Horror Talk: New Generation

[michael myers 6]

Duke said I could help him and I can write 1 so:

Freddy's Back! A Nightmare on Elm street 8

(Freddy vs Jason dosent count!

This is kind of like New nightmaew because Freddy is back in the Real World

Plot: After Wes has been having thoughts of a New nightmare movie, Heather and her son have been getting strange Phone calls again. Heathers son (I'm sayin her son cuz I 4got the boys name) goes to school and falls asleep and gets a threat from Freddy kruger. He is going to kill all of his friends. But Her son can see dream world without beeing asleep! And anyone he touches can see the Dream world to! What will happen?

You give me your Ideas of a new Scary movie... Dosent have to be a sequil or anything, your own Ideas.

[Murderous Squad]

Not sequil...Sequal. I also don't get why you're making a thread for this just post it in your halloween script thread

[TheJadedGamer]

Do you get the idea of a Horror Talk? It is a comedic skit that features horror characters in hilarious situations....it is NOT this.
Read the Horror Talk skits to get a good idea of what they are about, because apparently you have no clue.

[michael myers 6]

Sorry... How do u delete threads?

[TheJadedGamer]

You don't delete topics, and I don't want you to delete this. What I want you to do is take the time to write a Horror Talk for us. I want to see what you can do with something in that manner.

[michael myers 6]

Sorry... How do u delete threads?

[C-Desecration-]

I want to see what you can do with something in that manner.


. . . just for laughs.
;)


Anyways, let's not have a thousand Horror Skits (because if michael follows his recent trend by tomorrow there'll be twenty 'horror skit' threads with the question 'what's toilet paper' in them). If you are going to post one Michael, post ONE.

[TheJadedGamer]

Originally posted by michael myers 6
Sorry... How do u delete threads?


.....I just answer that question in my last post..........let's forget this thing ever happened, Michael........

[Duke Nukem]

Wow...how fast. Did you actually read one my skits or notice the thread title and assume? As Jaded said, they are in fact comedic skits with the horror icons in hilarious situations that I wrapped around a storyline. if you want get an idea, go check out that website I mentioned in that e-mail I sent you.. The first five are posted there.

[darchangel]

Originally posted by Murderous Squad
Not sequil...Sequal.


actually, it's SEQUEL :)




Death to Beth

~darchangel~

[Reigh Kaufman]

Originally posted by TheJadedGamer
.....I just answer that question in my last post..........let's forget this thing ever happened, Michael........

Sorry...how do you delete threads?


:)

[michael myers 6]

Title: Scream on Halloween If you know what I did on Elm Street last friday the 13th while Chucky and Lepercahun were watching Final Destination with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Norman Bates was digging in Pet semetary

(Phone rings)

Girl: Hello?

Killer: Hi Sidney!

Girl: This isn't Sidney! Wrong Movie Pal!

Killer: Wait? What number did I dial?

Girl: Nunya.

Killer: Well do you know where I am?

Girl: Why the hell should I know? I'm a Big breasted Bimbo and I'm very popular and you can be there with me.

Killer: Awsum! I'm comming!

Girl: Who the hell are you?

Killer: Nunya!

Girl: Whatever, Bye.

Killer: No-wait!

(Girl hangs up the phone)

Phone rings again

Lady: Collect call from

Killer: The killer!

Lady: Will wou except the charges?

Girl: Whatever

Killer: Hi!

Girl: Look Geek!

Killer: No you look! If u dont get this next question I'm Gonna cut you up like a cow!

Girl: Its "Cut you up like a fish ass hole!

Killer: Ohh. Anyway, Heres the question, Whout would you say if I could see you right now?

Girl: I dont know.

Killer: Wrong question it was Green!

(Killer Breaks through the door)

Killer: Ouch! Glass cut me!

Girl: Well heres a band aid (Throws it 2 the killer)

(Killer puts the bandaid on)

Killer: Ok back to bisnuess!

Girl: Yeah

(Killer jumps over the tabel to jump on the girl but misses)

The Killer and the girl keep running around the tabel. About 8 times later the phone rings again. The killer picks it up

Killer: Hello? Yeah hold on a minute... Its stacy! (Hands the phone 2 the girl)

Girl: Hello... What! What did she say? Oh my god she is such a Bitch!

(Killer points 2 his knife)

Girl: I'll call you back!

