Im gonna see _____ because ____ is hot!!! Dumbest shit ever

[Raul Duke]

I hate people that go to see movies b/c it has a hot girl in it. "Why would I see Catwoman? b/c Halle Berry is hot" so what, the movie will undoubtably suck donkey balls, its not worth it. Anyway with the internet today, you can see the scenes with the "hotness" all over the place 2 days later. "Man, Barb Wire was a sick movie, b/c Pam is so hot" please shut the hell up

[TheDeadWalk]

This would be cool for the rant forum.



I agree. I argue with my friend everyday who wants to buy Charlie's Angels 2 because there are some hot bitches in it. He mentions that if you watch the first one with a big enough screen you can see Cameron Diaz's tits.

To my friend, I say grow the fuck up you pussy and get some real porn, you're 23 years old I think its time you get off of the fuckin ludes and buy some real jerk off material.

[sharkstank]

come on, its another reason to see movies. and since i see EVERYTHING, it helps some films.
why else do u think i saw 'honey?" or 'crossraods?' wasnt the scripts

and i know MANY people saw swordfish because of ms. berries berries. or road trip over and over again for any smart

it is bad though when people say the movie is good for that sole reason. that sucks. but its fine to see the movie for that. its the american way:)

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by sharkstank
why else do u think i saw 'honey?" or 'crossraods?' wasnt the scripts

Give this man a medal. :D

[outsyder]

This is exactly why I won't see Catwoman OR Elektra.

Good idea for a rant.

[jaw2929]

Ive gotta say this is a weak rant... Hot chicks enhance movies like Crossroads, etc. as someone already mentioned... It's also why I see anything that has Mandi Moore in it, or Angelina Jolie (Beyond Borders was severely lacking, although it could've been worse)

[Cunning Visions]

I don't get it...why pay to see a movie you know will be shitty just because the actor/actress is "Hot' when you can see pics of them on the internet for free?? :D

[gyro_44]

You have just described my roommate. Only the situation is reversed, because she is female.

The main criteria for deciding whether a movie is good or not is whether there are any hot guys in it.

[The Postmaster General]

I watch movies because the lead actress is hot.

But really, is that the dumbest shit you've ever heard me say?

I think not.

Some of the ones -

Drop Dead Gorgeous
She's The One (which subsequently got me to watch Brother's McMullin)

Shoot there's more, but I'm realizing they all involve Cameron Diaz, or Kirsten Dunst, so I'll just stop now.


The thing is - How can you possibly see the Catwoman movie trailer and not realize that entire movie is all about Halle being hot and in a cat suit.

I mean, if you think the movie's about something more, then be my guest to lie to yourself all you want.

And shit -- Just look at SIMPLE LIFE. That show doesn't do so well because people want to find out what will happen to these two richies. Hell no. Men watch it because the leads are hot, and women watch it hoping to see the leads screw up and make asses of their hot selves.

Blah. Who cares why people see movies? As long as there are people to talk about movies, it really doesn't matter to me.

Now, if you had a bunch of closet pervs, who won't talk about movies, because they only saw it for a low-grade kick -- then I'll start complaining right along side you.

In short, Mr. Duke, I think your rant needs some pictures of hot girls.

:)

[Grebdron]

I am confused though.

Wasn't Catwoman a bad character?

Now she's a superhero?

Meh, I won't watch it anyway.

But I did sit through that turd The Astronaut's Wife because Charlize was in it.

[Jess]

You know, sometimes I'm like that, sometimes I'm not. I'll take a current example to elaborate...Why do you think I saw Troy? Certainly not to sit on my ass for 2+ hours and worship the Cox (even though I did wake up whenever he was on screen). No, I saw Troy for Orlando Bloom's hotness, just like every other girl that was in the movie theatre. But here's another, why do I want to see Napoleon Dynamite? There aren't any hot guys in it, but it looks GOOD and that's why I want to spend 8 bucks to watch it.

