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Jon Lyrik

08-02-2004, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by SpongeBod
In a perfect world only adults would be allowed at the movies.
But it's not, so there will always be kids at the movies.
When I say "kids". I mean anyone under the age of 18.

Hey, I'm under 18, and I hate talking in cinemas just as much as anyone else. It just doesn't come from babies, preschoolers and teenagers, it also comes from senior citizens (like when I saw My Big Fat Greek Wedding), morbidly obese women with obnoxious laughs (when I saw The Day After Tomorrow), and stupid 30-something assholes who bring their cellphones.

The only people who should be restricted from theaters is anyone under the age of 5, unless it's a family movie. Some stupid bitch brought her 4-year-old to The Passion of the Christ. Great idea lady, bring a kid who hasn't even started elementary yet to a long, loud, violent movie he won't be able to comprehend. That cunt should have her kid taken from her and be sterilized.

I have had similar experiences with all three of the Lord of the Rings movies. The only preferrable thing about watching a non-Extended Edition Lord of the Rings flick at home rather than in theaters is that there is only one asshole watching it: me. And maybe my parents.

Cottonmouth

08-02-2004, 01:15 PM

That's weird, it seems like I'm the only person to have any reaction in the movies I go to. The crowd watching it with me don't really say anything. Except when I saw Kill Bill Vol. 2, it was chock full of advice and stuff.

After the Five Finger Exploding Heart Technique: "Walk it off, dawg! Walk it off!"

:D

Jyrka

08-02-2004, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by SpongeBod
In a perfect world only adults would be allowed at the movies.
But it's not, so there will always be kids at the movies.
When I say "kids". I mean anyone under the age of 18.

Did you just turn 18 or something? :rolleyes:

Anyhoo, as Jon Lyrik said, age is not the issue here. People who are assholes is the issue. They should be be kicked out of cinemas, which would mean I'd be the only one there. :D

deatheater

08-02-2004, 01:41 PM

Little kids should only go to kids films.Please oh God takes those annoying commercials off(I have gone to a lot of films recently..............we get the One about rhe C2 coke(YOU CANT.....)The one about the Fanta girls,The one about stupid stuff(has a hogs head.a guy in pink underware),and worst one of them all............Body Fantasys.IfYou go to the movies all they should show is movie trailers.Not all this crap you can see on regular T.V.I also hate those group of people who have to always point out the obvious on the screen,who yell and make noise throughout the film.I also hate it when standing in line for a film,some serious asshole comes out at the finish and yells to us like we are dying to find out who won,who was the killer,what happened at the end of the film....ect........

jackson13

08-02-2004, 02:41 PM

No, the worst thing in theaters is the goddamn commercials.

I attended Harold & Kumar yesterday. There were 9 commercials, 3 previews. (Mr. 3000, Blade: Trinity and Dirty Shame!)

Thats fucking ridiculous. I paid to see a movie, not commercials for Aqua Velva Aftershave and some toothpaste that works so well it automatically leads to a romp in the bed with some hot chick (thats how the commercial went).

By the time the 8th commercial came on, people around me were chiming in with "this is fuckin ricidulous) and when the 9th and final commercial finally ended and the first preview came one, a few os us, including me, clapped because the barrage of unwanted ads was finally over.

Before yesterday, the most commercials I ever sat through was 4. Yesterday was more than twice that. Bullshit. Pure, outright, bullshit.

mary lou 102

08-02-2004, 02:42 PM

The worst is kids 10 and under. The are terrible. I remember this woman bringing her 7 year old into Dawn of the Dead. During every explosion he said "Did they blow up the world?". Her and her friedns also got annoying with lines like" Girl, get away from that ugly fat bitch she gonna bite you're neck off" and the usual "Don't go in there"

There were also a couple more in Halloween: H20 with women bringing in their kids.

The strange thing is, kids usaully keep quiet in kid's movies. They pay attention, but since they don't understand a lot of stuff in Adult movies, they have to ask questions.

