Student Bodies

[adamjohnson]

I looooove this movie! SO damn funny!

Has there been any talk of a DVD release EVER?!

"Someone's been in my office."

[Regan]

I hate this movie so much...I thought it was one of those usual teen movies where they actually are teens and have sex....but everytime a guy starts breathin loud and steps in gum and shit and ends up killing them all the time!

This movie was a very bad one but it had some funny parts ( Like the opening with the housesitter)

[adamjohnson]

Its so bad it funny.

"Why do you sound like that?"
"I'm talking through a rubber chicken!"

[BorderEevilIII]

I think I have seen this flick.
Was there a scence where a float in a parade was involved and the killer was in it?

[The Claw]

Extremely silly but somewhat amusing movie.

[Countess]

For me, it falls into the so bad its good category.

"Helllooo"

"Who's this?"

"It's me The Breather. I killed everybody and I'm glad."

"Why does your voice sound funny?"

"Because I'm disguising it schmuck."

"How?"

"By talking through a rubber chicken."

......

"I will kill next at the football game. Click."

"Did you hang up?"

"No I just said CLICK."


There were some funny moments scattered throughout. It's amusing.

[pyscho dude]

That sounds pretty funny.

[SykkBoy]

I loved the onscreen body count tally

especially the 1/2 a body :)

"I wouldn't hurt a fly"
bzzzzz
SMACK

[adamjohnson]

So i guess no news then? I know u can buy the VHS on ebay.

[deadeye]

BorderEevil, this is the movie you are thinking about with the float and the parade. A couple gets killed inside the float while they are trying to get it on during the parade.

[adamjohnson]

Fuck it, I just bought an import. Its still good, its on DVD.

Yeah the float thing's in there. Other notable situations: He always puts the male victims in trash bags.

Also, my favorite - He opens his chest of weapons to kill with. In it are a noose, knives, guns, blunt objects and just about every other device for muderations (Yes I did just invent a new word, write it down people!). So, as his weapon of choice in this instance, he picks up a paper clip. Yes, a PAPER CLIP. Unfolds it, and proceeds to stab a nekkid girl with it about a thousand times until shes dead. Then, DING!, the counter in the corner goes up one.

[Hans, wihout Franz]

"Malvert can have punch, malvert helped make punch"
"What are you talking about?"
"Malvert pee red"
funny shit.

[pig farmer]

That movie sounds like a real gem, I want to see it.

[ParileseMonster]

Mmmmm Chicken....Broken.:D

[Duke Nukem]

I think I caught the beginning of this movie on a spanish channel (it was a bit fuzzled screen, so I couldn't continue viewing it). It had the opening credits and started outside of some house. We see the word, Halloween, appear on the screen. Cool, it's Halloween! Then, we see the word, Friday The 13th, on the screen. Wow, it's Friday The 13th also?! Lastly we see, Jamie Lee Curtis' Birthday, on the screen. Oh crap, I forgot it was Jamie's birthday! she be mad at me!!

Then, we go in the house and to that girl in it. Again, it was a Spanish channel, so I couldn't catch any funny dialogue. Well, eventually, the girl goes on upstairs and I think that killer goes in the house and prepares her fate. He goes through some things, a knife, gun, pencil, etc. All in the while, the killer seemed to be making funny noises (a la Jason's "Uh, uh, uh, chi, chi, chi"). Guess what weapon he chooses?!?

That was all I saw. I could see myself buying this. It is available on VHS or DVD, right? It's not hard-to-find, is it?

[ParileseMonster]

It is not on Dvd and it is somewhat hard to find on Vhs but it is out there. I have it. Maybe you could trade movies with someone on here perhaps. When all else fails that is a good option I think!

[adamjohnson]

I found it pretty quickly on Ebay, its an import but theres no subtitles.

[tuwhitt_]

I'd really love a copy of this flick, rather hilarious if you ask me.

I might have to rent it again sometime this summer, or ask the store if I could buy it off them, its not like anyone will rent it other than me anyway :)

[Jason13thh]

Want a good horror comedy ?

Blood Diner

[Regan]

I believe this will be on Cinemax in a few weeks (Around 4 AM EST time though)

[the dead one]

Hey if anyone can supply me with a copy...I'll teach you how to make HORSE HEAD book ends!:D

[teenkiller]

I just watched it and was expecting nothing but the lamest humor but it managed to get some laughs out of me. I love the woman who goes on and on about how she's paying the babysitter at 75 cents an hour. She goes on and on about how she's overpaying her. Then when the babysitter is murdered she shows up at the funeral and approaches the girls mother and says "Oh I just thought I should pay you the money I owed your daughter. Five hours at sixty five cents an hour... and transportation fare... one way of course."

The movie is pretty good in the laugh department but I found it ends up suffering the same fate as Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Meaning that during the end it becomes as lame as the movies it is trying to parody.

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[JJFlamingo]

We NEED a DVD for this ASAP. The Breather is the shit...:D

[yorrick brown]

how old is this movie?.

[teenkiller]

It's from 1981. I personally don't care about a dvd release but if you don't mind watching the film on Youtube here is a link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tI-WsYPDB3U

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[yorrick brown]

It's from 1981. I personally don't care about a dvd release but if you don't mind watching the film on Youtube here is a link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tI-WsYPDB3U

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.


Love you youtube ,cheers teen :).

[Cronos]

Hehe, it's amazing what you can find on youtube :p

Saw Student Bodies earlier this year and really enjoyed it, I was expecting the humour not to work but I ended up laughing a lot during it. It's definitely one of the better horror parodies that I've seen.

7/10

[yorrick brown]

"did you just hang up"

"no i just said click."

:) brillent.

[EricW.]

How 'bout this one:

"Talking during horsehead bookends?"

[JJFlamingo]

Best part is when the movie comes to a sudden stop to show a guy sitting behind a desk explaining how the MPAA works and how R-rated movies are the most popular before saying "The makers of this film have asked me to say Fuck You.", followed by the MPAA R-rating before going back and immediately picking up where it left off...:D

[teenkiller]

Love you youtube ,cheers teen :).

And a Boston bar to you too!

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Inglorious]

I blind-bought this piece of shit, hated this piece of shit.

The beginning was really funny and there were bits and pieces here and there that had me chuckling but for the most part the home video camera-type filmaking bugs me, especially here. With a little more polish this mightve done it for me.

[joyhorror]

oh yeah, horsehead bookends. the janitor pees red. so much, so classic. this was a great horror spoof , long before the scary movie franchise.

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