Movie lines that have made their way into your daily vocabulary

[syxxpac]

The ones I use frequently are:

"You muddafucka you!" - Joe Pesci - Casino

"Uh oh. Mom's mad." - Kevin Spacey - American Beauty

"Stop whining!" - Ahnuld - Kindergarten Cop

*attached to a variety of sentences* "Savvy", "Luv", "Mate" - Johnny Depp - Pirates Of The Caribbean

[Boba Joe]

"Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son." - Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

"Yeaaah, baby." - Austin Powers trilogy

"Daaaaammmm!" - Friday

"I've got a bad feeling about this." - Star Wars movies

[Giselle]

"I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy." -Clue

"Shes taking him for the proverbial ride." -Big Lebowski

"I pierced the toast!" -The Birdcage

"What do you say, what do ya know" -Angels With Dirty Faces

[Indy in IN]

Me and my buddies at work seem to quote Friday, Next Friday, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, and Office Space, pretty much non-stop.

We have held conversations saying nothing but movie quotes.

"He's gonna cry in the car."

"Do I still look high?"

"She sprayed the player"

"Don't go in for 35-45 min."

"He loves the C*ck"

[dollface]

that's going to leave a mark - Tommy Boy

[arby19]

"Groovy" - Evil Dead II
"Rock and Roll" - Rules of Attraction

And like every single line in Kevin Smith's movies.

[Shakamaker]

"Yeah? Well that's just, like, you're opinion, man!" - The Dude, The Big Lebowski

..and any old school Eddie Murphy.

[Raymond Babbit]

"Snoogens!"- Kevin Smith's movies

"Bob had bitch tits"- Fight Club

"Say what again, motherfucker!", "They speak English in What?", "I am a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker!"- Pulp Fiction

"This isn't where I parked my car!", "And a very special day for a very special little man"- Eurotrip

"Ass to Ass!!"- RFAD

"You're such a fuck-ass!"- Donnie Darko

"Hail to the king, baby!"- Army of Darkness

"You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"- Full Metal Jacket

"Yeah, yeah", "Uh-oh, ten minutes till Wopner"- Rain Man

"Dude, it was awesome. You were like 'Whoa!', and we were like 'Whoa!', and you were like 'Whooooaaaa!'", "I shall call it Squishy, and it shall be mine, and it shall be my squishy"- Finding Nemo

"I sharted"- Along Came Polly

"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow"- Pirates of the Caribbean

"I know Kung Fu!"- The Matrix

"Rock and Roll!"- Spinal Tap

[jeo4]

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." Bruce Willis, Die Hard

[one_crow_sorrow]

"Definitely *insert word here*" - Rain Man

[Briare Rabbit]

"Well, SHIT"- In Cold Blood

"YAHOOO!!! YAHOOOOOOO!!!" -Dr Strangelove

"Because it's clean" - Lawrence of Arabia

Thats it. Im serious, thats it. I dont quote Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction.

[Shakamaker]

Originally posted by Raymond Babbit
"Ass to Ass!!"- RFAD

Interesting life you lead, if that's part of your daily vocab, Ray! ;)

[Shockwave]

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." Bruce Willis, Die Hard

Ditto. I cant help but mutter this when something extreme happens.


"Some motherfuckers always trying to iceskate uphill"-Blade

I also think about that saying, seemingly everyday im at work. They just get over thier heads with too little help.

[Scarface98.9]

"Are you a Mexi-can, or a Mexi-can't?"
"Can you dig it?"-Once Upon a Time in Mexico (also from numerous other movies)

"I knew Gandhi. He was a prick."-Robin Williams: Live on Broadway

"He looooooooves the cock!"-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[Hucksta G]

"You see what happens!" - The Big Lebowski
"Shut the fuck up (insert name here instead of Donnie) - The Big Lebowski
"I wasn't hungry but thirsty" - Forrest Gump

[Hannibal21]

"Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" - Joe Pesci, Goodfellas

"Shut up and deal." - Shirley MacLaine, The Apartment

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind

"Don't believe everything you hear on the radio." - Orson Welles, Citizen Kane

"It's not personal. It's strictly business." - Al Pacino, The Godfather

"Let's get out of here." - Uh.........the line is used in 90% of movies that are out there.

