WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT - LOTR style

[urbanlegend23]

This isn't a tournament, just a bit of goofing around.

The poster above you writes something like "Gandalf vs. Boromir" and then you have to come up with an exciting little fight scene with a victorious winner. The fight sequence doesn't have to constitute anything in the movie, it can be random or a parody of something...just have fun with it. After you've written your little scene, you make up another match for the next schmoe who comes along to the thread. There's not any continuity, as said before it's all random and in good fun. Goddit? Ok...

First off, someone do:

Arwen vs. Elrond

[HedwigX]

(Lightening strikes. NEODAMMERUNG strikes up as Arwen Dranderson-Undomiel walks up a street, wearing sunglasses. Lining either side of the street are millions of Elronds in sunglasses.)

ELROND- Miss Dranderson, welcome back...we missed you. I'm telling you, that Aragorn fella's trouble. Is that BOOZE I can smell?!
ARWEN- It ends tonight.
ELROND- I know it does, I've seen it a million times before. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Girl dumps boy, cos she's threatened with having her allowance and credit cards blocked...
ARWEN- OK! I'll stop it! Just PLEASE don't block my American Express card!
ELROND- That's Daddy's girl.

ELROND WINS BY THREAT OF BLOCK OF CREDIT CARDS/ALLOWANCE...

NEXT MATCH
Smeagol vs. Gollum :D

[urbanlegend23]

[Gollum and Smeagol are having a nice chat in a dark, dank cave.]

GOLLUM: Smeagol...why do you cry Smeagol?
SMEAGOL: They took the preciouses!
GOLLUM: Nasty little hobbits...kill them.
SMEAGOL: I'm not listening!
GOLLUM: Or kill yourself precious!
SMEAGOL: What did you say?
GOLLUM: Kill yourself or kill the nasty little hobbitses.
SMEAGOL: But not MASTER...just the FAT one!
GOLLUM: No, both.
SMEAGOL: Fuck off, preciouses.
GOLLUM: What?
SMEAGOL: I'll kill you, yes, yes!
GOLLUM: Go ahead, my love.

Smeagol kills Gollum, which results in both of them dead.

Next match -

Frodo vs. Sauron

[Solid Snake]

Witch King vs Gandalf

Who else wanted to see that in ROTK?

[adamjohnson]

Originally posted by Solid Snake
Witch King vs Gandalf

Who else wanted to see that in ROTK?

Wait til November.

Hmm, Witch King vs Balrog?

OOOOm or how about Sauron vs Balrog??

[Nice Marmot]

Treebeard vs Cave Troll

[xirtam]

Arwen vs. Eowyn would make sense - last one standing gets Aragorn...

[HedwigX]

Originally posted by Nice Marmot
Treebeard vs Cave Troll

CAVE TROLL- RAWR! *starts bashing Treebeard to firewood for no apparent reason*

(Merry and Pippin pop up.)

MERRY- He's not fighting back. This sucks.
PIPPIN- Erm...*to Treebeard* He knows where Entwives are!!
TREEBEARD- HROOM! WHERE ARE THE ENTWIVES!
CAVE TROLL- Rawr. O.O *resumes bashing Treebeard*

CAVE TROLL WINS BECAUSE...WELL...IT'S KINDA OBVIOUS.

[EvilDeadGirl]

Originally posted by xirtam
Arwen vs. Eowyn would make sense - last one standing gets Aragorn...

Arwen - "Speaking an elvish incantation..-

Eowyn, - Would speak not a word but down would come her sword over the neck of Arwen while she's busy chanting.

The Winner......Eowyn by a beheading!