It just depends on the movie. Some boring pieces of shit, like Troy, rely on the hotness of the actors in it, male and female. Do you honestly think that Troy would have been a success if, say, Lorenzo Lamas and Pee Wee Herman were in it? Hell no. Looks sell movies so it's no wonder why some people only see certain movies because there are hotties in it.

I mean, why do you think a horror aficionado such as myself saw The Notebook? Certainly not for the love story. ;)

[cstroman]

big enough screen you can see Cameron Diaz's tits.

That's a big fucking screen.

But I did sit through that turd The Astronaut's Wife because Charlize was in it.

Sorry, but you'd need the Hubble to see hers. Charlize "Washboard" Theron.

[The Postmaster General]

The key thing I'm on is: how do you really know a movie is bad until you see it?

What better reason to see a movie that you aren't interested in, other than some celebrity that you like is attached to it.

I hardly see the difference between seeing a movie because of a hot director, and seeing a movie because of a hot actress.

That director probably got the job because he was hot, and the actress got the job because she was hot.

Think about it - how many of us watched CAST AWAY, because we like Guy Ritchie? Hell, I've even heard some people try to say it was good.

Again, I think the fact that people see movies will always outweight why they see it.

[mr pants]

Originally posted by sharkstank


and i know MANY people saw swordfish because of ms. berries berries. or road trip over and over again for any smart



hey now, road trip is a great movie :D

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by cstroman
Sorry, but you'd need the Hubble to see hers. Charlize "Washboard" Theron.

Perfect body. Simply perfect. Doesn't need bigger tits.

[cstroman]

Think about it - how many of us watched CAST AWAY, because we like Guy Ritchie? Hell, I've even heard some people try to say it was good.

Uh....I think you meant SWEPT Away since CAST AWAY is the Tom Hanks film with Wilson the silent actor.

[cstroman]

Perfect body. Simply perfect.

Yeah, for a guy ;)

[Tweek]

Heh, Charlize said she kept on some of her "Monster" weight because of boob-age.


and nichole ritchie and paris hilton aren't hot. they're skanks! the line between that seems confusing apparently...

[Mog]

Let's not forget Coyote Ugly. What a half-assed story with lame-ass music and annoying acting. But god DAMN are those bitches hot. I saw it 3 times in theaters. No lie.



Jerry Bruckheimer's my hero,
Mog

[Jon Lyrik]

I don't see a film just because of hot women. But if I was dragged to an awful movie, a foxy nude woman could heal the torture.

[sharkstank]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Perfect body. Simply perfect. Doesn't need bigger tits.

exactly greb

and i do like road trip, but thats the part i enjoy the most:D

and bubbastrangelove is right, how do u know its not good b4 u see it.?

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Grim H.]

This reminds me of the time I was at work, and I was ushering at a theater. And some lady walks in and she says "Which way to Brad Pitt?"

Now, obviously, she was referring to the movie Troy. But, the way she said it, I knew it didn't matter to her what she was seeing, as long as it had Brad Pitt in it.

After trying not to laugh, and politely directing her to the movie, I muttered to myself, "He's right inside, waiting to give you a kiss."

I meet a lot of weird people at this job...

[Tweek]

oh lord.
that woman should be given a royal caning

but she'd probably ask for brad p. to give it to her.




And it's people that think a movie looks like crap, but will go to see it because of a hot actor and a hot actor only that boils my water the most.

[Squid Vicious]

I happen to be guilty of this crime. I saw The Girl Next Door for the sole reason that Elisha Cuthbert is the HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. She's really the only reason I give the movie 3/10.

[Succubus]

I don't think it's the stupid utterance ever - the majority of mainstream films are marketed on their starpower now, and actors that are usually the product of starpower are goodlooking.

As wrong as it seems, Hollywood is brimming with pretty faces because those faces have to be broadcast on a twenty-foot screen for two hours. A lot of stars now have to have the whole package - the ability to carry a film and (more importantly, some would say) the ability to look good.

