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PsychoFreak
02-24-2004, 04:46 PM
Hey

This is my horror poem i wrote a couple of hours ago, Freddy and Ruby gloom are me and my best friends "alter egos", just in case you were wondering. So here it is, tell me what you think of it.


She sits on her chair in the white room
That place she sits in reeks of doom
She was the blood-splattered bride and he was the groom
There marital name? Freddy and Ruby Gloom

“Well Ruby I’m not sure I believe you,
I’ll get my knife to cut right through you”
You see Ruby was having an affair
Tell Freddy? My God she wouldn’t dare!
You see Freddy is a bit mad in the head
But know it doesn’t matter because Ruby is dead.

But for better or for worse Ruby would not die
For she would just sit in her grave and cry
She swore she would get revenge on Freddy
In a most gruesome way,
And she would make all the children watch her slay.
Ruby was now overly hated,
For she was a psychotic sadist

Finally Ruby’s soul was put to rest
It’s a shame Ruby and Freddy could not wed
But what Ruby did not know is-
Freddy was not dead.
Ruby’s scream could be heard till dawn
They found her cold dead corpse rotting on the lawn.

Duke Nukem
02-24-2004, 06:33 PM
That was a nice, funny read.

pyscho dude
02-25-2004, 03:16 PM
It was somewhat ammusing.

PsychoFreak
02-25-2004, 03:39 PM
the next part....


As Freddy chucked Ruby into her muddy grave
He realised he would need something of hers the save
An arm? A leg? No surely, nothing could compare to Ruby’s severed head!

Freddy got out the axe and took one big whack
He chucked her head along with her guts
In a green sack
He made his way home, down Gloomy Lane
When he heard a noise and in his gut
Felt a nervous pain

Freddy Turned around and saw Ruby standing,
Headless and all
She reached out to grab his hand
And he noticed she still wore their golden wedding band

Ruby’s severed head spitted out the words
“I loved you to death”
Freddy realised he still would love Ruby,
Till his dying breath

It was just like something out of a thriller,
For in the morning written on the wall was
“The Honeymoons Gonna A Killer!”