Un-Fucking-Believable

[GoldenGhost]

Jesus wept, this is hell. Listen to this, it's mind boggling...

There's a new flickie on the way, kids! It's called Hum Kaun Hai? I stumbled along this new Indy flick over at IMDB, and the plot is astonishingly identical to the Nicole Kidman film The Others.

Read this...

In an isolated brick mansion set amidst thick woods and mist, live Sandra Williams and her two children Sarah and David. Sandra's husband Major Frank John Williams is in the army and at war. There has been no news of him for a while. The three servants, Mrs. Pinto (the nanny), Edgar (the gardener), and Maria (the help), are employed by the Williams. The servants are strictly briefed about the quaint rules of the house and obey the orders diligently. They move around the house in soft steps and darkness adding to that sinister feel of the film. Sandra feels that it is necessary to deal with the strange happenings in the house and goes to consult with Father D'Souza. On the way she is shocked when she runs into her husband Frank. Frank is in a dazed state and seems to be delusional. The family is thrilled on Frank's return. During the reunion of the kids with their father, Sarah shares a secret with her father that leaves Frank aghast. It is then that he decides to leave the house. Frank with his friend Virendra take it upon themselves to get to the bottom of the mystery and intrigue surrounding the Williams.

It's absolutely shocking!

What's WORSE is that I went on into further investigation and found these picies...

http://www.humkaunhai.com/images/pg/2b.jpg
http://www.humkaunhai.com/images/pg/13b.jpg
http://www.humkaunhai.com/images/pg/5b.jpg
http://www.humkaunhai.com/images/pg/9b.jpg
http://www.humkaunhai.com/images/pg/16b.jpg

This is NO joke, chaps. In fact, I wish it fucking was. And the film is not a spoof or anything.

Take a look for yourselves HERE (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0405024/)

:o

[The Heart Collector]

That's actually not shocking at all. The Indian film industry (Bollywood) often remakes american movies, but with their stars. In fact, further investigation shows that in the "Movie Connections" section of IMDB, this movie is referred to as a remake of "The Others".

[echo_bravo]

Damn what a crock. Shouldnt they wait like at least 10 or 15 years before "remaking" this shit?

[Cronos]

meh, looks shit, will no doubt be shit, but i dont see the problem, i mean Hollywood is remaking all the great Japanese horror flicks

[Jaywrx]

Yea, Japanese are probably saying the same thing about us. They make a horror film in 2002...in 2004 Hollywood remakes it. So we shouldn't be bothered that we make a film...and another country remakes it themeselves, let the people in that country enjoy it. No big deal.

[Benny]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Damn what a crock. Shouldnt they wait like at least 10 or 15 years before "remaking" this shit?

We remade Ringu (The Ring) only a few years after it came out though. Same with Abre Los Ojos (Vanilla Sky) and Insomnia.

[chasingbanky]

Originally posted by Benny
We remade Ringu (The Ring) only a few years after it came out though. Same with Abre Los Ojos (Vanilla Sky) and Insomnia.

Yeah and all three of those turned out to be fanfuckingtastic..................:rolleyes:

[sharkstank]

dont foget the grudge. that comes out this month, and the u.s. remake comes out in october!

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GoldenGhost]

Sick.

[ANavissi500]

Originally posted by chasingbanky
Yeah and all three of those turned out to be fanfuckingtastic..................:rolleyes:

Disagreed. The Ring was great, but Insomnia put me to sleep, and Vanilla Sky was very flawed.

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by Jaywrx
Yea, Japanese are probably saying the same thing about us. They make a horror film in 2002...in 2004 Hollywood remakes it. So we shouldn't be bothered that we make a film...and another country remakes it themeselves, let the people in that country enjoy it. No big deal.

Howard Johnson is right about Molson Johnson being right about Gabby Johnson!

errr something.

[bondish]

That looks like a load of cr*p. It will never beat The Others.

[Tweek]

We remade Ringu (The Ring) only a few years after it came out though. Same with Abre Los Ojos (Vanilla Sky) and Insomnia.

and remake of spoorlos that became...the vanishing.

[Nice Marmot]

Originally posted by bondish
That looks like a load of cr*p. It will never beat The Others.

I have high hopes for this remake. It could end up being even duller and more anti-climatic than The Others.

[GoldenGhost]

Originally posted by ANavissi500
Disagreed. The Ring was great, but Insomnia put me to sleep, and Vanilla Sky was very flawed.

I think the ---> :rolleyes: <--- hinted at sarcasm.

;)