Paaaaris Hiiilton

[Jas]

This bitch is best known for being known...Damn..
She REALLY pisses me off, milking every single ounce of her fame juice to death!
That crap-ass show of her's, she's making a rap-album, and starring in movies just because of that damn sex-tape that was NIGHT-VISION FOR CRHIST'S SAKE!
But on the real rant at hand.
Who doesn't remember her wanting to ban the tape, mainly because of "Mental anguish".........But of course now she's shutting up because Rick "Annoying bastard" Solomon offered her a percentage of the money he makes off of selling the damn tape.
MENTAL ANGUISH MY ASS!
That tape is the best goddamn thing that ever happened to that slut!
She was crying like a little baby about how much stress it was causing her and her family, while she's out getting her 15 damn ages of fame!
Then she gets a percentage of the money from her sex-tape, like she actually needs another million in her purse goddamnit!






Crap...

[Raoul Duke]

Only in America could a semi-celeberity/socialite gain national fame because she taped herself being fucked.

[Squid Vicious]

Originally posted by Raoul Duke
Only in America could a semi-celeberity/socialite gain national fame because she taped herself being fucked.

True that.

I also can't fucking stand her. She's such a goddamn ugly skank (I don't usually like using words like "skank" or "slut", but I think it fits here), and she annoys the hell out of me. I'm just waiting for her 15 minutes to be up.

[Kidsilk]

Not to mention she is FUGLY. I don't find her even remotely attractive.

[Glaze]

I really don't care too much about her.She is really milkng every chance she has to be famous.

[bigred760]

I hear you brother. She also comes across as a total idiot on camera. I haven't seen her stupid ass reality show, but I did watch the MTV Movie Awards and she looked like she had an IQ of -10 and wasn't sure what she was doing there.

Can't wait to watch her movies bomb because she can't act worth shit.

And does anybody else think she's one of the ugliest and fakest people you've ever seen?

[Cyclonus]

Relax, people. She's just a fad. A few more years and she'll be out of the limelight.

[Jas]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
Relax, people. She's just a fad. A few more years and she'll be out of the limelight.

Years? YEARS?!!??! I can hardly take another minute!!
God help us...

[echo_bravo]

OH yeah like America is the ONLY place where people worship celebrities.:rolleyes:

Ever heard of David Beckham and his Spice Girl whore?

What about the Royal Family? Prince WIlliam? Oh yeah Brits just ignore them along with the tabloids.:rolleyes:

[ParileseMonster]

I saw this bitch in a magazine, talking on the phone with one hand and in the other right out in the fucking open was a huge wad of 100's. If I were anywhere near her on that day, I would have put my panty hose on my head and mugged the fucking whore!

[Pvt. Joker]

This is one bitch who if she was to get into an accident and die I would not feel bad. I might even be inclined to light a sparkler and have a beer.

What exectly has she done that would even constitute all the attention she garners, get fucked....whoopie, it didn't help out PAM ANDERSON, so why is it helping out her. At least Pam is hot. I seen the video, I think one thing is safe to say, she's a lame fuck! You figure all that fucking she's doing she at least be half decent at it.....or would it just be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

But she's not the only one, her fucking troll whore of a friend Nichole Ritchy(I don't know how to spell it and I'm not wasting my time Googleing it either). You see the amount of makeup she has to stack on that face in order to look a slut....imagine if she tried to look presentable. I wouln't want to imagine her the morning after, definently something I wouldn't want to wake up next too ......mainly because of the VD though.

I can't believe anyone watchs the show they have. I mean COME ON PEOPLE (Which I'm sure many people have on those two), wake and smell the fucking roses. They go around insulting people that have less money then they do because why.....well they think they're better then them and I doubt you have more money then them, so they would do the same fucking shit to you.

I would love to issue a challenge, come to my small town sometime. Try to get away with the same shit they try in whatever chicken shit town they were in before. I would love to see it, the girls here don't scratch and pull hair, they'll beat the shit out of them two bitches. Maybe then I would watch thier show.