"There's no place like home." - Judy Garland, The Wizard of Oz

"I'm a drunkard." - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca

[Cronos]

"Go suck a fuck"
"Fuck ass"

both from Donnie Darko

[Nice Marmot]

"She smiled at me!" - Raising Arizona

"It certainly is . . . . . . . warm!" - Better Off Dead

"It's a sweater!!!" - The Three Amigos

"Well it's. . . one too many!" - A Christmas Story

[zeppelin]

"Asshooole!" -Kevin Kline, A Fish Called Wanda

:D

[Jerk Shapiro]

"Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" - Pulp Fiction

[Antonio]

"What's your damage?" from HEATHERS.

[El Bracamonti]

Oohh faced!- Cabin Fever

[Buck Turgidson]

"You're not a man, you're a life support system for a cock!" (The Doom Generation)

"I'd give real money if he'd just shut up!" (Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country)

"Ready when you are, Officer Pemberton..."

"He was one of those people not blessed with self awareness" and "Baseball is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." (Bull Durham)

"Don't pay me. What are you giving me the money for? You wanna fuck me?" (Taxi Driver)

And pretty much every word of A Clockwork Orange.

Viddy that, O my brothers (and sisters)?

[Hannibal21]

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!" - Jamie Kennedy, Scream 2

"Hasta la Vista, baby!" - Ahnuld, T2: Judgment Day

"Well, nobody's perfect." - Joe E. Brown, Some Like it Hot

"I wonder if I know what you mean." - Barbara Stanwyck, Double Indemnity

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." - Vivien Leigh, A Streetcar

"You should really shut the fuck up. Please, now, shut the fuck up." - Julianne Moore, Magnolia

[syxxpac]

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!" - Jamie Kennedy, Scream 2
"Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" - Pulp Fiction

Those are fun to use.

Some more I thought of:

"Give me the keys, you cocksucker. What the fuck?!" - Benicio Del Toro - The Usual Suspects (it's funny because people have no idea what I'm trying to say)

"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go." - Jeff Goldblum - Jurassic Park

"You're a legend in your own mind." - Clint Eastwood - Sudden Impact

"I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise, and sometimes they never get up again." - Eli Wallach - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

"Alright. First things fuckin' last." - Chris Penn - Reservoir Dogs

"Ya see this? This is the world's smallest violin, playing just for the *insert specific group here*." - Steve Buscemi - Reservoir Dogs

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
"You should really shut the fuck up. Please, now, shut the fuck up." - Julianne Moore, Magnolia

She does that so well. I also love when she tells the pharmacist to suck her cock.


Isolated moments of strange beauty.

[Otis Driftwood]

"Schmoke and a pancake?" Austin Powers in Goldmember

I'll say this serveral times a day. Usually just to myself.

[Indy in IN]

Originally posted by Otis Driftwood
"Schmoke and a pancake?" Austin Powers in Goldmember

Forgot about Goldmember

"How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard"

[Hannibal21]

"I need to believe that something extraodinary is possible." - Jennifer Connelly, A Beautiful Mind

"You make my shit list!" - Juliette Lewis, Natural Born Killers

"I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner." - Anthony Hopkins, The Silence of the Lambs

"It's the stuff dreams are made of." - Humphrey Bogart, The Maltese Falcon

"You want some advice? Here it is, direct from me to you: Keep your paws off my underwear." - Catherine Zeta-Jones, Chicago

"I want to be alone." - Greta Garbo, Grand Hotel

"Coward yourself! You ain't no lady. No, Miss. That's what my poor old mother would say to you!" - Humphrey Bogart, The African Queen

"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night." - Bette Davis, All About Eve

"We all go a little mad sometimes." - Anthony Perkins, Psycho

"You talkin' to me?" - Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver

"I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I'll be waiting for you to die." - Bette Davis, The Little Foxes

"How do you start to cut up a human body?" - Jimmy Stewart, Rear Window

[Tagia_Romero]

