Return to Horror High

[RogueSpear]

**Some minor spoilers possible**

I'll admit it, I wasn't expecting a lot with this movie. I only rented it to see a young George Clooney get what's been coming to him for a long time now. However, I figured the movie would be passable fare at the least. Nope. Not even close.

The story sucks. The actors suck. The gore isn't all that spectacular. The plot makes no sense. The ending makes no sense. The gratuitious nudity was just that... gratuitious. Spend some time getting together a decent script instead of focusing on which slut you're going to get to show her cans. Seriously, this baby is one of the worst. Oh, and let's not forget a horny Marcia Brady rubbing her tits. Yeah, that fits into the plot real well.

Eh, I'm done ranting. This movie sucks. Watch at your own risk.

3/10

[adamjohnson]

Eh, this is pretty funny though.

Shoot, I only paid liek a dollar for this movie, along with Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

[Jason13thh]

I must be probably the only-one on the board who actually likes this slasher.
The ending *******SPOILER*********works better than in Slaughter High***********END OF SPOILER**********

[countchocula]

A mess of a movie. The multiple endings gave me an ulcer the size of a gerbil. I never thought I'd say this about any genre film, but it should have been a routine, pedestrian slasher. It tries way too hard to be witty (or whatever the writers perceived as "witty").

[Gluttony]

I still like this movie. Silly fun with a light tone and some fun jokes that poke at a beloved genre. I also liked some of the actors and the multiple twists got it right at least once.

It's like that song by what's his name. "One out of six ain't bad." Or some such thing.

6 out of 10

[Saruman]

I thought it was below average. My dad me bought my the dvd from the bargain bin. Since I got it for free I'm happy with it.