David Hasselhoff To become a Rap Superstar?

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


HASSELHOFF TO BECOME A RAP STAR


Former "Baywatch" actor David Hasselhoff is being transformed into a rap superstar -- by pal Ice-T.

The two men have formed a close friendship after becoming neighbors in Los Angeles, and Ice-T is determined to show the world there's more to Hasselhoff than meets the eye.

Ice-T enthuses, "The man is a legend.

"And we are going to show a whole new side of him."

The masterplan to turn Hasselhoff, 51, into the new Eminem will begin later this year when Ice-T produces the singer/actor's new record.

Ice-T continues, "He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff -- I promise you.

"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor."

[Sigur509]

There is offically not a god.

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by Sigur509
There is offically not a god.

Isn't he worshiped in Germany? :D

[killbillbaby]

Honestly this is a horrible idea and Ice-T should be shot for thinking of it.

[MickeyKnox]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is horrible, I hate David Hasselhoff, I hate him with the passion, i hated him on Baywatch, and i hated him even after that, this guy is a big joke, how he's so famous in Germany is beyond me!

[The Postmaster General]

Now, come on man, give it a chance guys. You never know, I mean... Hahaha. Sorry, I can't go through with this.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by MickeyKnox
how he's so famous in Germany is beyond me!

The Germans also liked this dude.

http://www.e-papyrus.de/images/ahitler2.372x450.jpg

Although Hasselhoff rapping might be an even bigger catastrophy. :D;)

[TheDeadWalk]

Germans love David Hasselhoff.

[Lynn Minmei]

This is the best news I've heard all day.

This is the worst news I've heard all day.

I understand it all completely...Wait, no...I'm confused.

Gah.

[electriclite]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GERMAN PEOPLE???!!!!


;)


And to be more apropo: What the fuck is wrong with Ice-T??!!

I'm afraid he's gonna have to completely stay out of the music scene alltogether and just stick to memorizing his lines for Law and Order:SVU.

The man has obviously gone senile or something.


Jesus! I nearly shat myself reading this ..... Is there no sanity left in the world???!!!

[arto_j]

Excuse me while I laugh myself silly.

*laughs self silly*

Damn. Hasselhoff and Ice-T have made me silly.

Hilarious stuff, Hasselhoff.

[horrorfreak13]

William Hung gets an album and a muic video and now Hasselhoff is a rapper. The music industry has officially gone to hell.

[Morgana]

Fuck, this totally cracks me up.

Hmm... the Germans have very interesting taste, maybe Hasselhoff's rapping gig will go over hugely in Germany.

But...has Ice-T fallen on his head? :confused:

[Psychocandy]

Fuck Hoff!!!

[Tweek]

this might be even more terrifying than him running in slow motion shirtless.

[MickeyKnox]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
The Germans also liked this dude.

http://www.e-papyrus.de/images/ahitler2.372x450.jpg

Although Hasselhoff rapping might be an even bigger catastrophy. :D;)
You've got a good point there!:D

[rilocay]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
Fuck Hoff!!!





LMFAO!!!



Well, considering rap is starting to get preety bad at the moment i can see how its the new pop for little kids....damn the fucking mianstremers!

[Lindsey]

I just remember that horrid scene in Eurotrip with Hasselhoff singing. He is such a joke!

[Cunning Visions]

Hasselhoff is straight hood yo!!

In 3 years I predict we will see this headline: Gangsta rapper David Hasselhoff aka "White Suga" was shot dead after fued with rival rapper 50 Cent

[jeo4]

Originally posted by horrorfreak13
William Hung gets an album and a muic video and now Hasselhoff is a rapper. The music industry has officially gone to hell.

I'm hardly in a position to argue, but it hasn't ever been right. This is where the phrase "The gene pool could use a little chlorine" fits in nicely.

[thirdeye]

Originally posted by Sigur509
There is offically not a god.

First David Hasselhoff, then The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalipse.
We're all going to die.

[Erin123]

Lol, this DOES sound terrible, but I can't wait to see his vid just so I can laugh my ass off at the Hoffster. Reminds me of that awful guy from Bold and the Beautiful...he did a record too! Man, ex-soap stars' music just makes their acting look better :D

[BorderEevilIII]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005Q8UG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Just see the sex ooooozing here.....

I myself was un-fortunate to have seen him in 1995 in his music video of Fallin In Love (yes its a cover) Baby Baby Fallin in loooooove Fallin in Love Again........who originally did that song?

Where was I?

Oh yes DAVID......
What I saw still HAUNTS meeeeeeeeeee
It's B/W and he is an auto mechanic lipsynching? (brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................)


Maybe thats WHY I never watched Baywatch and too afraid to re-watch any reruns of Knight Rider. :(

[§carecrow]

hahaha its a joke

[Raw Chili]

This is the greatest news of my life.