Damn Orlando Bloom

[Backstabba]

Ok. Today, I was looking through my class yearbook. And they have those things, where they say something like "Most likely to fight mike tyson", and you write down a students name. I was bored, so I decided to try it. I was going through the questions then I got to "Most likely to make a movie with orlando bloom.".























ORLANDO BLOOM!? WHAT THE HELL IS SO GREAT ABOUT ORLANDO BLOOM?! So I crossed orlando bloom out, and put edward Norton. The better actor. I have heard people ask "Who is Edward Norton?". But no one doesn't know orlando bloom. KIDS ARE DISEASED! BY CRAPPY MUSIC, AND YOUNG ACTORS!...I just wanted to rant about something.

[quoth_the_raven]

We need young actors. Otherwise, when the old actors die they will just be no actors at all. That means no movies. The horror....

;)

[SkyNet]

i hate those yearbook things...

we had in ours.. Most Likely To Be Succesful.. and than they had the pictures of the 2 people our class voted for... the second i become rich and famous (oh im working on it) and i get on Jay Leno or some shit.. im takin that fuckin yearbook.. and cramming it straight up their asses... most likely to be succesful?? what type of bullshit is that?????

[Grim H.]

You know, in his high school yearbook, Robin Williams was voted Least Likely to Succeed. So, SkyNet, hopefully you can tell those snobs to shove that yearbook up their ass!!!

Um...what? :D

[one_crow_sorrow]

Luckily I've never had to do that.

[BubbaStrangelove]

Yeah! Fuck this guy!

http://www.popmatters.com/film/interviews/images/jones-orlando.jpg

[Grim H.]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Yeah! Fuck this guy!



Uh...yeah. You do that, Bubba.

:confused:

[BubbaStrangelove]

Hey, I meant that in a way that's okay for prime time TV.

Get your head out of the gutter.

:p

[Grim H.]

No, I just meant, that--

eh, nevermind...


Orlando Jones/Orlando Bloom; fuck em' both, I say (not literally)

[Tweek]

Yeah sure we need young actors, but good ones!


orlando bloom is not one of them in my opinion. funny how he's making a movie with kirsten dunst, another "actress" i detest.

[Hannibal21]

There are quite a couple of talented young actors out there, but then there also a few bad ones.

I personally think Orlando Bloom is an untalented hack, and I also get tired of seeing his name everywhere, his pictures everywhere in magazines, hearing how "hot" :rolleyes: he is (I don't see it, he looks like some sort of feminine rat looking creature that hasn't been fully produced yet), seeing him in big budget blockbusters......arghhhhh! Just......go away, please.

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
...I personally think Orlando Bloom is an untalented hack, and I also get tired of seeing his name everywhere, his pictures everywhere in magazines, hearing how "hot" :rolleyes: he is (I don't see it, he looks like some sort of feminine rat looking creature that hasn't been fully produced yet...[/i].

Ya know, Hannibal, I agree. I thought he was GREAT as Legolas. Then, when I saw Pirates, I was SO disappointed. He was so forgettable. His performance reeked and I thought he came off as a totally weak actor. He's like a 3/10 to me. To me, Bloom is mediocre at best.

[Jerk Shapiro]

It also annoys me, because I know plenty of gals who have damn Legolas posters on their walls in their room. What the hell?

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
It also annoys me, because I know plenty of gals who have damn Legolas posters on their walls in their room. What the hell?

There is an interesting phenomenon occuring amongst women with regard to Orlando Bloom. Of my friends 25 y.o. and higher that I asked, most liked Bloom as Legolas, but ONLY as Legolas. And amongst the younger people I asked (under 25), they liked him better OUT of his elvish gear. What gives?

[Jerk Shapiro]

I guess the older folks are into that freaky role-play.

[Jess]

The dude sucks at acting, but cha.........you know what?




HE'S FREAKIN' HOT...but not with long hair...



That's why he keeps on getting roles in movies. He's an untalented, good-looking guy, just like Paul Walker, just like Kevin Zegers, just like...other...untalented, good-looking actors...like James Franco. There. Those guys suck, but they're hot. End of story.

[syxxpac]

James Franco's da freakin' man :p

Orlando Bloom...is not. Hell - is he even a man?

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/07/17/photos/flo-pirates.jpg
"He's not a eunich, is he?"

[movieguy1021]

Originally posted by syxxpac
http://www.sptimes.com/2003/07/17/photos/flo-pirates.jpg
"He's not a eunich, is he?"

There's only one way to find out...

Anyway, if you saw Troy, it's hilarious when his shirt's off. He's the wimpiest person EVER.

[chasingbanky]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
I guess the older folks are into that freaky role-play.

Or you've been in one to many Underage girls rooms.........;)



Orlando Bloom is pretty fucking garbage....Legolas was such a hard roll to tackle tho with all those intense lines of a sentence or so....:rolleyes:

[Tweek]

movieguy, yes that was hilarious.

Some poor person must have been very confused during the love scene at the beginning (I walked out so i dont know if there are any more with him)

It looked like a lesbian love scene

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
I guess the older folks are into that freaky role-play.

Yeah, it's definitely made me question my... uh... uh... preferences. I mean, come on. A femmed-out ELF? But he WAS pretty hot all dolled up. Good lord, what is happening to me???

*drops head in hands*

[ComeNightfall]

Orlando Bloom is a cutie, but he doesn't do anything for me. He seems to play Legolas over and over, except for the Sebastian Bach hairdo.

[LiquidSalt]

Orlando Bloom IS a cutie, but as far as talents go, the only movie that he's actually a little appealing to me was Troy.

*Mild Spoiler*

Especially when he got his ass kicked by that one huge soilder, and how he crawled to Hector for protection *muffles laugh*

*End of Spoiler*

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by syxxpac


http://www.sptimes.com/2003/07/17/photos/flo-pirates.jpg
"He's not a eunich, is he?"
I think Bloom is a eunich. It'd explain why he never went through puberty

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
I think Bloom is a eunich. It'd explain why he never went through puberty

Yeah. Those fake mustaches and goatees aren't fooling anybody.

[Adornado]

Originally posted by syxxpac
Yeah. Those fake mustaches and goatees aren't fooling anybody.

And we can't forget the whole fake chest hair shenanagins.

[alexia]

Orlando Bloom is hot but boy is he one of the worst actors around every time I see him I want to shout TIMBER. Johnny Depp is far more sexier and far more talented. Come Hollywood wisen up you stupid fuckin idiots ORLANDO BLOOM CANNOT ACT REPEAT CANNOT ACT. Want evidence just watch LOTR, The Calcium Kid and best of all Troy(so wimpy I almost wet myself with laughter). Hollywood do me a favour Dump him of screen and give better projects to Pacino and Deniro they CAN ACT UNLIKE ORLANDO BLOOM

[vampirefan1]

orlando hot but johnny depp is hotter and can act better

[Luke-Abbott]

Can't stand him, he plays the same guy in every film. I expected him to pull out a bow and arrow in Pirates.