondered what Jack Nicholson saw in her. She was annoyingly hysterical to boot.

Sandra Bernhard -- Acck! What was Martin Scorsese thinking when he cast her in The King of Comedy? How did she even get into the entertainment industry to begin with? Actually, I did like the movie, but her prescence brings it down a notch. :o

Clea Duvall -- not as bad as the above two, but still no eye candy. Strictly average looking at best.

[Briare Rabbit]

Jennifer Lopez- What the flying fuckeroo is so hot about her? She should go back to the ghetto, or the block or wherever it is she comes from.

Shelley Duvall- no explaination required. If you've seen any film she's in she's enough to wrench your gut. She was very convincing and sympathetic in The Shining, however.

Drew Barrymore- I think she's icky. I never found her attractive- just a bad actress with a fugly mug.

Amanda Bynes- her cheeks look like water balloons, and her boobs are uneven. Check 'em out tome time.

Bette Davis- Just plain scary. Those eyes.... not good bedfellow.

Cameron Diaz- she used to be somewhat cute, then she skankified, her mouth is too big and she's annoying as hell.

Kathy Bates- yuck, old ladies should never do nudity.

Diane Keaton- see Kathy Bates. I never found her attractive- even in her Godfather/Annie Hall days.

Others:
Natalie Portman, Britney Spears, Helle Berry, Lucy Liu, Amanda Peet, Shannon Elizabeth and Famke Jessen are also not my type.

What is my type? Tara Reid, Mena Suvari, Christina Ricci and Evan Rachel Wood.

[Annie Hall]

Eliza Dushku, Jaime Pressly, Amanda Peet, and Kirsten Dunst.



Gross gross gross

[Jon Lyrik]

Amanda Peet, eh? Never, ever watch The Whole Nine Yards then. I disagree about her looks being carp, though.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by El Bracamonti
I'm gonna have to go with Charlize Theron. That ugly bitch is REALLY hard to look at.







Hey, someone look behind me.....is Greb gonna kill me now?:D


NO it's me!:mad:

My list:
Keira Knightley
Kirsten Dunst
Michelle Trachtenberg
Drew Barrymore
Halle Berry
Natalie Portman

[Tom Samborski]

Shelley Duvall
Grace Jones (I wouldn't call her ugly, but she almost looks like a man!)
Courtney Love
Melanie Griffith

[Buck Turgidson]

Jennifer Aniston.

I agree with many choices here (Dunst, Barrymore and Diaz, chiefly), but MAN are a lot of hot women cropping up in these lists...

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Amanda Peet, eh? Never, ever watch The Whole Nine Yards then. I disagree about her looks being carp, though.

I've seen most of her movies, I just think she looks demented constantly.

[Frank the Tank]

How the hell could I forget Hillary Swank?

[Slim]

I agree with many of the choices here, especially:

Sandra Bernhard
Julia Stiles
Shelley Duvall

[jeo4]

Let's see...

Nicole Kidman - Overrated, underfed. Looks like the by-product of a one-night-stand between Sporty Spice and the Taco Bell dog. Just absolutely disgusting.

Lucy Liu - cross eyed, slack jawed, and homely.

Kirsten Dunst - How anyone finds this ugly bitch attractive is beyond me.

Christina Ricci - Same as above, but with bug eyes, an unhealthy complexion, and terrible hair and make up. Ugh!!

Rosie O'Donnell - We're about an hour past ugly now.

Roseanne Barr - Nasty beyond the limits of good taste.

Courtney Love - Skanky and ugly don't mix. Neither did pain killers and heroin, which explains why Cobain hit it.

Thora Birch - Another overrated starlet that let her temporary fame and her teen following go straight to her chubby head. Ugly skank.

Sandra Bernhard - Twice the ugly, half the talent.

Madonna - A friend of mine used to call her Madogga. That was before she got old.

Kathy Bates - Not at all attractive. At least she has some talent to make up for it.

Paris Hilton - The stick look went out years ago. She just isn't attractive, either. Her face is plain. She overdoes the make-up, hair, wardrobe, and dieting. She's just awful.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by jeo4



Paris Hilton - The stick look went out years ago. She just isn't attractive, either. Her face is plain. She overdoes the make-up, hair, wardrobe, and dieting. She's just awful.


Actually the stick look is still considered hot by many stupid men...


