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Ultrahumanite
06-30-2004, 01:10 PM
You've got to admit... he's got a point....

Kerry's Absence from Senate Not Reducing His Impact

(2004-06-16) -- Rejecting a call from Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney to resign from the U.S. Senate, John Forbes Kerry today said that missing 87 percent of Senate votes in 2004 has "not diminished my effectiveness in the least."

"If you examine my 16-year record in the Senate, you'll see that I'm just as effective when I'm not there as I was when I was there," said Mr. Kerry. "The major legislation on health care, energy and homeland security that I didn't introduce then, I'm not introducing now. The colleagues who I didn't rally to my causes then, remain unrallied. I think it's disingenuous for Gov. Romney to suggest that my absence from the Senate harms America in any way."

BubbaStrangelove
06-30-2004, 01:22 PM
I think Kerry is a smart dude, but the guy needs a PR expert like no ones buisiness. Most of us get what he is saying (he's being somewhat glib) but I'm not sure how many will see it like that.

Ultrahumanite
06-30-2004, 01:25 PM
I'm sorry, Bubba, I should have been clearer. It's a parody, Scrappleface is a parody site, like The Onion. The Gov. did call on Kerry to resign, but Kerry didn't really say that (far as I know).

Blame it on the margaritas...

Grebdron
06-30-2004, 01:38 PM
I knew it was a parody the moment I read Kerry's statement.

Did get a chuckle, though.