Crystal Lake Spring Cleaning, Copycat Style: Favorite Kills

[X-Nightcrawler]

Favorite kills Jason doesn't apply?

[syxxpac]

I'm assuming the killing of the killers themselves are eligible, yes? If so, mine are:

1) Pamela's decapitation in Part 1. Wicked cool.

2) Jack getting the arrow in the throat in Part 1.

3) Tina getting the gardening shears in the eyes in Part 5.

4) The unlucky fellow in Part 5 (forget his name) who gets the road flare in the mouth.

5) Marcie getting an axe in the head in Part 1. Simple, but it gets the job done.

[LoomisFan]

I REALLY liked the part in Friday the 13th-Part XXXIII: Jason Gets A Boner, when Jason kills that one chick by shoving his dick down her throat, choking her to death!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by LoomisFan
I REALLY liked the part in Friday the 13th-Part XXXIII: Jason Gets A Boner, when Jason kills that one chick by shoving his dick down her throat, choking her to death! You troubled, troubled child. :)

[drdash]

for me it's the sleeping bag death in part 7. a truly classic death.

ciao
drdash

[drdash]

whoops, posted on the wrong board sorry.

ciao
drdash

[LoomisFan]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
You troubled, troubled child. :)
What, X?! Ya wanna share that girl's fate?!......... Didn't fuckin' think so!

[Romero&Juliet]

Originally posted by drdash
for me it's the sleeping bag death in part 7. a truly classic death.




Ditto.

Or cleaver face in part two..

MmMmMmmmmm, or the handstand thing in part three.

[EvilDeadGirl]

So many to list so little time....

Love Kevin Bacon's death in Pt.1. Simple yet effective.

Seeing Pamela Voorhees get her head chopped off in Pt.1 was great. Dramatically done. Niiiiice.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
Ditto.

Or cleaver face in part two..

MmMmMmmmmm, or the handstand thing in part three. All those are Jason applied.

[killuminati003]

favorite deaths that Jason doesnt commit?


hmmm
that fat kids death in part 5.........

the road flare in part 5

[saintofscars]

Kevin Bacon in part 1. Just for the look on his face!:D

[LoomisFan]

Originally posted by saintofscars
Kevin Bacon in part 1. Just for the look on his face!:D
I just got a mental image of Bob Saget showing that death scene on America's Funniest Home Videos and doing some dumbass voice-over like, "I'm Kevin Bacon! I'm lying in bed! Oh, I just got a sharp object in my throat! Look at my face! It's surprised and contorted into an expression of unbelievable pain! Look at the blood gushing from my mouth! I wonder if my family will miss me! Oh, Jesus, I'm too young to die like this! Please, Jesus!"
Meanwhile, all those cocksuckers in the audience laugh like seeing someone in pain is the funniest fucking thing ever.

[teenkiller]

SPOILERS FOR FRIDAY PART 5:

Everyone knows that the best non-JASON kill (with the exception of maybe Mrs. Voorhees) is the uncredited man that Wayne accidentally shoots after he loses his glasses in JASON TAKES MANHATTAN! Sike, no. The best is actually Roy killing Eddie in A NEW BEGINNING. He backs up against a tree and has that head crushing strap wrapped around his eyes. Classic. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[powersauce]

original: axe in the head of Marcie (the hottest of the ladies in the film IMO) and Kevin Bacon
5: Junior - That annoying fuck deserved it as well.,Ethel, and Demon

[!MorganOnyx!]

Originally posted by LoomisFan
I just got a mental image of Bob Saget showing that death scene on America's Funniest Home Videos and doing some dumbass voice-over like, "I'm Kevin Bacon! I'm lying in bed! Oh, I just got a sharp object in my throat! Look at my face! It's surprised and contorted into an expression of unbelievable pain! Look at the blood gushing from my mouth! I wonder if my family will miss me! Oh, Jesus, I'm too young to die like this! Please, Jesus!"
Meanwhile, all those cocksuckers in the audience laugh like seeing someone in pain is the funniest fucking thing ever.

Dude that sounds kick ass! I don't even know who BOB SAGET is (I do think I remember him being mentioned in a RUGRATS episode though??) but I suddenly had this vision of watching that shit on tv!!!

P.S - Watching videos of people other than yourself getting hurt IS the funniest thing ever! :p

[teenkiller]

Bob Saget played Danny Tanner on Full House. He also used to host the video clip show America's Funniest Home Videos. I actually went to his stand up act a couple of months ago and he talked about how he was once sent a video for AFHV where somebody fell like twenty feet onto his head and he watched it for like twenty minutes waiting for the man to get up. He thought somebody had sent him a snuff film. He said later his assistant told him the guy was alright so it was pretty funny. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.