[Raoul Duke]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
OH yeah like America is the ONLY place where people worship celebrities.:rolleyes:

Ever heard of David Beckham and his Spice Girl whore?

What about the Royal Family? Prince WIlliam? Oh yeah Brits just ignore them along with the tabloids.:rolleyes:


I didn't say that no where's else in the world besides America were celeberity's paid a lot of attention. Buuut, is Beckham famous for filming himself screwing? Is that Spice Girl? Are any of the members of the Royal family?

Can you name another person in any other country that now has film, television and music deals because the public seen them have sex on camera?

Please, name some, I'd actually like to know.

[Jas]

OoooOO buuuurn :D

[chilli pepper]

she is one of the 35% of the people that exsist in the world that could die tomorrow and I would literally cheer. And what was the big deal about that video anyway? anyone on the boards that have seen the video would agree with me in saying that it is literally the worst porno known to man...fucking whore.

[thedudeman69]

what the fuck is up with her? She is trying to lead a movie career after the acadamy snubbed her for her,oh let's just say, Oscar worthy performance in her first movie.:D

[sharkstank]

to be fair, shes not famous for being screwed on camera. shes famous for being young, rich and a party girl :D
wait, that didnt sound much better...

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thedudeman69]

A bitch is still a bitch no matter how hard you fuck her:D

[Kastman]

I read or heard somewhere that she is giving all her percentage of the profit she gets from teh tape to charity

[Jas]

Originally posted by Kastman
I read or heard somewhere that she is giving all her percentage of the profit she gets from teh tape to charity

That's a great idea!
She gives all her money to the "Sluts Screwed On Camera" charity, and then she practically gets her money back! Brilliant!

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by Raoul Duke
Only in America could a semi-celeberity/socialite gain national fame because she taped herself being fucked. I assure you that you don't even need to be rich or have a tape to be famous in Spain. Just calling a TV program and saying you slept with another Jack, famous for having done the same will win you immediate and numerous minutes in every evening magazine.


Disgusting.


At least over there you can enjoy their "fame performances".

[Jim H]

it didn't help out PAM ANDERSON

Yeah, actually it did. It certainly helped more than it hurt, anyways.

[SykkBoy]

All I know is that if I were in her position, I'd be milking it every fucking way I could too........

[Talking Text]

Originally posted by SykkBoy
All I know is that if I were in her position, I'd be milking it every fucking way I could too........

Some people may misunderstand that comment.

[bmain77]

Ok I agree with everyone about how pathetic it is that Paris has become so famous for the shallowest of reasons. Thats all good. But the thing that bugs are people to try to sound all holier than thou about how ugly she or any of other young starlets are. Come on now if you are a heterosexual single male (or maybe even married) tell me you wouldn't hit this in about 30 seconds:

http://aldo063.free.fr/22%20D%E9cembre%202003/paris%20hilton%20oooo/DonScan_022_Paris_Hilton_Maxim_1203-3.jpg


you are welcome in advance for thanking for providing you all with "material" for future use. :D

[Tweek]

She's probably a cesspool of disease.
So i wouldn't "hit that".

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by Jim H
Yeah, actually it did. It certainly helped more than it hurt, anyways.


Really, name how many record deals, movie appearences and TV deals she got from that sex tape. She, unlike Paris Hilton, had gained notoriety before she ever did the sex tape. The exposeuer from Baywatch alone got her anything outside of the show. The only thing the sex tape got her (although I would say it was more the whole Tommy Lee relationship and court battles) was popularity in the tabloids.

She bombed out as an actress and the sex tape didn't get her any more roles afterwards like Paris Hilton.....fuck did you ever see the movie she did.

Bottom line, Pam Anderson would have recieved anything she has from the exposuer on the Baywatch show alone. Paris needed a sex tape to do anything in show business. The sex tape did more to hurt Pam Anderson than it did Paris, Pam struggled afterwards landing only a lame show, Paris seems to thriving.