I'm surprised with all the sex she has she hasn't shattered every bone in her body.

that's a tape i'll watch

[electriclite]

Originally posted by Slim
I agree with many of the choices here, especially:


Julia Stiles






OH GOD!! YESSSS!!! WITH A BULLET!


I felt I was gonna lose my lunch when I saw her love scenes in Save the Last Dance and "O".

To her future directors: STOP THAT!!

[Morgana]

I hate to rag on any actress, but my goodness, how did Shelley Duvall ever make it onto the screen? She just looks creepy to me.

As for Kathy Bates, I don't think she's meant to be a sexpot. I still think she has a lot of screen presence, and I like her a lot.

And Sandra Bernhard? I suppose she could be considered ugly, but that's what makes her attractive to me. She fascinates me. She's sort of an ugly and beautiful at the same time. I can't figure it out. :confused:

[Briare Rabbit]

Paris Hilton and Jennifer Garner! How in the hell could I forget them?

[Hucksta G]

Shelley Duvall
Sandra Bullock
Kathy Bates
Rosie O' Donnel
Roseane Barr
Lucy Liu

Most of my picks have been said already but I'd like to alliterate on how ugly they are.

[Buck Turgidson]

If we were really serious about this there would be a lot of Lotte Leyna and Edith Massey up in here.

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by Briare Rabbit
Bette Davis- Just plain scary. Those eyes.... not good bedfellow.

I actually find Davis hot as hell (not to mention the greatest actress that ever lived), but beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess. Her eyes are what fascinates me the most; they can become eerie and scary, but in a sexy way that really turns me on. I dunno.

As for ugliest actresses, my list.....

Britney Spears (if you can call her an actress) - Skanky, disgusting ho bag who MIGHT look a little less grotesque without the horrifying makeup. Flat nose, badly shaped breasts and a bad skinned body turn me off completely.

Mena Suvari - Giant forheard, tiny body. I don't see it, I just don't see it; she looks like a dwarf. :eek:

Lucy Liu - Looks like a deformed fox, not much talent either. YUCK!

Sandra Bernhard - Oh GOD!!!!!!! Just plain fucking REPULSIVE. Somebody past the bucket.

Shelley Duvall - Nuff said. Fugly, fugly, fugly!!

Eliza Dushku - Good body, ugly mug.

Claudia Schiffer - Her eyes are too small and sometimes her deformed mouth looks like it's gonna fall off. Absolutely positively DISGUSTING.

Drew Barrymore - She was cute once, but now the sight of her and that overweight shape of body that she has makes me want to dump acid into my eyes.

Kirsten Dunst - Saggy fucking breasts and a GIANT pumpkin head = a mega ugly bitch from hell!

Courtney Love - Skanky, ugly, dreadful, whore, I'd rather fuck an Alligator before I do her!

Cameron Diaz - Weirdly shaped head and nose, gigantic disgusting mouth/teeth, bad skin.......belongs up there in Skank USA.

Julia Roberts - Small face and a HUGE mouth do not mix.

Madonna - Ugh. I just HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE her and her disgusting looks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like a maggot.

Jaime Pressly - Nothing fantastic at all, but the makeup and the slut look are more than enough to turn me off.

Keira Knightley - She looks pretty in some photos, but in others she looks like a slightly less attractive female version of Orson Welles (good obsevation, Annie Hall). I love Welles, but women who look like him are just............:eek: .

Denise Richards - Simply horrid. Has no freakin' talent but the ugly tan, grotesque mouth and horrible smile plastered onto her face at all times makes her look like a scarecrow.

Lindsey Lohan - Used to be cute, but she hasn't aged well at all, and those disgusting frickin' freckles makes me want to hurl.

Rosie O'Donnell - As fugly as actresses get.

Jennifer Aniston - Long chin, long face, huge mouth...........UGH!!!!!!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt - More like GIRAFFE LOVE USELESS.

Tori Spelling - I'll just say 'duh' to this "actress" (more like "actor" since she really looks like a horsefaced man :eek: ).

Allison Janney - Terrible skin, weird mouth, deformed Giraffe head, body is like a walking stick. YUCK!!!

[Trinity]

Originally posted by Briare Rabbit
Bette Davis- Just plain scary. Those eyes.... not good bedfellow.
Hey I wouldn't turn her out (back in the day, of course). ;)


Yes, I find her attractive. Unconventionally attractive, but attractive nevertheless.

