Is Christina Aguilera Going BALD?

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


AGUILERA GOING BALD?

Pop beauty Christina Aguilera has allegedly fallen victim to a devastating hair loss disease.

The singer's curly new hair extensions are reportedly covering up bald spots which many suspect have been caused by the stress-related disease alopecia, according to Page Six.

An insider says, "They don't know if it's alopecia, the disease, or if it's from wearing extensions all these years. Her hair is falling out. Her new look is supposed to cover up the hair that she's already lost."

The star's representative flatly denies the allegations: "It's absolutely not true. There is nothing wrong with her hair."

[outsyder]

Well, we already knew she was a walking disease bag.


But anything other than an STD comes as a shock.

[KcMsterpce]

It's true that she's losing her hair.

It's because I keep pulling on it too much. Sometimes I end up pulling some out by the handful.
You'd think she knows what she's doing, but she says that she likes it when I 'tell her what to do - kinda rough-like.'

Those were her words.

It's not a disease - unless nymphomania is a disease. In that case, then YES, a disease is causing her some major hairloss.

[adamjohnson]

DUH shes losing her hair. But its not to some disease.

Its all that shit shes been doing to it. Coloring it, fro'ing it, etc.

[jackson13]

I can picture her quoting Bad Santa right now:

"I loved a woman who wasnt clean."

"Mrs. Claus?"

"No, it was her sister."

[t3h Qster]

pics?

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by adamjohnson
DUH shes losing her hair. But its not to some disease.

Its all that shit shes been doing to it. Coloring it, fro'ing it, etc.

Thats what I was thinking...

[Pain In Da Azz]

she can wear a wig and people will still want her..........but the media would have a field day with this if there were proof.

[Dixiecup]

It's probably from the weave. One of my friends got one waaay back in around 1990. It looked cool, but when she took it out, her hair was baby fine, and very sparse.

White chicks with weaves don't mix, as the hair type is a different texture.

For some strange reason, that made me remember the movie The Craft, when that mean Marsha Brady chicky monkey started loosing her hair!

[killbillbaby]

This is SOOOOO not a huge shock. I mean come on we all knew that she had diseases. I mean yes we all would have thought that it was an STD but still she is a walking disease and should be put under house arrest for the rest of her life.

[AmunRaTRON]

she's losing her hair from all the guys who have been pulling on it while she was giving them head.


Oh im such a bitch :)

[Shockwave]

Its all that shit shes been doing to it. Coloring it, fro'ing it, etc.

I agree 110% percent.

Stress my ass.

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by adamjohnson
DUH shes losing her hair. But its not to some disease.

Its all that shit shes been doing to it. Coloring it, fro'ing it, etc.

Hmmm, well I wonder if her face will start to fall off then from the ten pounds of make-up she wears, etc. :D

[adamjohnson]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
Hmmm, well I wonder if her face will start to fall off then from the ten pounds of make-up she wears, etc. :D

You mean, the clown/whore makeup? Probably.

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by Dixiecup
For some strange reason, that made me remember the movie The Craft, when that mean Marsha Brady chicky monkey started loosing her hair!

I had the same mental image in my head!

But yes, I agree 100% with adamjohnson.

[adamjohnson]

Originally posted by Lindsey
I had the same mental image in my head!

But yes, I agree 100% with adamjohnson.

Just call me Adam, Linds. Or baby, whatever.

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by adamjohnson
You mean, the clown/whore makeup? Probably.

I would say you pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one Adam.

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by adamjohnson
Just call me Adam, Linds. Or baby, whatever.

Sure thing, sweet cheeks.

:D

[sharkstank]

but the question is:
would she still be bang-able?
or was she ever bang-able? i say yes

WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NuclearMisfit]

dirty or bald id still hit it.

[Pvt. Joker]

Ok, well here's a pic of her without makeup on, she is fucking ugly, imagine waking up next to this pig.

[Pvt. Joker]

Here's another one:

[Pvt. Joker]

Check out slim here:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ca-curves.html

[adamjohnson]

Originally posted by Lindsey
Sure thing, sweet cheeks.

:D

SCORE!

