Paltrow gets Barking Lessons

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


I kinda question this story but is kinda hilarious ala Onion ;)




PALTROW GETS BARKING THERAPY FROM STING


Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has been instructed to unwind by "barking like a dog in the mornings," courtesy of advice from rocker Sting.

Paltrow has been conferring notes with the singer about their love for holistic therapy -- which includes the canine method for "getting in touch with your inner voice."

A source tells Britain's Daily Mail newspaper, "She has all sorts of healings and balancings done on her body.

"The worst person for her to get talking to is Sting because he is insanely alternative, too.

"Gwyneth was fascinated by some discipline he tried that involved getting in touch with your inner voice by barking like a dog in the mornings."

[Gregorious8]

More proof that Sting is a fucking weirdo.


Where's Stewart Copeland when you need him?

[Lynn7]

She always came across as very centered. Just another story that makes you realize that who you keep company with does matter. Ding dong.

[Tom Samborski]

(in best Gilbert Gottfried voice) "Hey Gwyneth... WHAT THE FUCK?!!"

[Buck Turgidson]

I'd like to make her bark like a dog.

[Erin123]

Originally posted by Gregorious8
More proof that Sting is a fucking weirdo.



I'd still hit it :D

[sharkstank]

she was so hot in 'great expectations'
not so much now

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ted Pikul]

I've always thought Gwynie was barking.

She certainly doesn't need any lessons from Sting.

Unless they're of the tantric variety.

[electriclite]

Well at least she isn't yelling "I fuck animals!" to relieve stress when flying like Johnny Depp supposedly does. ;)



Sometimes you gotta say weird things to temporarily distract yourself from the day..................... and freak out random people for the sheer fun of it.;) ;) ;)