Paula Abdul wets herself...often...

[Nate6]

What a whackjob! Go back to pre-school, or get some pills!


ABDUL WETS HERSELF!

Former pop icon Paula Abdul is fearful whenever she's in the presence of a funny person -- because she often wets herself when she laughs.

The 41-year-old "American Idol" judge admits she has a habit of losing control of her bladder whenever she's amused -- and it's left her with many embarrassing memories.

She tells Teen People, "When I laugh sometimes, I pee in my pants -- in restaurant booths and basketball games.

"One time I was on 'The Arsenio Hall Show' and I peed on his couch. I've known him since I was 17 years old!"

(source: [url=http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish]Daily Dish[.url])

[Jess]

Um, well, I, uh...ew. And why is this news?

[Mr.HyDe807]

..........

I guess there goes my dream in tickling Paula Abdul.

Dammit:mad:

;)

[Nate6]

Originally posted by Jess
And why is this news?

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=61838

Just thought it was a fun fact. We're not CNN around here. ;)

[Tom Samborski]

http://dailyramblings.com/images/depends.jpg

[BorderEevilIII]

TMITMITMITMITMITMI :D

[Lynn Minmei]

...

What the furge.

I would go kill myself now, but I don't even have the will after reading that story.

You know what I'll do? I'll get my lawyer and I'll sue myself for defamation of character.

Why?

Because I can.

Actually I can't.

Goddamn. It's all your fault Paula.

Is that even your real name? I bet it's not. I bet you were really named something awful like Ernestine and you just feel like a horse, so you changed your name.

Well, did you EVER think of how your parents felt? I bet they feel terrible.

TERRIBLE, ERNESTINE. TERRIBLE.

I bet Simon Cowell wets himself too.

Ernestine and Simon, what a pant-wetting couple.

[Black_Cherry]

Haha i do that! But i haven't really laughed 'that much' for a while :(

[Spidey]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares2.jpg

[KcMsterpce]

Haha I got a good chuckle outta that one!

Why the hell would she admit to something like this again?

Ah, who knows? It's funny!

Oooh, that's hot. :D

[Tagia_Romero]

From the "Did We Really Have To Know That?" files comes...

The bladderly incompetent Paula Abdul.

[Dead Halloween]

Originally posted by Spidey
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares2.jpg

And this is something you should read here (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=61838) .

[jeo4]

As if her appearances on American Idol weren't nauseating enough. She also had to discuss married life before and how she had to try to keep "exposed dog butts" off her pillows. Ugh! :rolleyes:

[Haddonfield]

Originally posted by Mr.HyDe807
..........

I guess there goes my dream in tickling Paula Abdul.

Dammit:mad:

;)


You and me both Mr.Hyde, you and me both...

[syxxpac]

Now we can officially call her Paula the Pisser.

Rejoice!

[Scarface98.9]

She'd better be glad she's not a regular member of this site, considering there is a fair number of funny motherfuckers here

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Lynn Minmei
...

What the furge.

I would go kill myself now, but I don't even have the will after reading that story.

You know what I'll do? I'll get my lawyer and I'll sue myself for defamation of character.

Why?

Because I can.

Actually I can't.

Goddamn. It's all your fault Paula.

Is that even your real name? I bet it's not. I bet you were really named something awful like Ernestine and you just feel like a horse, so you changed your name.

Well, did you EVER think of how your parents felt? I bet they feel terrible.

TERRIBLE, ERNESTINE. TERRIBLE.

I bet Simon Cowell wets himself too.

Ernestine and Simon, what a pant-wetting couple.

The article has sent him into some sorta mad rage...Doctor, the sedative.

This...is a scarring bit of news, I won't lie.

[Jess]

Originally posted by Nate6
Just thought it was a fun fact. We're not CNN around here. ;)

What? Y-you mean...this...isn't...CNN?!?!? :p

[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
The article has sent him into some sorta mad rage...Doctor, the sedative.

This...is a scarring bit of news, I won't lie.

No sedative can heal the wounds that Ernestine Abdul has caused in my psyche.

[The Claw]

Is it wrong to be turned on by this?

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Lynn Minmei
No sedative can heal the wounds that Ernestine Abdul has caused in my psyche.

I bet that made her parents feel even more terrible.

[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
I bet that made her parents feel even more terrible.

I bet that Ernestine's parents don't even bother to acknowledge her existence after the irreversible damage she caused to their fragile parental instincts.

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
TMITMITMITMITMITMI :D

ditto

[James Logan]

Originally posted by The Claw
Is it wrong to be turned on by this?

I hope not. ;)

[someguy]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
And this is something you should read here (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=61838) .


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares2.jpg

:D

[ERIN_LoJ]

Hmm weak Kegel muscles apparently. But I agree with everyone who says, "Why admit this??"

[Playboy Papi]

Originally posted by The Claw
Is it wrong to be turned on by this? http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/future_plumpers/paula_abdul/paula3.jpg

i dont think so. ;)

[SykkBoy]

well, maybe after American Idol has run it's course, she can do some Watersports videos with Rob Black..she can just sit there naked while Carrot Top cracks jokes and she can tinkle in a martini glass....

[adamjohnson]

Ha. My mom does this too!

Its SOOOO friggin funny because she will be laughin really hard, and through the laughter she'll say "Oh I think I just peed my pants."

Its only a few drops people.

[BakeTheMooCow]

Originally posted by The Claw
Is it wrong to be turned on by this? If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Women who lack bladder control. *Reowwwrrr*