Political quote(s) of the day.

[Tom Samborski]

Inspired by the Lyrics of the Day and Your Quote of the Day threads.

"Read my lips: NO NEW TAXES!" - George Bush :D

[Indiana Sev]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

- Bill Clinton

[countchocula]

"It depends on what your definition of 'is' is."

~ Bill Clinton

[Jon Lyrik]

I was going to set up a Bush-isms thread. :( Damn you. ;)

[JCR]

"The statesman who yields to war fever...is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events."

Winston Churchill

[Benny]

"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning?'"
-Dubya :p

[flowrchild]

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

[Thrizzle]

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.'"
- Bush

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by flowrchild
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

Christ, did he actually say that?

[SLAW]

"What do you say to fellow Democrats who love waht you say, but think you are unelectable?"-Moderator

"I'm electable if you vote for me."-Dennis Kucinich

[Raymond Babbit]

This is a whole poem comprised of Bushisms. Bush actually said all these things:

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

[countchocula]

"Where are all da white women at?"

~ Colin Powell



Okay, I might have made that up.

[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by countchocula
"Where are all da white women at?"

~ Colin Powell



Okay, I might have made that up.

No, I heard that on C-SPAN the other day. He said it ;)

[cstroman]

"How can the government regulate who you love?"
-Babs Streisand

(after which all the pedophiles stood up and applauded and whistled.)

[chilli pepper]

We must stop these terrorist killers......now watch this drive-
G'dubbaya

[Scarface98.9]

"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Howard Dean

[Grebdron]

"Thank you all for coming back. Thanks for your service to the country. And welcome back to the White House. We're really glad you're here. And I know the president is, as well."

This was said BY BUSH, as he was presenting the portraits of Bill and Hilary Clinton.

Dude, you ARE the president.

[Adornado]

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than—I say more Muslims—a lot of Muslims have died—I don't know the exact count—at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."— Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004


Why is this man in office?