(Girl hangs up the phone and they run around the tabel more. The girl runs outside and falls in the swimming pool. She has a life jacket on and is floating on the water)

Girl: Help me! I'm drowning!

Killer: I'd love to help but I'm ahh, a killer

Girl: Ok (Drowns)

(Killer Goes to smoke a ciggar and burns his face)

Killer: Ouch, off off! I'm melting! (Puts his Jason mask in the pool. He takes the mask out of the water. It is now a Scream mask)

[Reigh Kaufman]

Don't change a single thing. This is perfect the way it is.

"I'd love to help but I'm ahh, a killer"



:)

[michael myers 6]

Pt... 2

(Michael Myers theme is playing. A Girl is sitting down on the couch)

Linda: What would happen if I was lesbo?

Gary: I'd love you even more.

Linda: Well, I am.

Gary: YOU SLUT! YOU FUCKING SLUT!

Linda: But-

Gary: I dont wanna see your butt ur a dike!

Linda: True

Gary: You are mean! (Runs upstairl like a girl Crying)

Gary: Why is she so lesbo!

(Gary walks in the bathroom. He takes a leak. Submirene goggles are sticking out of the shower. Michael is looking at his dick)

Gary: Yo mike! Sup dude!

Michael: Nothing. Umm listen (Itches his balls) Umm, I killed all of my family members and I umm just wanted to ask... can I kill you?

Gary: Well if you step out of the bathroom and let me think 4 a while

Michael: Ohh sorry (Steps out of bathroom)

(30 minutes go by, then an hour, then an hour in a halve. Toilet flushes)

Gary: (Opens door) I've decided... ok

Michael: AWSUM! (Takes the knife out and stabs him in the gut)

Gary: Now that... is stomach pain (Falls over and dies)

(Michael walks down stairs and looks at linda)

Linda: HAHA Michael, kill ne body lately?

Michael: Well, Gary. I'm gonna kill you now!

Linda: Should I be a stupid girl and scream and trip a few times and run upstairs instead of outside?

Michael: Yeah

Linda: Done!

(Linda screams and falls 12 times upstairs and locks herself in the closet)

Linda: Michael? Now what?

Michael: I'm still walking in the living room!

(20 Minutes go by)

Michael: I'm on the third step!

Michael: (50 minutes later) Im by the closet. I'm gonna break it down now ok? Be careful not to get cut by the wood

Linda: Ok

Michael smashes the door down

Michael: I have to pee!

Linda: same here

(Linda goes to the bathroom downstairs. Michael goes to the onr beside him)

After there done they go back in there posissions

Michael: Ready? 1... 2... 3!

(Linda Takes a pen and stabs it in his neck)

Michael: SHIT!

Linda: Oops sorry!

Michael: Its ok.

Michael takes the pen out of his neck and stabs linda with it. Linda takes the pen out of her neck and stabs it in michaels leg. They keep stabing each other

To be continued...

[RogueSpear]

I lost my secret decoder ring. Can someone please explain this thread to me?

[michael myers 6]

(Man with hooks is chasein a girl and a guy on a boat)

Girl: Why do we have to start this skit at the end of the movie when you die? Ohh and whoever the person who is writing this... Give me a name!

Person writing: Here

Nancy: Thanks. Hey killer? Can we kill you and get it over with?

Killer: NNO!

Nancy: Ok! Guy! DUCK

Guy: duck? where?

(Killer cuts the guys head off)

Nancy: Oh my god! Hi killer. we never met yet before you killed me, I'm Nancy... whats yours?

Killer: The dorkey Fisherman

Nancy:... Hi

Killer: Wait a minute I'm supposed to kill you!

Nancy: Wanna play strip poker?

Killer: No I played that with the last victim.

Nancy: Guy?

Killer: NO! GAY GUY!

Nancy: ohh. This is dumb cant we just get along?

Killer: We can if you let me kill you!

Nancy: AHH!

(Boat passes by)

Killer is stabbing the girl

Boatman #1: Wow! Look at them!

Boat man#2: Yeah! There gettin it on! We should leave them alone.

Boatman #1: one more minute.

Nancy: Your choaking me!

Killer: sorry I'm trying to get the bee but you wont let me!

Nancy: Well get off of me!

Killer: Can I kill you now?

Boatman #1: Do you need any help?

