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KcMsterpce
07-15-2004, 01:15 AM
Hey, woah. Poor Jason Alexander. He marries Britney for one night, and his life is ruined.

I'd probably wanna kill myself if I had sex with Britney Spears, but that's just me.

Without further A-do (except for what she does to Alexander),
here's the link (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml)

BRITNEY SPEARS bedded her childhood sweetheart "like an animal", then wrecked his life with a 55-hour marriage that stunned the world.

Now, in a world exclusive interview, husband Jason Alexander details every moment of the sex, the proposal, their Vegas wedding and his humiliation as furious family and lawyers prised them apart.

"We made love in her bed, her shower and her bath," said Jason, 22. "She asked me to marry her but when her lawyers demanded I end our marriage she didn't stop them—and it caused chaos in my life."

Jason revealed that Britney proposed to him as she lay naked in his arms. And she was so excited when he said "Yes", she rushed him down the aisle without stopping to put her knickers on.

As he opened his heart, Jason also told how multi-millionairess Britney:

# MADE LOVE to him so frantically that they fell off the bed.

# PLAYED erotic sex games with him under a shower, but

# SHUFFLED silent and shamefaced as her marriage was ended, and later,

# CHANGED her mobile phone number so he couldn't even talk to her.

"I didn't tell the world about this before because I still hoped we'd get back together," said Jason. "But I now realise she won't come back to me."

Britney, also 22, is now planning to marry new fiance Keith Federline, 26, after he left his heavily-pregnant partner Shar Jackson.

Thong

But Jason, who grew up with Britney in Kentwood, Louisiana, knows no marriage will be as bizarre as the one he went through. Taking up the story of the days before their wedding last January, he recalled:

"Even though she'd made it big, she still came back to Kentwood. We'd kissed but that's as far as it had gone.

"Then, last Christmas Eve she came up to my place and asked if I wanted to go to Las Vegas for the New Year with some of her friends. I said yes."

Once in Vegas, Britney paid for them all to stay in the MTV-themed Real World suite at the Palms Casino Hotel.

"We all went out to a lobster dinner and Britney looked sensational in jeans and a black halter-neck top," he said.

It was 4am by the time they went back to their hotel suite and made love for the first time.

"We knew what was going to happen," he said. "Britney started stripping off her clothes as she walked into the suite. Then we started kissing.

"She got down to just her black thong and a see-through lace bra. I've never seen a woman look more stunning.

Moans

"I wanted to make love to her and she wasn't shy in showing what she wanted. We started off in the bedroom kissing. She was good at that—she was good at everything. She was an animal in bed.

"We were both hot so I led her into the bathroom. There was a huge shower head that sent water down on to us as though it was rain. We stripped off competely and got into the shower and Britney performed oral sex on me as the water ran down over both of us.

"Afterwards I led her back into the bedroom. At first she was on top of me and then I was on top. We did it every way you could. But it wasn't cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right.

"At times she was noisy. She didn't call me any names, she just moaned. We didn't use any precautions either."

After sex they fell asleep in each other's arms.

"I woke up and was really aroused again," said Jason. "Britney was asleep but when I tried it on with her she didn't hold back. She said she wanted to be with me and I told her I wanted to be with her.

"She said she wanted me to go with her on tour. I thought she was vulnerable and wanted to take care of her."

During the day, Britney and her friends went to the hotel spa while Jason chatted with her bodyguards.

"When she got back I was in the bath," he said. "She came in, stripped off and got into the tub with me. First we were scrubbing each other. Then she got on top of me and we had sex. She was a natural, with the most fantastic a*** I've ever felt. She was proud of her body and she often just wandered around with nothing on."

The following night it was off to Planet Hollywood for dinner.

He said: "Britney wanted to stay out and I wanted to go to bed, so she made me promise that if I made love to her all night we could go back to the room.

"The sex was mind-blowing and rough. We did it in every position you could think of. It was so wild we managed to fall off the bed together."

There was more sex the next night. "This time I remember she was wearing a beautiful purple and pink set of underwear," said Jason. "Afterwards, we were chatting in bed, cuddled up and naked, saying we didn't want the trip to end when she said, ‘I want to ask you something but I don't know how to'.

"I told her she could ask me anything. She acted really shy and said, ‘Will you marry me?'

"I said yes and she jumped out of bed, flung her jeans on and yelled, ‘Let's do it now'. She was ecstatic. She didn't even put her panties on in the rush as she slipped on her jeans. We ran downstairs and jumped into the hotel limo. I'll never forget saying, ‘Take us to the nearest chapel—we're getting married'."

What happened next—in the early hours of Saturday, January 3—left her millions of fans agog.

"The first chapel open was The Little White Chapel," added Jason. "We were kissing and holding hands. We knew we were doing the right thing.

"When we got there they said we needed a marriage licence so we had to go to a court house that was open 24 hours.

"As we walked in a couple pointed at Britney and said, ‘You look just like that girl off the TV that sings'. I turned round and said, ‘Do you really think that chick would marry a man like me?'

"Britney and I giggled our heads off. We got the certificate and rushed back to the chapel. I paid the 700 dollars for the best package they could do. Britney picked it. We had flowers, video, a photographer, a pianist and a registrar. I said she should walk down the aisle on her own but Britney wanted to be traditional and so she asked the limo driver if he'd do the honour.

"I think he was a bit gobsmacked, but he did it.

I remember her walking towards me and we looked into each other's eyes. We knew there was something special between us. As we said our vows we held hands, it meant a lot to both of us.

"The registrar said I could kiss the bride and it was the most special kiss of my life.

"She kept saying how happy she was but when we got back to the room her friends didn't congratulate us, they just looked shocked."

The newlyweds went into their suite and celebrated with Cristal champagne and talked about a honeymoon to the Carribean island of Nevis.

Jason added: "I remember saying, ‘Your name isn't Spears now, it's Alexander'. We had a spiritual connection. We knew we should be together.

"We'd married just after 4am and by 7am we knew we had to phone our families. It was horrendous.

"Britney phoned her mum and I heard Lynne screaming back at her. She went nuts.

Shattered

"Her brother rang and I spoke to him. He talked about annulment. I didn't know what the word meant so I didn't say anything.

"I rang my dad and at least he was fine. Britney told me to ignore her family and wanted us to run away on honeymoon straight away but we were so shattered we went to bed."

Neither the bride nor the groom had any idea of the storm that was about to engulf them.



Peck to passion

BRITNEY and Jason first met in Kentwood when they were both four. Her mum Lynne ran the local Little Rod pre-school.

Jason smiled: "There was a group of us that met up and would play together and go down to Hyde Park, a waterhole where we'd swim."

When Britney (pictured right at eight) joined TV's Mickey Mouse Club then became a singer Jason saw less of her but they still met up at least twice a year.

"When she came home we'd all get together," he explained. "I remember seeing her in the summer of 2000. She was with Justin Timberlake in the gym. I didn't speak to him but she came over and we chatted."

In October 2002 Britney returned to Kentwood. "This time we went to stay with her cousin in Baton Rouge and that's when we kissed for the first time," he said. "We were talking in her room and she kissed me softly. Then she straddled me and started kissing more passionately. I thought about sex but didn't pursue it, even though she wasn't with Justin then."

Last Christmas, Britney was back in town. She, Jason and a few pals persuaded a local club owner to open just for them.

"We played some of Britney's songs," he said. "And she danced with the rest of us.

"Later she came on to me again and kissed me. She has the most seductive puppy-dog eyes when she flirts with you.

"That's when she invited me to Vegas."

And his life would never be the same again.

quoth_the_raven
07-15-2004, 02:31 AM
Ah the news of the world...a bastion of shite!

Who wants to bet that some of the above story is a little (or a lot) overdone...? anyone at all?;)

sharkstank
07-15-2004, 05:47 AM
jesus christ, that guy lived my dream for a night. STOP WHINING BEEYATCH!!
if its true, dont let greb read it. he'll slit his wrists :(
unless he did lie a tad. entirely possible. and likely
great story though, jason. should provide hours of enjoyment for myself ;)

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Buck Turgidson
07-15-2004, 06:10 AM
Way too many Britishisms to be by Jason.

That's basically a wet dream by a British tabloid reporter told to go wild and let his imagination flow.

harpian
07-15-2004, 06:45 AM
It's kinda sleazy of him to give away so many private details to the world.

Jesus. Have some dignity.

Xandrew88
07-15-2004, 11:36 AM
News of the World = as Reliable as shit.

But if it turns out to be true, Britney can go on with her bad self. She's a pimp. lol.

But yeah, this story sounds WAAAY to forced. And didn't they say that they were watching a movie when they decided to get married?

NuclearMisfit
07-15-2004, 11:41 AM
Oh Boo Hoo he nailed Britney, almost feel sorry for the guy. not!

Pain In Da Azz
07-15-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by harpian
Jesus. Have some dignity.

For what? She didn't.

SkyNet
07-15-2004, 02:58 PM
it sounds like he was writing a fucking romance novel.. i mean... if i ever make a porno movie... at least Costanza has it all planned out for me...!

Fisting Ackbar
07-15-2004, 05:05 PM
I missed the part where they watched THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE together

adamjohnson
07-15-2004, 05:40 PM
Lucky bastard.

APzombie
07-15-2004, 05:58 PM
Wow, someone is pushing the facts.

They cut out the real ending. "Take that you Varsity High School classmates!"

harpian
07-15-2004, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Pain In Da Azz
For what? She didn't.

Yeah, but he's just putting himself on her level now. He could be a bigger person about it. It's trashy to talk about your sex life to the media.

echo_bravo
07-15-2004, 06:23 PM
Jesus what is with this guy. I dont feel sorry for his bitch ass at all. He got to fuck Britney not once but numerous times!!!!