Dumb teenage girls withb cell phones get on my damn nerves. Also, in The Butterfly Effect a ground of girls' couldn't stop drooling
They were all like "Oh God, Ashton Kutcher is sooo hot"! It got on my nerves badly. Just go home and get some fake Ashton Kutcher porn of sumin.

The Passion was also a place for Baptists and their kids. I have nver seen so many red necks with huge popcorn tubs in my life. I can usually tell a Baptist from a crowd, the way they talk usually.

ChemicalRomance

08-02-2004, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by jackson13
No, the worst thing in theaters is the goddamn commercials.

I attended Harold & Kumar yesterday. There were 9 commercials, 3 previews. (Mr. 3000, Blade: Trinity and Dirty Shame!)

That sucks...all the ad's, but how was the Blade 3 preview? Damn, I am excited for that.

___________

By the way, movies now have commercials for Halo 2 for XBOX. I've never seen a video game ad before a movie. Weird.

SpongeBod

08-02-2004, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Hey, I'm under 18, and I hate talking in cinemas just as much as anyone else. It just doesn't come from babies, preschoolers and teenagers, it also comes from senior citizens (like when I saw My Big Fat Greek Wedding), morbidly obese women with obnoxious laughs (when I saw The Day After Tomorrow), and stupid 30-something assholes who bring their cellphones.

The only people who should be restricted from theaters is anyone under the age of 5, unless it's a family movie. Some stupid bitch brought her 4-year-old to The Passion of the Christ. Great idea lady, bring a kid who hasn't even started elementary yet to a long, loud, violent movie he won't be able to comprehend. That cunt should have her kid taken from her and be sterilized.

I agree with everything you wrote. It was just my sarcastic way of saying blame the parents not the kids.

Mr.HyDe807

08-02-2004, 05:06 PM

When people are fucking talking throughout the movie the whole god damn time; and then they get quiet and you say one little thing to your friends and the people that are talking tell you to be quiet!!!!!!!

This happened to me when i was watching Day After Tomorrow, these bitches and there boyfriends in front of my friends and i were friggin cheking their brite-lite cell phones and talking throughout the entire movie!!!!! So at point they get quiet and i start to ask my friend a question and the girls in front of us tell me to shut up and watch the movie. So i calmy whisper, " Oh im sorry, i didnt know i wasnt kool like you guys and dont have the right to talk while the movie is going on....but i dont have one of those cool light-up cell phones that you guys keep flipping on and off so now i know why! So please, continue talking and flipping you ultimately cool glowing cell phones until i get a seizure....its actually enhancing the enjoyment of my movie experience!

THen they told me to shut up and so i continued to watch the movie, and guess what.....they continued to talk! So my friend , near at some point near the end of the movie, decided to applaud for no apparent reason but to piss off the people in front of us! So they said " You cant applaud now!", and my friend says " I can appalud whenever the hell i feel like it!" Then the movie ended and we went our seperate ways!!!!

jackson13

08-02-2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by ChemicalRomance
That sucks...all the ad's, but how was the Blade 3 preview? Damn, I am excited for that.

Kind of a let down. No big scenes from the movie were shown. I was hoping to see Triple H in the preview since it's his movie debut, and he was no where to be seen. Hell, he wasnt mentioned at all. And he is supposed to be one of the big bad guys, if not THE bad guy.

Bear

08-02-2004, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by mary lou 102
The worst is kids 10 and under. The are terrible. I remember this woman bringing her 7 year old into Dawn of the Dead. During every explosion he said "Did they blow up the world?". Her and her friedns also got annoying with lines like" Girl, get away from that ugly fat bitch she gonna bite you're neck off" and the usual "Don't go in there"
The Passion was also a place for Baptists and their kids. I have nver seen so many red necks with huge popcorn tubs in my life. I can usually tell a Baptist from a crowd, the way they talk usually.