[Jas]

OH DEAR GOD!
Look at how her right foot bends below the knee!
That freaks me out!

[chilli pepper]

Come on now if you are a heterosexual single male (or maybe even married) tell me you wouldn't hit this in about 30 seconds:

If I found her naked lying in my bed with a paper bag over that ugly mug of her's saying "lets go a few rounds" then sure, maybe she would have a chance.

[one_crow_sorrow]

Originally posted by bmain77
Come on now if you are a heterosexual single male (or maybe even married) tell me you wouldn't hit this in about 30 seconds:



I'd hit her in the face with a lead pipe maybe.


Ugly whore.

[Jim H]

Pam struggled afterwards landing only a lame show, Paris seems to thriving.

She struggled because she's untalented. The tape just had minimal effect either way, I think.

BTW, if Paris Hilton was completely unknown, no one would say she was hideous. It's only because of her popularity, I think. Either that, or people have ludicrously high standards.

I don't find her attractive, but ugly? Eh. She'd look a lot better, I think, if she gained some weight and actually had muscle tone, rather than flesh covered bones.

[Talking Text]

She has a Transvestite face. I have to duck whenever i see her picture because i'm paranoid that her nose may come out and poke me in the eye. You can't really see it in that pic though, so i'm fine.

[Jon Lyrik]

No, I would NOT hit that. She's a walking disease. Not as bad as that two-bit, herpes-ridden, balding tramp Christina Aguilera, but she's a fucking slut and is probably riddled in STDs.

And the bitch needs to eat something:

http://bigpicturesusa.com/production/030602/mtv_awards_web/images/Paris%20Hilton_030531_2.jpg

Ewwww.

She is worth 300 million US dollars, but in terms of superiority in life forms she ranks somewhere between the inbred white trash on Jerry Springer and the soap scum fungi that is growing on the sides of my bathtub.

Besides, anyone can tell she's not real in terms of body. She is faker than that smile on my face when I'm trying to laugh at a classmate's dumbass joke.

And she is as dumb as a brick. She doesn't even know what WalMart is.

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by Jim H
She struggled because she's untalented. The tape just had minimal effect either way, I think.


So you think Paris Hilton is talented?

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
So you think Paris Hilton is talented?

He would in an alternate universe since he said she is untalented. So in an alternate universe, 1+1=3, E=MC Triangle, my penis will be curved, Tom Cruise would be 6'6, Albert Einstein would have been the biggest mongoloid retard who ever lived, The Passion would not upset parts of the Jewish community, Titanic would have flopped so badly it would have sunk Fox and Paramount, sex would be painful, orgasms would be bad, you won't hit puberty, puberty hits you, you would drive cars in the former Soviet Union rather than them driving you, Michael Jordan would be an white, short, inept, wanna-be NBAer, straight guys would be going after guys, gays are straight, whites would be blacks, orientals will be...hmmm...Arabs? Pens write on you, sound won't be coming out of speakers, speakers will be coming out of sound, paper types on typewriters, you would blow on fans, you would be Rekoj .Tvp instead of Pvt. Joker, Batman & Robin would be my favorite film, the US is a dictatorship, Zimbabwe is a democracy, Rosie O'Donnell would be anorexic, and Hitler wouldn't be a bad guy. Only in an alternative universe, though...

[poopontheshoes7]

WOW! You guys can be so cruel. Im not really a peace keeping guy and I can be pretty bad when it comes to people I dislike. But its not like she fucked YOUR boyfriend/girlfriend on that tape.

She personally doesnt bother me. I not a fan and and dont dislike her. She's just kind of there for me.