"You humans are incomprehensible."- Alucard "Hellsing"
"Where there's life, there's threat."- Servlane "Blakes 7"
"It's a strange world."- Jeffrey "Blue Velvet"
"After you, Kitty Cat."- Vincent Vega "Pulp Fiction"
"Disco"- Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
"First thing's fuckin' last."- Nice Guy Eddie "Reservior Dogs"
"Hiel myself!"- Bronski "To Be Or Not To Be"
"Dodge this."- Trinity "The Matrix"

[Trinity]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
"I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I'll be waiting for you to die." - Bette Davis, The Little Foxes

I hope you don't use this one too often. ;)


Originally posted by Hannibal21
"I want to be alone." - Greta Garbo, Grand Hotel

I say this one all the time! And if I'm not saying it, I'm probably thinking it!

My most used line would have to be: "It's a little bit more information than I needed, but go right ahead." (Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction). I say that one whenever someone is telling me something I'm not interested in/don't need to know, which is well, quite often!

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
"I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I'll be waiting for you to die." - Bette Davis, The Little Foxes

"How do you start to cut up a human body?" - Jimmy Stewart, Rear Window

:D

I'm curious as to the reactions these two garner.

[one_crow_sorrow]

"This fucking guy" - Scarface
"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

[MickeyKnox]

Rambles let's get ramling-Reservoir Dogs
This is this-The Deer Hunter
I will turn this place into the fuckin Wild Bunch-From Dusk Till Dawn

[Raymond Babbit]

Here's one I forgot:

"So I got that goin' for me... which is nice"- Caddyshack

[Damned Martian]

Most of the ones me and my friends use are not from films, but from spanish humor programs. And if they come from a film, it's usually some spanish one. Let's see what can I get:

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit *insert whatever here*" - Airplane!

"- Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
- Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. " - Airplane 2

"Striker? Striker, Striker, Strike Her!" - Airplane 2

"- They're screwed!
- They're dead!
- Did I leave the iron on? " - Airplane 2

"The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing..." - The Naked Gun 2 & 1/2

"You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman. You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with 20-year-olds who want cheap sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. "More, more, more. Your turn to wear the handcuffs... "" - The Naked Gun 2 & 1/2

"- What is this macho thing?
- He started it.
- Did not.
- Did too.
- Did not.
- You're behaving like children.
- He's bein' a jerk.
- Am not.
- Are too.
- Am not.
- Are too too too too too too too too too too too...
- Not not not not not not not not not...
- Are too times ten.
- Now that's it!" - Hot Shots

"I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". " - Hot Shots

"You've got four bogies heading toward you! [sneezes on the radar screen] Oh my God, a dozen more of them! And a blimp, a big, shiny blimp and it's slowly moving south! " - Hot Shots

"Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me! " - Hot Shots

"These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them... " - Hot Shots part deux

"- I can see you're no stranger to pain.
- I've been married.
- Ah.
- Twice.
- Oy! " - Hot Shots part deux

"- Topper, let me tell you a little story. It seems there were three bears. And one morning when their porridge was too hot, they went for a walk. And a little blond girl came skipping through the woods, she ate their porridge and she sat in their chairs, she slept in their beds. And when those bears returned and discovered that mess, do you know what happened then Topper?
- No.
- That little blond girl get scared. Ran away.
- So you're saying is that little blond girl is me.... If it is 'bout me coloring my hair... " - Hot Shots part deux

"My density has bought me to you" - Back to the Future

"Whoa, this is heavy." - BTTF

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads" - BTTF

"Flux-capacitor... fluxing..." - BTTF

"Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly! Think!" - BTTF

"- What's wrong, McFly. 'You chicken?
- Nobody calls me chiken" - BTTF

...and many more...

[Buck Turgidson]

I've also started using "I nevah liked dat guy" from Scarface, but that's mostly the fault of Steve Bertheume, from ESPN's Spotscenter.

Pretty soon, we'll be seeing guys hitting homers as he bellows "Say 'Helooooo-ooo...to my lil' frien'!!" :D

[BadCoverVersion]

Erm, lotsa Withnail & I...

