No Pussy Til AFTER The Fucking Movie...

[SkyNet]

short one:

I saw Dodgeball for the second time tonight (fuckin still great) and next to my friend was 2 people that wouldnt shut up... and the dude (guy n a girl) kept on trying to get the girl to blow him or give him a hand job.. or just fuck him right there on the spot.

And she was like No No (in a giggly way) and he kept on going... i seriously wanted to just be like "NO FUCKING PUSSY TIL U GET HOME... U FUCKING COCK"

pry not an everyday occurance.. just sumptin that annoyed the shit out of me

[sharkstank]

HA!

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[adamjohnson]

Yeah, but its great












What?...

[BorderEevilIII]

A girl that I used to work w/ told me that when she saw the re-release of Star Wars at this one theater she said she saw a couple getting FREAKY during the movie. I said to myself....WHAT THE HELL when I heard that.... Hey if its a porn movie then its typical.

Too bad I wasn't there. If I had a flashlight I would be flashing the light on their sorry asses. ;)

[jaw2929]

LOL that's classic :)

[The Postmaster General]

Were these teens? If so, that's cool with me, because when I was a teen, there was no where else for me to get my freak on, minus the occassional school dance, field trips, assemblies, or when the parents aren't home.

Power to the people!

You should have kicked their seat.

[Saruman]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
A girl that I used to work w/ told me that when she saw the re-release of Star Wars at this one theater she said she saw a couple getting FREAKY during the movie.

One of my fantasies is for a woman to go down on me while I watch Star Wars. Someday.....

[KcMsterpce]

Next time that happens, just ask them if you can join.

If they say 'no', then tell them that you're telling on them to management. Then, if you really feel like it, you can whip it out and ask them if they're sure about saying no.

[Murderous Squad]

I got head at a movie once it was no good i couldn't concentrate on either the movie or well you know....

[Addi88]

SkyNet, you should've sacked him hard and said "Hey, there's your hand job, dick."


:D

[SkyNet]

ive done shit at the movies... im sure most people have.. but it wasnt a crowded theater with people sitting RIGHT THE FUCK next to me!

And these werent teenagers.. these were like 20 year olds.. and i knew the girl like jUST got off work from like star bucks or sum shit.. she had an apron on...

i swear if there woulda been hand job action goin on.. and sum of the "Filling" got on me... there'd have been a rumble!

[thedudeman69]

I sat in one of the back rows and had sex with my girlfriend while the movie played, guess what movie it was? SHOWGIRLS!

[BananaDancer]

Word to the wise.

Large popcorn bucket, with a hole in the bottom.

You can all figure the rest out.



Not the classiest of moves but it helps keep it PG-13 in the theaters. Discretion so you don't ruin the movie for everyone else.

[SkyNet]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
I sat in one of the back rows and had sex with my girlfriend while the movie played, guess what movie it was? SHOWGIRLS!

its like i said tho... there is no way the theater was full for Showgirls! Plus when a movie sucks that bad... its understandable to find other means of entertainment!

Word to the wise.

Large popcorn bucket, with a hole in the bottom.

You can all figure the rest out.



Not the classiest of moves but it helps keep it PG-13 in the theaters. Discretion so you don't ruin the movie for everyone else..


well.. for some of us all we need is a small popcorn bucket.... cuts down on the cost!!

[outsyder]

By any chance, were you in this theatre?

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/3448261/detail.html


Apparently, going all the way was too far, so they got arrested. Bazzzzzing!:D

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
I sat in one of the back rows and had sex with my girlfriend while the movie played, guess what movie it was? SHOWGIRLS!


I HATE to ask.........
Was it the....

"R" or the "NC-17" :D


Iquiring Schmoes Wanna Know ;)

http://www.kinematrix.net/testi/showgirls.jpg

[Lindsey]

You can only get away with hand jobs and blow jobs in the verrrry back cornor.

;)

[syxxpac]

Hey, Lindsey. Wanna go to a movie sometime? I'm buyin'.

:D

[thedudeman69]

it was the R

[adamjohnson]

Originally posted by syxxpac
Hey, Lindsey. Wanna go to a movie sometime? I'm buyin'.

:D

Not if I get her first ya bastard!



:D

[Scarface98.9]

Shoulda sat right behind them, get a jacket, put it over your lower regions, and move your hand around so it sounds like you're wanking. If they notice and ask you to stop it, just look and say you're busy with what you're doing, and for them to keep doing what they're doing. If all goes well, they'll leave :)

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by Saruman
One of my fantasies is for a woman to go down on me while I watch Star Wars. Someday.....

Too true Saruman, too true but my fantasy involves her wearing the slave leia costume (oh yeah)

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
Shoulda sat right behind them, get a jacket, put it over your lower regions, and move your hand around so it sounds like you're wanking. If they notice and ask you to stop it, just look and say you're busy with what you're doing, and for them to keep doing what they're doing. If all goes well, they'll leave :)

LOL! Classic mood breaker.

[BananaDancer]

Originally posted by SkyNet



well.. for some of us all we need is a small popcorn bucket.... cuts down on the cost!!


I was just trying to make myself feel better by saying large. :rolleyes:

[LoomisFan]

Yeah...
Sorry I ruined your movie, SkyNet...:D

[Fisting Ackbar]

Originally posted by SkyNet
she had an apron on...

The guy probably figured that he could clean up the mess with that, which is why he was acting so bold.

[Succubus]

There's a time and a place to get your freak on. I'm open-minded when it comes to sex, but please - just don't indulge in sticky fumblings about six inches from my head.

There's nothing more unpleasant than muffled groans and girlish giggles overriding the surround sound.

More often than not, the couples in question have snuck into arty films that they think will be empty - when I went to see 'Leo' (and I feel like I was the only person in the world that saw it...), the cinema was empty aside from myself and a friend, and an amorous couple in the back row. We were sat in the middle, they were right in the back corner, and we could still hear every sordid detail.

Cinemas - the voyeur's paradise.

[Neesh]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
You should have kicked their seat.
Ha!

[DRbeauty]

I HEARD this guy fingering this girl at a movie once. They were right behind me. So I turned around and asked him to give his finger a rest so I can enjoy the movie. They left, and I was happy.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by DRbeauty
I HEARD this guy fingering this girl at a movie once. They were right behind me. So I turned around and asked him to give his finger a rest so I can enjoy the movie. They left, and I was happy.

You "HEARD"!?

Jesus, it must've been like a clowns pocket!

What happened to a good old fashioned shag over the kitchen sideboard? Or an inebriated quickie in yer next door neighbours garden...surrounded by tab ends, nettles and discarded fish 'n' chip wrappers?

I'm all for risqué...but what you're talking about is just plain manky.

[Adornado]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
You "HEARD"!?

Jesus, it must've been like a clowns pocket!

Take a jar of vaseline and stick your hand in and out several times. Squish-squash, squish-squash.

...that was naughty.

[DRbeauty]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
You "HEARD"!?

Jesus, it must've been like a clowns pocket!

What happened to a good old fashioned shag over the kitchen sideboard? Or an inebriated quickie in yer next door neighbours garden...surrounded by tab ends, nettles and discarded fish 'n' chip wrappers?

I'm all for risqué...but what you're talking about is just plain manky.

Thanks to you I need a new computer. Clowns pocket?!? HAH

[przybyla]

joblo's porno club

[Haddonfield]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
You "HEARD"!?

Jesus, it must've been like a clowns pocket!



LMFA:D


Thats just wrong on so many levels.

:)