:D

[Murderous Squad]

Jesus she is ugly without make up...uglier than I thought. No more wetdreams about her man...no more

[EBastard]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
Check out slim here:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ca-curves.html
Ok, since those pics are pretty old, let's see what she looks like now...

http://www.orangeincolour.com/media/photos/glamour04/04.jpg



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS...AND WOULDN'T MIND BANGING THE HELL OUTTA CHRISTINA.

[EBastard]

Or better yet, here:

http://www.orangeincolour.com/media/photos/fashion_dsquared/10.jpg



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS.

[Pvt. Joker]

Old would only have something to do with the fat picture. The other picks are of her when she wasn't fat. Without her makeup she ugly, at least to me anyway. Plus, I wonder how many times those legs open in the course of a weekend. Some people find her hot, I find her nasty. But if I wouldn't wake up the next morning in a confused state as to where the hot chick I picked up the hight before went and why my dick is detatched from my body (due to some sort of rot), sure I would fuck her. She used to be hot back when I was in high school and that was in 99.

[Psychocandy]

Enough with calling women who explore and use their sexuality sluts. It's getting kinda tiresome.

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
Enough with calling women who explore and use their sexuality sluts. It's getting kinda tiresome.

Huh??? I'll tell you what's getting tiresome is sluts who hide behid the whole "I'm exploring my sexuality" curtain. No your not, your spreading your legs because you want to sample as much meat as you can without having to sattle down and loose your whoring privlagies, It's a joke.

It's one thing to pose for a magizine, that's being sexy, but it's another thing to proclaim your dirty and try to get 14 year old girls to join in all in an attempt to sell albums. That's pathetic. Her whole attitude change was in an attempt to sell more albums, but she claims she was finding her sexuality. I have no respect for that what so ever.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
have no respect for that what so ever.


I have no respect for you. I'd be interested to see how you get a partner...based on your above post, it would seem to involve clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to your cave...

[Psychocandy]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
Huh??? I'll tell you what's getting tiresome is sluts who hide behid the whole "I'm exploring my sexuality" curtain. No your not, your spreading your legs because you want to sample as much meat as you can without having to sattle down and loose your whoring privlagies, It's a joke.

It's one thing to pose for a magizine, that's being sexy, but it's another thing to proclaim your dirty and try to get 14 year old girls to join in all in an attempt to sell albums. That's pathetic. Her whole attitude change was in an attempt to sell more albums, but she claims she was finding her sexuality. I have no respect for that what so ever.

I'm not going to debate you at length on this (I may open a thread in the Rant forum sometime this weekend to address the issue at length). All I will say is that i'm constantly bewildered at the different attitudes towards men who enjoy themselves and women who do the same. Perhaps you would direct the same degree of ire towards a man who enjoys sex. But a lot of people don't. A guy who enjoys sex is a bit of a lad (or a dude if you are American) while a woman is a slut for exactly the same behaviour. It's time people woke up to the hypocrisy of that attitude. I don't reckon i'm going to change anyone's opinion. Your entitled to it. I just happen to think, respectfully, that this attitude is very, very wrong.

Also...when did she suggest that 14 year old girls should explore their sexuality? I must have missed that one.

Oh...and Dirrty was a fucking genius song. :D

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
I have no respect for you. I'd be interested to see how you get a partner...based on your above post, it would seem to involve clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to your cave...

You have no respect for me? Well that's your opinion and being how it's your opinion please why don't you explain it.

I'll tell you how I get a partner, I treat them with repect and appreciate them for thier mind and not for how much skin they show. Christina Aguilera does not prompt women to be sexy, she prompts them to open thier legs, which makes it eaisier for guys. But in the long run creates more problems then it does good.

So how would you go about getting a partner? Would it involve a loving 1 hour relationship on a weekend basis. That's how I used to be, go to a club pick a girl out of the crowd, it's kinda like playing Russian roulete, only without the guns.

I know people who have aids and other types of horrible diseases, it's not pretty. I'm not for abstenence or anything ofthe sort. But when people go to bars and start getting "Dirty" they usually end up at some point, "forgetting" the condem or something along those lines.

I'm not for anyone who is all about being dirty.......that's not being sexy or exploring your sexuality. Exploring your sexuality is getting to know someone, who they are and exploring each other safely (using condoms, and various other methods of protection). Not going out and nailing the fist guy or girl who catchs your eye in a bar. That's being a slut, wheather it's male or female.