Nancy: No thankyou

Boatman: OK

Killer stabs her tit

Nancy: Ouch! Tell me befor you play foreplay!

Killer: Sorry!

Killer cuts her in halve

Nancy: Ouch! Tell me before you cut me in halve next time! Damn!

Killer: Can I dump you in the ocean now!

Nancy: I guess so!

Killer dumps her in the ocean

the boatmen are smiling

Boatmen 1 and 2: Have fun... I told you that we should do it!

Killer drives the boat away

[michael myers 6]

(Freddy Is talking. He is sitting on the toilet)

Freddy: I am to weak to shit right right now! But maybe if i make a big clunker I can start my killing again! And that girl sleeping right above me... I'm gonna kill her! I will kill her dead! But I cant right now because i'm on the toilet! I didnt really like wes crven when he gave me the rool in A nightmare on elm street! But maybe one of you can cut my lines and make me retire! I have to shit soo bad but I cant! I have a small weener! Does anyone know how I can find Robert Enguland? Oh wait He is me. But I'm him. I'm confusing my self. I hate talking. I've been sitting on this toilet for the past 60 days! I'm so constipated I cant even use my powers. When Is my speech gonna be over?

(Huge clinker comes out of his butt)

Freddy: Finally! Lets go get some Fresh meat!

(Freddy walks into the kitchen. He pulls out a salmon. He eats it. Then he is in the girls room)

(He is stretching out his face in the wall like on the first one. He falls through it)

Freddy: OUCH!

Girl: OH MY GOD! FREDDY!... Can I have your artagraph (SP?)

Freddy: Yes. (Farts loud) Sorry!

Signs his fans letter with his finger

Freddy: here you go

Girl: I watched all of your movies!

Freddy: REALLY WOW! I'm to gay to be in any other movie.

Girl: Really?

(They get popcorn and start watching Freddy movies)

Girl: Oh this is the best part! Heres where you get the pipe in your head and blow up!

Freddy: WHAT! You're dead!

Girl: But I'm still hear.

Freddy: No I Mean IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU SLUT!

Girl: Go ahead!

Freddy: (Puts his fingers up in the air to kill her. Puts his hand town and watches TV) Pass the popcorn!

[michael myers 6]

(Friday the 13th theme is on. Girl is getting chased in the woods by jason)

Jason: It's just a machettie!

Alice: Maybe to you!

Jason: Fall!

Alice: What? (Falls to the ground)

Jason: I killed to many people!

Alice: You killed my friends

(Jason stabs the mechettie through the ground. He cand get it out)

Jason: Damn ground! Pardon my french!

Alice: Nun taken

(Alice gets up and runs in a house that us made all out of glass. She locks the door)

Alice: Quit humming your theme Jason!

Jason: Sorry! Let me in!

Alice: I locked the door! You cant get in!

Jason: So unlock it!

Alice: I cant the lock is jammed!

Jason: Well I'm gonna go get an ax so I can break the door down.

Alice: Soo I'll be waiting

Jason: all right!

Jason goes and gets an ax. He smashes the glass

Jason: I'll pay for that!

Fbi agent: Ok. We can leave now bob! No destruction here. The man said he'd pay! (Walks away)

Alice screams as there is nowhere to go

Alice: help me!

Jason stabs her in the stomach.

Alice: Now that hurt you Crazy ass bastard!

Jason: Well atleast I have Real boobs!

Alice: Now fair! I had these before you came here!

Jason: Dike

Alice: Dork

Jason: Slut!

Alice: Fat ass

Jason: Ohh... good one! Teacher malasser!

Alice: Fat fuck dork who will never get a girl friend because he wont put on make up!

Jason: Poser!

Alice: Piss Drinker!

Jason: Idiot

Alice: Slasher! Blurp sack wearer! Hockey player! Ugly fattso! Virgin-

Jason: I get it I get it! Can you die now?

Alice: Ok (Bleeds)

Jason: YES! Another one!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by michael myers 6
Title: Scream on Halloween If you know what I did on Elm Street last friday the 13th while Chucky and Lepercahun were watching Final Destination with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Norman Bates was digging in Pet semetary
Well isn't that original? ;)

[michael myers 6]

Chucky: Well I love this movie!

Lepercahun: I loved Jennefer aniston!

Chucky: Lets just watch the movie now!