"Look! My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of a fucking overdose. My heart's beating like a fucked clock. I feel dreadful, I feel fucking dreadful." - Marwood

"The fucker will rue the day!" - Withnail

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!" - Withnail

"I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder." - Withnail

"Don't get uptight with me man. Because if you do I'll have to give you a dose of medicine...and if I spike you you'll know you've been spoken to" - Danny

"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it." - Withnail

"Scrubbers!" - Withnail

"We've gone on holiday by mistake" - Withnail

"Monty, you terrible cunt!" - Withnail

"Get in the back of the van!" - Police Officer


Plus,


"Y'all right there Chief?" - Johnny, Naked

"Gi' o'er Jud" - Billy Casper, Kes

"Tha' must be crackers" - Jud, Kes

"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!" - Frank Booth, Blue Velvet

"That's just nitpicking" - This Is Spinal Tap

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!" - Frank Booth, Blue Velvet



"You're so fuckin' suave! Ain't he suave?!?" :D

Anytime anyone says the word "Heinekin" around me, I almost literally have to put my hand over my mouth so I don't bellow "Heinekin?!? FUCK THAT SHIT!! PABST...BLUE...RIBBON!!!"

[Romero&Juliet]

Originally posted by Antonio
"What's your damage?" from HEATHERS.


Ditto.

[Shakamaker]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
"The fucker will rue the day!" - Withnail

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!" - Withnail

"Scrubbers!" - Withnail

OFTEN! Also use "flowers are merely prostitutes for the bees" a bit.

In me Sunday-best Scottish...

"It's the great outdoors!" - Tommy, Trainspotting

"Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair." - Spud, Trainspotting

"I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you." - Spud, Trainspotting

..and Dennis in The Holy Grail...

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government."

"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

"Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

[Sad man]

Every line from May and Romy and Michele's High School Reunion.

[Hannibal21]

Actually, I use a whole lost of quotes that Bette Davis uses. God, I luuuuuuuuuurrrrrrvvvvvveeeeeee that woman! :D

"I'll be right here." - E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

"You're tearing me apart!" - James Dean, Rebel Without a Cause

"In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider." - James Stewart,

"I think I did pretty well under the circumstances."
(somebody asks in a Mr. Thatcher manner....."What would you liked to have been?")
"Everything you hate."
- Orson Welles, Citizen Kane

"There's so much at stake and all you can think of is your own feelings. You're a coward, weakling!" - Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca

[Andrew Tom]

"It's all in the reflexes" is one that I'm using more than anything else.

There's only so much English you can use in a Finnish world...

[electriclite]

"Whattya been eating retard sandwiches?!" Matt Dillon Beautiful Girls


"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: Come again?" Brick Top Snatch


"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" Heathers


"What is your malfunction!?" Full Metal Jacket

[Hannibal21]

"Greed is good." - Michael Douglas, Wall Street

"Is it face?" - Laurence Olivier, Marathon Man (but I use it in a completely different manner :p )

"I believe you are expecting me." - Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge!

"Whoa, this is heavy." - Michael J. Fox, Back to the Future

[ANavissi500]

"You got served" is my new diss.

[blankpage]

From Annie Hall:


"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."

"No, I can't go into a movie that's already started, because I'm anal."

"Right. Well, I have to-- I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth."

"I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light."

"Love is too weak a word for what I feel -- I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I -- I do, don't you think I do?"

"I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. Y'know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and, but, uh, I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs."

"What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler."


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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail


"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."


Plus like many others, but I use 'em with some friends...

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From Pulp Fiction


"Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing."


"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

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From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

I usually say these with friends, or just whenever I like being silly..


"Yo lunchbox, hurry it up."

"This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker."

"Affleck, you the bomb in Phantoms. Yo. "


"Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mallfucker."

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

"Hi, I'm *Logan* and this is my hetero-life-partner, *who ever is beside me* .

"And for one more record, he loves the cock."

"Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell."


More to come...yeah, I know...

[sinnedsacul]

I'd buy that for a dollar!!- Robocop

Groovy- Evil Dead

All Smeagol lines- LOTR

That's how Houdini died- Planes Trains And Automobiles

Pick 'em up!!
You are one pathetic loser!!- Dumb And Dumber

[Cottonmouth]

I usually quote a movie I've seen the night before, but when I rant, I'm using a new insult inspired by "Full Tilt Boogie". In it, Tarantino goes off on some command a grip gave on a party about beer kegs. It was suggested that there be three, but the grip said there should be two.