You haveno respect for me, Ha! I don't want your respect.

[Pvt. Joker]

Please open a rant about this, because I agree with you that people shouldn't have this double standard between men and women, if your a slut then your a slut, period. But I don't agree in her way of promoting ones exploration of thier sexuality by being dirty. Which she might be trying to say in the video but she does it in a way that makes it not about the double standard, but about her trying to be offensive.

As for the 14 year old girls comment, who do you think is the main audience for her albums.

[Psychocandy]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
Please open a rant about this, because I agree with you that people shouldn't have this double standard between men and women, if your a slut then your a slut, period. But I don't agree in her way of promoting ones exploration of thier sexuality by being dirty. Which she might be trying to say in the video but she does it in a way that makes it not about the double standard, but about her trying to be offensive.

As for the 14 year old girls comment, who do you think is the main audience for her albums.

So if two people meet in a club and decide to go back to his or hers and have sex for the fuck of it without any strings attached then that's wrong? You can only have sex if you both intend to have a deep meaningful relationship? That's a fine attitude. I respect that. But what I ask in return is that people who choose to extol the virtues of sex within the boundaries of a meaningful relatonship in turn respect individuals for whom sex can sometime just be a bit of fun. And yes...sometimes that fun can be dirty. There's nothing wrong with that.

As for Ms. Aguilera's audience being mostly 14 year olds. Perhaps that might have been the case to begin with. But that audience of 14 year olds are now 17 and 18 and she's merely addressing the sort of issues that affect her maturing fans. And I know a lot of people who are a lot older than 17 and 18 who own Stripped and think it's a damn fine album (it's not entirely my cup of tea but I can see the appeal). It's up to parents to govern what their 14 year old sons and daughters listen to. No artist should ever feel constrained by demographics of their audience. To do so would limit their growth as an artist.

[quoth_the_raven]

Pyscho pretty much explained it.

How would i get a partner? I've had a girlfriend for nearly 4 years. I've never done the one night stand thing...its never interested me, its a bit cold.

that aside...how can you talk about respect on one hand while calling someone else a slut? that doesn't gel...

maybe you've been hitting yourself over the head with a club.

This could perhaps get a little personal, so if you wish to continue, you might be advised to PM me.

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
So if two people meet in a club and decide to go back to his or hers and have sex for the fuck of it without any strings attached then that's wrong? You can only have sex if you both intend to have a deep meaningful relationship? That's a fine attitude. I respect that. But what I ask in return is that people who choose to extol the virtues of sex within the boundaries of a meaningful relatonship in turn respect individuals for whom sex can sometime just be a bit of fun. And yes...sometimes that fun can be dirty. There's nothing wrong with that.


There is something wrong with that, the consequences and responsibility and the other persons willingness to respect that. There is nothing wrong with the act itself, it's a beautiful thing. Hell I myself am guilty of picking up and engaging in more then one, one night stand. If I was against picking up in general I would be a hypocrite.

However the whole problem of promoting the free sex idea is that bad things always seem to come of it. For example, you don't use a condom and next thing you know you have a winderful array of sores all over your penis, or AIDS.

How about this, your having sex and your condom breaks, next thing you know you got a kid on your hands. So what do you do. The one you picked up turns out to be a total pshyco. She's keeping the baby and for the next restof your life, you have one hell of a responsibility on your hands, most people aren't ready for it but it happens.

I would not have a problem people claiming to explore thier sexuality if that's what they actually did. For every song she sings about going out and picking up and not giving a shit what everyone thinks, sing a song about the AIDS patients who didn't the same thing. Or the single mothers and fathers out there who did the same thing.

The single parents thing of course can happen to someone in a meaningful relationship as well. So there are two sides two everything here. I just don't like how everyone goes around singing about fuckin and gettin ass while noone seems to sing about the problems that come along with it.

A person I do have respect for, 2Pac, he rapped Brenda's got a baby. At first he was all about social conscience and things that were important. He had respect for the problems that existed but he also wrapped about the pleasures of life too.

Christina does not do this, she does not care. She's out to get money and that's not cool, not at all. If your gonna tell everyone to be dirty, tell everyone to be carful to and what will happen if your not.