I could handle myself in a movie when I was 10. I remember when I was 11 and saw Ghost Ship twice, I didn't make a fucking sound.
About Passion, oh god! I agree about redneck Baptists. There was one in every seat but mine! That pissed me off. Imagine having to sit DIRECTLY next to people who can't shut their goddamn mouth, and being surrounded by the fuckers! That is hell!
About Dawn, imagine seeing it TWICE with the little brats running their mouths at the same moments! U shouldn't bring a fucking kid to a goddamn zombie movie! But those dickheads never learn.
I remember seeing LOTR: The Two Towers at the theater, and this asshole brought a fucking baby! A fucking baby at the Two Towers! That is unbelievable, who the fuck does that?. And the little bitch didn't leave until half the movie was over! That's 100 fucking minutes of listening to a damn baby scream! I mean, who the hell brings their baby to a 3 hour long movie filled with extremely loud battle scenes that happen over and over? U might as well take it to a goddamn war movie! Then at Final Destination 2, all of these black people brought their goddamn cell phones and would not shut the fuck up through the whole damn thing! And this one guy was sitting running his fucking mouth and a cell phone rang, and he said "Man turn that damn phone off" and continued to run his fucking mouth! I don't give a shit about U and what U have to say, I'm here to watch a fucking movie! People on their cell phones really piss me off.

C-Desecration-

08-02-2004, 09:27 PM

When I was younger I got pissed at talking. Not so much so now. But then, that's probably because I was shushed once . . . I know, I know. It was during ocean's eleven too. I was in one of those "pretend your at home" mindsets . . .
Of course I've never done it again because it's pretty rude because I talked in the MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE! "Oh wow!" at a certain twist, which is bizarre because I'm usually so quiet and perceptive. It was just one of those nights.

I actually like when audiences are a little animated. Like in event movies if they cheer at a certain point? Oh it's fucking great. That's what makes theaters so interesting for me, not the thundering surround sound that nearly pops your eardrums everytime some dude shoots a gun. Then again, it can really ruin a comedy if there's some genius that laughs at every damn thing. It somehow makes it less funny . . .
But hey, they paid too.

Thank God I've never experienced this children under five thing you guys keep talking about. That's probably because I never saw Passion of the Christ, though.

Iacon5

08-06-2004, 03:14 PM

u cant limit it to any spacific group, in a movie theater everyone's an asshole but me.

this one time i was seeing hidalgo or something, some little teenager's phone rang right near me, and not just rang but rang increadibly loud with some gay ass pop rock song as the ringer.

the little shit awnsers it and starts to have a conversation.

i couldn't fuckin believe it ,but then this guy from across the freakin theater yells "shut the fuck up kid" and the kid wispers to his phone

"dude im in a movie i gotta go........yeah the people are being assholes....yeah seeya" (great, way to think of the rest of us shitstain)

so then the same guy yells at the kid again and again from well across the theater, but now the kid yells back and they get into a fuckin ARGUMENT DURING THE FUCKIN MOVIE!!

soon more people started to yell at them and they too began to fight until almost the whole theater was yelling at eachother and people started to throw food at eachother.

they even had to stop the movie

it was the first time i went from increadibly pissed off at everyone to greatly ammused at others stupidity. i walked out of the theater, stole some of the peoples food who ere fighting and got a full refund for a movie i snuck into in the first place

LoomisFan

08-06-2004, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by Iacon5
i walked out of the theater, stole some of the peoples food who ere fighting and got a full refund for a movie i snuck into in the first place
Now, THAT'S the American way!
*Salute*

Solid Snake

08-07-2004, 01:27 PM

Instead of an age rating on movies they should have a IQ rating. That will keep the morons out.