Grim reaper: Shh! This is the part when I make the plane blow up!

Lepercahun: Todays my birthday you know! I'm 84639262963983643927449473943748932 years old!

Leatherface: Uhh whatever! (Starts up chainsaw and it turns back off)

Chucky: Damn Chainsaw!

Lepercahun: Lets make a vowl that whoever kills the most people gets to go to hell.

Chucky: ok

Grim: Sure

Leather face: Ahh! (Starts Up chainsaw. Turns off) AHH!

Chucky: Celeberties and other killers dont count!

Leather face: DAMN! (Starts up his chainsaw. Turns off) AHH!

Grim: Ok Lets go

(They all walk out of there apartment building. Everyone is dead. All of them. They are looking around)

Chucky: What the hell happened?

Grims cell phone rings

Grim: Hello? yeah ill b right there! Its satin! He told me go down for a minute.

Leather face: GO! (Starts up chainsaw. Turns off) AHH!

Grim: B right back

( 45 minutes l8er)

Grim: He said that he killed everyone! He said he wins!

Chucky: Damn!

Lepercahun: Wanna play sherades?

Leather Face: YEAH! (Starts up chainsaw. Turns off) AHH!

Chucky: See yah later Bitch!

Grim screams like a girl!

Leather Face: HAHA! (turns on chainsaw. Turns off) AHH!

Chucky: Who was I?

Lepercahun: Umm... Jason!

Chucky: DAMN!

Grim: It was too easy!

(Chainsaw starts up)

[michael myers 6]

Norman bates is walking up the hill. He takes his shovel and starts digging. He keeps digging. He diggs & diggs and diggs. He reaches a coffin. The coffin says Norman Bates mother on it

Norman: Wow! My mum!

She opens the coffin

Mom: Hi Norman!

Norman: Hi mom!

Mom: I need to have you kill for me!

Norman: That is so in the first 4!

Mom: You wanna fight!

Norman: SURE

Mom: Who gets the first hit?

Norman: I dont know:

Mom: Common pussy!

Norman: Naw.

Mom: Common... get the first hit

Norman: Naw mom You know I cant hit a- (Smash! He punches her and she flys back into the coffin)

Mom: So you wanna fight now!

Mom goes flyin in the air. So does Norman

(Eye of the tiger Comes on and they fight)

Norman rips his moms face off

Norman: Ohh remember this! I was a cross dresser (Puts on her face)

Mom: You ass hole!

Norman: Ohh look I'm shakein in my boots!

Mom punches Norman back 50 yards

Norman: OUCH!

Norman takes a pole and shoves it in her chest

(They have swords now and are fighting)

Norman cuts off his moms head

Mom: You got me! You win! I wont make you kill anybody! You already killed me! I'm goin back in my coffin.

She stands up, picks up her head, puts it back on and lies back in her coffin

Norman: Yeah! and they didnt have a BOXING TEAM! so... jdjsk

Mom: What?

Norman: Bye!

[Murderous Squad]

aww damn i can't spell sequel either but i was closer than he was and i'm pretty damn sure that i can spell much better than he can so it's alright

[Murderous Squad]

Girl: Its "Cut you up like a fish ass hole!



I think i just pooped my pants....

[TheJadedGamer]

......Duke Nukem, your Horror Skits REALLY need you back. They are fucking begging you, man.


Michael, your skits make no fucking sense. We are at one place at one post, another on another post. Your still not getting the GENERAL IDEA of one long, consecutive post dealing with the horror characters problems (in a comedic way) in kind of a quazzi-real world. Your basically splashing together a jumbled mess of a 'story' with stupid lesbo jokes (I like lesbos, though), awkward fight scenes (Norman VS his Mom).....and other hideous ideas.

[Duke Nukem]

Originally posted by TheJadedGamer
......Duke Nukem, your Horror Skits REALLY need you back. They are fucking begging you, man.


Michael, your skits make no fucking sense. We are at one place at one post, another on another post. Your still not getting the GENERAL IDEA of one long, consecutive post dealing with the horror characters problems (in a comedic way) in kind of a quazzi-real world. Your basically splashing together a jumbled mess of a 'story' with stupid lesbo jokes (I like lesbos, though), awkward fight scenes (Norman VS his Mom).....and other hideous ideas.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Is that . . . Final Destination they're watching? Is "Death" being called a "Grip reaper"?!?!