I can just see Jason Alexander, Fred Durst, Justin TImberlake, Colin Farrell get together for their weekly Britney Spears Anonymous which is conducted by Paulie Shore.

Jason: " HI everyone my name is Jason"

Fred, Justin, Colin: HEY JASON!

Scarface98.9
07-15-2004, 06:48 PM
http://www.eonline.com/Facts/People/Photos/fs.alexander.jpg

Jason Alexander's secretly thinking of his wild night with Britney Spears

Slim_JGE
07-18-2004, 08:14 AM
Aaaawwwww... the poor guy, he slept with Britney for like 3 days... that must have been a real bitch, how will he ever go on?

Lynn7
07-18-2004, 09:07 PM
He didn't play his cards right-he figures now that she is getting married he has nothing to lose but I give her marriage about 5 minutes and then she might've come back to him to cry on his shoulder. That's finished now.Good going Jason! LOL!

electriclite
07-18-2004, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Lynn7
He didn't play his cards right-he figures now that she is getting married he has nothing to lose but I give her marriage about 5 minutes and then she might've come back to him to cry on his shoulder. That's finished now.Good going Jason! LOL!


Amen. I'm sure this "retelling" is all bs, but it does do without saying: No respect for any man that kisses and tells

HeavyK
07-18-2004, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by harpian
It's kinda sleazy of him to give away so many private details to the world.

Jesus. Have some dignity.

I totally believe that. Everyone no matter who they are deserves some personal privacy.

flowrchild
07-19-2004, 10:19 AM
I don't buy a word of this. It sounds like completely fabricated garbage. I bet within the next day or 2, Jason will come out saying he never made those comments.

NuclearMisfit
07-19-2004, 10:27 AM
If you notice, the whole story is broken up in chapters and each chapter begins with a word: Thong, Moans, Shattered, Peck to Passion.

I think this might be crap.

Twisted Sister
07-19-2004, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
Way too many Britishisms to be by Jason.

That's basically a wet dream by a British tabloid reporter told to go wild and let his imagination flow.

Totally agree. Guys from Louisiana using British vernacular like "gobsmacked" and "straight away?" I seriously doubt it. My bs detector went off the map when reading this article.

Typical tabloid fodder.

killbillbaby
07-19-2004, 11:37 AM
Alot of that story is probably so made up and exaggerated that its not even funny. But I wouldn't be suprised if all of the sexual details are true. I mean come on we all know that Britney is a freaky slut!

Scarface98.9
07-19-2004, 11:47 AM
I've seen this guy on TV, and heard him talk. There's no way he'd be able to be that thorough when he talks or be able to use those big words. Figures

DRbeauty
07-20-2004, 11:35 AM
Wow. What would be the point in going through all of those sordid details like that. I thought his 15 minutes were up already.

Cronos
07-20-2004, 02:24 PM
hehehe, its from a british newspaper, its bound to be a pile of shit

Heavenley
07-20-2004, 02:51 PM
If this is true, and this guy has a huge mouth and just blabs all of these private things out, I feel sorry for Britney, she should consider with whom she hangs out and what she does. It could have an affect on her career, since she's out in the public eye.

quoth_the_raven
07-20-2004, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Cronos
hehehe, its from a british newspaper, its bound to be a pile of shit

Try reading The Times. Best sports pages for a start and very few pics of britneys zits...by zits i do of course mean ex-husbands and the current crop on her face...;)

Pain In Da Azz
07-21-2004, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by harpian
Yeah, but he's just putting himself on her level now. He could be a bigger person about it. It's trashy to talk about your sex life to the media.

there's probably a paycheck in it somewhere for him plus he's not exactly rich so he'd probably be willing to give up dates and times for the right price.

:)

Pain In Da Azz
07-21-2004, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Lynn7
He didn't play his cards right-he figures now that she is getting married he has nothing to lose but I give her marriage about 5 minutes and then she might've come back to him to cry on his shoulder. That's finished now.Good going Jason! LOL!

especially since her new husband has two kids and a jealous baby-momma! britney sure does know how to pick em dont she!!!! :D

kungfuchris
07-21-2004, 04:03 PM
the guy who wrote this probably did it to get a boner and then jerk off later.

t3h Qster
07-23-2004, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
Ah the news of the world...a bastion of shite!

Who wants to bet that some of the above story is a little (or a lot) overdone...? anyone at all?;)

still an intersting read

Tagia_Romero
07-23-2004, 06:38 PM
Does that 'sex scene' sound a little Mills and Boone to anyone?

Grebdron
07-23-2004, 06:50 PM
I'd hit it.

Tweek
07-23-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Grebdron
I'd hit it.


So simple...
Yet it says so much.
:)

sharkstank
07-23-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by t3h Qster
still an intersting read

yup, a VERY interesting read. very

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