"A FUCKING GRIP SAID THAT!"

Now, when I say it, a grip is a replacement for any other obscenity.

[MinimalistCouch]

"This is a fuck"- Samir- Office Space

"Napkin" - Angelo Castigliane - Mulholland Drive

"Jules, when you drove in here, did you see a sign that said Dead Nigger Storage?" - Jimmie- Pulp Fiction

"Fuck"- Tony Montana - Scarface

[randythetool]

"Good times, noodle salad." - As Good As It Gets

"Eight year-olds dude," "Ve bahleef in nosing." - The Big Lebowski

[Hannibal21]

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." - Jack Nicholson, As Good as it Gets

And I can't believe I didn't mention the line I use MOST in my life....

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" - Peter Finch, Network

[Tom Samborski]

"Fuck it"- various movies

[Antonio]

"My image of you is totally blown" from THE BREAKFAST CLUB.

[kirkman316]

I know it's pretty recent, but I've been saying "Son of a son of a bitch" from Club Dread like all this week.

That and "Nomistei." "Fuck Off!"

[syxxpac]

More:

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Kevin Spacey - The Usual Suspects

"Holy shitballs!" - Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[Backstabba]

Alright. First things fuckin' last." - Chris Penn - Reservoir Dogs

"Ya see this? This is the world's smallest violin, playing just for the *insert specific group here*." - Steve Buscemi - Reservoir Dogs

"You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gona bite?" Reservior Dogs

" Say it again! I dare ya! I double dare ya!" Pulp fiction

"Hello. hello do you hear me?" Mr. Blonde. Reservour Dogs.

"Jules, when you drove in here, did you see a sign that said Dead Nigger Storage?" - Jimmie- Pulp Fiction

Yes, Im a fan of quentin Tarantino.

[RicochetShaw]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
(somebody asks in a Mr. Thatcher manner....."What would you liked to have been?")
"Everything you hate."
- Orson Welles, Citizen Kane


If you don't mind me asking, how exactly did you work that into your daily vocabulary? Does some one ask you what you would have liked to have been regularly? :confused:

[SweetEnLow]

Knock Knock

Who's There

Fuck Off

-Trailer Park Boys

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by RicochetShaw
If you don't mind me asking, how exactly did you work that into your daily vocabulary? Does some one ask you what you would have liked to have been regularly? :confused:
I'm more puzzled by how someone could fit in "Is there a sign outside that says dead nigger storage?" or the monkey monologue from JSBSBS into a regular vocabulary

[ANavissi500]

Tonight my film club screened Swingers, making me realize how often I say the phrase "You're so money."

[Tweek]

"Gimme some sugar baby"- Army of Darkness


Lines from the jay and silent bob flicks


Lines from Zoolander

[CyclicNightmare]

Originally posted by Damned Martian
Most of the ones me and my friends use are not from films, but from spanish humor programs. And if they come from a film, it's usually some spanish one. Let's see what can I get:

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit *insert whatever here*" - Airplane!

"- Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
- Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. " - Airplane 2

"Striker? Striker, Striker, Strike Her!" - Airplane 2

"- They're screwed!
- They're dead!
- Did I leave the iron on? " - Airplane 2

"The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing..." - The Naked Gun 2 & 1/2

"You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman. You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with 20-year-olds who want cheap sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. "More, more, more. Your turn to wear the handcuffs... "" - The Naked Gun 2 & 1/2

"- What is this macho thing?
- He started it.
- Did not.
- Did too.
- Did not.
- You're behaving like children.
- He's bein' a jerk.
- Am not.
- Are too.
- Am not.
- Are too too too too too too too too too too too...
- Not not not not not not not not not...
- Are too times ten.
- Now that's it!" - Hot Shots

"I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". " - Hot Shots

"You've got four bogies heading toward you! [sneezes on the radar screen] Oh my God, a dozen more of them! And a blimp, a big, shiny blimp and it's slowly moving south! " - Hot Shots

"Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me! " - Hot Shots

"These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them... " - Hot Shots part deux

"- I can see you're no stranger to pain.
- I've been married.
- Ah.
- Twice.
- Oy! " - Hot Shots part deux

"- Topper, let me tell you a little story. It seems there were three bears. And one morning when their porridge was too hot, they went for a walk. And a little blond girl came skipping through the woods, she ate their porridge and she sat in their chairs, she slept in their beds. And when those bears returned and discovered that mess, do you know what happened then Topper?
- No.
- That little blond girl get scared. Ran away.
- So you're saying is that little blond girl is me.... If it is 'bout me coloring my hair... " - Hot Shots part deux

"My density has bought me to you" - Back to the Future

"Whoa, this is heavy." - BTTF

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads" - BTTF

"Flux-capacitor... fluxing..." - BTTF

"Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly! Think!" - BTTF

"- What's wrong, McFly. 'You chicken?
- Nobody calls me chiken" - BTTF

...and many more...
Wow. These quotes had me rolling. Top notch.

[CyclicNightmare]

"I swallowed your cum." Cameron Diaz, Vanilla Sky

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by RicochetShaw
If you don't mind me asking, how exactly did you work that into your daily vocabulary? Does some one ask you what you would have liked to have been regularly? :confused:

Believe it or not.....yes. Well, maybe they didn't ask it in the exact same manner as Thatcher did in Citizen Kane but some people in my school (practically all of them who asks this questions really ARE people I dislike) asks me this, I'm not quite sure whether they really mean it or are asking me in a joking manner. But either way, I give the same answer.

[Hannibal21]

"Meow"

"Hear me roar"

- Catwoman, Batman Returns

No, I am so NOT kidding you. :p

[syxxpac]

"God's not on our side, because he hates idiots also." - Clint - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

[Damned Martian]

Demolition Man:

"Oh shit! They let anybody into this century"

"Fuckers are fast too"

"I'm sorry to say that the world has turned into a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies"

"Mellow greetings, sir. What's your boggle?"

"Be well"

"You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you"

"I must've done something right in a previous life. Can't imagine what that could've been."

"- FUCK YOU, LADY!
- Good answer"

"Is it cold in here, or is it just me?"


The Last Boy Scout:

"The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets"

"This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."

"- Leather pants.
- Yeah.
- What's something like that run?
- Six-fifty.
- Six hundred and fifty dollars?
- Yeah.
- They're pants.
- Yeah.
- You wear them?
- YES.
- They don't, like, have a TV in them or something? "

"- I'm supposed to be trembling in fear or something like that?
- Something like that.
- I'll tremble later. For now, how about a drink?"

"- ...if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it. "

"I swear to Christ that if I survive this fucking case I'm gonna dance a jig. "

"Ain't life a bitch?"

"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck."

"- It just happened, Joe.
- Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, this just isn't my week". "

"- Danger's my middle name.
- Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you."

"- You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
- Play some rap music. "

"- Where are you goin'?
- To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy"

"I'm fuckface, he's asshole"

"- You must be James.
- James?
- He does that with everybody. He calls me Joseph."

"If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time"

"Yeah, I believe in love; I believe in cancer."

"If you ever touch me again, I'll kill you."

[CyclicNightmare]

"Don't...ever...stop... fucking me."

-- from Jerry Maguire

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by CyclicNightmare
"I swallowed your cum." Cameron Diaz, Vanilla Sky

Originally posted by CyclicNightmare
"Don't...ever...stop... fucking me."

-- from Jerry Maguire



Every day?

Errrr...

Do you suck the cocks of paying men?

[Neesh]

Tarantino dialogue infused itself into the lives of me and a few friends.... like, whenever we'd be eating out, and we'd be paying the bill, someone would inevitably say "cough up your buck like everyone else".
Or, everytime the word "special" was mentioned, someone would say "Whats special?".....

We never managed to find a way to fit "Did you see a sign on the front of my house that says dead nigger storage" into everyday conversation.....

[osklen]

"I will get medieval in your ass" - Marcellus / Pulp Fiction

:D :D :D :D :D

[distorto25]

"Fuck-mook."
Agent Sands, ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO