Topless Beyoncé takes a cue from Saddam and hires decoys

[Nate6]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


KNOWLES HIRES DECOYS TO SUNBATHE TOPLESS

Beyonce Knowles enjoys sunbathing topless so much she paid a number of lookalikes to act as decoys to confuse marauding photographers.

The "Crazy In Love" singer, 22, was soaking up rays topless while holidaying with boyfriend Jay-Z in the south of France, when she hired a bevy of lookalikes to confuse paparazzi, so they would photograph them instead.

A source says, "Beyonce might flaunt some flesh on stage but she's very modest when she's not working.

"It cost her a small fortune to hire the decoys but she thought it was a small price worth paying."

(source: Daily Dish (http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish))

[Tweek]

i have nothing to say on this topic, but nate, i love your thread titles.

[Annie Hall]

Nice addition to one's resumé

[jackson13]

So do they lay out end to end or stacked high like pancakes?



Oh, wait, thats not the point.


What is the point?

Instead of aspiring to see Beyonce naked I now have to lust to see a bevey of Beyonces naked?


Boobies. *drools*

[BorderEevilIII]

After reading this story the media hounds must be going, DAMMIT!:D

[Lynn7]

Sounds like exhibitionism to me- she can't be trying to get an all over tan. She should just pose for Playboy and get it over with.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by Lynn7
she can't be trying to get an all over tan.



Totally racist. But I spit Dr. Pepper all over my computer screen anyways. Bravo!

[Lynn7]

Not racist!!! :eek: Just realistic.

[Nate6]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa...let's not start throwing the word "racist" around everywhere.

[APzombie]

Love the 'cue from Saddam' bid :p

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Lynn7
Sounds like exhibitionism to me- she can't be trying to get an all over tan.



LOL!



(i'm black and found that funny so ssssssh)

[DRbeauty]

I'm also of the darker persuasion and I found that funny as well

[quoth_the_raven]

I'm just wondering how they found that many women with such huge thighs....

That will be all

QTR


Ps- why am i the only guy who would rather his penis rubbed against industrial sandpaper than see beyonce topless?damn it, she burns my eyes!

[arto_j]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
Ps- why am i the only guy who would rather his penis rubbed against industrial sandpaper than see beyonce topless?

Mmmmm............................................. industrial sandpaper.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by arto_j
Mmmmm............................................. industrial sandpaper.

is that an agreement or a fetish or...both?

;)

[Lynn7]

Ps- why am i the only guy who would rather his penis rubbed against industrial sandpaper than see beyonce topless?damn it, she burns my eyes! [/B][/QUOTE]

I am a girl but I think she is so pretty! She also seems nice- even though she had a blockbuster solo album she is planning to go back and record with Destiny's Child again (that's the name of the group, right?) I just think if she is outside and topless she is going to end up with topless pics appearing, whether she is using decoys r not. Plus, if I recall, I thought she was a devout Christian so I'm kind of suprised with this story although her videos are pretty racy.

[Damned Martian]

This thread seriously needs some pics.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Lynn7


I am a girl but I think she is so pretty!.

To each their own. There is no accounting for taste...hell girls have been attracted to me. Go view the horror of my photo and you will understand why that came as such a shock to me.

[arto_j]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
is that an agreement or a fetish or...both?

;)

A bit of both ;)