You're fat, Cruise!

[Nate6]

CRUISE ORDERED TO DIET FOR MOVIE

Movie bosses are demanding Tom Cruise loses weight for his starring role in film sequel "Mission Impossible III," so they've put him on a strict diet.

Cruise's management have told the actor -- who split with actress Penelope Cruz in January -- to lose weight, and they've drawn up a special eating plan for him, according to German newspaper Berliner Morgenpost. The Hollywood actor is currently in Berlin scouting locations for the action movie.

Kitchen staff at the Four Seasons Hotel -- where Cruise is staying -- have been informed of the actor's diet and have been given a full list of what to serve him when he gets hungry.

(source: Daily Dish (http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish))

[outsyder]

Harsh.:D

[syxxpac]

I got a diet idea -> Every time Tommy wants to snack on a Tootsie Roll, Ving Rhames will punch him in the gut.

A little aversion therapy never hurt anybody...with the exception of Tom Cruise in this case.

But then again, and my homies here can vouch for me, "It's a Hard Knock Life".

http://www.splicedonline.com/02reviews/austin3-1_.jpg

[blankpage]

Nate, you have a spelling error. It's "phat" not "fat", Cruise is on the down-lo.


P.S.-- 'pac, you're a God of Gods.

[syxxpac]

Nope. My name isn't "Ving Rhames".

:D

[jeo4]

Hmm...the funny thing here is that he didn't seem to be making a big deal out of the break up in public...could this be a result of binging?

[agentsands]

He's short and square-shaped. He looks like he's been fighting a 'gut" for a few years.

[outsyder]

http://www.heritagetheaters.com/images/movies/last_samurai_ver3.jpg


I can see it . . . .

There's a pot belly behind that armour . . . I just know.:D

[BorderEevilIII]

Cruise Fat? HAH! :D
I just hope that he does NOT look like this in MI3.....

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2004/machinist/05.jpg

[Tweek]

Oh god...

bale...horrendously skinny


I hope tom doesn't look like that either.

[arto_j]

Tom? Is that you?

http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/brandos.jpg

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by arto_j
Tom? Is that you?

http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/brandos.jpg Nah... He's not taller than the wheel, that's for sure ;)

[BorderEevilIII]

UPDATE! from dailydish


CRUISE REJECTS STUDIO DIET


Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has refused to cooperate with a diet plan designed to get him into top shape for "Mission: Impossible 3" -- because he prefers doing it his own way.

Anxious studio bosses handed the 41-year-old the dietary schedule in preparation for his role as Ethan Hunt in the sequel, but Cruise is not interested in losing weight.

A source explains, "The studio were concerned about him looking right so they had a diet drawn up for him. But Tom told them he does his own preparation. He's not chubby -- training for 'The Last Samurai' gave him muscle on muscle."

[Lynn Minmei]

I respect Cruise even more now.

How cool is that, rejecting a studio diet?

Okay, not that cool, but I still love the guy.

[outsyder]

He's the new Hollywood badboy, rejecting studio diets and stopping for no man!


Look out Colin Farrell.:D

[Tweek]

heh, calling tom cruise fat is just as bad as calling liv tyler fat (which i still can't wrap my mind around)