What would you do if Michael Myers was after you?

[michael myers 6]

I would run and lock myself in a door.

[fwasaint]

Hmmmm i'd honestly probley be one of those people that just stood around in shock waiting for him to ram a knife though my insides :D

[jagged halo]

I'd tell him to fuck right off, then persuade him to kill Moustapha Sequel sorry Akkad instead :D

[superbeast 79]

I TRY AND KILL HIM IRREVERSABLE STYLE AND SKULL FUCK HIM TO DEATH:eek:

[JivaFox]

Run like hell until I dropped or escaped.

[Otis Driftwood]

You could always go the Busta Rhymes route and do some fancy schmancy martial arts moves.

Me?

I'd cut off his head. End of story.

[jagged halo]

Originally posted by Otis Driftwood
You could always go the Busta Rhymes route and do some fancy schmancy martial arts moves.

Me?

I'd cut off his head. End of story.

Then you'd languish in jail for killing a policeman :D

[Nightmare_Dreaming]

I'd get my buddy, Jason Voorhees, to kick his William Shatner mask having ass!

[KillerKlown]

I'd probably shit my pants and the smell would deter him. ;)

[Queen_Akasha]

I would take my clothes off and make him horney LMAO!!!

[TheJadedGamer]

Hmm......probably ask him if he wants some weed.

[Klownzilla]

I'd lure him into a trap, chop him into confetti and mail different pieces of him to different areas of the world. Problem solved.

[Countess]

I'd probably turn on an old Star Trek episode and distract him with good ole Shatner whilst I makes my escape. :D

[Antonio]

RUN LIKE HELL!

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by Queen_Akasha
I would take my clothes off and make him horney LMAO!!!

that would destract me from my serial killing ways foresure ;) but remember Michael has killed nakey people before

[Queen_Akasha]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
that would destract me from my serial killing ways foresure ;) but remember Michael has killed nakey people before
But they didnt Seduce him now did they? LOL!

[poopontheshoes7]

LOL Queen_Akasha your a trip! I can just see some fake breasted bimbo in the next sequel try and do that. Oh and I dont mean your a big breasted bimbo queen.:)

Me, well I would scream like a girl, throw my dolls at him, pick up the smallest thing in my house to protect myself with, slap him like a little bitch, bite his knee caps, and kick him in da nuts.

HEHE!

[Andrew Tom]

I'd die.

[hurri_hero_bbb]

Find a way to cut his arms off...... hard to stab someone with your feet.

Or throw Jamie Lee Curtis at him, and walk away scott free

[darchangel]

Originally posted by Andrew Tom
I'd die.


HA! :D


since i'm the token "unattractive chick" in this flick of doom, i'd refrain from giving breasty hugs long enough for him to kill off all of the other women in the film...


then i'd go ape shit on him...if i'm the only female left in the scenario, i'm guaranteed a Get Out of Death Free card...until the sequel!


Death to Beth

~darchangel~

[killuminati003]

man ive had so many dreams about this.........in one i ran into this toolshed (i was in a deserted town full of toolsheds) and i locked both doors......but one of the doors was old and he busted through.....so i ran around and around and around the tool shelfs.........in real life.....ide probably walk away...cause myers and all of them killers that walk always catch there victims by sneaking up on them, trapping them, or walking behind them while they run so fast that they fall......so i would get into the middle of a feild or something where i could see all around me and i couldnt be trapped and i would walk.....kinda fast...but i walk so that i wouldnt fall......

[mattjk_17]

Drive like crazy, mow that sunnuvabitch down and reverse over his head... repeatedly.

If that didn't work then I guess I'd shit myself and wait for him to come finish me off, but under one circumstance. He has to make my death the most memorable ever.

[Lindsey]

...I'd give him a hand job.

Or head if he prefers! ;):D

[chasingbanky]

Originally posted by michael myers 6
I would run and lock myself in a door.


Its thinking exactly like that that would get someone the role of teen 2 in the god damn film........You're gonna lock yourself in a "Door"...........Anyone see where im going here?

[killuminati003]

ya like in Halloween 4
**Spoliers**














They locked themselves in the house trieing to get away from mike.....but he was in the house with them...like i said...he always traps thems, sneaks up on them or they trip and fall trieing to run to hard.....

