Long Schlong Farrell Gets Cut

[SykkBoy]

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#2

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.

[outsyder]

Originally posted by SykkBoy
The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable.



Sounds like fun for the whole family.

[APzombie]

Better than "The woman were stunned and the men were ashamed." ;)

[KcMsterpce]

I guess Jim Morrison once said it right:

grown men were weeping... policemen were handing in their badges...

That's some hot stuff!!

Now I wish I Farrell. At least from the waste down... :(

[Scarface98.9]

Irish. Heavy drinker. Lots of casual sex. Good actor. Not a victim of the Irish curse. Down to earth, funny guy.

I'm only the first part. Why couldn't I have some of that gene pool? :(

[Jess]

Originally posted by SykkBoy
Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood.


Heh.

Today, I can only imagine it. Tomorrow, I may be able to see it. *drools*

Yes, I can only dream of being "transfixed by his manhood", for a better lack of words.

[sharkstank]

some guys have all the luck. i like how farrell DEMANDED the scenes be on the dvd
i could imagine him yelling 'THEY MUST SEE MY MASSIVE SCHLONG!'
what an ego boost that would be. being in a theattre, your nude scene comes up, and a huge gasp echoes thru the room.

i wonder how britney handled...um.....it
lucky bastard

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tweek]

No wonder he's so cocky.
badum-tsss!


being in a theattre, your nude scene comes up, and a huge gasp echoes thru the room.

that's a better reaction than:

-nude scene-
collective gasp then: "What the hell is that?!?!?!?"

[sharkstank]

Originally posted by Tweek
that's a better reaction than:

-nude scene-
collective gasp then: "What the hell is that?!?!?!?"

LOL, oh so true

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Joshmo]

I wonder who is bigger....

Ewan McGregger or Collin Farrell?

DUELING COCKS! :D

[BorderEevilIII]

Its not like Colin gave us a peek what he has down there before... ;)

Just loop THAT scence from this movie & maybe the cut scence will show up on the directors cut :D

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000068TTP.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Patrick Bateman]

So old "Bullseye" is packing huh?

Well as the saying goes....

"We're all blessed with one special thing."
;)

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by Patrick Bateman


Well as the saying goes....

"We're all blessed with one special thing."
;)

Well thats not fair because he has 3 special things. He is extremely good looking, he is a talented actor, and he has a large knob. It is people like him who are greedy with "special things" that make it hard for me to have a "special thing". Damn you Colin!!!

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by SykkBoy
"All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable.

Story of my life...

[echo_bravo]

These film bosses are complete morons. If they left the nude scene in, then that would create a shitload of buzz and word of mouth which would equal a shitload of women and gay men wanting to see the film. Morons but oh well not my movie.

[quoth_the_raven]

Thank god for that...My girlfriend likes him far to much as it is ;)

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by Mentiroso
Well thats not fair because he has 3 special things. He is extremely good looking, he is a talented actor, and he has a large knob. It is people like him who are greedy with "special things" that make it hard for me to have a "special thing". Damn you Colin!!!

Don't be so HARD on yourself, Mentiroso. You have one special thing that's EYE-CATCHING, ACTIVE and WELL-SIZED...

Your avatar! Tee-hee! ;)

[therealjohng]

Wasn't Farrell spotted standing outside of a penis enlarging shop in LA like 6 months ago? I coulda swore someone started a thread on that in this forum....

[electriclite]

Bless his heart for demanding the scene be included in the DVD!:D

The man knows his audience;)



I kinda find this news funny since in most interviews he's done, whenever he mentions his package he's mentioned the Irish curse and is always self-deprecating about it.

A modest boy in one way I guess;)

[Jaywrx]

I'm not saying I'm the man or whatever, but in Tigerland his manhood was small...lol it was, even he admitted it was on a talk show (I think it was Conan, not sure), the ladies were probably just shocked that he actually shows it then the actually size...

Or maybe it got bigger over the last four years...

Or maybe I'm just such a man that anything will look small to me ;) :p

[Scarface98.9]

I wish I found this news item first so I could title the topic "Colin Farrel's Schlong Circumsized from new movie"

[Patrick Bateman]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
I wish I found this news item first so I could title the topic "Colin Farrel's Schlong Circumsized from new movie"

LOL Scarface

I know what you mean, Jaywrx. Where I work, I have this girlfriend, and shes really into Colin. As well as all these celeb, gossip magazines, and she even said that Colin admits that he's small.

I guess he's one of those people who likes to use reverse psychology?

"I thought you said you were hung like a baby?"

"Oh I am baby, 7 pounds, 8 ounces!" :cool:

[Gregorious8]

You would think they'd use his penis as a gimmick to get people to go see the film.

"Step right up folks, and see the true luck of the Irish"

[Twisted Sister]

Guess it was too much for the audience to take in.

Ba-Da-DUM!!!!