Hey you guys hate her Im not gonna try and stop you from hating her. That would be stupid. I'm saying let out your anger on someone that lets say little girls look up to. *cough* Brittany Spears. To me she is waaaaay worse than Paris Hilton. do you know how many six year olds I see walking around dressed like brittany with a short skirt and showing there bellys with a shirt that says Brittant spears with a decal on the chest. Spears is a horrible role model. I dont see ten year olds fucking older guys in green night vision.

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
WOW! You guys can be so cruel. Im not really a peace keeping guy and I can be pretty bad when it comes to people I dislike. But its not like she fucked YOUR boyfriend/girlfriend on that tape.

She personally doesnt bother me. I not a fan and and dont dislike her. She's just kind of there for me.

Hey you guys hate her Im not gonna try and stop you from hating her. That would be stupid. I'm saying let out your anger on someone that lets say little girls look up to. *cough* Brittany Spears. To me she is waaaaay worse than Paris Hilton. do you know how many six year olds I see walking around dressed like brittany with a short skirt and showing there bellys with a shirt that says Brittant spears with a decal on the chest. Spears is a horrible role model. I dont see ten year olds fucking older guys in green night vision.

No, we all hate Britney Spears too.

That gives me an idea for a rant.

[MacReady]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
He would in an alternate universe since he said she is untalented. So in an alternate universe the US is a dictatorship,

Considering who's in your office and how he "allows" people to say what they wish, I don't think this is the most accurate choice to point out how an alternate universe works.:p

Onto more matter, I too wouldn't dare go near "it". Seriously, I'm sick of people raising their eyebrows when I say it's the ugliest "woman" I've ever seen (yeah, you heard me). It's not that it's a total slut, it has deformed eyelids that reminds of Forrest Whittaker, except it also has a huge, manly, Bruce Campell-esqe jaw to go with that ugly right eye. It also puts on way to much make-up and it's revolting to look at naked since her boobs aren't really impressive, she shave down there (which I don't like) and it's really, really skinny. It actually manages to make me nauseous just by looking at it.

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
He would in an alternate universe since he said she is untalented.

Why don't you read that a little more closely and maybe you will see he wasn't reffering to Paris Hilton at all, we were talking about Pam Anderson.....which then I have to ask you, what universe are you in? Must be the one where someone reffers Pam Anderson and you think they are talking about Paris Hilton.

He said Pam Anderson is untalented, where you get Paris Hilton from is beyond me. which would leave me to believe you are in an alternate universe, yes, a medication surpressed universe.

In case you were wondering what we were arguing about, or discussing, (obvioulsy you haven't read the previous posts) was the fact that Jim H thinks Pam anderson's sex tape helped her career. I'm saying it didn't, after that she was completely ignored and the wave of fame she was riding from Baywatch dissappeared. Where in Paris Hilton's case it has done the total opposite, her career is thriving right now.

What I meant by my statement was that if Pam Anderson lost her career from lack of talent, then Paris Hilton must have talent because she very well off career wise(all be it I'm not to sure what she does). Everything that Paris Hilton is getting now is because of that tape, not because of talent. This did not happen for Pam, after that tape hit her career went with it. I don't think that the lack of talent killed her career, I think it was that tape.....mind you hers was much more graphic.

I was more or less making a joke, I don't think that Jim H thinks that Paris Hilton is talented I was just twisting his words.

Oh ya, one thing about your pens writing on me statement, I don't think that's how it would be in an altenate universe. I personnaly have never written on a pen, have you? I could see pens using me to write with. I think that paper would be the thing to write on me being as how I tend to write on it instead of writing on pens....the only question, what would paper write on me with?

[Jim H]

Why don't you read that a little more closely and maybe you will see he wasn't reffering to Paris Hilton at all, we were talking about Pam Anderson.....which then I have to ask you, what universe are you in? Must be the one where someone reffers Pam Anderson and you think they are talking about Paris Hilton.

Just as an addendum... Rethinking things, I think Pam was on her way out no matter what, and the tape had little impact.

I don't think Paris Hilton is talented, but I think she has been a lot smarter with her choices in her... Jobs.