[michael myers 6]

haha. I didnt mean lock myself in a door. I'd be one of the stupid fools who run upstairs into a bathroom or a closet and lock the door and wait for him to come and kill me.

Don't try to destroy Michael Myers. He will alaways finish you off some how... Look at lorie! She only survived 3 and a halve movies. Because Mike came back! Well if you think about it He didnt even die yet in any of his movies.

Deaths in Halloween Movies

Halloween 1: Shot off a Balcony... but he just got up and walked away

Halloween 2: Burnt in a fire in the hospital... Just got in a coma!

Halloween 4: Shot into the mines... Crawled away!

Halloween 5: Taken to a jail place... then escaped!

Halloween 6: Smashed in the face with a pole... Walked away and left his mask there!

Halloween H20: Wasn't him!

Halloween ressurection: Burnt... we know it isnt over! He wont die!

Halloween 9 (Read the script online): Blew up in his house... More fire! Isn't dead!

Halloween 10 (My script): Falls into Liquid Nitrogen and breaks into a million Pieces... Hell brings him back! I SAID SO!

[Nightmare_Dreaming]

Originally posted by Lindsey
...I'd give him a hand job.

Or head if he prefers! ;):D

**Dresses up like Michael Myers and heads over to Lindsey's house to give her a quick scare ;)**

[martyds761]

Have two movements. A bowl movement and a physical one. Shit and run..................:D

[TheAxeGrinder]

Tell him your career died after Halloween 4. He'd shrivel up and explode into little bits of corn candy, which I would happily share with everyone, except for the writers of Parts 5-8 and Busta.

[martyds761]

Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
Me, well I would scream like a girl, throw my dolls at him, pick up the smallest thing in my house to protect myself with, slap him like a little bitch, bite his knee caps, and kick him in da nuts. That is tooooooooo funny.....

[MyClone]

Say: "Trick or treat, muthaf-" Oh, wait, that's been done already!:D

[poopontheshoes7]

Thankyou Martyds761.

Well considering I dont have dolls. (REALLY I DONT!) I would do everything else i mentioned.

[Terror Australis]

I would get out my A.K. and blow him away!!! But if that doesn't work, I'll get my mum to tell him to leave me alone !!! LOL!!!

[EVILxxx]

I would fall asleep. And when I saw him in the dream world i would grab on to him and wake myself up. Now that he is mortal I would kill him until he died from it.

[Jason13thh]

Running ? Nah ! You can't escape from Michael Myers, you have to fight.

[syxxpac]

You know how to handle that situation: just shit in your pants and dive in and swim.

[poopontheshoes7]

You know maybe if someone really told him off. Like used profanity and made fun of his moma and stuff he would just walk away.

In H8 when Freddy was yelling at him because he thought Myers was someone else Michael just walked away to kill the chick in the garage. Why didnt he just slce n dice that dick right there!
Because he's and scardy cat.

LOL! Just playing I love Michael. But why didnt he just kill Freddy there on the spot?

[the dead one]

Id have to pop a cap in his ass....Wait...I shot him 6 times!
this man...hes not human! :eek:

[Mr.HyDe807]

FIrst, i get a shot gun and when he arrives, shoot him in the head, i dont see when someone has a shot gun to shoot him in the stomcah, blow his fucking head off! If that desnt work out, i get my axe, see if its actually him, then chop his head off. Then i would rip the rest of his body into pieces with a chainsaw. THen i would just burned the parts so he cant come back. But unfortnley, the ashes soehow get into my body and make me turned into MIchael MEyers:confused:

Oh wait, did i just runied the next ending to the upcoming halloween sequuel

[Tagia_Romero]

Take to him with some black magic.

[MrGreen17]

I would go into a car with a bong, and take about 10 good hits, and hot box the car. And when it breaks into the car the smoke will hit him and he will start having some fun.

(Then later he will get the munchies and have to find another dog like he did in the first Halloween.)


It would never work I know!!! But hey, it'd be fun! Or maybe it could......

[EVILxxx]

Originally posted by MrGreen17
I would go into a car with a bong, and take about 10 good hits, and hot box the car. And when it breaks into the car the smoke will hit him and he will start having some fun.

(Then later he will get the munchies and have to find another dog like he did in the first Halloween.)


It would never work I know!!! But hey, it'd be fun! Or maybe it could......

