Favorte Freddy One-liner

[Mog]

Just thought I'd start this thread as a contrast to the least favorite one-liner thread.

I have two, which I stated in the other thread.

"Welcome to prime time, bitch!"

"How's this for a wet-dream?!"

[ERIN_LoJ]

I'm not a one liner fan, but if I had to choose one, it'd be from part 2. Either, "This is God," or...well, yep, that's the one.

[Luke-Abbott]

"This...is god"
"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy"
"You've got the body...I've got the brain"
"You are all my children now!"
"Welcome to primetime b*tch!"
"I said where's the f*cking burbon?!"
"Lets get high"
"Sorry kid, I don't believe in fairytales"
"You flunked!"
"Welcome to wonderland, Alice"
"Miss me?"
"Hey Dylan, ever play...skin the cat?!"
"Pick a pet for the rugrat, b*tch"
"Come here my pretty, I've got some gingerbread for ya!"

[Labbla]

".You mean your not coming???!"

"It's not my fault this BITCH is dead on her feet!"

or

"dying is bad but being forgotten now thats a BITCH!"

and

" Welcome to prime time BITCH"

hmmm....also

"...Ah fresh/dark meat"

[Horror_Buddy]

"This is God"

"How sweet fresh meat"

"No balls, ah Voorhees"

"You think I'm afraid of you, now that we're in the real world"

"Alice, come to daddy"

"It's a boy"

"Joey, look all the piggies come home"

"Yes, the souls of my children, give me power"

"Being forgotten, now thats a bitch"

"Kids"

[HorrorIsMyGod]

"Tilt." was a good one in FvJ.:p

[TeawithBlood]

"This... is God",

"dying is bad but being forgotten now thats a BITCH!",

and

"Tilt"

[the_engineer]

"Nice hearin from ya Carlos"

"Pick a pet for the rugrat, bitch"

"How sweet, dark meat"

[Mr-Blonde]

My all time favorite Kruegerism is definitely:

"Welcome to prime-time bitch!!!"

but some runners up would include:

"This is God!"

"I'm your boyfriend now!"

"I'm gonna split you in two"

"Help yourself fucker!" (from the Freddy's Revenge pool scene)

"Sorry kid, I don't believe in fairy tales!"

"You've got the body-- I've got the brains!"

"I said where's the fuckin' boubon?!"

"Joey...look! All the little piggies come home!"

"You are all my children now!"

[jeo4]

"I said where's the fuckin' boubon?!"

[ANTBond007]

"Welcome to prime time, bitch!"

"Pick a pet for the rugrat, bitch."

"It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet."

"I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house."

[wheresdonnie?]

"I said where's my fucking bourbon"
"This...is God"
"Hey kid, you ever play...Skin the cat?"
"Welcome to primetime, bitch!"
"I've been away from my children for far too long!"

[artguylarry]

My fave line is in Nightmare 4 when Debbie shouts "I don't believe in you!" and Freddy says (in a particularly sweet tone)

"I believe in you."

[Scully1888]

KUNG FU THIS, BITCH.

[KillerKlown]

"Welcome to prime time, bitch!"

[Cronos]

"Welcome to prime time, bitch!"
"Kung fu this bitch"
"This...is God"
"Hey kid, you ever play...Skin the cat?"
"I've been away from my children for far too long!"
"Pick a pet for the rugrat, bitch."
"I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house."
"You've got the body-- I've got the brains!"
"Joey...look! All the little piggies come home!"
"dying is bad but being forgotten now thats a BITCH!",

[zombievictim]

Originally posted by Luke-Abbott
"This...is god"
"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy"
"You've got the body...I've got the brain"
"You are all my children now!"
"Welcome to primetime b*tch!"
"I said where's the f*cking burbon?!"
"Lets get high"
"Sorry kid, I don't believe in fairytales"
"You flunked!"
"Welcome to wonderland, Alice"
"Miss me?"
"Hey Dylan, ever play...skin the cat?!"
"Pick a pet for the rugrat, b*tch"
"Come here my pretty, I've got some gingerbread for ya!"

Nuf said

[Gian-Sergio]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde


"Help yourself fucker!" (from the Freddy's Revenge pool scene)

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Damnit! You beat me to it!

[Luke-Abbott]

I watched "Freddy vs. Jason" last night and remembered my favourite "Krueger-isms" in the film:

"The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began"

"Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a B*TCH"

"I've been away from my children for far too long"

"Now... it's time to put this "bad dog" to sleep... FOR GOOD"

"Welcome to MY nightmare"

"Why won't you DIE?!"

Upon learning that Jason has woken up from his nightmare, thanks to Lori and co. "YOU!"

"Whats wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?"

Its not exactly a quote but it was a Krueger-ish that made me smile. At the end of the movie where Jason is holding Freddy's head, Jason looks to be victorious in his fight agasint Krueger, however, Freddy's severed head winks at the camera and performs his famous cackle, to which all the "Fred-heads" in the auidence gave off a sigh of relief ;)

[Gian-Sergio]

"Yeah, What are you on? Looks like a frying pan and eggs to me."

[leafboy]

What's with kids today? No respect!

[jaw2929]

"I am... Eternal"

[VictimOfChanges]

"i an eternal"or
"welcome to prime time bitch"

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Trail_Blazer
"I am... Eternal" Best one.

[Dog_soldier]

welcome to the prime time bitch
im gonna get you (to nancy)
im your boyfriend now
nice hearing from you carlos

[miss.kruger]

welcome to my world,bitch!
and
whats with kids today
and
why wont you die?!

[PSU80]

Both of these are from The Dream Warriors.

"Sorry kid, I don't believe in fairy tales."

"Tina...let's get high."

[teenkiller]

Damn near everything KRUEGER said in the first four films was full of awesomeness. After that it gets a little blah although he did rebound with his last two outings. Some of my favorites:

"THIS is GOD."
"I'm gonna get you."
"I'm your boyfriend now Nancy."
"I'll kill you slow."
"I'm gonna split you in two."
"You got the body... I got the brains."
"Help YOURSELF fucker!"
"You are all my children now..."
"WELCOME TO PRIME TIME BITCH!"
"Welcome home Taryn... look FAMILIAR?"
"Why... Why should we fight? You and I... we're old friends remember?"
"It's back... in the saddle... again."
"It's the CHAIR FOR YOU KID!"
"Yes... the souls... of the children... give me strength."
"How's THIS for a wet dream Joey?"
"Elm Street's last brat. Farewell."
"You flunked!"
"A true warrior needs no eyes. FIND YOUR BALANCE RICK!"
"Bring me more."
"But I believe in you."
"You can check in... but you CAN'T check out."
"Welcome to Wonder Land, Alice."
"I... AM... ETERNAL."
"Bad year DAN!"
"You forgot where you came from kid. But I know where you're going..."
"Pick a pet for the rugrat bitch!"
"I've always had a thing for the whores that lived in this house."
"Aww..."
"Tilt."

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[wrigley2512]

Rick you Little Meatball

[SkottSkywalker]

"You're mine now, piggy!"

[athf1980]

Welcome to Prime-time Bitch-part 3

[poguesfan]

"You're mine now little piggy!!!" from NOES Part 3

[MoreParamedics]

"Help yourself fucker!"
"But I believe in you."
"I said where's the f*cking burbon?!"