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by Jim H
Just as an addendum... Rethinking things, I think Pam was on her way out no matter what, and the tape had little impact.

I don't think Paris Hilton is talented, but I think she has been a lot smarter with her choices in her... Jobs.

Ok, I can agree with that, I suppose no sex tape if it was going to help would get through the Barb Wire bomb. I guess Paris Hilton has been smarter, the only thing to add there is that to be smarter then Pam would not take much.

Although when this rap cd or whatever type of music it is, it won't be too long before that decision ranks up as a dumb one (oh God please don't let people like this). Little John, what the hell are you thinking!!

[Talking Text]

Lil Jon is thinking about money, he's a shitty, shitty, crappy, crappy pop producer that somehow ended up in the hip hop catergory. Paris will be sucking his dick like she sucks golf balls through water-hoses.

She'll have a team of writers writing her some shit lyrics and Lil Idiot will do his best at making her sound good. You really havn't a clue what studios can do these days. They'll run her voice through progams and compressers and she'll have her record.

And didn't Pam retire?

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by Talking Text
Lil Jon is thinking about money, he's a shitty, shitty, crappy, crappy pop producer that somehow ended up in the hip hop catergory. Paris will be sucking his dick like she sucks golf balls through water-hoses.

She'll have a team of writers writing her some shit lyrics and Lil Idiot will do his best at making her sound good. You really havn't a clue what studios can do these days. They'll run her voice through progams and compressers and she'll have her record.

And didn't Pam retire?

I know exactly what they'll do in the studio and the scary part is they could make her sound like she can sing. Half of the so called entertainers use pitch machines that have the song pre-recorded, what then happens is if you miss a key it automatically fixes it for you.

Your right Little John sucks, I can't stand that crap. I love the skit Dave Chappelle did of him on his show, made me laugh my ass off.

I don't know if Pam retired but if she did I imagine the Hep C had something to do with it.

[Labbla]

Paris hilon is the sluttiest slut that ever slutted in a slut so a slut could slut in her slut hole. Seriously she is just nasty.

Paris Hilton has an air borne cloud of STDs surrounding her if you get close her you will get every STD that exist AND FOR GODS SAKE DO NOT BREATHE IT IN! I do not know why she is not put under qaurintine.

So in conclusion Paris Hilton is a slutty whore who should never be spoken of again.

[one_crow_sorrow]

Originally posted by Labbla
Paris hilon is the sluttiest slut that ever slutted in a slut so a slut could slut in her slut hole. Seriously she is just nasty.

Paris Hilton an air borne cloud of STDs surrounding her if you get close her you will get every STD that exist AND FOR GODS SAKE DO NOT BREATHE IT IN! I do not know why she is not put under qaurintine.

So in conclusion Paris Hilton is a slutty whore who should never be spoken of again.

:D

[Talking Text]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
I know exactly what they'll do in the studio and the scary part is they could make her sound like she can sing. Half of the so called entertainers use pitch machines that have the song pre-recorded, what then happens is if you miss a key it automatically fixes it for you.

Yeah, i'ma producer and i don't use any of that crap, if i'm recording someone i expect them to keep in tune and time, if they fuck up, i'll record it again.

I can't afford the best anyway.

[Gregorious8]

This just might be the most negative thread in the history of Joblo.

[poopontheshoes7]

Oh come on Labbla. Thats kinda taking it to an extreme.

I know I know YOUR opinion I respect that.

Once again I will say Im not a fan of hers. Just because she has a sex tape doesnt make the biggest slut ever.

That blonde singer Liz Phair reeks WAY more slut then Paris imo.

I dont know way but theres something in her look that makes me think shes a slut.

http://www.lizphair.com/images/menu_music.jpg

[bmain77]

http://www.lizphair.com/images/menu_music.jpg

Man you have to share pictures like that with the rest of us. Theres nothing wrong with a female having a bit of sluttiness to them. Makes things more interesting.

