Avril points blame on her angry lyrics...

[BorderEevilIII]

Lavigne blames carbs
for her angry lyrics

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 2:46 a.m._ET May_17, 2004

Avril Lavigne has explained why the lyrics to her songs were also so angry: she was eating too many carbs.

The "Complicated" singer is out promoting her new album, "Under My Skin," and has given this reason for her former angst. “I was eating bad stuff,” Lavigne said. “Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated. I spent some time with a nutritionist and learned I had low blood sugar. Now I eat accordingly.”

It would seem that the lack of carbs is now going to her head. “I have always known I was going to be a star,” Lavigne continued, according to the London Mirror. “I knew this was my destiny so things have fallen into place.”

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4980919/

[quoth_the_raven]

So does all the fibre in her diet now explain why her songs are so shit?

Just a thought...

;)

[Annie Hall]

Yes, Avril, you're the Achilles of the music business.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
Yes, Avril, you're the Achilles of the music business.


she's destined to be portrayed poorly by Brad Pitt in a fairly average movie?

poor girl

;)

[darchangel]

i always knew her songs sounded like sugar coated teen bitchiness for a reason!

now we know what the downfall of this talented and richly deserved rock star really is...


:rolleyes:


kill me....no better yet, kill her. slowly. and painfully. preferrably with something heavy and blunt. then hide the body in her closet filled with "sk8er gurl" wardrobe and be done with it.




Death to Avril

~darchangel~

[Tweek]

Sid Vicious must be rolling in his grave....

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
she's destined to be portrayed poorly by Brad Pitt in a fairly average movie?

poor girl

;)

No, she's blessed by the... bah! Study your law!

[JCR]

Originally posted by Tweek
Sid Vicious must be rolling in his grave....

He has no grave. Someone dropped the urn at heathrow airport, and it smashed everywhere. His ashes are probably still blowing round the air vents there. Ha ha ha.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
No, she's blessed by the... bah! Study your law!


do i bow or curtsey? ;)

[killbillbaby]

I think that is just an excuse to change her image. I think she just wants to look like a good girl now. WHAT A POSER!!!!!

[electriclite]

So does this mean if put on the right diet she could actually write something that doesn't make me want to throw large cumbersome objects at the radio/TV?

[darchangel]

Originally posted by electriclite
So does this mean if put on the right diet she could actually write something that doesn't make me want to throw large cumbersome objects at the radio/TV?



no :D




Death to Avril

~darchangel~

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by darchangel
no :D




Death to Avril

~darchangel~


do you want the chainsaw or the big pointy stick of doom?;)

[darchangel]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
do you want the chainsaw or the big pointy stick of doom?;)


both.




PAINFUL Death to Avril

~darchangel~

[The Postmaster General]

In related news, Lil' John blames his lyrics on the taste of York Peppermint Patties, saying that the taste reminds him of taking a great shit while ice fishing in Alaska.

YEAH! OKAY!

[LoomisFan]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
she's destined to be portrayed poorly by Brad Pitt in a fairly average movie?

poor girl

;)
ZING!!!

[Cunning Visions]

Avril Lavigne is a waste of sperm. I just can't stand her attitude "I'm so mad...I hate everybody..grrrr" please :rolleyes:

[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
In related news, Lil' John blames his lyrics on the taste of York Peppermint Patties, saying that the taste reminds him of taking a great shit while ice fishing in Alaska.

YEAH! OKAY!

No words can describe the hilarity this post contains. Bravo.

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII


Avril Lavigne has explained why the lyrics to her songs were also so angry: she was eating too many carbs.


When I first read this, I seriously thought she said she was suffering from crabs. With that, I'd be able to understand (I've been there...)