Murderous Squad

08-09-2004, 10:52 AM

The worst thing in theaters is................................................ ......

annoying P-E-O-P-L-E

isileth

08-09-2004, 03:06 PM

The most annoying thing is when you find your place and you discover that it has been designed for someone half your height and the people behind you complain that they don't see the show.
:D :D :D

mary lou 102

08-09-2004, 04:12 PM

Well, I was always quiet in movies, even when I was 5. The onlt time I'd wisper was if I had to go to the bathroom.

Personally, I think the rating system was made to keep young kids out of more adult movies. Not because they would be traumatized, but because there would be no annoying ass kids screaming and shit.

And yes, The Passion was the gathering site of red-neck Baptist psychos. I have nothing agianst Baptists, but dear lord, that was too much. I had to sit at the end of a row(thank God) and my mom sat right next to me on my right. The eople came in with the biggest damn tubs of popcorn that I had ever seen.

BTW, I'm sad that I missed Ghost Ship in theatres. I for one thought it had some good moments. Certainly one of the more disturbing films in recent memory.

Bear

08-09-2004, 04:59 PM

Yep, it was awesome at the theater. And yeah, I could control myself at a pretty young age. And The Passion was hell to sit through. And I remember these assholes kept saying "amen" for some damn reason. Redneck fuckers. And about popcorn tubs, UR definatley right. HUGE tubs.

NuclearMisfit

08-09-2004, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by Bear
Yep, it was awesome at the theater. And yeah, I could control myself at a pretty young age. And The Passion was hell to sit through. And I remember these assholes kept saying "amen" for some damn reason. Redneck fuckers. And about popcorn tubs, UR definatley right. HUGE tubs.

Its craziness I tell you, when I went there would be people saying "Amen" at the wrong moments, for example when they beat jesus and they would say AMEN!.

Bear

08-10-2004, 12:33 AM

Yeah, this one guy kept saying it and I almost turned and said "Shut the fuck up, ya fucking asshole!" I had to sit in the damn middle surrounded by those fuckers. U should've seen the fucking line out there. A bunch of fuckin' rednecks getting their tickets. I had to wait for 30 fucking minutes out there. And then in the theater they wouldn't shut the fuck up. This one fucker kept saying (in extreme redneck voice)"Yeah, well they shouldnt have done done that." I was really about to start cussing people in there. But, oh well.

mary lou 102

08-10-2004, 09:11 AM

Well, the unbelivable thing was that when my mom and I got there, it was sold out. This dude heard us and gave us these tickets for free, cause his friends couldn't come and he had bought them in advance. A very nice little miracle.

And the red necks were there and annoyed the hell outta me. It was actually the first time anyone every clapped after a movie. Well at least for me. Well wait, I did hear some yells at the end of Halloween: H20, but ohhh well.

Pvt. Joker

08-10-2004, 05:38 PM

The way your shoes stick to the floor when your walking out of the theater.....even worse when you go to a porn theater, your not sure just what it is that's on the floor.:D

No I don't go to porn theaters.

echo_bravo

08-10-2004, 06:46 PM

Asshole deaf people who use sign language all throughout the movie.

When my friends and I went to see Spiderman 2, there was a group of deaf people (about 8 of them) and they happened to sit right in front of us.

So, throughout the movie these assholes would use sign language to discuss the movie I guess. (There were two that werent deaf, but used sign language to tell the deaf dudes what is going on).

It wasnt the fact that they were signing eachother but they raised their hands up high and did it so one of them on the end of the row could comminicate to the other one at the very other end.

It was really fucking annoying. Thankfully one of my friends told them to knock it off.

movieguy1021

08-13-2004, 02:47 PM

Whenever you see a movie with old people, you have to expect a lot of comments. When I saw House of Sand and Fog, about halfway through, one old person yelled out "Is the bald man married to the young woman?" Also, they showed a trailer for Eternal Sunshine, and some woman had to explain to her mother what it meant: "Eternal...like forever. Sunshine...like happy."

And at De-Lovely, when a character is slowly dying, an old woman yelled, "SHE'S A GONER!"

I hate old people.