[BadCoverVersion]

Check out these British hotties...


June Brown a.k.a Dot Cotton...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/community/mission/images/dot150.jpg

Laila Morse a.k.a 'Big Mo'...

http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2004/02/11/eastenders/imgs/eastenders-dop2a.jpg

She's Gary Oldman's older sister you know.

The BRILLIANT Ms. Kathy Burke...

http://www.alternativehollywood.de/bilder/burke4.jpg

Jennie McAlpine a.k.a 'Fiz' Brown...

http://www.corrie.net/kabin/images/brown_fiz1.jpg

Julie Hesmendshumfink a.k.a Hayley Cropper...

http://bbhilda.topcities.com/HayleyCropper_319x345.jpg

She is supposed to be a post-op transexual so you can kind of forgive her offensive face.

Jeanette Krankie...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/krankies_3.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/krankies_1.jpg

Yes, that relationship is as perverted as it appears to be.

Hubba hubba.

[Jyrka]

Old people are always ugly, no news here.

I've always found that woman who was married to Tom Cruise very unattractive. Actually both of them. Nicole and Penelope. Ugly.

[Tweek]

Wait...why is paris hilton being considered an actress?

reality shows and bit parts don't count...nor does amateur porn

[one_crow_sorrow]

I can't believe I forgot Jennifer Garner. Looks alternately like a horse and a man with boobs.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by one_crow_sorrow
I can't believe I forgot Jennifer Garner. Looks alternately like a horse and a man with boobs.

She has boobs?

She hides them well.

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Check out these British hotties...

Exactly! Much more in the literal spirit of the question. Leave it up to BCV and her finely honed sense of perversity to get into the spirit of things.

[Lindsey]

Minnie Driver
Sarah Jessica Parker
Hillary Duff
Melanie Griffith

[Annie Hall]

http://www.j-cinema.net/gossips/kirstendunst/007.jpg

http://www.btvs4ever.blogger.com.br/Eliza%20Dushku%20before%20cheerleading%20(1).jpg


The Jaime Pressly link was odd, I apologize. Sorry.

Eww eww eww

[SweetEnLow]

Shelly Duvall
Sandra Bernhardt
Ellen Degeneres


the lady who played Jackie on Rosanne, I can't remember her name. Laurie Metcalfe maybe?

Shelly Long

Rhea Perlman

Meredith Baxter Birney

[BakeTheMooCow]

Erm.. you know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

-- Jack Handey

[jeo4]

Originally posted by Tweek
Wait...why is paris hilton being considered an actress?

reality shows and bit parts don't count...nor does amateur porn

Touche' Tweek! :D

[thisismyboomstick]

Anyone see a movie called LAST NIGHT? There's this girl who works at the gas company in the movie who is ugly as sin. She looks like Marty Feldman (Igor from YOUNG FRANKENSTIEN)

Camryn Manheim. The fat arse from THE PRACTICE TV series. She also played Snow White in that TV mini-series 10th KINGDOM. What the hell? How do you get a fat woman to play Snow White?

Calista Flockhart from ALLY MCBEAL Freakin thin as a stick and really thin lips. Looks scary

Joan & Melissa Rivers: The only reason I feel the channel E actually stands for EVIL and not ENTERTAINMENT. I feel like hitting her in the face everytime I hear her say "Can we talk?"

Barbara Streisand This woman looks like Mel Brooks in a wig.

Tina Louise: She played Ginger on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. I never thought she was hot or sexy or anywhere near being pretty. Dawn Wells who played Mary Ann was far from being sexy either, but she was cute and a lot better looking that Ginger/Tina Louise.

Courtney Love: Anywho see the awards show a few years back where she was drunk as a skunk and nearly falling out of her dress? Brrrrrrrrrr....She's almost as ugly as Shelley Duvall is

Keri Wuhrer: I'm not sure if I really think she's ugly or if I simply hate her for ruining so many good movies for me. She hoped on board the SLIDERS TV series when it started going down hill, she starred in the sequel to THE HITCHER, which sucked and was one of the biggest let downs for me, and now she's about to be in a fourth PROPHECY movie that doesn't even have Christopher Walken in it. God I hate this woman

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by BakeTheMooCow
Erm.. you know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

-- Jack Handey

You're my hero, Bake...