You can't really expect people to not go and see a film because it has a goodlooking lead. And as Jess says - would you go and see 'Troy' if it had unremarkable, plain leads? Even the most anti-pretty boy moviegoers would have to admit that the aesthetic quality of the leads had something to do with the appeal.

I know for a fact that I will go and see any film Christopher Walken is in. I say this because he is my favourite actor, and also I find him attractive (shut up in the back). I am fully aware that he has made some really dud films, but so what? I find him remarkable to watch. Nothing wrong with that.

[Neesh]

I'd see a movie just because a particular hot actress was in it. But not in the theatres at a cost of $10 .... fuck that. I aint that desparate. I wait until those movies are out on DVD, rent 'em, or buy them used real cheap. More bang for the buck that way.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Succubus
And as Jess says - would you go and see 'Troy' if it had unremarkable, plain leads? .


i find orlando bloom hideous and i went to see troy
of course, i walked out halfway through and went into the day after tomorrow

[bob]

I'm well enough off so that most of the actresses I find attractive also happen to be fantastic actresses, so the problem doesn't come up that often.

[The Postmaster General]

Originally posted by cstroman
Uh....


You stoned again cstroman?




Anyway - Yeah, SWEPT AWAY -- How many people saw that movie because of Guy Ritchie?

How many watched the Psycho remake because of Gus Van Sant?

I just want to know how it is different to watch a movie that looks shitty because the actress is hot, and watching it because the director kicks ass.

There is no difference, and that's why no one has answered the question yet.

Unless cstroman is the only one "with it" enough to realize I meant SWEPT AWAY, and all of you were scratching your head going.... "Guy Ritchie directed Cast Away? Well, that doesn't make a point bubba, because I didn't even know he directed it. I just saw it because Tom Hanks RAWKS!"

LOL. I really doubt that is the case.

In short, it's not the "Dumbest shit ever". For that, I vote in favor of the me not getting the Jack Ryan comment in the politics forum.

[TheDeadWalk]

People that favor directors favor them because they have made movies that they thought kicked ass.

Watching a film for an actor or actress because you feel that Actor X is a damn good actor, I feel falls into the above statement as well.

However, watching a film not on any merits other than because Actor X 'iz a hottie' is a whole different ballgame to me.

It reminds me so much of the people who listen to 50 cent and buy his CDs simply on the merits that he was shot nine times. Or on the IMDB board where people were complaining about the acting talents of Heather Graham, only to be retorted with comments such as 'so wut dude shes hot'.

There's plenty of porn out there that feature a blond, an Asian, and a chunky hermaphrodite all in the same film. Shell out a few bucks more, and you'll get to see them fornicate with Siamese twin midgets who perform fellatio while dry humping a 50 pound burrito with Peter North inside.

[Scully1888]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Shoot there's more, but I'm realizing they all involve Cameron Diaz, or Kirsten Dunst, so I'll just stop now.

I laughed at this thread originally until I saw this post, and realised that I too am guilty of this action, by goin gto see every Kirsten Dunst film released.

Eternal Sunshine? Yup.
Spiderman? Mmm Hmm.
Mona Lisa Smile? You bet.

Why is this? Simply because she is a GOD.

Bring on Wimbledon! :D

[Lady Stardust]

Originally posted by Raul Duke
I hate people that go to see movies b/c it has a hot girl in it. "Why would I see Catwoman? b/c Halle Berry is hot" so what, the movie will undoubtably suck donkey balls, its not worth it. Anyway with the internet today, you can see the scenes with the "hotness" all over the place 2 days later. "Man, Barb Wire was a sick movie, b/c Pam is so hot" please shut the hell up

yeah i agree with you i didn't watch van helsing just to see
hugh jackman i saw that movie cause i'm a fan of dracula

[NuclearMisfit]

When i went to see Episode 2, behind me and my friends were this mob of teenage girls and everytime Hayden said something or did something theyd all go awwwwww.