But I find this attacking of not just Paris's, but Britney SPears, Lindsay Lohan, etc... looks as a bit disingenuous. It's just like people who attack Michael Moore by calling him a fat ass instead of attacking or countering what he says. Or more like hating something no matter what just because its popular or mainstream.

I know we are all entitled to our own opinion and all that. And I also realize that a lot of the girls in this category are very untalented. So that leaves one wonder why they have reached such degrees of fame. It's because a good number of them are incredibly hot. THey may in fact be "diseased", sleep with any thing that movies and all that, but to most males they are very pleasing to the appearance and thats why they are where they are. For most of them it has nothing to do with talent. Take them for what they are, eye candy. Nothing more and nothing less. There is a long tradition of this in Hollywood and its not going to end anytime soon.

On a less serious note I can't explain my attraction to Paris. I seriously am not into the skinny waif look at all. In fact I'm much more into women with some meat on their bones like Serena Williams...mmmm Serena (or maybe I'm just attracted for to chicks everybody finds fugly cuz I get attacked for my Serena fetish all the time) But for some reason the anorexic look works well for Paris.

[Jas]

Originally posted by bmain77


Man you have to share pictures like that with the rest of us. Theres nothing wrong with a female having a bit of sluttiness to them. Makes things more interesting.

No, no. It makes them more STD-ish and unattractive.




But I find this attacking of not just Paris's, but Britney SPears, Lindsay Lohan, etc... looks as a bit disingenuous. It's just like people who attack Michael Moore by calling him a fat ass instead of attacking or countering what he says. Or more like hating something no matter what just because its popular or mainstream.

What has Paris Hilton done that can be countered, like what Moore says? Nothing. There's nothing to hate her for EXCEPT for being "Mainstream" and antention seeking. Spoiled, stupid little brat comes to mind also.

I know we are all entitled to our own opinion and all that. And I also realize that a lot of the girls in this category are very untalented. So that leaves one wonder why they have reached such degrees of fame. It's because a good number of them are incredibly hot. THey may in fact be "diseased", sleep with any thing that movies and all that, but to most males they are very pleasing to the appearance and thats why they are where they are. For most of them it has nothing to do with talent. Take them for what they are, eye candy.

Well, the vast majority of the people here, mostly guys, don't see her as eye candy....She's more like an eye infection.


On a less serious note I can't explain my attraction to Paris. I seriously am not into the skinny waif look at all. In fact I'm much more into women with some meat on their bones like Serena Williams...mmmm Serena (or maybe I'm just attracted for to chicks everybody finds fugly cuz I get attacked for my Serena fetish all the time) But for some reason the anorexic look works well for Paris.

That's another thing, today a girl HAS to have the anorexic look, or she's considered fat. Sure I like some skinny women, but not THAT skinny. So I don't think "The anorexic look" works, or should work, for ANY woman.


IMO

[optimus]

I have never understood the hype about her. She un-attractive, stupid, and not in the least bit interesting as an individual. I hope this is just a fad because I'm sick of seeing her.

[chilli pepper]

I have never understood the hype about her. She un-attractive, stupid, and not in the least bit interesting as an individual. I hope this is just a fad because I'm sick of seeing her.

exactly. With that I have nothing more to say.

[kweber24]

shes fuckin hot, i just don't understand why she wants all that crap, shes got all the fuckin money she needs.

[Duke Nukem]

I watched an episode of "The Simple Life 2" the other day...oh...my...gosh...

Let's see...the show starts off with bimbos Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie on the road. They are hungry and apparently no money on them.

They stop at a McDonald's restaurant and park their truck and trailer around the corner in the drive-through lane where people order their food by car and block off cars trying to get through the drive-through

Let me repeat...they park their fucking truck and trailer in the drive-through lane blocking off people who are on the go! Dumbasses. And, they don't seem to care or acknowledge the move either. They just care about THEMSELVES.