Oh boy oh boy . . . I don't remember the last time I was so pissed! *remembers Kelly's FD3 news* Ah yeah.

[Duke Nukem]

Originally posted by TheJadedGamer
......Duke Nukem, your Horror Skits REALLY need you back. They are fucking begging you, man.


Michael, your skits make no fucking sense. We are at one place at one post, another on another post. Your still not getting the GENERAL IDEA of one long, consecutive post dealing with the horror characters problems (in a comedic way) in kind of a quazzi-real world. Your basically splashing together a jumbled mess of a 'story' with stupid lesbo jokes (I like lesbos, though), awkward fight scenes (Norman VS his Mom).....and other hideous ideas.

Sorry out the above post. Anyway...

Be patient, my good Gamer, be patient. Season 3 is due this fall. I still have to develop more of the continuing storyline.

And Michael...you're getting closer. Just stick to one idea at a time and try to write like 10 pages or so of it. Maybe each "Horror Talk" you would could be different and not follow a particular storyline.

[michael myers 6]

I was stickin 2 1 Idea!

Scream!

Halloween!

I know what you did last summer

A nightmare on Elm street

Friday the 13th

Chuck & Lepercahun were watchin TV with Death and Leather face

Norman Bates was Diggin in pet semetary!


Its all in the title

Sorry if I made you guys mad:(

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by michael myers 6
I was stickin 2 1 Idea!

Scream!

Halloween!

I know what you did last summer

A nightmare on Elm street

Friday the 13th

Chuck & Lepercahun were watchin TV with Death and Leather face

Norman Bates was Diggin in pet semetary! That's one idea? :rolleyes:

Anyway, I don't think you made anyone mad.

[XCoRyX]

I can't take it anymore...if you fellow schmoes are trying to rid my presence,its working.

[XpatrickX]

Originally posted by XCoRyX
I can't take it anymore...if you fellow schmoes are trying to rid my presence,its working.

wur r u talkin bout.?!

[darchangel]

patrick, you're slowly making me love you...



Death to Beth

~darchangel~

[XpatrickX]

Originally posted by darchangel
patrick, you're slowly making me love you...



Death to Beth

~darchangel~


damn I thought the schmoe gallery picture would have done that already.:D

[EvilDeadGirl]

Michael, that's one big idea....I don't think anyone is mad jes' perhaps...dissapointed. You see most of us are used to Duke's Horror Talk skits. Perhaps it would have done better that you titled your "story" something else.

I think you could use a bit of detail in your little stories there. Stick to a single group at once, this way you could focuse on more and make your stories better. :)

Come on guys helpful criticism here! Oh and for the record I know I can't spell. ;)

[Duke Nukem]

I think this will cheer everyone up.:)

Narrarotor: "In the first and second seasons of 'Horror Talk," a lot of shit happened..."

-Freddy, narratoring, laughs at himself.

Narrator: "...Freddy and Jason chilled with Michael at his pad..."

CUT TO...

-Freddy and Jason chillin' with Michael at his first pad, a trailer outside of New York, drinking beer and smoking Cuban cigars while discussing important subjects.
-Freddy and Jason chillin' with Michael at his second pad, an apartment in high-rise apartment in New York, drinking beer and smoking Cuban cigars while discussing many supjects.

Narrator: "...Freddy and Jason were in heavy competition concerning their upcoming versus spinoff, 'Freddy vs. Jason'..."

CUT TO...

-Freddy and Jason arguing over what 'Friday The 13" or "A Nightmare on Elm Street" movies to watch after the days' shooting of 'Freddy vs. Jason'...at numerous instances.
-Freddy and Jason arguing over "Freddy vs. Jason" nonsense and about to start fighting when Michael breaks them up...at numerous instances.
-Freddy and Jason finally fighting it out in Freddy's dreamworld and in reality.
-Freddy and Jason destroying Michael's pad over their fued.
-Freddy and Jason eventually getting over it all upon the fateful success of "Freddy vs. Jason."

Narrator: "...Ghostface annoys and strikes out against Freddy, Jason and Michael..."

CUT TO...