Why do I get the feeling that most of this guys post are gonna be along these lines. :rolleyes:

[LoomisFan]

I'd wave a wad of bills in the air. When Akkad came running over, I'd let Michael chase him instead. Then, I'd trap them both in a shed and blow them up. Then, I'd go on to make Halloween 9 the best and final film in the series.
If only...

[X-Nightcrawler]

What would you do if Michael Myers was after you? I'd try NOT falling asleep . . .

:D

That was half false actually, I think he's cool. I just don't like the movies.

[Thurisaz]

Originally posted by Nightmare_Dreaming
I'd get my buddy, Jason Voorhees, to kick his William Shatner mask having ass!
Michael would kick Jason's ass...

[X-Nightcrawler]

Michael would kick Jason's ass... I beg to differ.

But thenagain . . . Busta Rhymes would kick anyone's ass right? :rolleyes: :D

[poopontheshoes7]

LOL! Go Busta!

Uh X my man Michael would kick the living dead shit out of Jason.

No contest.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Oh come on!!

[killuminati003]

dude Michael would destroy Jason..........i mean Jasons been thru a whole lot more, he is getting ready to fall apart. Michael is in his prime.

[X-Nightcrawler]

*refuses to discuss*
*holds opinion*

[poopontheshoes7]

This is how the fight would go

Michael: "Whats up you rotten piece of momas boy undead juggernaut retard shithead.

Jason: Tilts his head like a dumb dog.

Michael: Ahhhhh. Whats the matter? Cant understand a simple sentence you jackass.

Jason: Jason heeves his chest.

Michael: Uh oh. I think I made him mad.

Jason stomps toward Michael. Raises his machete at Michaels head.

Michael laughs, steps to the side and lets Jason fall into the lake. While Jason is drowning...........again. Michael laughs and taunts Jason.

There you go. Michael would use his keen intelect on Jason. dont get me wrong I love Jason, but Michael would still kick the dog shit out of him.

[Cthulu13]

Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
This is how the fight would go

Michael: "Whats up you rotten piece of momas boy undead juggernaut retard shithead.

Jason: Tilts his head like a dumb dog.

Michael: Ahhhhh. Whats the matter? Cant understand a simple sentence you jackass.

Jason: Jason heeves his chest.

Michael: Uh oh. I think I made him mad.

Jason stomps toward Michael. Raises his machete at Michaels head.

Michael laughs, steps to the side and lets Jason fall into the lake. While Jason is drowning...........again. Michael laughs and taunts Jason.

There you go. Michael would use his keen intelect on Jason. dont get me wrong I love Jason, but Michael would still kick the dog shit out of him.

In thefriday the 13th movies, I remember Jason going swimming many a time with no ill affects. The only times it seemed to hurt him is when Freddy (here-after refferred to as That-Pansy-Freddy) did his little dream trick.



Anyway, I'd strap babies to my head, neck, chest, back and appendages. People don't like to see babies stabbed, therefore the directors wouldn't allow it!!! I would be invulnerable to serial killers in my baby armor!!!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Cthulu13
Anyway, I'd strap babies to my head, neck, chest, back and appendages. People don't like to see babies stabbed, therefore the directors wouldn't allow it!!! I would be invulnerable to serial killers in my baby armor!!! Yeah but how would you strap them? What would you use for rope? People don't like to see babies with rashes either. So Cthulu13, what would you do if Michael was after you?

:D

[Cthulu13]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Yeah but how would you strap them? What would you use for rope? People don't like to see babies with rashes either. So Cthulu13, what would you do if Michael was after you?

:D

Duct Tape. It holds the universe together, why not my baby armor? If no babies were around, I would calmly, coolly, with the utmost dignity, put my head between my legs and kiss my butt goodbye.

[GoldenGhost]

I'd ponder on how failed I feel by not getting that part in the new Darren Aronofsky flick. And look forward to a life career in Dawsons Creek: The Next Generation.

[poopontheshoes7]

LOL. Please dont mention Dawsons Creek on theses boards!!!!!

For the love of God!!!!!

