Other names for "A Cinderella Story"

[Tweek]

Cash Cow
Dead Horse Beating
Formulaic Romantic Comedy # 11,234,567
Excuse For Pre-Teens to Drool Over Chad Michael Murray
Vehicle for Hilary Duff's Crappy Music
Greenlit While High


I...am so sick of this crap.
No we've never seen this EXACT STORY. And I'm talking about the exact story but which certain character name changes.

GRRRR.

[jackson13]

More names:

Shit I Wont See
Pure Shit
WHY?
Hilary Duff's Lame Attempt to try to dethrone Lindsay Lohan of being Box Office Princess
Hilary Duff's desperate cling to fame

[movieguy1021]

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

[APzombie]

Originally posted by movieguy1021
The Lizzie McGuire Movie

lol.

jackson, you took mine, "Hilary Duff's Lame Attempt to try to dethrone Lindsay Lohan of being Box Office".

[ParileseMonster]

Id call it

Screw Hillary Duff up the ass before midnight to avoid being shit on!:D

[Scarface98.9]

Or one could call it:

The Worst (Pre)-Teen movie since Sleepover

43295463295632nd Movie to Feature Botox Jokes

Last Stop Until Hilary Duff's Celebrity Sex Tape Revealed

[NuclearMisfit]

* Atleast this isnt Brandys Cinderella
* Disneys Last Stand

[Twisted Sister]

Hillary Duff starring in:

"Nausea En Masse," A French film inspired by the true story of an untalented, overexposed American tartlet who will do anything to make it.

aka

"Hoover, The Never Ending Sucking Machine"

[electriclite]

"Yes Folks, Another Teen Movie.... because you made The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Freaky Friday a hit! Shame on you!"

[Mr. Fred Krueger]

I'd rather name it, "I Wanna Do Hillary Duff," myself.

[Jon Lyrik]

Hilary Duff is a Trashy Little Whore
Why Lindsay Lohan is Cooler than Duff: Part III
Fairy Tale Sodomized by Greedy Company: Part XXXIV

[Benny]

Here's my new name for it:

Shit.

[DRbeauty]

You guys stop this movie's cool...:rolleyes:

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Hilary Duff is a Trashy Little Whore
Why Lindsay Lohan is Cooler than Duff: Part III
Fairy Tale Sodomized by Greedy Company: Part XXXIV
Don't forget:

14:59

[Cunning Visions]

A Pedophiles Dream

A Reason for Obnoxious 14 Year Old Girls to Annoy People at the Movie Theater

Just wait 2 more years until Hilary is 18 so they can make the inevitable sequel A Cinderella Story 2: Hilary Duffs Muff

[Mr.HyDe807]

Didn't i see this before?

The Movie that can eaisly be watched in it whole by looking at the commercials!

The stereotypical romance movie!

Another reason to see Spiderman 2 again!

I beg you Hollywood, stop producing the typical Hillary Duff romance crap!!!!!!!!

[Tweek]

Originally posted by electriclite
"Yes Folks, Another Teen Movie.... because you made The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Freaky Friday a hit! Shame on you!"


heh. maybe the studio execs are punishing us because of the people who pay to see that.

[ilovemovies]

Yeah, except Freaky Friday was actually pretty good.

Honestly, I actually don't think the movie looks that bad. Plus, the idea of modernizing the cinderella story with a cell phone instead of a shoe is kind of clever. And Martha Coolidge looks to be hilarious in the movie.

"Your not very pretty. Or very bright either".

"I am very upset"

One of her daughters "You don't look very upset"

Coolidge "It's the botox. I can show any emotion for another hour".

I can't speak for anyone else but those scenes in the trailer made me laugh out loud.

Yeah, it looks like teen formula fluff, but I don't think it looks so bad.

[Jas]

I'm gonna call it "The Prelude To STD's"

[Adornado]

Oscar Bait

[SykkBoy]

"Gonna Make A Lot Of Money Because 14 Year Old Girls Don't Care What Movie Geeks On A Chat Board Think"

[Jas]

Originally posted by SykkBoy
"Gonna Make A Lot Of Money Because 14 Year Old Girls Don't Care What Movie Geeks On A Chat Board Think"


Don't you mean "What sane people think" ?

[cstroman]

"Dude, Where's My Slipper?"

"Hillary Duff, without the Muff"

[ANavissi500]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
* Atleast this isnt Brandys Cinderella


I liked Brandy's version.

[HannibalGuy]

Originally posted by ParileseMonster
Id call it

Screw Hillary Duff up the ass before midnight to avoid being shit on!:D

:D

I wish Celeberty Deathmatch was still on. Duff vs. Lohan in a steel cage!

