Britney pulls a ''Janet''

[t3h Qster]

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/arizonaliving/articles/0406people0406.html

Apr. 6, 2004


Oops! Britney Spears' tiny top proved no match for the awesome power of her heaving bosoms recently.

The singer was giving a private performance for radio execs after a recent Miami concert when her breasts made a cameo appearance.

"It was a wardrobe malfunction," an insider tells MSN's the Scoop column. "But unlike Janet Jackson's, no one was saying it was intentional. The flashbulbs really went off."

Spears' rep didn't return calls for comment.

In related news, the radio execs at the private performance - even the country and hip-hop contingent - have vowed to play nothing but Spears' singles.

[Grebdron]

Dammit! I miss all the good stuff. If there is a god, pictures will circulate.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Dammit! I miss all the good stuff. If there is a god, pictures will circulate.

your heart won't take it old man ;)

[CyclicNightmare]

In related news, the radio execs at the private performance - even the country and hip-hop contingent - have vowed to play nothing but Spears' singles.
This just in: Mass suicide reported across the Miami listening area.

[jeo4]

Tit-me Spears is at it again. If it works for Janet, then surely it will work for her. :rolleyes:

[Cunning Visions]

Originally posted by CyclicNightmare
This just in: Mass suicide reported across the Miami listening area.

I live in Miami..and I have my noose ready to go! As for any pics of Britney and her ever changing bosoms...I guess I'll just wait for the obligatory Playboy layout that should be happening anytime now (In fact I'd say it's way passed due).

[jeo4]

Originally posted by Cunning Visions
I live in Miami..and I have my noose ready to go! As for any pics of Britney and her ever changing bosoms...I guess I'll just wait for the obligatory Playboy layout that should be happening anytime now (In fact I'd say it's way passed due).

I think you're right. Go on, Brit...go see Hef and get it over with!

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by jeo4
I think you're right. Go on, Brit...go see Hef and get it over with!

You guys are dreaming. As much as we'd like to see it, she has no motivation to do a nude pictorial at all.

Dammit.

[my_name_is_neo]

"It was a wardrobe malfunction," an insider tells MSN's the Scoop column.

Yeah, I'm sure it was a complete "wardrobe malfunction". It's only a coincidence that it seemed to happen right after the unnecessarily huge uproar that gave Janet so much publicity when her tit got exposed. Key phrase being "gave her so much publicity". Add the fact that Idiotney Spears is a mega publicity whore. Yeah, I'm so sure it wasn't planned at all. [/sarcasm] :rolleyes:

In related news, the radio execs at the private performance - even the country and hip-hop contingent - have vowed to play nothing but Spears' singles.

They might as well say, "in related news, Spears' latest publicity-whoring attempt has worked."

Would somebody please just get rid of this moron already?

[arby19]

OH.........MY.............GOD..........GIVE....... .............ME........PICTURES!

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by CyclicNightmare
This just in: Mass suicide reported across the Miami listening area.

LOL

*hands funny post of the day award to CyclicNightmare*

[Tweek]

-shudder-

a naked woman that looks to be made of plastic? just strip a barbie nekkid guys and you'll have britney.

[sharkstank]

OH DEAR GOD!
PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WAMT PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Scarface98.9]

I was confused for a second by the topic title. I thought by "pulling a Janet", it mean that she did a stupid publicity stunt on MTV involving her being "shocked" by the publicity, and doing something explicit onstage with another singer. How wrong I was

[James Logan]

Janet Jackson shows her breats. Publicity ensues.
Britney Spears decides to "show" HER breasts, so as to have some publicity of her own.
Once again, Britney Spears has proven she'll just go with what works to get some attention.

Note to self: Fuck Janet Jackson. Make sure it gets her a lot of publicity. Then wait for Britney's call.

[TheGodSon]

If pics ever surface...my life will be complete.

[danielwilson50]

damn i wanted to she her love droplets !!!!!!!

[APzombie]

ironicly it was during a pirvate show for execs :rolleyes:

unintentional my flabber-gasted buttock.

[Haddonfield]

Originally posted by APzombie
ironicly it was during a pirvate show for execs :rolleyes:



What they dont tell you is, it took 3 grand to get the driver to the studio and every lap dance was 200 bucks a piece.

And dont get me started on what they charged a song....

:cool:

[DRbeauty]

I hate how they say "wardrobe malfunction". Come on guys it's not electrical equipment we're talking about here.

[EvilDeadGirl]

When is her first porn due out again? :rolleyes:

[syxxpac]

Depends on when I get my camcorder working.

[SkyNet]

man this a cocktease thread!!

we need pics... it said all the lightbulbs in the room went off... why havnt titty pic emerged yet?!

[Tagia_Romero]

Different tit, different day. Move on ladies and gentlement, nothing to see here.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by DRbeauty
I hate how they say "wardrobe malfunction". Come on guys it's not electrical equipment we're talking about here.


you can thank justin timberlake for that awful and ludicrous phrase.

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Different tit, different day. Move on ladies and gentlement, nothing to see here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second...

These aren't just any tits. These are voluptous Brit tits, not sagging, way-past-their-prime Janet tits.

It's a whole other ballgame (no pun intended...)

[Tagia_Romero]

Each to their own. That's just my opion of Spears. She just doesn't do it for me.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Each to their own. That's just my opion of Spears. She just doesn't do it for me.

*Jack Sparrow voice*

You're not an eunuch, are you?

;)

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by James Logan
*Jack Sparrow voice*

You're not an eunuch, are you?

;)

No, are you :p

[DRbeauty]

Originally posted by Tweek
you can thank justin timberlake for that awful and ludicrous phrase.

I always knew my hate for him wasn't unfounded:mad:

[Kevin Smith fan]

This happened and there's not one picture of it!! Where are those annoying tabloid guys when you need em?!