MISCAST "Batman Begins"

[HedwigX]

The idea of this thread is to come up with the worst cast and director imaginable for "Batman Begins." I'll start.

DIRECTED BY: McG

CAST
Young Bruce Wayne/Batman- Frankie Muniz
Alfred Pennyworth- Hugh Grant
Rachel Dodson- Hilary Duff
Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow- Alan Cumming
Henri Ducard- Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi)
James Gordon- Ben Affleck
Ra's Al Ghul- Paul Reubens
Lucius Fox- Chris Tucker

You can't get worse than that...surely? :eek:

[Lylandra]

lol :D

it CAN be more worse:
replace Alan Cumming with Hulk Hogan and
Paul Reubens with Chuck Norris

[lalex81]

Director : Farrelly Brothers

Batman: Mathew Perry

Alfred: Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean)

Gordon: Mathew Lillard

Scarecrow: Chris Klein

Ducard: Carrot Top

Ra´s Al Ghul: Gary Coleman

[havokeff]

Here goes...

Batman/Wayne: George Clooney
Robin: Chris O'donnell
Batgirl: Alici... oh wait... he he. sorry folks my bad ;)

Batman/Wayne: Pauly Shore (Don't weeeeeeze the Batsuit)
Alfred: Lewis Black (You FREAK!!! MY PARENTS DIED TOO YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND IN FUCKING A PIG OUTFIT!!!)
Gordon: Macho Man Randy Savage (Hit the batsignal OOOO YEEEAH!!!)
Scarecrow: Dave Chappelle (I'm scary.... BIIIOOOOOTTTCHHH!!!!)
Ra Al Ghul: Mathew Perry (Could I BE... any more evil?)
Lucious Fox: C. Thomas Howle, in black face a'la Soul Man. (A picture is worth a thousand jokes)


damn... this made me crack up

[havokeff]

oh yeah directed by.....

Roger Corman.

actually he would have titties in it and that would be cool ;)

[Poeman]

DIRECTED BY: Joel Schumacher

CAST
Young Bruce Wayne/Batman- Elijah Wood
Alfred Pennyworth- Sean Connery
Rachel Dodson- Anna Nicole Smith
Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow- Pee Wee Herman
Henri Ducard- Sylvestor stallone
James Gordon- Aston Kutcher
Ra's Al Ghul- Steven Segal
Lucius Fox- Chris Rock

[ToRontoRon]

Originally posted by havokeff
Here goes...

Batman/Wayne: George Clooney
Robin: Chris O'donnell
Batgirl: Alici... oh wait... he he. sorry folks my bad ;)

Batman/Wayne: Pauly Shore (Don't weeeeeeze the Batsuit)
Alfred: Lewis Black (You FREAK!!! MY PARENTS DIED TOO YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND IN FUCKING A PIG OUTFIT!!!)
Gordon: Macho Man Randy Savage (Hit the batsignal OOOO YEEEAH!!!)
Scarecrow: Dave Chappelle (I'm scary.... BIIIOOOOOTTTCHHH!!!!)
Ra Al Ghul: Mathew Perry (Could I BE... any more evil?)
Lucious Fox: C. Thomas Howle, in black face a'la Soul Man. (A picture is worth a thousand jokes)


damn... this made me crack up


lol, me too.


"Could I BE... any more evil?"

Classic

:D

[jeo4]

BATMAN: YEAR ONE
Directed By: Uwe Boll
CAST

Young Bruce Wayne/Batman- Topher Grace

Alfred Pennyworth- Bob Newhart

Rachel Dodson- Britney Spears

Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow- Jimmy Fallon

Henri Ducard- Chris Penn

James Gordon- Michael Moore

Ra's Al Ghul- Joe Pesci

Lucius Fox- Sedrick The Entertainer

[Axe Cold Killer]

Imagine Bill Cosby as Lucius Fox...

[Dr.Omega]

speaking of which i hear theyre considering justin timberlake for iron man.

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by Dr.Omega
speaking of which i hear theyre considering justin timberlake for iron man.

Nope. Just a rumor. It's not true.



As for my cast:


Batman/Bruce Wayne: Pauley Shore

Alfred Pennyworth: Christopher Lambert

Rachel Dodson: Molly Shannon

Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow: Tom Green

Lucius Fox: Not sure yet.

James Gordon: Dolph Lundgren

Ra's Al Ghul: Jackie Chan

[bigred760]

Here goes:


Batman/Bruce Wayne: Ashton Kuchter

Alfred Pennyworth: Martin Freeman

Rachel Dodson: Sandra Bernhard

Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow: Michael Jackson

Lucius Fox: Mike Epps

James Gordon: Will Ferrell

Ra's Al Ghul: Pat Morita

[MrScissorhands]

Directed by Pitof


Batman/Bruce Wayne : Paul Rudd

Alfred Pennyworth : Richard Harris ('For the last time : he's seventy-five years old, and he's dead !')

Rachel Dodson : Halle Berry

Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow : Mark Ruffalo (he's just too lovable)

Lucius Fox : Bernie Mac

James Gordon : Pat Hingle

Ra's Al Ghul : Jackie Chan

[deftdelivery]

Directed By: Michael Moore

Batman: Ashton Kutcher
Alfred: Al Pacino
Rachel Dodson: China (the former wrestler)
Scarecrow: Martin Short
Lucius Fox: Taye Diggs
Gordon: Christoper Walken
Ra's Al Ghul: Penelope Cruz (yes, a woman)