-Ghostface, who's secret identity unknown, calling Michael with his "What's up?!" and "What's your favorite movie?" calls and annoying Michael.
-Rusty Nail (from "Joy Ride), in a Viper, racing Jason and Michael (in his Corvette) in an exciting car chase in the streets of New York after Ghostface hinted Rusty that they knew where Candy Cane was.
-Ghostface knocking off guests (Tommy Doyle and Tommy Jarvis dressed as Michael and Jason) at Freddy and Jason's "Pre-Freddy vs. Jason" Party a week before its release.
-The revealing of Ghostface's identity - John Tate! Michael welcomes him and John suspiciously goes along with as if he suddenly didn't care about their differences anymore.

Narrator: "...As it stands, Michael tries to be a loving father towards Stephen..."

CUT TO...

-Stephen hanging out with his dad, Michael, and "Uncles," Freddy and Jason.
-Michael always covering up his identity and never wearing his mask around Stephen.
-Michael's own anguish as he knows he's supposed to kill off his son, but can't come to terms with the actions.

Narrator: "...Jason hits rock-bottom with his drinking..."

CUT TO...

-Jason drinking and getting drunk...at numerous instances..
-Jason gradually drinking more often while riding the success of "Freddy vs. Jason" with his fans.
-Jason being drunk-as-hell and causing the worst car-accident/pile-up/massacre in the city of New York.
-Jason passing out and almost dying to the booze.
-Freddy saving Jason from his booze-like death by entering his dreams and riling up.
-Jason vowing to drink less often.

Narrator: "...Freddy goes through his own personal dillemmas..."

CUT TO...

-Freddy's own anguish as he feels indifferent about being one of the "Big 3" as he has less sequels, less talk from fans, and never has any crazy psycho's or nemisis' out to get him.
-Freddy's own anguish that he's bound by his Dream Master boundaries from ever see his daughter Maggie (from "Freddy's Dead").
-Michael cheering Freddy up and about being the "Big 3."
-Freddy entering Michael's dreams and finding out what makes him tick.

Narrator: "...John Tate strikes back again at Michael..."

CUT TO...

-Michael trick-or-treating on Halloween with Freddy and Jason in Haddonfield and eventually having to face a surprise foe, John Tate, again.
-John Tate freaking out on his own sense of paranoia.
-John Tate fighting Michael down to the last straw.
-John Tate eventually meeting an apparent end.

Narrator: "...Chucky is on and off the rocks with Tiffany..."

CUT TO...

-Chucky having relationship problems with girlfriend, Tiffany from "Bride of Chucky."
-Tiffany being pregnant.
-Chucky and Tiffany having a very "kinky" relationship.
-Chucky and Tiffany "making up" at "Pre-Freddy vs. Jason" party.
-Chucky and Tiffany making up on "The Jerry Springer Show" - and getting married by The Tall Man on the sleazy show while at it!
-Chucky and Tiffany having fraternal twins!
-Chucky's upcoming "Seed of Chucky."

Narrator: "...Jason gains and loses a son..."

CUT TO...

-Jason apparently "doing it" with a blacked out victim twenty years back - and apparently impregnanting her.
-Jason learning about his grown up and disturbed son, Todd.
-Jason meeting Todd at hospital where he works as a Surgeon.
-Todd freaking out about Jason
-Todd getting caught in a series of accidents and surviving - just like Jason!
-Todd ultimately getting killed.
-Jason upset over Todd, but ultimately getting over his loss.

Narrator: "...Freddy, Jason, Michael, Chucky, Pinhead and Leatherface, having weekly games of Poker..."

CUT TO...

-Pinhead's frustration in losing to the game.
-Jason being bad at that game and looking at everybody's cards.
-Leatherface not being allowed to take his own "brand" of snacks to Michael's pad for Poker.
-The funny antics between all of the six classic horror icons.

Narrator: "...Leatherface never being consulted about "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake..."

CUT TO...

-Leatherface's anguish in never being asked by New Line to reprise his role - and being replaced.
-Leatherface's vow to cause a massacre to any group of movie-goers seeing the remake.
-Leatherface literally causing a massacre at the premier of the remake when Freddy, Jason and Michael, go to see it.

Narrator: "...Pinhead leases his own night club..."

CUT TO...

-Pinhead greeting Freddy, Jason, and Michael to his new club.
-Cenobites as strict bartenders.
-Cenobites teaching rude customers and fools with fake I.D.'s "lessons" of their own.
-Pinhead ordering his cenobites to take care of the Police that raid his club every night.
-Pinhead's upcoming "Hellraiser" STV sequels, "Deader" and "Deadworld."

