Best Blow Job

[CyclicNightmare]

:eek:

Yeah, you heard me.

I can think of two off the bat...

Heather Graham in Boogie Nights
and
Nicole Kidman in To Die For.

Whatcha got?

:D

[Buck Turgidson]

I saw Tish Ambrose give R. Bolla one once that almost made me cry with appreciation for it's brilliance, but...I'm guessing that's not what you're gunnin' for...

I always liked Jennifer Jason Leigh fellating the carrot in Fast Times at Ridgemont High :cool:

[A.J. Hakari]

POLICE ACADEMY, when Commandant Lassard (George Gaynes) gets a little surprise when he arrives at a podium to give a presentation in front of a crowd.

[therealjohng]

Anybody have a link for the bj that Chloe Sevigny gives in the brown bunny?

[syxxpac]

That bait and switch gag from Wrongfully Accused where it's revealed that she's actually just tying his shoe laces really tight cracks me up everytime.

[MickeyKnox]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Anybody have a link for the bj that Chloe Sevigny gives in the brown bunny?
I hear the BJ in that movie is really explicit and graphic, so it should make the list for best blowjob.

[Erin123]

Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...the movie was hopeless...but that one scene makes me laugh :D

ouch!

[martyds761]

Forced bj in Single White Female.

[Scarface98.9]

The Blow Job(s) in Scary Movie

[MacReady]

Originally posted by syxxpac
That bait and switch gag from Wrongfully Accused where it's revealed that she's actually just tying his shoe laces really tight cracks me up everytime.

They used a joke like that earlier in Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D..

I nominate the scene from Brain Damage. Classic (and rather underated).

[quoth_the_raven]

The one I'm going to get later...

shit i really did say that ;)

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Yeah I remember the one in Boogie Nights. I would love a link to the Brown Bunny scene!

[Spidey]

that one in 'Slackers' with the horny MILF.

[BorderEevilIII]

The scence on Van Wilder
That was sooooooooo wrong! supposedly :D

[martyds761]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
The one I'm going to get later...

shit i really did say that ;) Yes you did and I would agree if it was me.......................

[zeppelin]

The "Otto Pilot" blowjob in Airplane! :D

[Boba Joe]

How about the forced hummer in Swordfish on Hugh Jackman?

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by Boba Joe
How about the forced hummer in Swordfish on Hugh Jackman?

"She's good, isn't she?"

:D

[erinachan]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
The one I'm going to get later...

shit i really did say that ;)

wow...

[VicVega]

http://www.drowninginbrown.com/images/bbcv-lg.jpg


I havent seen this yet, but I felt this was appropriate to post here. This is the soundtrack cover.

[Squid Vicious]

Heather Graham in Boogie Nights and Two Girls and a Guy. That girl sure loves to give. :D

[BadCoverVersion]

The one Tony gets in 'other Tony's' nosh van in 24 Hour Party People.

"D'you mind if I feel yer tits while you're doing it please...?"

"Can you finish me off please?"

:D

[Antonio]

Kathleen Turner sinking her teeth into Michael Douglas's wanker during a pretend-friendly blow job in THE WAR OF THE ROSES.

[martyds761]

Originally posted by VicVega
http://www.drowninginbrown.com/images/bbcv-lg.jpg


Time to go rent if it's out...........

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
The one Tony gets in 'other Tony's' nosh van in 24 Hour Party People.

"D'you mind if I feel yer tits while you're doing it please...?"

"Can you finish me off please?"

:D

If he took some time and really thought about it, I'm sure he could find himself a more uncomfortable position to get one in, but it would take some doing :D

[Del]

Originally posted by zeppelin
The "Otto Pilot" blowjob in Airplane! :D

I second that, they even smoke a cigarette afterwards :D

[Tayzlor]

The Shining?

[Cyclonus]

Rumor has it that the blowjob in The Brown Bunny was real. True or not?

Here's the nastiest one captured on film--Last House on the Left. :eek:

[SykkBoy]

Single White Female
Nightmare Sisters
Requiem For A Dream

[Spoiledrichkid]

Shannon Sossyman (sp?) in rules of attraction

George Carlin in jay and silent bob strike back

[HHH123007]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
Rumor has it that the blowjob in The Brown Bunny was real. True or not?

That'd be true.

[darchangel]

Originally posted by Boba Joe
How about the forced hummer in Swordfish on Hugh Jackman?


I SURE AS HELL SECOND THAT, BOBA!!!


to be that girl....meow! :D




Death to Beth

~darchangel~

[jeo4]

I hate Tara Reid, but the BJ scene in American Pie was hilarious, especially after Stifler entered the room. "suck me beautiful!" Then he has the infamous beer.

[therealjohng]

So no one can find a link to a video with the Chloe Sevigny bj? I heard its on the net. I've looked, but cannot find.

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Originally posted by Spoiledrichkid


George Carlin in jay and silent bob strike back

Hah ha. How could I forget that one! :)

I've seen the Brown Bunny one. Its not the greatest to be honest. You can download it from kazaa or WinMX like I did. It would still have to be up there because it was a real blow job.

[JCR]

Fudoh: New Generation

[flowrchild]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
Rumor has it that the blowjob in The Brown Bunny was real. True or not?