[EBastard]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
I'd be interested to see how you get a partner...based on your above post, it would seem to involve clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to your cave...
I aint laughing at you Joker, but quoth...

that was fucking hilarious. :D

And that's usually how I operate...

especially when I drive up to Las Vegas once a month and I tell my parents I'm just going up there to see my cousins over the weekend, but what they don't know is that along the way I pull that whole Jeff Bridges/ The Vanishing manuever at gas stations to lonely coheads and then...

wait a minute, uh...you know what, just forget what I just said.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD IS BACK.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by EBastard
I aint laughing at you Joker, but quoth...

that was fucking hilarious. :D



Glad you liked it :D

[sharkstank]

:cough:
back on topic, i dont think the bald look would work for her

WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Psychocandy]

Ok...this is my last statement on this issue. I'm not advocating free sex without protection. When did I say that? People who have sex outwith a relationship without using a condom are playing a form of russian roulette. They are dumb beyond belief. But now i'm stating the obvious and this whole dance around the bonfire of moralities is getting a little tiring (and majorly off topic). Oh...and I don't think Christina Aguilera is promoting sex without protection. C'mon. Do you seriously think that? If you are reading that into her songs then you are inventing meaning to prop up your opinion of her.

Another question. Is Prince worthy of the same amount of criticism for the sexual nature of his musical output in the eighties?

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
Pyscho pretty much explained it.

How would i get a partner? I've had a girlfriend for nearly 4 years. I've never done the one night stand thing...its never interested me, its a bit cold.

that aside...how can you talk about respect on one hand while calling someone else a slut? that doesn't gel...

maybe you've been hitting yourself over the head with a club.

This could perhaps get a little personal, so if you wish to continue, you might be advised to PM me.

Look who's using the club now, you've resulted to personal attacks. Too funny.

I'm not PM'ing you, why should I, you got something to say, say out here. You can't respond without using a personal attack don't bother addressing me at all, it kiddish. If you wish to dicuss something I'm here and am more then willing. But when you start off by saying you don't respect me or I'm hitting myself with the club, it makes me not have any repect for you either and I really don't care if you have no repect for me.

You made a stetment without even knowing my reasons for saying what I say. That's ignorant, it's not constuctive. Psyhco made his arguement without saying anything along the lines of what you said. I repect that in him but with what you said it really doesn't say a whole lot and for that I don't respect you.

Someone has a difference of opinion you don't rip into them, you debate them.

I know I ripped into her, but it's not like she's coming on here or not like she'll ever care what I say. I know that doesn't make it right and if I would have realized that this is the bandwagon that would be following after me I sure as hell would have composed my arguments a little bit better. This thread was just some of us having fun with the fact we don't like her and some who want to tap her. But then this came along.

Well I will not be misconstruing my words again, maybe my spelling but not my words. Of course you have made two pesonal attacks on me so far and you can keep it up all day if you like. That makes you look like the mindless barbarrian not me. But there is no way in hell I am PM'ing someone who first approaches me by telling me he has no repect for me. That is a waste of my time.

[someguy]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
I have no respect for you. I'd be interested to see how you get a partner...based on your above post, it would seem to involve clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to your cave...

BASIC RULES & GUIDELINES

1) You do not disrespect, insult or put down your fellow movie fan on our board. Civil debates only.

[Psychocandy]

On topic.

If she is going bald then she only has herself to blame. That hair has seen some major mistreatment.

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
Ok...this is my last statement on this issue. I'm not advocating free sex without protection. When did I say that? People who have sex outwith a relationship without using a condom are playing a form of russian roulette. They are dumb beyond belief. But now i'm stating the obvious and this whole dance around the bonfire of moralities is getting a little tiring (and majorly off topic). Oh...and I don't think Christina Aguilera is promoting sex without protection. C'mon. Do you seriously think that? If you are reading that into her songs then you are inventing meaning to prop up your opinion of her.

Another question. Is Prince worthy of the same amount of criticism for the sexual nature of his musical output in the eighties?

Oh boy. No where did I say you promoted free sex without protection, why you would even say that is beyond me.