Narrator: "...And all those glorious camoes..."
CUT TO...

-Rusty Nail (in his Viper) racing and chasing after Michael (in his Corvette) in the streets of New York.
-Rusty Nail aiding drunk-as-hell Jason during his destructive joy ride through the streets of New York.
-The Fisherman at the premier of "Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines."
-The Creeper openly gay and seeing Mark Patton.
-Mark Patton, Michael's gay neighbor in the high-rise apartment building.
-Lindsay Wallace working at the movie theater.
-Tommy Doyle and Tommy Jarvis at the "Pre-Freddy vs. Jason" party.
-Nancy and Alice invading Freddy's dreams when he fights Jason and pits him in a nightmare to teach him a lesson.
-Frankenstein and Dracula at the "pre-Freddy vs. Jason" party.
-Chrissy, from F13 part 3 and mother of Jason's son, facing off against Jason once and for all during Halloween in Haddonfield.

Narrator: "...Dr. Loomis's grown up son and FBI agent, Donald Loomis is introduced..."

CUT TO...

-Donald Loomis vowing revenge against Michael Myers for tearing his father away from him.
-Donald Loomis vowing to rid of Michael Myers even if it were at the ends of the earth.
-The cops ignoring what Donald has to say and always telling him to shut his trap.

Narrator: "...And of course, Freddy's, Jason's and Michael's adventures at the movies..."

CUT TO...

-Freddy, Jason and Michael, going to theater for "Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines."
-Freddy and Jason looking at the "Freddy vs. Jason" posters and banners in awe before premier.
-Freddy, Jason and Michael, going to theater for the remake of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
-Leatherface interupting the TCM remake with his own massacre on the ill-fated audience.

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Narrator: "...Coming soon to a horror board near you..."

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-Freddy and Jason chillin with Michael at his pad.

Narrator: "...Horror Talk: Season Three!..."
-Freddy and Jason chillin' with Michael at his pad, drinking beer, smoking Cuban cigars, and talking over important subjects.

Narrator of "...In the new season, Freddy and Jason chill out with Michael more at his pad..."

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-Freddy and Jason watching their DVD of "Freddy vs. Jason" with Michael and having blast.
-Freddy and Jason chillin' with Michael, drinking beer, smoking Cuban cigars and talking over important subjects.

Narrator: "...There's a new game of Poker..."

-Freddy, Jason, Michael and Chucky play the game of Poker with The Tall Man, Candyman and Death.

Narrator: "...Freddy, Jason and Michael, celebrate Friday The 13th..."

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-On the upcoming date of August, Friday The 13th, 2004, Freddy, Jason and Michael, play endless pranks on eachother.
-Jason apparently being the all-time Friday The 13th prankster!
-A prank/surprise not even Jason sees coming.

Narraror: "...Jason goes back home..."

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-Jason going back to Crystal Lake for some time to himself.
-A group graduating High School teenagers also visiting Crystal Lake.
-Crazy Ralph warning the teenagers about Jason.
-The teenagers ignoring Crazy Ralph's warnings.
-Jason frustrated that he does not have his place to himself.
-Jason slicing and dicing the teenagers.

Narrator: "...Freddy, Jason and Michael, go back to the movies..."

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-Freddy, Jason, Michael, Chucky, and Tiffany at the premeir of "Seed of Chucky."
-A bunch of crazy fanatics ganging up on and attacking Jason after the movie.

Narrator: "...Ghostface returns..."

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-Ghostface, John Tate or new identity unknown, bothering Michael with "What's up?!" and "What's your favorite movie?" rambling.
-Ghostface causing trouble for Freddy, Jason and Michael.

Narrator: "...Freddy, Jason, and Michael go on the run from the police in a nation-wide manhunt..."

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-Ghostface hinting Dr. Loomis' son and FBI agent, Donald Loomis about Michael Myers' whereabouts.
-The FBI raiding Michael's pad and Michael narrowly escaping.
-Freddy and Jason aiding Michael while on the run.
-Ghostface taunting Michael with more calls.
-Freddy, Jason and Michael, traveling from Springwood, Ohio to Haddonfield, Illinois to Crystal Lake, Jersey on the run from the police in a three part cliffhanger series.
-Lots of action as Freddy, Jason and Michael, are sought by the FBI on the highway.
-Death aiding Freddy, Jason and Michael, as a woman driving on the highway gets a preminition of what's to happen between an oil rig and the FBI agents in the cop cars.
-Lots of action as Freddy, Jason and Michael, must defend themselves from the numerous FBI agents in major fight scenes.
-Michael taking on Ghostface once and for all.

