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ilovemovies
04-12-2004, 09:48 PM
Schwarzenegger Saves Struggling Swimmer in Hawaii
2 hours, 36 minutes ago


BURBANK, Calif. (Reuters) - Politics has not weaned Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) (news) from his superhero ways. While on vacation in Hawaii last week, the California governor said he found time to rescue a swimmer in danger of drowning.


Schwarzenegger said on Monday he was playing with his children on a Maui beach when he noticed a man struggling in the waves nearby -- about 300 or 400 yards offshore.


"I realized he was having trouble and I asked him if he was in trouble and he said he had cramps all over his body -- that he can't swim," Schwarzenegger told reporters at a news conference in the Los Angeles suburb of Burbank.


The "Terminator" star said he dragged the man ashore using a boogie board.


"I set him down on the beach then and told him to relax a little because he was so out of shape," the former Mr. Universe said. "He told me that for two years he hadn't done any exercise."


Schwarzenegger appeared on Monday at a Burbank Costco store to gather signatures as part of a statewide petition drive to qualify a ballot measure that would reform California's workers' compensation system.


"If I do not rescue workers' comp here, I rescue people in Hawaii," the governor joked. "It's one or the other."

therealjohng
04-12-2004, 11:41 PM
I'll admit to loving every Arnold movie ever. Even the ones he hasn't done yet. I'm a huge fan of his. I enjoy everything he's done.




But what the fuck is he doing in Hawaii, when he's the fucking Governor of California?!!?

Cunning Visions
04-13-2004, 12:04 AM
I'm glad the guy's ok and all..but man I bet it must have been funny as hell to have Arnold save him. I know I'd be cracking up afterwards.

Swimmer: "Help! Help! I can't swim!"

Arnold: "Vuht are you dooooing?!! Use your ahrms!"

Swimmer: "But I can't swim..and I have cramps!"

Arnold: "Vuht are you a woman?...Little girlie can't swim?..SWIM damn you!"

Swimmer: *gurgle gurgle*

Arnold: "NOOOOOO!! Don't GET DOOOWN! *grabs boogie board* Hea take dis...get on it...Paddle!..Paddle!"

Ok it's not so funny..but you can get the gist of how surreal it must have been for the guy.

Scarface98.9
04-13-2004, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by therealjohng



But what the fuck is he doing in Hawaii, when he's the fucking Governor of California?!!?
"I need a vacation."

jeo4
04-13-2004, 10:41 AM
Ah-nuld saves the day again! YAY! Glad the Governator can find time to take a vacation, too.

syxxpac
04-13-2004, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Scarface98.9
"I need a vacation."

:eek:

Has the apocalypse arrived? Someone's beaten me to it.

Good job, sir.

therealjohng
04-13-2004, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Scarface98.9
"I need a vacation."





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Damned Martian
04-14-2004, 03:49 PM
http://www.japander.com/japander/images/schwarz4.jpg
"I'm da man!"

jackson13
04-15-2004, 12:56 AM
I can just picture it in my head. Arnie is standing in the water and yells at Maria:

"Muhriuh! Hes drowning! I'll be bahk! Aughahauahahaa!"

Arnie starts making his way out through the surf. With every giant wave he is thrown in the air and lets out a hearty "aaughahaha yeahuahahahaugha" yell. He grabs the man and says "come with me if you want to live" and pics the man up in a firemans carry screaming "aughauahaugh" all the way back to shore.


Good ol' Ahnuld. Always saving the day.

gyro_44
04-28-2004, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by jackson13
I can just picture it in my head. Arnie is standing in the water and yells at Maria:

"Muhriuh! Hes drowning! I'll be bahk! Aughahauahahaa!"

Arnie starts making his way out through the surf. With every giant wave he is thrown in the air and lets out a hearty "aaughahaha yeahuahahahaugha" yell. He grabs the man and says "come with me if you want to live" and pics the man up in a firemans carry screaming "aughauahaugh" all the way back to shore.


Good ol' Ahnuld. Always saving the day.
LOL.

Is this a great thread or what?

one_crow_sorrow
04-28-2004, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Damned Martian
http://www.japander.com/japander/images/schwarz4.jpg
"I'm da man!"

This is a little off-topic, but that has got to be the scariest fucking commercial ever.