Nowhere does Christina Aguilera ever say anything about having sex without a condom. However she dosen't say anything about using one either. That's were she has to accept a certain amount of responsibility. I'm not saying she has to say something about a condom everytime she talks about getting dirty, but atleast imply it somewhere. Salt and Pepper did it and it was a hit song.....in the 90's. Since then there has been very few references to people having sex safely.

Musicians today are concerned with money. Sex sells, it's a known fact. So it's all that music tends to be about today is everyone going out and fucking. Do you really think they care if you get aids or some other life changing disease, no, of course not.

Instead it's left up the goverment, parents and schools to try to get the word out about safe sex. What a coincidence they just so happen to be the three things people do not listen to. But what they do listen to is thier music that's telling them the opposite of what the the mentioned before are telling them. So it's not that the music industry is directly telling them to go out and fuck without a rubber, but it's telling them to go out and get thier freak on with as many people as possible. The message of safe sex gets thrown to the way side and forgotten.

Anyway, that's all i have to say about this subject too. I know what my views are and where I stand. I just feel there needs to be more social conscience in music. There is an AIDS epidemic, no doubt about it and it is getting out of control. You can't lay blame on just the music industry but they don't help in the promotion of safe sex.

And please don't tell me about the charities that people in the music industry do for AIDS. It is a tax write off you know and way for them to get press, so you can't really decipher whats geuine and whats not.

Oh and yes, Prince does deserve to get as much flack as Christins, so does Madonna, Brittney, R Kelly (might be a bad example) and anyone else who promotes free sex and doesn't try to get out the message of safe sex.

[Psychocandy]

I give up. I guess i'm just immoral. :D

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by someguy
BASIC RULES & GUIDELINES

1) You do not disrespect, insult or put down your fellow movie fan on our board. Civil debates only.


yeah well, I find misogyny offensive and in this situation, I was damned if I was going to hold my tongue. if the powers that be want to take action on it, thats their decision. I'll have to abide by it.

Joker- so its ok for you to dick as many women as you want in one weekend, but not for a woman to want that same kind of freedom? And you have still failed to bring together your two views of "treating women respectfully" and "shes a slut". You know why you can't do that? because they just dont gel and it sort of reeks of double standards. ignorant is calling someone you don't know a slut...

[BorderEevilIII]

I was wondering WHY this thread was getting hits....
Any Pvt. I suggest PM-ing ur concerns to the schmoes you are debating w/ because you are HEAVILY steering away to the topic of this thread.......

*beeps NATE on the celly* :D

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by EBastard
I aint laughing at you Joker, but quoth...

that was fucking hilarious. :D

And that's usually how I operate...

B]

I'm sure I would have found it funny if I wasn't on the reciveing end. But then again, anyone can make an insult up to make people laugh. But it takes a different type of person to make you think.

As I have said in my previous posts, I'm all for pre-marital sex but I'm for safe sex. Trust me pal, working as a doorman I've had plenty of one night stands. Also head in the coat check room, great job for a while.

As for my choice of weapons, I preffer roofies, much easier and less mess. Sometimes I would swing the club and accidently killed the bitch.......necrophilia sucks.
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That was a joke.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
I'm sure I would have found it funny if I wasn't on the reciveing end. But then again, anyone can make an insult up to make people laugh. But it takes a different type of person to make you think.


heh, now who's being insulting. You should try and be a bit more light hearted with it though ;)

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
yeah well, I find misogyny offensive and in this situation, I was damned if I was going to hold my tongue. if the powers that be want to take action on it, thats their decision. I'll have to abide by it.

Joker- so its ok for you to dick as many women as you want in one weekend, but not for a woman to want that same kind of freedom? And you have still failed to bring together your two views of "treating women respectfully" and "shes a slut". You know why you can't do that? because they just dont gel and it sort of reeks of double standards. ignorant is calling someone you don't know a slut...

Yah, how about when you cool down then you can read what I said a little more, because nither you or Pshyco have read anything I said. You concentrate too much what you want to hear me say and not what I'm saying.

Oh ya, I never said at any point that when I was 18 - 21 I wasn't a slut.

Good for you for not biting your tounge, that's what makes the internet great. But seriously read a little more carfully.

