The Postmaster General
06-17-2004, 07:11 PM
For fuck's sake! So this guy with an obvious mental lapse is sensitive to light, and he goes around doing a really bad Sly impression. Then the movie, there are likes scenes missing!
"Hey, you make the next move"
-CUT-
We see the reprucusions of the next move.
The names in this movie were fucking retarded.
My name is Kyra. It used to be Jack. I'm moving down the alphabet, mutherfucker! My name is Dame Vakko! I look like I'm in a 80s video. Rock me Amadaus! Welcome to meet you, Aereon. You're name sounds like Aryan, you crazy ghostly mamajama!
Pew! Pew! Look at Vin Diesel fly! Circus du Soleil, but he kicks ass too. Pew! Pew!
This fight scene sucks! Turn down the volume and speed it up. Thanks. This movie is already 5 1/2 hours long!
Imam!
Why do you kick so much ass Vin Diesel?
Click here to hear why Vin Diesel kicks so much ass. (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2351/sing.wav)
Oh, yeah. And he fights the NecroMongers, because they couldn't think of anything that sounded cool after Necro -- it's all been taken.
This movie made me realize the future will suck.
And that movie Monster was called that because it had a monster rock soundtrack.
So if you are looking for a good time, go see Chronices of Riddick.
"Hey, you make the next move"
-CUT-
We see the reprucusions of the next move.
The names in this movie were fucking retarded.
My name is Kyra. It used to be Jack. I'm moving down the alphabet, mutherfucker! My name is Dame Vakko! I look like I'm in a 80s video. Rock me Amadaus! Welcome to meet you, Aereon. You're name sounds like Aryan, you crazy ghostly mamajama!
Pew! Pew! Look at Vin Diesel fly! Circus du Soleil, but he kicks ass too. Pew! Pew!
This fight scene sucks! Turn down the volume and speed it up. Thanks. This movie is already 5 1/2 hours long!
Imam!
Why do you kick so much ass Vin Diesel?
Click here to hear why Vin Diesel kicks so much ass. (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2351/sing.wav)
Oh, yeah. And he fights the NecroMongers, because they couldn't think of anything that sounded cool after Necro -- it's all been taken.
This movie made me realize the future will suck.
And that movie Monster was called that because it had a monster rock soundtrack.
So if you are looking for a good time, go see Chronices of Riddick.