And, while Camryn Manheim may not be a vision of spritely beauty, I think she has a very pretty face.

[Heavenley]

Courtney Love - She's just so scraggly looking, even when she actually tries to look classy (if that's even possible for her)

Jaime Presley - Some pics she kind of looks manly.

Uma Thurman - Her nose ruins her whole face.

Drew Barrymore - She used to be cute as a child actress........but now she just looks big and clunky.

Christina Ricci - She has a squarish figure, and her forehead is huge.

Jen Love Hewitt - Reminds me of a rat.

Tori Spelling - Oh where do I even start................ICK.

Emily Perkins (Ginger Snaps) - Her face is just so un-attractive..........but I liked her in Ginger Snaps (she fit the character well.)

[Grebdron]

http://nowandagain.tktv.net/pics/matarazzo11.jpg

[CyclicNightmare]

UGLIEST ACTRESS EVER:

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/nbc/saturday_night_live_cast_photos/rachel_dratch/snl.jpg
Rachel Dratch, SNL

[Psyco Chick18]

I disagree with Shelly Duvall and Diane Keaton being ugly.

I think Renee Zellwenger, Clea Duvall and Bridgit Fonda are ugly.

the rest are beautiful.

[night prowler]

Christina Ricci

Halle Berry

Calista Flockhart

[Sigur509]

Melanie Griffith

Paris Hilton

[Giselle]

Denise Richards

Jaime Pressley

Amy Smart

Chloe Sevigny(sp?)

Penelope Cruz

Shelley Duvall<naturally>

Tara Reid

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Lopez

Natalie Portman

Sophia Loren

Hilary Swank

Elizabeth Berkley

Calista Flockhart

Martha Plimpton

the lead girl in Freddy vs. Jason

Halle Berry

Anna Paquin

Asia Argento

Melanie Griffith

Pam Anderson

Jennfier Garner

[CyclicNightmare]

Originally posted by Giselle
Jennfier Garner
:eek: :( :rolleyes: :p :D ;)

[Zego]

Man with boobs? What about Hilary Swank? "She" is one of the ugliest actresses ever. Madonna is pretty high up there, and I dunno if Nicole Kidman has been mentioned yet but her face looks like it came in contact with a fucking steamroller.

[Andrew Tom]

A lot of what I disagree with. Mainly Clea Duvall, who I think is one of the most beautiful actresses. But that's just me. And Sophia Loren is a very beautiful woman!

My addition to the list(s):

I don't think Anne Ramsay(sp? Billy Crystal's mother from "Throw Momma Off the Train") has been mentioned. It doesn't get much worse than that.

[neco82]

Nicole Kidman - Just don't like her. Don't know why.

Jennifer Lopez - Can't act, can't sing... and if it wasn't for her huge ass, no one would care.

Shelley Duvall - Why was she so good as Olive Oyl? Cause she looks just like her. And that's not a compliment.

Sandra Bernhard - Not only hideous, but annoying. See Hudson Hawk if you don't believe me.

Camryn Manheim - I remember seeing this movie where she played a stand-up comic... in it, she was treated as the funniest person on earth; the nicest person on Earth; and then she was also the romantic interest. Biggest ego trip I have ever seen, and undeserved cause I find her annoying instead of funny. Maybe that's why I hate her so much. (Same goes for the ugly fat chick from The Facts Of Life, who had two guys fighting over her in some dumb TV movie... that's too much of a stretch).

Madonna - Hasn't aged well. And no matter what she says, she's still a slut.

Courtney Love - Ugly skank.

Angelina Jolie - Great body, but ugly as hell for some reason... I just don't like the lips!!! Or maybe it's her attitude I can't stand.

Melanie Griffith - She and Antonio Banderas are almost alike in age, yet she looks twice as old. Wonder why?

Tori Spelling - Everything that can go wrong with plastic surgery is embodied in this woman.

Julia Roberts - Biggest damn mouth on the planet.

Julia Stiles - Just plain in every department.

Piper Perabo - Same as above. Nothing special.

Cameron Diaz - Waifish skank. How could she go from The Mask to looking how she does now?

Lucy Liu - Is she cross-eyed or is it just me?

Drew Barrymore - Never liked her. Just looks too fat.

THE LAST THREE IS WHY I REFUSE TO WATCH THE CHARLIE'S ANGELS MOVIES.