[thedudeman69]

Jailbait:the Movie

[thedudeman69]

Jailbait:the Movie

A lame attempt to make people belive that Hilary can act

Child Porn with Dilogue

[NuclearMisfit]

*Id rather watch this than Halle Berries Catwoman: The Movie.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Yeah, except Freaky Friday was actually pretty good.

Honestly, I actually don't think the movie looks that bad. Plus, the idea of modernizing the cinderella story with a cell phone instead of a shoe is kind of clever. And Martha Coolidge looks to be hilarious in the movie.

"Your not very pretty. Or very bright either".

"I am very upset"

One of her daughters "You don't look very upset"

Coolidge "It's the botox. I can show any emotion for another hour".

I can't speak for anyone else but those scenes in the trailer made me laugh out loud.

Yeah, it looks like teen formula fluff, but I don't think it looks so bad.

jennifer coolidge.
i like her, but i wouldn't spend the moolah just to see her.

[AmunRaTRON]

"Just another child celebrity on the way to rehab"

[AmunRaTRON]

Or rather

"Hilary Duff 2: electric boogaloo!"

[ParileseMonster]

Originally posted by AmunRaTRON
Or rather

"Hilary Duff 2: electric boogaloo!"


Hahaa haa too funny

[HannibalGuy]

I saw an interview with Hilary Duff on TV and she said the only reason they casted Chad Michael Murray is because she was horny for him.

[ComeNightfall]

Originally posted by HannibalGuy
I saw an interview with Hilary Duff on TV and she said the only reason they casted Chad Michael Murray is because she was horny for him.

I totally can believe that.

To be honest, we do need movies for younger kids & families to watch, but something better has to be made than these fluffy teen comedies. Especially when the movie is just a 90 minute promotion for the lead actress' album or whatever product she's coming out with.

[DRbeauty]

I saw this piece of shit yesterday cause my best friend thought it'd be funny. Funny in a this is so bad way. ANd she was paying. It was NOT funny it was crap. Corny dialouge, bad acting, and one dimensional acters. Damn. Hilarie how did you get away with acting so badly on the Disney Channel? Oh that's right, the Disney Channel is SHIT!!!!

[Murderous Squad]

This shits gonna suck

[someguy]

Let's just sum up the movie right here, shall we?

A Cinderella Story

Hilary Duff: I'm likeable and bubbly. Tee hee.

Evil Mom: Shut the fuck up you fucking whore and get me waffles.

Sisters: Yeah bitch get us some waffles too.

Sisters and Evil Mom kick the shit out of Hilary, we are supposed to sympathize.

Hilary Duff: OMGOMGOMGOMG T3H HAWT GY IS IN LOVE WITH ME OMGOMGOMG I GOTS 2 GO 2 T3H BALL

Evil Mom: Fuck you

Evil Mom shoves Hilary's face on a hot stove

Black sassy woman: U r goin 2 dat ball. Mmmhmm das riight. I m so puttin black peeps in a positive light yo

Hilary's pasty white friend: Yeah you go girl

Black sassy woman: Oh no u dint! U aint guna b makin fun of us negros

Pasty white friend: I'm not making fun of you negros

Black sassy woman: Das it foo! Dat is our word. Ima kick yo ass now boy!

<insert 30-45 minutes of cliches>

Hilary: Wanna go out?

Prince guy: Yeah

The End

[Common Sense Man]

Did you guys see what trailer was attached to the movie!

At least at my theater it was a trailer for another HD movie! And yes the plot was stolen directly from another crappy teen movie about a singer who goes to some academy and is out of place.

Attention Hillary you CANNOT sing!

The stupid songs she sings during the credits sounds like chipmonks dying.

Her voice is so processed in the studio that my farts sound better live.

Luckily I have not had to sit thru this piece of drivel, but I have seen enough to know I don't want to go anywhere near it.

And I know JoBlo would remind me that this movie is not for normal people but 13 year old girls, and we all know they are a different species.

But, please chill on the Duff saturation advertising, I don't need to see that.

Out..............................

[HannibalGuy]

A microphone is raped every time Hilary Duff sings into one.

[HannibalGuy]

Hilary and her sister coverd a Go Go's song. The Go Go's made an infamous sex tape. Can we expect the same from Hilary and her sister?

[one_crow_sorrow]

Originally posted by someguy
Evil Mom shoves Hilary's face on a hot stove


I wish...

[Tweek]

Can we expect the same from Hilary and her sister?

eww

[Cthulu13]

The Many names of "A Cinderella Story":

"ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . ."
"(insert sound of projectile vomiting)"
"One of the reasons why Horror movies are so much cooler than regular ones"
"Put your eyes out, what do ya have to loose?"