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The Postmaster General
06-17-2004, 07:11 PM
For fuck's sake! So this guy with an obvious mental lapse is sensitive to light, and he goes around doing a really bad Sly impression. Then the movie, there are likes scenes missing!

"Hey, you make the next move"

-CUT-

We see the reprucusions of the next move.

The names in this movie were fucking retarded.

My name is Kyra. It used to be Jack. I'm moving down the alphabet, mutherfucker! My name is Dame Vakko! I look like I'm in a 80s video. Rock me Amadaus! Welcome to meet you, Aereon. You're name sounds like Aryan, you crazy ghostly mamajama!

Pew! Pew! Look at Vin Diesel fly! Circus du Soleil, but he kicks ass too. Pew! Pew!

This fight scene sucks! Turn down the volume and speed it up. Thanks. This movie is already 5 1/2 hours long!

Imam!

Why do you kick so much ass Vin Diesel?

Click here to hear why Vin Diesel kicks so much ass. (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2351/sing.wav)

Oh, yeah. And he fights the NecroMongers, because they couldn't think of anything that sounded cool after Necro -- it's all been taken.

This movie made me realize the future will suck.

And that movie Monster was called that because it had a monster rock soundtrack.

So if you are looking for a good time, go see Chronices of Riddick.

Grebdron
06-17-2004, 07:35 PM
Oh, no you di'nt.

You paid good money to see that, Bubba?

I hereby revoke your human being privileges for three days.

Next time the penalty will be much stiffer.

rushmore beauty
06-17-2004, 07:40 PM
I had an absolute blast with this flick, especially the middle section involving the prsion planet which Arrow found to stray too far from the original plot. Anyways, Vin Diesel kicked my ass all over the screen with this epic sequel. Just what I want from a summer action flick, and then some...

The Postmaster General
06-17-2004, 10:56 PM
You paid good money to see that, Bubba?

I hereby revoke your human being privileges for three days.

Next time the penalty will be much stiffer. [/QUOTE]



Hey, don't try me till you know the facts there my old brother.

It's was seen at the drive-in - two cars parked side-by-side with a cooler in the middle. We would heckle the screen and laugh loud enough to get honked at.

Don't turn your backs on the ways of old. $4 car loads can still make any movie worth seeing.



I had an absolute blast with this flick, especially the middle section involving the prsion planet which Arrow found to stray too far from the original plot. Anyways, Vin Diesel kicked my ass all over the screen with this epic sequel. Just what I want from a summer action flick, and then some...



Nah, man. This is an art film if I've ever seen one.

Shockwave
06-18-2004, 01:24 AM
I had an absolute blast with this flick, especially the middle section involving the prsion planet which Arrow found to stray too far from the original plot. Anyways, Vin Diesel kicked my ass all over the screen with this epic sequel. Just what I want from a summer action flick, and then some...

Yeah pretty much the same here, its at least one bright spot in a summer full of shit, so far at least.

I also enjoyed the time spent on the prison planet the most as well.

therealjohng
06-18-2004, 01:54 AM
I enjoyed it for what it was: A mindless action sci-fi flick.

Beeblebrox
06-18-2004, 02:17 AM
Bubba, are you saying your mind wasn't mush before?

;)

The Postmaster General
06-18-2004, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Beeblebrox
Bubba, are you saying your mind wasn't mush before?

;)


I'm wondering whether it's a chicken and the egg thing. (edit: wondering why I thought it looked good)

Oh, and therealjohng, I too enjoyed Riddick for what it was: A flaming piece of shit!

echo_bravo
06-18-2004, 06:53 PM
"Rock me Amadaus!"

LOL you made my day

The Postmaster General
06-19-2004, 09:34 AM
Because I can't sing or dance. A! O!

therealjohng
06-19-2004, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Oh, and therealjohng, I too enjoyed Riddick for what it was: A flaming piece of shit!



So you like to watch shit then.

The Postmaster General
06-19-2004, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by therealjohng
So you like to watch shit then.


http://www.ecrannoir.fr/stars/us/images/ljackson02.jpg

Check out the big brain on therealjohng. You one smart motherfucker.




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