Actually this might be a bit easier for you, to sum up what I'm trying to say is this. I'm not against women or men having having a one night stand. I think that having sex with a girl you first meet is a bad idea because of Murphy's law, anything that can happen, will. I think that if entertainers are going to make a statement that it is good to have sex with anyone you want to then there should be an effort to get out the message that people need to be safe as well from that same entertainer. I think that serious relationships are the way to go but that's my own personal experience, they are far morefulfilling.

Now, if you say it's ignorant to call a women a slut that I don't know then I can accept that. But it is also equally ignorant for you to stand up for a women you don't know, isn't it. There is just a great a possibility that she is. There's two sides to everything.

I do not wish for quoth the raven to have type of action takin against him. I'm a big boy with thick skin and can handle someone who wants to say what he has said. As personal as it might be I don't get offended easy.

Keep on protecting women quoth the raven, hey there's a Paris Hilton thread over in the rant section. Why didn't I see you have the need to not bite your tounge over there.;)

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
heh, now who's being insulting. You should try and be a bit more light hearted with it though ;)

You caught that did you, thought I was being indirect about it:D Something you might of wanted to try:D

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker


I do not wish for quoth the raven to have type of action takin against him. I'm a big boy with thick skin and can handle someone who wants to say what he has said. As personal as it might be I don't get offended easy.

Keep on protecting women quoth the raven, hey there's a Paris Hilton thread over in the rant section. Why didn't I see you have the need to not bite your tounge over there.;)


lol, truth be told I hadn't noticed that thread. I've been to busy on this one ;)

as for the insult, you might as well know it was only meant semi-seriously. it was supposed to convey my point and raise a smile on a few faces.

I do respect you on the safe sex message though, and totally agree. it is important...I ended up doing research into STD's as part of something and it wasn't pretty. The photos from it would make an interesting ad campaign..

Somehow I can't see the latest crop of pop stars miming their hits in front of a video of a collage of sores, warts and pus...its making me go right off my pre-bedtime cocoa ;)

I'm going before it gets too loved up in here ;)

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
You caught that did you, thought I was being indirect about it:D Something you might of wanted to try:D

You're kidding aren't you? Subtle is something that happens to other people.

Stop joking around, before i start liking you ;)

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
You're kidding aren't you? Subtle is something that happens to other people.

Stop joking around, before i start liking you ;)

I'll try to stop, how's this :mad: ..........;)

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
I was wondering WHY this thread was getting hits....
Any Pvt. I suggest PM-ing ur concerns to the schmoes you are debating w/ because you are HEAVILY steering away to the topic of this thread.......

*beeps NATE on the celly* :D

Oops, sorry about jackin the thread.....I'll try not to do it agian.

[adamjohnson]

Hey, shut up. I was trying to hook uo with Linds and you RUINED it!

:D

[NuclearMisfit]

I think the whole bald look would work for her. Itd be kinda like Ripley in Alien 3 but hotter.

[EBastard]

Originally posted by adamjohnson
Hey, shut up. I was trying to hook uo with Linds and you RUINED it!

:D
Yeah dude, get Lindsey in here...maybe Joker and I can try out the Jeff Bridges in The Vanishing chloroform cloth over the mouth-type manuever on her, then...WE GOT OURSELVES A PARTY, FELLAS!!!

[EBastard]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
I think the whole bald look would work for her. Itd be kinda like Ripley in Alien 3 but hotter.
Hotter because she's got a B.W.A. ;)

*Itching for Misfit or anybody else to ask what B.W.A. means...*



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

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[sharkstank]

*giggling like a little girl*
whats a B.W.A

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[EBastard]

a BLACK WOMAN'S ASS.

*Jacque Questoe-voice*

Tis' very rare in white women!



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[NuclearMisfit]

A Badonka Donk Donk

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
A Badonka Donk Donk

Hahaha, you must be white. ;)

Badunkadunk <--

[sharkstank]

considering the person we're talking about, a lot of people could've interpreted B.W.A as Bitch With Aids

WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[EBastard]

Originally posted by Lindsey
Hahaha, you must be white. ;)

Badunkadunk <--
LOL...thatta girl!:D

*Smacks Lindsey on the ass then covers up face in preparation for face slap*

Originally posted by sharkstank
considering the person we're talking about, a lot of people could've interpreted B.W.A as Bitch With Aids

WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL, brilliant comeback, comrade. Brilliant.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS.