Worst Film Experiences part 2

[deatheater]

Below write about your worst film experience


My horrible Film experience

The Village
I just "saw" this after a very long and tiring day at my job.The place
was VERY packed.It was about 30 mins into it(Part were Lucidious
goes into the forest) and at this time there were these 2 little kids running up and down the ailes(spelling......).screaming and playing.Any ways my nerves are shot and I am dead tired.I was enjoying the movie and then those two screaming little shits jumped in my row,ran in to me and made me drop my soda all over me.I finally lost it and started cussing at the top of my lungs.I got that little brat and threw one of them off me.(Most other people were yelling at these kids to stop.Oh yes Mommy and Daddy let them do whatever they want.Did not once try to control them).The kids dad got in my face and I struck him in the face with my fist.I get thrown out by an usher and im now banned for a MONTH from the theater.All I wanted to do was relax and watch a movie.But no.No way.No I get two brats who ruin it all for me

All well.Im gonna go again to the other theater.Its a little shabier but cheaper.

God am I tired.........................

I have never reacted like that before.And the most beautiful thing?Nothing happened to the parents or the kids.And the world keeps on turning.........and turning..................and turning................

[Tweek]

I saw part of I, Robot, and had to deal with a bunch of women in the back talking about how fine will smith is.
I just had to leave.
They wouldn't stop!

Damn women (yes I just damned my gender, but that's not the point.)

[poopontheshoes7]

deaththeate did you like hurt the little kid?

Why were you at a movie if you were dead beat tired? That doesnt make sense.

[deatheater]

Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
deaththeate did you like hurt the little kid?

Why were you at a movie if you were dead beat tired? That doesnt make sense.

No I did not hurt him.I threw him off more or less by shoving him off me.He lookd to be 9 years old.I have no clue to why a kid would act this way.

I went because I already had tickets to the film.I was tired yes.

[Mog]

I applaud you, Death. I would never have the balls to not only push a little kid (because kids suck anyway), or even hit the kid's Dad in the face. You pretty much did everything I've always wanted to do to stupid bratty kids and their retarded parents.

Worst experience I ever had at a movie is kind of personal, but I'll share anyway.

This girl, a pretty good friend of mine, were having big problems. And we had a bit of a falling out. I asked her out, she hated me, heart-break. You know, that old chest-nut. Anywho, after a week of depression my friends decide to go to a movie. Mind you, more than half of my friends were female at the time and everyone wanted to see Josie and The Pussycats, so I went. They told me they were going to invite what's-her-face, and I was cool with it. Actually, I was happy because she actually wanted to see me again. Anyway, she shows up in the middle of the movie with none-other than her new boyfriend and sat right next to me. Twist the knife...twist the knife...

I left. Without telling anyone where I was going. I really hate Josie and the Pussycats, now.

To make things worse, when I invited her to my 18th birthday she decided to bring along her new boyfriend again (whom I DIDN'T INVITE). But that's a whole 'nother story all together.

[Pvt. Joker]

You punched the dad in the face? Thumbs up on that....did you get him good or what?

[LoomisFan]

Yeah, did you bust his nose?

[poopontheshoes7]

MOG your story really speaks to me. I had almost the same exact thing happen to me. I was goo goo ovwer this girls. We flirted, the whole bit. Then i really started to like her. I finally worked up th courage to ask her out. She said she didnt know or not. then my friends said she would like to. I went over to were she was sitting and sat behind her. She was talking to her friends. Then one says. Hey (Im not giving her name) are you going out with Robert? Yeah she replys. Robert was suposed to be my friend. he kknew I liked her and made a move on her before me. Fuck8ing bastard.

then a couple weeks later I went to Matrix Reloaded with my friends. guess who shows up. Her and robert. She fucking sat right next to me and flirted with me the whole time while robert was laughing his ass off.

I still havny gotten over it completely. It was all i could do not to kick his fucking backstabing, retarded ass.

[deatheater]

Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
MOG your story really speaks to me. I had almost the same exact thing happen to me. I was goo goo ovwer this girls. We flirted, the whole bit. Then i really started to like her. I finally worked up th courage to ask her out. She said she didnt know or not. then my friends said she would like to. I went over to were she was sitting and sat behind her. She was talking to her friends. Then one says. Hey (Im not giving her name) are you going out with Robert? Yeah she replys. Robert was suposed to be my friend. he kknew I liked her and made a move on her before me. Fuck8ing bastard.

then a couple weeks later I went to Matrix Reloaded with my friends. guess who shows up. Her and robert. She fucking sat right next to me and flirted with me the whole time while robert was laughing his ass off.

I still havny gotten over it completely. It was all i could do not to kick his fucking backstabing, retarded ass.

Hey you wernt tired were you?
;) Should have given it to him then and their.(God I think I need Anger Managment:p )

Man that sucks.Both your and MOGs story is horrible.Why would any one act that way and then blow them off?

[deatheater]

Originally posted by Pvt. Joker
You punched the dad in the face? Thumbs up on that....did you get him good or what?

I believe so.He was holding his nose with tears coming down his face.I think it was barley bleeding.Like one wipe and you would have never noticed it.Maybe I should have got him in the face.All I know is that I just wanted to enjoy myself before i went home and fell asleep for hours on end.(From what I have heard I believe I have not missed much...............at least they refunded me).I do fill guilty for pushing kid off like that.I just belive now that people need to do better with controlling their children.

Aftter I was ejected I went home and wonder if I could have handle it better.......................Nah.Would have done it again.:D

[LoomisFan]

Originally posted by deatheater
Man that sucks.Both your and MOGs story is horrible.Why would any one act that way and then blow them off?
Because, my friend, there are some heartless bastards/bitches in this world. It's OUR job to "take care" of the problem.

[poopontheshoes7]

LOL. Man Deaththeater, you have no clue how many times Im came close to really kicking his ass. Im a very patient person, almost to patient for my own good. The school I just graduated 8th grade from was a very small catholic school. For the past three years or so it went down the shitter. Everything is so pathetic and political it makes me want to throw up. the school is so behind in academics its unbelievable. The way its run is just horrible. the last few months I thought I was going to lose it. I mean LOSE it. All the kids there were just tying to impress someone. Who? I have no clue.

I glad I got out when I could or I would have beat the shit out of someone. I swear.


OK. That mite have sounded bad, like "Troubled child" bad. but If you went to that school and saw how pathetic it is, you would go crazy.

[Cunning Visions]

You should have punched the kid while you were at it, that would have taught him a lesson. I'm j/k....or am I?? :confused: :D

I've only had one altercation during a movie. When I saw The Ring some idiot decided to impress the girls by laughing at the wrong moments and making fun of the film. I politely asked if he'd stop...that's when he stood up and got in my face and called me every bad name in the book. That's when I politely bashed his face and he fell down the aisle stairs (it was stadium seating). The girls he was trying to impress started laughing. He got up and walked out of the theater. Somehow I didn't get kicked out.

[ChemicalRomance]

1) I saw Waterboy (haha) on the opening day and the theater was just full of jocks and they started a food and drink fight and everyone got covered in Sour Patch Kids and soaked in Pepsi.

2) When I saw the Sixth Sense, this girl behind me was with her friend (they were about 17-18) and they did not understand anything and they just kept questioning things, asking what just happened, screaming, hitting each other. Oh my god it was a NIGHTMARE. I didn't even bother trying to talk to them.

[BorderEevilIII]

The only bad experience I personally had that comes to mind was when I saw Brown Sugar and in the first 5 rows this kid would not stop yaking and this girl who was the mother, sister or guardian was doin jack to keep little johnny down during the movie. I was sooooooo annoyed I had to mooooove away! :rolleyes: :mad:

[Pvt. Joker]

Originally posted by deatheater
Aftter I was ejected I went home and wonder if I could have handle it better.......................Nah.Would have done it again.:D

That's good stuff, you've done something I would like to do from time to time, that's puch a bad parent in the nose, too funny.:D

[Jon Lyrik]

Deatheater, here are my suggestions:

Go into that theater with a big-ass machine gun and clean house. Revenge is sweet.

[Backstabba]

At my school, there are these kids, They pissed me off, so I beat the crap out of them. A week later, I see X-men 2, with my little brother, (9 years old), And the kids I fought come in, and with them are about 5 HUGEEE Black (Not racist, not racist) MEN, not kids, MEN, and They sat right next to me, I kept moving, and they kept following me. They were right behind me smacking the back of my head the WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!....SO at school the next day, I beat the crap out of the original fight kid.

I saw the terminal, I was in the 5th row, and the theatre packed, the first 2 rows were teenager Punker kids, they had a ICE fight. I got hit RIGHT in the face with a huge chunk of ice, they got kicked out though

I Saw troy, about 20 minutes before the trojan horse scene, these 2 little, 8 year olds come in, for the rest of a movie, they were argueing about who sghould hold the popcorn.



GOd hates me. :(

[poopontheshoes7]

About the X2 one. I couldnt sit there while they were hiting me like that. I would have done something. I mean how far could it have went if the all hit you. Not for considering your in a pact movie theatre.

At first I would have been scared shitless. but not after awhile. You should have poped the guy a good one! Then ran for your life.

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
About the X2 one. I couldnt sit there while they were hiting me like that. I would have done something. I mean how far could it have went if the all hit you. Not for considering your in a pact movie theatre.

At first I would have been scared shitless. but not after awhile. You should have poped the guy a good one! Then ran for your life.


This makes me sound, and feel like a pussy. I dont hit anhyone, unless I REALLY, REALLY have to. .....out of school. You fight someone in school, and hurt them, you get a suspension, but in a theatre, you can be charged with assualt.

[thedudeman69]

I was at a movie theather seeing the village, and this bastard and his girlfriend sit right fucking behind me and start using their cellphones and talking really loud, all of the other movie patrons were getting pissed, so I turned a round and said SHHH! but the asshole ignored me and kept going on and on with the shit I mentioned above, so I am a hour into the movie and unexpectinly he flicks a ice cube at the back of my head and I turn around and say did you throw that fucking ice cube and he flips me off and I get really angry now but I remain cool, then guess what that asshole does, he starts talking loudly and it is practically next to my ear, so I grab his ear and start punching him in the jaw and then he cries like a fucking baby. so I contiue watching the movie, He storms off with his girlfriend and I get appleuse for doing that!

[poopontheshoes7]

Well Backstabba I didnt mean you make feel like a pussy. but you said that those guys were "men" as in early twentys or thirtys maybe. and your still in school. so wouldnt they be charged with assault on a minor, unless your a senior and are 18 years old.

Plus, you could always plead selfdefense considering there ages and your age.

P.S. I really didnt mean to make feel like a wimp.
Sorry.

[Patrick Bateman]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
I was at a movie theather seeing the village, and this bastard and his girlfriend sit right fucking behind me and start using their cellphones and talking really loud, all of the other movie patrons were getting pissed, so I turned a round and said SHHH! but the asshole ignored me and kept going on and on with the shit I mentioned above, so I am a hour into the movie and unexpectinly he flicks a ice cube at the back of my head and I turn around and say did you throw that fucking ice cube and he flips me off and I get really angry now but I remain cool, then guess what that asshole does, he starts talking loudly and it is practically next to my ear, so I grab his ear and start punching him in the jaw and then he cries like a fucking baby. so I contiue watching the movie, He storms off with his girlfriend and I get appleuse for doing that!

Damn dude, you're like, my hero!

My worst experience, definately has to go to when I first saw "Spider-Man 2".
To make a long story short, me and someone I was with ended up sitting infront of these two 'large' girls. Now I usually try to not sit infront of anyone since I am somewhat tall (6'5), but that night was packed and there was no way to avoid it. Anyways, one of the 'big' girls giggled thru the ENTIRE movie!
Remember the scene where Peter looks in his closet and sees his Spidey outfit next to his suit? Well that was followed by atleast 3 minutes of loud, constant, and very much annoying giggleing.
Any scene that had any spec of comedic flair to it, was soon followed with this 'portly' girl giggleing for 2-3 minutes.

I ended up having to go see it twice because of it. :mad:

But it was a good movie, and I guess theres worst films I could have gone seen twice. :)