[Genghis Khan]

I would tell Micheal to FUCK OFF! Then I would moon him and run like hell. I would get to my car and run his psycho ass over and then back up over him and do it again and again. Then I would grab every gun I own and all the ammo, an axe or two, every sharp object in the house and go back outside to where his roadkill ass is. Then I'd use all the weapons I got on him, stabbing, shooting, and chopping him up. Then I would get two gallons of gasoline, pour it all on him, light a bunch of matches, and burn him to ashes like the little pyro that I am.

HE"S NOT GETTIN" UP FROM THAT!!

[Cthulu13]

Originally posted by Genghis Khan
I would tell Micheal to FUCK OFF! Then I would moon him and run like hell. I would get to my car and run his psycho ass over and then back up over him and do it again and again. Then I would grab every gun I own and all the ammo, an axe or two, every sharp object in the house and go back outside to where his roadkill ass is. Then I'd use all the weapons I got on him, stabbing, shooting, and chopping him up. Then I would get two gallons of gasoline, pour it all on him, light a bunch of matches, and burn him to ashes like the little pyro that I am.

HE"S NOT GETTIN" UP FROM THAT!!

Afterwards you find out it wasn't Micheal Afterall, and that the real one is standing right behind you with a butcher knife:rolleyes:

[Genghis Khan]

Originally posted by Cthulu13
Afterwards you find out it wasn't Micheal Afterall, and that the real one is standing right behind you with a butcher knife:rolleyes:

Damn! I hate it when that happens!

[SpacePuppet]

Well, if i wasn't the main character in the movie I wouldn't even bother, because only the main character lives in these movies..... but then they die at the beginning of the sequel...so I guess i have no chance :confused:

[Cthulu13]

Originally posted by SpacePuppet
Well, if i wasn't the main character in the movie I wouldn't even bother, because only the main character lives in these movies..... but then they die at the begining of the sequel...so I guess i have no chance :confused:

Yep, you're screwed. Unless, of course, you have a suit of our hand crafted baby armor! Only 19.95 at a nursery near you!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Cthulu13
Yep, you're screwed. Unless, of course, you have a suit of our hand crafted baby armor! Only 19.95 at a nursery near you! I still don't buy that baby armor. I am not sure I believe they even exist!

[Cthulu13]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
I still don't buy that baby armor. I am not sure I believe they even exist!

Babies?
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=babies/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www2.tulane.edu/images/babies.jpg

[SpacePuppet]

?

[Cthulu13]

Originally posted by SpacePuppet
?

Please elaborate. . .

[SpacePuppet]

Baby armor?

[Cthulu13]

Originally posted by SpacePuppet
Baby armor?

Quothe Great Cthulhu:

Anyway, I'd strap babies to my head, neck, chest, back and appendages. People don't like to see babies stabbed, therefore the directors wouldn't allow it!!! I would be invulnerable to serial killers in my baby armor!!!

[NDS]

I wouldn't run upstairs I know that much

By the way are we supposed to assume we are like every other character in the movie that doesn't really know Michael is this unstoppable machine. I mean these I will chop him into a million pieces and burn him and shoot him a thousand times and then gut him answers sound very good in theory but would anyone go to that extreme if they didn't know he would survive the first thing you threw at him. I would be clueless and probably shoot him in the chest and say my work is done like the others in the movies then die a horrible horrible death because no one educated me about this guy before hand. If I did know...well I'd proceed with the burning and beheading and dismboweling and....................

[Horror_Buddy]

i would fight the dude with an ax

[girl6]

...I'd give him a hand job.

I would do the same. I would probably give a little head too. :D

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Cthulu13
Babies?
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=babies/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www2.tulane.edu/images/babies.jpg Wow, I stand corrected. *bows*

[Double Down]

In honor of being in Michael Myers' presence I'd let him slash my guts apart.


Honestly I have no idea. I guess I'd have to be put into the situation to get an accurate account of what I'd actually do.

[sharkstank]

the thing i would do is run away from him backwards, so i never take my eye off of him. akll the jackasses in the films do something, turn around, then hes gone. id have a gun or somethin too

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SixStrangSmoker]

im afraid if he was chasing me id have to bend over and pull my pants down and give him a little. Im not gay, but i bet he wouldnt expect that.

But right before he started i would fart

[Matchbox225]

im afraid if he was chasing me id have to bend over and pull my pants down and give him a little. Im not gay, but i bet he wouldnt expect that.


