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BorderEevilIII
04-22-2004, 08:35 PM
Canseco to battle drug lord in movie

Thursday, April 22, 2004


As an action movie star in a film project that he expects to start shooting later this year, Jose Canseco plays a guy who steals a drug lord's artwork because the drug lord has kidnapped his niece.

The movie has just about everything, Canseco said. ``Car chases, fast driving, fight scenes.''

But no baseball. At 39, Canseco didn't hook up with the Los Angeles Dodgers after a tryout this spring, but he said he was ''tired of all the hypocrisy'' anyway and doesn't miss baseball.

Canseco's movie doesn't have a title, but his book does. Dare to Truth should be out in September, by which time he's going to be even more up to date with his karate, taekwondo and weight training.

http://www.benmaller.com/archives/2004/april/22-canseco_to_battle_drug_lord_in_movie.html

Switch-Box.net
04-23-2004, 03:26 AM
Oh god no.

Tayzlor
04-23-2004, 08:54 PM
Remember that one time a ball bounced off his head and went over the fence, as a home run? That was hilarious.

This looks hilarious too. Unintentionally, but unintentional humor is always the best.

sharkstank
04-23-2004, 10:29 PM
oh my gawd.

this going to be THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe he can get mark mcguire to sign on and they can beat the bad guys down with their forearms

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tayzlor
04-24-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by sharkstank

maybe he can get mark mcguire to sign on and they can beat the bad guys down with their forearms


lmao

Haddonfield
04-25-2004, 04:00 PM
all I can think of is Jim Carey in Liar Liar...

"Im Jose Canseco! Im Jose Canseco!"


and I start to remember the ball hitting off his head and over the wall for a home run.

bmain77
04-25-2004, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by sharkstank
oh my gawd.

this going to be THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe he can get mark mcguire to sign on and they can beat the bad guys down with their forearms

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They can call it That Bash Brothers are Back!!!!

Don't stop there maybe Tony Larussa can play their police chief :D

gyro_44
04-26-2004, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
The movie has just about everything, Canseco said. ``Car chases, fast driving, fight scenes.''
Yeah, that's pretty much everything. I certainly couldn't think of anything else you could put in a movie, other than those three things.