Michael Myers Opinion

[TheBoss]

Last night, I went to bed and had a dream...what else is new. Anyway, you know who was in the dream (Michael Myers)...what else is new. I usually forgot what dream of when I awaken, but I do remember it was me in the dream and I saw Halloween 9 and was in it, but this was no ordinary Halloween, Michael Myers was there sporting a nice old-school mask, you know his MO by now killing people, well I was scared $hitless fearing is always tries to kill me in the dream, but than a strange thing happened, in the dream he TALKED! That's right he Talked! He said something like you kill for me I kill for you, but if you cannot kill for me I will kill you. Something along those lines, anyway, I thought later what if, what if Michael Myers talked. What would he say. I'll let you all think about it. Here's the question again

If Michael Myers could talk what would he say?


Have Fun with it :D

[XCoRyX]

i honestly couldn't picture or imagine such a thing, and I think half his fanbase wouldn't be around if he spoke.

[Jack_Cheze]

If Michael Myers could talk what would he say?

I'm Rick James bitch!

[darchangel]

Originally posted by Jack_Cheze
If Michael Myers could talk what would he say?

I'm Rick James bitch!



i think i just cried a little....:(



at any rate, i think michael would say...


"akkad....i need moustapha akkad...please save my next sequel...."




Death to Beth

~darchangel~

[TheAxeGrinder]

He'd probably say, 'Please kill me and save me from more shitty sequels!'.

[C-Desecration-]

" Captain's log . . ."


To anyone who gets that, please send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by C-Desecration-
" Captain's log . . ."


To anyone who gets that, please send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away. Wait . . . what state? ;)

[saintofscars]

He'd say...

"I want to climb your chocolate lighthouse..."

That would scare the shit out of me!!!!:eek:

[jagged halo]

Originally posted by TheBoss
If Michael Myers could talk what would he say?


He'd say: "I want a pay rise Moustapha, you've had me lumbering around doing this shit since 1978, god damn it!, I've been shot six times, fallen off a balcony, plunged down a mine shaft, had my head lopped off, been burnt to a crisp, axed in the chest, stabbed in the eye, you name it Akkad I've done it. I want a decent pension as well!!!, and another thing a packet of mints wouldn't go a miss, my breath stinks in this mask!!"

[Duke Nukem]

If you took it from a serious note, Michael Myers could talk. No, not in his boogeyman, evil, possessed state ("I'm the boogeyman! I'm pure evil! And, I'm going to kill you!").

I know 99% of you don't like "Halloween 5," but it does hold Michael's weakness and way of "defeating" him. In the movie, Jamie Lloyd broke through his evil barrier in an emotional moment, and for a brief moment, Michael kicked out of his evil state...and cried. Yes, there is a reason for "Halloween 5" and the crying scene.

Once out of that evil state, he could talk like the regular person he was at 6 years old before being ultimately taken over by the thorn thing. Whether you like the thorn thing or not, this is the way of defeating Michael Myers in the next/last "Halloween" movie. Breaking through his evil barrier (Stephen, his son, 10 years old by H9 could do this), then doing whatever to him in his regular state. Now, I wouldn't want him rambling on and on, but that is the way of stopping the boogeyman.

[rogelioduron]

Originally posted by Jack_Cheze
If Michael Myers could talk what would he say?

I'm Rick James bitch!

[rogelioduron]

Originally posted by Jack_Cheze
If Michael Myers could talk what would he say?

I'm Rick James bitch!


Oh my !!!!!! I laughted so loud when i read this.....Kudos to you Jack Cheze..You just mad my day!!!!!

I´m Rick James Bitch!!!!!
Classic!!!!!


I pretty much think Michael would say: Team number 2 RULES!!!!

[Elgyn]

Michael Myers: Ouch. My asshole sure is sore.

[Mr.HyDe807]

I think he would say.........

Who wants a body massage?

{if you've seen the gi joe psa edits, then youll know what i mean}

[Mog]

Two words.

"O'Doyle rules!"

[PeterVincent]

oh, easy , he'd say what any confused movie maniac would say in his shoes "WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH PART THREE !?!"

[rogelioduron]

Originally posted by rogelioduron

Michael Would say: Team Nuber 2 Rules!!!!!!

If youre an avid Spongebob Squarepnats Fan..youll get it!!!!

[moviemorgan2]

Eh, he's probably say "I don't know how I got so frickin smart.'



He's very smart, and rather cute under the mask ;) .

[syxxpac]

He'd say this (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=3388&sound=159).

[jaw2929]

I agree... He doesnt need to talk... All the other horror villiains (with the exception of Jason, etc) talk already anyway.. So hopefully he keeps his mouth shut indefinately!

[captainjesus]

Originally posted by Jack_Cheze
If Michael Myers could talk what would he say?

I'm Rick James bitch!

just laughed my ass off! now my mom's looking at me like im a moron.




Michael Myers < "Who wants a mustache ride!"



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he called the melon eaters!

[BorderEevilIII]

If he spoke he would saaay
STOP MAKING USELESS SEQUELS DAMMIT! :D

[rogelioduron]

Originally posted by Jack_Cheze
If Michael Myers could talk what would he say?

I'm Rick James bitch!


I want to vote Jack_Cheze for Governor after this....its one of those kind of jokes that doesn´t die for weeks..thanks.

If Michael Myers could speack..He´d say:

Im Rick James Bitch!!!!!!!!!!

Priceless!!!!!!

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by rogelioduron
I want to vote Jack_Cheze for Governor after this....its one of those kind of jokes that doesn´t die for weeks..thanks.

I know of one person who says otherwise (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle).

:D

[Juice]

Originally posted by syxxpac
I know of one person who says otherwise (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle).

:D

Yes, that's a great site. Love the article on cheese pizza's.

Back ontopic, if Micheal could speek, he wouldn't. Since he can speak and he doesn't. He just refuses it for some reason.

[Tarman]

If he could speak he'd say I came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass.Looks like Im bout out of beer

[TheBoss]

Originally posted by Tarman
If he could speak he'd say I came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass.Looks like Im bout out of beer

Alah, They Live, I like that one :D

[rilocay]

Well under that mask he'd sound morelike Kenny.

Hmmpgh mmph...


Oh MY God, They killed Micheal! You Bastar - oh wait hes up again!

[rogelioduron]

Originally posted by syxxpac
I know of one person who says otherwise (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle).

:D

Well, i just loved this site...Thanks syxxpac for the link..i passed on to all my friends and they laughted so much..i even cried...good times.

Michael Myers should say: Jamie Lee...you´re on Scare Tactics.

[Zing!]

Wasn't he supposed to have a line of dialogue in H20 just before Laurie lops off his head, but the powers-that-be chickened out?

[Elgyn]

Originally posted by Zing!
Wasn't he supposed to have a line of dialogue in H20 just before Laurie lops off his head, but the powers-that-be chickened out?

I don`t think I`ve ever heard of that.
I don`t think it was in the original script either.

[XCoRyX]

Originally posted by Zing!
Wasn't he supposed to have a line of dialogue in H20 just before Laurie lops off his head, but the powers-that-be chickened out?

im glad it didn't happen.

[fear's soul]

i know this i9s dumb (dam cleaner makin' me high) what if the way he tortures his victims is by the only way you know he'll kill you is by reading kis mind. like you could see his dammadged soul

girls running mm behind her and she's screaming no not because he's after her, but sh e hears a 6 year old voice saying no, not again, please, don't make me kill her vtoo

[teenkiller]

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[PSU80]

I can't even begin to fathom The Shape uttering a single syllable.