LOL

They should have someone try that in the next sequel.
:D

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Matchbox225
LOL

They should have someone try that in the next sequel.
:D Well, sure. They already had Busta Rhymes in one sequel, that wouldn't hurt. ;)

[mshulman5]

I would probably piss myself. After that I'm pretty sure I would shit myself also. Then I would probably get stabbed 27 times and die. I wouldn't only be murdered by Michael, but when they found me I would always be remembered as the big pussy who couldn't take being killed by a horror icon like a man.

[SpongeBod]

I would shake his hand, and tell him how much I enjoyed Austin Powers.
Then I'd ask him "How's Mini Me?"

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by SpongeBod
I would shake his hand, and tell him how much I enjoyed Austin Powers.
Then I'd ask him "How's Mini Me?" Why 'o why did I laugh so damn hard?

[Matchbox225]

Why 'o why did I laugh so damn hard?

I don't know either.

As for the question, I would call William Shatner and tell him to get his ass down here because his stunt double wasn't taking his pills.

[walt gorney]

Assume the fetal position and hope for the best.

[bourahioro]

DIE :eek:

[bourahioro]

Originally posted by Lindsey
...I'd give him a hand job.

Or head if he prefers! ;):D



nice, a girl after my own heart...but what if Michael isn't into girls?...then what?

[Matchbox225]

nice, a girl after my own heart...but what if Michael isn't into girls?...then what?

We already know he isn't. He's killed a lot of hotties. Maybe Dr. Phil can figure out what his problem is.

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

I'd sit him down and make him watch Halloween: Resurrection...that would drive him insanse.

[Matchbox225]

I'd sit him down and make him watch Halloween: Resurrection...that would drive him insanse.

It must have worked because I just got back from Walmart and I saw him filling out an application.

[!MorganOnyx!]

If he was after me:

Id cry.......alot.......and then maybe try and run.......but I'd probably trip over......and struggle to get back up........so I'd cry a bit more.........and after all that I'd imagine I'd die. :(

Nah only joking!! I'd kick his ass!!!!! :D

[TATU]

I'd trap him in a room of mirrors and beat his ass with a sledgehammer before tying him to a chair and torturing him with a straight razor until the police get there.

[Wolfman]

Well, you've really got two options.

#1: Walk moderately quickly down the street, away from him. Don't turn into any dead ends. Don't run into a house. Just walk down the straightest street you can find. Interstates are good. Michael doesn't run, so just keep him in sight and walk away. In the 4 or 5 hours it'll take you to get tired, you can think of another plan (like calling for help on your cell phone).

#2: Do something unexpected. Speak German at him. Show him your anime collection (tentacle penetration party, Michael!). Invite him to sing karoake. Bend over, pat your ass, and begin singing the theme from Fame. Why do these things? Well, 'cause no horror movie would show something that stupid. Maybe you can force him to switch genres or something. Suddenly Michael Myers finds himself in a musical.

[666god]

I would kick him in the NUTS!! If that failed then I'm sure I'd shit my self and run up stair too my room for some new pants then get killed as I was putting them on just like the dumb ass victims in the movies!

[teenkiller]

During the summer of 2000 I would have a recurring nightmare about Michael chasing me. It was always pretty much the same. He would slaughter about 15 of my friends, who I didn't even know in real life, and then come after me. I would run down the street, block after block until the world became a dark void and I was on the edge of the world or something. Then I would wake up.
Anyways, I guess I would dress up as a rabbit and have Michael come after me with a shotgun. Then I would jump into a hole he would point the shotgun down there to shoot me. But I would appear from another hole behind him and stretch the shotgun out so that he shoots himself in the ass.
THAT WOULD BE SO TITS!

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[mattmanw54301]

The same thing that chick did near the end of High Tension: Grab a bat with barbed wire wrapped around it, and hit myself a home run. Also, the pipe beating at the end of H6 was pretty cool as well. Just beat im with a pipe. While Michael is pretty dam scary, he's not QUITE as unstoppable as Jason. I know that doesn't make sense really, but it just seems like Jason survives more outlandish damage than Michael.

[PSU80]

I shoot him in the face with my .45 saving one bullet for myself so when he gets up I get to kill myself.

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

I would hold the baby through the whole film,because it has been proven in these films that if you are holding a baby in a slasher flick you WILL undeniably survive,cliche as it be.