Narrator: "...More great cameos..."

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-The Creeper getting married to Victor Salva in California where it is now legal for same-sex marriages.
-Chucky, Leatherface, Pinhead, The Fisherman, Rusty Nail and other horror icons aiding Freddy, Jason and Michael against the FBI agents.
-Will and Lori, from "Freddy vs. Jason," during their "first time" in Springwood, Ohio.
-Sarah and Deckard, from "Halloween: Resurrection," making out in a car in Haddonfield, Illinois.
-Freddie Harris (Busta Rhymes character from "H: Resurrection) with a stupid bimbo in Michael's house in Haddonfield, Illinois.

Narrator: "...And for the first time, Jason meets his match..."

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-Jason facing a foe with same strength, hockey mask, and garmant.
-Jason fighting foe through through cabins and over Crystal Lake.

Narrator: "...This fall, have a blast with 'Horror Talk: Season Three'!
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As a treat, here is a classic scene from the upcoming third Season of "Horror Talk."

-Freddy and Jason are chillin' with Michael at his pad. Michael's cell phone rings. The ring tone consists of the eerie theme from "Halloween." Michael answers his cell phone.

Michael Myers: "Hello?"

Ghostface: "What's up?!"

Michael Myers: "Hey, Ghostface. What's up your ass today?"

Ghostface: "Same old, same old. A little slicing here, a little dicing there, you should know what I mean."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, I know exactly what you mean."

Ghostface: "You're going to..."

Michael Myers: "What, die tonight?"

-Ghostface sighs in frustration.

Ghostface: "Yeah, well, if you interrupt me again, I'm going to cut you like a..."

Michael Myers: "What, cut me up like a fish? God, Ghostface, you're so predictable!"

Ghostface: "What would you say if..."

Michael Myers: "If what? If you happen to be watching me right now?"

-Ghostface sighs in frustration again.

Michael Myers: "I don't know who the hell you are, but I seriously doubt you would happen to know where I life."

Ghostface: "You're good. But, not that good. It will take more than studying the 'Scream' movies to beat me."

Michael Myers: "I don't believe that. I don't. Do you know who you are speaking to? The Boogeyman!"

Ghostface: "Oh, how scary!"

Michael Myers: "Whoever the hell you are, I hope you had you're fun. Now, stop calling me!"

Ghostface: "Hey! I wouldn't hang up that phone if..."

-Michael hangs up on Ghostface. Freddy and Jason turn to Michael.

Freddy Krueger: "Ghostface?"

Jason Voorhees: "John Tate?"

Michael Myers: "Whoever it is, he's been calling me a lot lately. But, I don't think it's anyone important. I think its some bozo. Or..."

Freddy and Jason: "Who??"

Michael Myers: "Roman Bridger."

Jason Voorhees: "The killer from 'Scream 3' who was behind the entire set up of the 'Scream' trilogy?"

Freddy Krueger: "How so?"

Michael Myers: "Because, remember how he's directed all the 'Stab' movies?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah..."

Michael Myers: "And, that 'Stab 4' flopped earlier this year and that horror fans hated it?"

Jason Voorhees: "That movie sucked balls!"

Michael Myers: "I think he's frustrated how the movie bombed and is calling me as Ghostface over it. I don't think he's out to get me. Not like my nephew. Not like when John Tate played as Ghostface in summer of 2003."

Freddy Krueger: "Well, that just goes to show that filmmakers shouldn't create an extra third sequel to a trilogy."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah. At least Wes Craven kept to that promise and is leaving the 'Scream' movies as a trilgoy. At the moment anyway..."

Freddy Krueger: "I don't think he would resort to that. He knows better."

Now, that's REAL Horror Talk. Hilarious situations. The horror icons chillin' out like regular people. Some drama. The horror icons being characterized as people we can all relate to. Plots and subplots. And all wrapped around a storyline.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Season 3's here!

[Duke Nukem]

I'm not writing it yet. I still have to develop it more. That's just a preview.