Fucking Teenie Boppers. :mad:

[BHZD11]

Any heterosexual male that wouldn't see a movie for the hot women even if they knew it was going to be lame is NOT a heterosexual male...IMO

the only reason i saw Crossroads was for Britney in...well you know

how many of you went to see or rented Wild Things because you thought it looked good? I didn't think so

I have yet to see The Girl Next Door but believe me I want to...and no not because it looks like a funny film but because I want to stare hot honeys for however long the movie is

the fact of the matter is most movies you go to see JUST for the fine peices of ass....chicks do the same thing for guys although i find that sickening *looks at lesbian porn*......yeah that's right

[Nice Marmot]

Amen! I hate it when people do this.

I know people that think the same way when it comes to buying CDs. "Duuuuh, hey, I'll buy this no-talent's music just because she looks like a super model w/ implants, droool!!!"

MORONS!

[chinton]

I remember I went to a screening of Catwoman and in the focous group the guys rated it excellent not because it was good but becuase Berry was hot

[bigred760]

How hot a person (in my case, how hot a woman is) shouldn't be criteria for watching a movie, especially in the theatre.
Attractiveness doesn't mean the chick can act - just look at Glitter, Catwoman, and Crossroads. All the leads in these flicks I would consider extremely HOT, but I've only seen clips of all three and almost gagged on how bad they were.

Don't get me wrong, nudity helps, but if the ladies decide to keep their clothes on, count me even more less interested in the flick.
Plus, there's always the interent.

[rushmore beauty]

I am usually against this too, but I myself gave into it just last night...even though I had already seen it in theatres, I watched The Girl Next Door again just because Elisha Cuthbert is so damn hot...plus I liked the movie...

[ERIN_LoJ]

A friend of mine is like this. She loves certain movies, focusing on who she thinks is "hot" in it. Ive shown her movies she liked but that didnt really have "hot" people in it, and she never liked them much because of that. You're not watching a movie to see a freakin beauty show, for crying out loud! If I suggest a movie to her, she asks who's in it and if they're "hot"

[Jess]

Originally posted by ERIN_LoJ
A friend of mine is like this. She loves certain movies, focusing on who she thinks is "hot" in it. Ive shown her movies she liked but that didnt really have "hot" people in it, and she never liked them much because of that. You're not watching a movie to see a freakin beauty show, for crying out loud! If I suggest a movie to her, she asks who's in it and if they're "hot"

Okay, well that's just stupid. I mean, you gotta have something outside the hotness. If I liked movies with only hot guys in 'em, I'd like some pretty crappy movies. It's good to broaden your horizons and go see some movies with the 'unstandard' leads...like Napoleon Dynamite...which I still haven't seen...yet, or Garden State, which I also haven't seen...YET, cause those movies look good and there's no hot guys in 'em. So there you go.

And I take back what I said about Orlando Bloom being hot. He's not. It's all about the Cox.

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Raul Duke
I hate people that go to see movies b/c it has a hot girl in it. "Why would I see Catwoman? b/c Halle Berry is hot" so what, the movie will undoubtably suck donkey balls, its not worth it. Anyway with the internet today, you can see the scenes with the "hotness" all over the place 2 days later. "Man, Barb Wire was a sick movie, b/c Pam is so hot" please shut the hell up

so, you're saying that Rosie O'Donell in a catsuit (with a better plot) would have got your money?
;-))

[outsyder]

Originally posted by SykkBoy
so, you're saying that Rosie O'Donell in a catsuit (with a better plot) would have got your money?
;-))


But can she act? NO.

Maybe this would explain why so many people were willing to see Kathy Bates naked in hot tub.


Speaking of this subject, the Elektra trailer came out today, and yes, Jennifer Garner is still hot. But will I spend my hard earned cash to see this movie because of that? No.

[<3mekthx]

hahah...funny subject. I went to see Mean Girls for this very reason :)

[Mr. Fancy Pants]

Anna Paquin does the trick for me.