True. I can't for the life of me understand why Chloe would take a role that would require that kind of graphic sexuality. I mean, why not just do porn at that rate? Vincent Gallo is so grossly in love with himself. I am curious to see the movie and discover if the scene had ANY relevance outside of his extreme narcissism.

[Buck Turgidson]

I would've thought that Gallo would've filmed himself jerking off, since that is essentially (as Woody used to say) sex with the only person who really loves him...

[flowrchild]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
I would've thought that Gallo would've filmed himself jerking off, since that is essentially (as Woody used to say) sex with the only person who really loves him...

:D

Do you think he ever yells out his own name during sex?

[Tweek]

Originally posted by flowrchild
:D

Do you think he ever yells out his own name during sex?

hahaha
"VINCENT! OHHH OHHH VINCENT!"

[mrdeeds]

About the only thing I liked about The Boat Trip was Roselyn Sanchez demonstration on a banana how she does a BJ, YIIIIAAAY...:eek:

[Joshmo]

Anybody watch The Sopranos Sunday night?


Not the best... but it was shocking! :eek:

[Peter Linfield]

I don't know half of these... Pictures should be mandatory in a thread like this. :D

[JCR]

I know not many of you'll have seen this yet, but this thread really would not be complete without a little mention for Haute (high) Tension.

It's a movie that contains a scene with a severed head.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
The one I'm going to get later...

shit i really did say that ;)

Doesn't this belong in the fiction section?

Shit, I really did say that.;)

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by JCR
I know not many of you'll have seen this yet, but this thread really would not be complete without a little mention for Haute (high) Tension.

It's a movie that contains a scene with a severed head.


I need to see this now.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Doesn't this belong in the fiction section?

Shit, I really did say that.;)


This coming from the guy who's last blow job involved a hairdryer ;)

damn, i guess i said that as well ;)

[QUENTIN]

A topic like this may be rife for this kind of talk, but we're talking about blow jobs in movies...and this is the Best/Worst/Favorites/Etc... forum so QTR and Reigh, can we try to keep the conversation about MOVIES? Thanks

[martyds761]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
This coming from the guy who's last blow job involved a hairdryer ;)

damn, i guess i said that as well ;) Too funny man... I laughed.

[Hucksta G]

In The Sopranos episeode "University" Ralphies taking this stripper (who has braces) up the ass while she sucks this cops dick - "Ahh watch the braces honey"

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by martyds761
Too funny man... I laughed.


I live to serve ;)

you can join the QTR fan club. you get a free inflatable sex doll crafted to look just like me..

;)

[martyds761]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven

you can join the QTR fan club. you get a free inflatable sex doll crafted to look just like me..
I think I'll pass on that offer.

BJ in Paradise Island was good. Movie however needs more.

[distorto25]

The one in SNAKE ISLAND, directed by and starring Wayne Crawford.

[BoyScoutKevin]

I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned that one the boy scout receives in "Lair of the White Worm." OUCH! And double OUCH!

[DareDevil]

a decent one was the head in In the Cut

[lynchfan_714]

The Best Blow job would have to be the one in BEEING JOHN MALCOVICH...

What a second I was the one getting the bj during the movie...

oops

[drdash]

no one's mentione the one in beyond re-animator yet. ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ciao
drdash

[Tweek]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
I live to serve ;)

you can join the QTR fan club. you get a free inflatable sex doll crafted to look just like me..

;)

Hachi Machi! Where do I sign?!

[sharkstank]

Originally posted by jeo4
the BJ scene in American Pie was hilarious, especially after Stifler entered the room. "suck me beautiful!" Then he has the infamous beer.

i second that motion

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ilovemovies]

Nobody mentioned the best one ever!

The Paris Hilton video! :D

[sharkstank]

Originally posted by mrdeeds
About the only thing I liked about The Boat Trip was Roselyn Sanchez demonstration on a banana how she does a BJ, YIIIIAAAY...:eek:

how could i forget that. thats the best scene eva

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KcMsterpce]

Originally posted by flowrchild
Do you think he ever yells out his own name during sex?

"OOOh yeah! Oh GOD I'm so good! Oh Jesus, you should be proud of yourself. You're having sex with ME! Ooh yeah, don't stop. I'm the BEST... YES! YES!! YES!! ..."

20 seconds later, she's in bed and completely unsatisfied. He sees the look on her face and smiles reassuringly. Then he says,
"... I'm sorry baby, I'm so thoughtless. Don't worry; it was good for me, too."



As for best BJ...
I also think the Airplane BJ was pretty funny.
Or the one in that horrible Jerry Springer movie, called Ringmaster. I just remember that a chick went down on a guy at some point, and the foley artists went double time on the slurping. It made me laugh. Too bad the rest of the movie didn't make me laugh.

I have fond memories of the unedited version of Beach Babes from Beyond, too.

[HeavyK]

Originally posted by MacReady
I nominate the scene from Brain Damage. Classic (and rather underated).

Yes, that scene was crazy!!! Number one film BJ on my list.

[CyclicNightmare]

http://www.joblo.com/the-ten-spot-22---blowjobs