Uwe Boll: Master Poet

[Gambers]

Have you guys seen this (http://www.alone-in-the-dark.com/news/news6.htm) yet?

How the fuck in DAWN OF THE DEAD is coming the fat woman and the other people from the inside of the truck in the mall? How they are coming later back in the tunnel from the house of the sniper?

Hilarious

[Adornado]

:(

Don't yell at me Uwe...please....

[Scarface98.9]

Was I the only one who laughed that he bragged about having 11000 cuts in 13 minutes?

[Raoul Duke]

Uwe Boll, shut your dirty mouth. You're damn lucky you weren't declared an enemy of the state and executed on your front lawn for House of the Dead.

[syxxpac]

Hey, Boll...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive14.jpg

[Fisting Ackbar]

Uwe Boll wrote:
KANADA

http://members.lycos.nl/anonymousjohn/frilllaugh.jpg

[chasingbanky]

The only thing worse then House of the dead is Uwe Boll's grammer..........BAH DUM BUM (:D)

[Mr. Fred Krueger]

The guy's a tard who can't take criticism for his shitty movie.

There's good cheesy movies and there's bad cheesy movies.


House was a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD cheesy movie. A frickin zombie sword fight. Gimme a break.

[jeo4]

Originally posted by Fisting Ackbar
http://members.lycos.nl/anonymousjohn/frilllaugh.jpg

This has to be the best burn pic I've seen in months.

On topic, who the fuck is Uwe Boll to open his yap? Has he actually done any decent films yet?

[sharkstank]

Originally posted by Raoul Duke
Uwe Boll, shut your dirty mouth. You're damn lucky you weren't declared an enemy of the state and executed on your front lawn for House of the Dead.

i agree with that.

and no scarface, u most definately werent the only one who laughed at that. i wept during house of the dead (zero stars) the worst movie of 2003.

can anybody actually decipher that quote, what the fuck is he talking about?

WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jess]

Attempted by Uwe Boll, movie ruiner:
And for BLOODRAYNE what we do this summer - we have a great script from Guin Turner (she co-wrote AMERICAN PSYCHO) and we will deliver a movie way better as VAN HELSING was (much darker and more brutal).

Way better as Van Helsing, eh? So this means that Bloodrayne's actually gonna be a good movie?

[adamjohnson]

Originally posted by sharkstank
can anybody actually decipher that quote, what the fuck is he talking about?



I tried to after you said that and just started laughing because its so impossible!

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by Jess
Way better as Van Helsing, eh? So this means that Bloodrayne's actually gonna be a good movie?
A good movie from Uwe Boll? You expect too much from him methinks ;)

[outsyder]

I'm sure whatever he was smoking while writing that was illegal.

[TheJadedGamer]

I didn't understand half of the shit Uwe typed. Something about bitching how the horror community hates House of the Dead (good comedy movie, fucking hilarious 4/10), ranting about the Dawn of the Dead remake, and something about how his next movie is going to be awesome.

Yeah, the world is going to go to hell.

[Saruman]

You know how some people can tell the future by looking at their tea leaves in their cup of tea? Well, I can tell the future by looking at my shit in the toilet.

* looks at turds *

It appears that anything Uwe Boll has anything to do with will suck dead moose balls and ultimately make you sick to your stomach for wasting your money on it.

[Jess]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
A good movie from Uwe Boll? You expect too much from him methinks ;)

C'mon! I'm sure once his skills are honed, he'll be a super dee duper director man! Until then, Van Helsing sucks.

[Twisted Sister]

Wow - he put up a rant that rivaled any I've read here on the boards. Thanks for being such a little bitch, Boll. Props.

Does anyone else remember seeing trailers for this piece of garbage? There were no lame-ass game-based graphics in them. It was only AFTER I rented this corn-flecked doglog that I found those nuggets of mini-excrement. This turkey was an asschunk feast, and I don't know what that illiterate spaz was thinking when he compared it to Resident Evil.

Boll deserves all the negative press he's getting and more.

Ass.

Bastard.

Cornhole.

Grrrrrrrr.

[Grim H.]

Uwe Boll is a disgrace to the film industry. If he didn't make such shitty movies maybe he would have more right to complain, but as it stands he's an incompetent fool.

Uwe Boll, you suck at life!

[syxxpac]

A thought just occurred to me: why is a story on Uwe Boll in the Celebrities forum?

[Grim H.]

Originally posted by syxxpac
A thought just occurred to me: why is a story on Uwe Boll in the Celebrities forum?


BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Attention Uwe Boll:

YOU GOT SERVED!

[Buck Turgidson]

As I wrote on another board, that reads like a speech the Coens might have written for the Nihilists from The Big Lebowski.

[Damned Martian]

Uwe Boll wrote:
That I make movies is not a result of VITAMIN B is is the result of my work and my dicipline and my talent.
Yes, they're the result of your talent. No talent = Shitty movie.
Anyway, good for you that you have reached this status all by yourself. I just wish the same thing happens again, now to someone with at least a minimum of skills.

PS: start taking Vitamin B, please :D

[pyscho dude]

Even though I enjoyed House of the dead, man this Uwe Boll sure is an idiot. I also couldn't understand alot of what he was saying. Underworld was good man.

[kungfuchris]

House of the dead is one of those movies that if you watch with other people you start to get embarassed because it is fucking idiotic.

Splicing in video game footage...what the hell was he thinking. I wonder if he is going to do the same for alone in the dark.