That's just the beginning of the episode, and their stupidity and laziness only gets worse the remaining 25 minutes of the show. I couldn't count the stupid things they said and did. Really, the point of the "The Simple Life" is to exploit how stupid Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are. Expecially, Paris. Nicole has nothing on her.

Now for me, Paris Hilton is one of two people I hate with a passion (the other is Michael Moore, I'll keep it to that), because she is everything I don't believe in. She has no brains, wit, maturity, dignity, self-worth, morality, or anything. Nothing. How the rich Hilton people came up with a daughter like her I can't explain. And, Nicole Ritchie! Was Lional Ritchie unable to make her a cool and normal person like himself? Whatever.

I can't wait for Paris Hilton to get pregnant. I mean, first of all, she won't even know she's pregnant. Let's face it, she sleeps around all the time anyway. She's bound to get get pregnant. I don't think she know "protection" is, so she's not likely going to use a diaghram or anything. And any guy that does her and thinks that her plastic-surgery-botched-plastic face is "hot," will probably forget to slip a condom on Mr. Johnson.

Okay, so Paris Hiltons finds herself pregnant. Her belly and chest stick out more than usual.

Paris Hilton: "Why is my chest bigger?"

Nicole Ritchie: "Hmm...maybe you're not throwing up enough food after you eat? Look at me! I don't think I've thrown up enough food either! My chest is about to burst and I feel pain all the time! And, I throw up a lot in the morning too!"

Paris Hilton: "I think I have throw up right now!"

-Bimbo Paris Hilton goes to throw up. Fellow bimbo Nicole Ritchie goes over to look at the vomit Paris threw up in the toilet.

Nicole Ritchie: "Look at the pretty colors!"

Paris Hilton: "There's more where that came from!"

-Paris throws up more in the toilet.

Nicole Ritchie: "So pretty...I'm feeling...dizzy..."

-Nicole faints from the dizziness and she falls over. Her body falls on the toilet and her head sinks in the toilet water + vomit. Paris throws more and onto Nicole Ritchie.

Paris Hilton: "Hey, you were you right! Those are pretty colors!"

-Paris Hilton gets dizzy and faints. Her body falls over the toilet and her head sinks in the toilet water + vomit with Nicole Richie. Her hand lands on the flusher and the toilet flushes and continues to do so, and Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie drown.

[Jim H]

How the rich Hilton people came up with a daughter like her I can't explain.

They're born with a silver spoon in em, are never given any responsibility, and know their entire lives they will never have to work for anything. Most rich brats just aren't seen enough in public, but there are a number of them like Hilton.

[poopontheshoes7]

Duke I hope you know all that is an act. Dont forget they are paid to act like retards.

[Duke Nukem]

Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
Duke I hope you know all that is an act. Dont forget they are paid to act like retards.

Really? Just like Jessica Simpson? I didn't know that. I didn't think some script writer would write material THAT stupid. I thought that the "The Simple Life" was supposed to a reality show. I guess not.

[optimus]

Originally posted by Duke Nukem
Really? Just like Jessica Simpson? I didn't know that. I didn't think some script writer would write material THAT stupid. I thought that the "The Simple Life" was supposed to a reality show. I guess not.

Yes but like everything else, reality shows are there for entertainment value. What you might see as reality isn't always factual. Look at Survivor, they are notorious for fabricating what is actually happening.

[Greenaway]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
OH yeah like America is the ONLY place where people worship celebrities.:rolleyes:

Ever heard of David Beckham and his Spice Girl whore?

What about the Royal Family? Prince WIlliam? Oh yeah Brits just ignore them along with the tabloids.:rolleyes:

Oh yeah. :rolleyes:

Yeah.

[killbillbaby]

GOD!!!

PARIS HILTON PISSES ME OFF SOO DAMN BADLY!!

I mean for christs sake she isnt even that pretty. And she is flat chested