Captive Audience

08-17-2004, 07:38 AM

TV-commercials, hands down. I saw an ad for the US Army before Fahrenheit 9/11. I'm sure that ad placement was really effective. :rolleyes: Our tax dollars at work.

We're being played like suckers paying for these things when theaters should be paying US to watch them, or at least lowering the ticket or concessions prices, which have consistently risen despite the ads.

http://www.captiveaudience.org/

"Don't they understand that's what we go to a movie to get away from - commercials?"
- Andy Rooney, 60 Minutes

TATU

08-17-2004, 06:57 PM

When I went to see The Passion of The Christ I was unfortunately stuck next to not one, two, three, four, five, six or seven but eight annoying redneck baptist idiots, as well as a priest, and I was there wearing my Marilyn Manson t-shirt..... Let me tell you the priest lectured me for like ten minutes before the movie started, talking about the word of God and rejecting Satan and such and such a thing, finally I said something like "shut up you fucking Bible thumper." he thankfully got the idea and left.

isileth

08-18-2004, 02:54 AM

Tatu, your answer was great.

SpongeBod

08-18-2004, 07:46 AM

TATU, I'm going to pray for you.

Anybody who has Resident Evil as their favorite movie needs praying for. :D

Bear

08-18-2004, 07:07 PM

Ya know, I was surprised when I went to see AVP! That fuckin' yugioh movie kept the little shitheads out! YAY!!! There was only one kid there and he kept his fuckin' mouth shut! BTW TATU, that answer was classic!

BHZD11

08-18-2004, 11:17 PM

Things I hate about movie theaters...

1) The people who feel the need to CONSTANTLY shuffle their feet behind you and kick your seat. I am not making this up when I say that I have NEVER in my life seen a movie at a theater without someone like that behind me. I swear it's true...I must be cursed.

2) The kliqs of people who DON'T SHUT THE F*CK UP...and I am now going to name off my least favorites of these kliqs and I would like to point out now that I AM NOT A RACIST, I REPEAT...I AM NOT A RACIST: The groups of white guys who dress and act and think that they are black and are laughing and making idiotic comments during serious moments of a film or just random quiet moments. I hate the groups of girls who feel the need to ask 50 million questions during the film and can't keep their voices down when they do it. I REALLY DISLIKE the large groups of black people who HAVE to be loud and obnoxious throughout an entire film (ESPECIALLY if they dislike it), they completely ruined my first viewing of The Village because every two seconds some douche bag kept going "HAAAWHAAAAT!?" because he can't think of anything better to say than to rip off Dave Chappelle. (Once again I am not a racist...but come on, WE ALL THINK THAT AT ONE POINT)

3) The people who bring kids to movies that they have reason to be at. When I went to see Freddy vs. Jason some organization for kids decided it'd be nice to bring them all to a movie, which is cool yeah...BUT FREDDY VS. JASON!? COME ON!...and these kids were between 2 and 8 (seriously). The first 5 minutes of the movie have boobs and a chick getting impaled. The whole movie I watched a 4 year old hide his head in his moms shoulder and cry. I kept saying to my friend "They need to get these kids out of here" and I said it loud enough so that they knew they were morons but didn't disturb the film for anyone else.

4) People who have seizures in the theater. When I went to see Collateral a dude had a seizure right before the movie and threw up on himself. I mean come...some people go too far for attention. (kidding...but that really did happen)

5) The commercials. The whole movie going experience is just ruined when those come on. I hate them so friggin much.

one_crow_sorrow

08-18-2004, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Asshole deaf people who use sign language all throughout the movie.

For some reason this struck me as really funny.

kweber24

08-20-2004, 03:30 AM

Originally posted by ChemicalRomance

What do people do in movies that makes you want to commit mass genocide?

that put a smile on my face:D

trouble

08-20-2004, 08:42 AM

Has anyone ever gone to see a movie YOU'VE NEVER SEEN only to discover you are there with a million-question-asker? This, unfortunetly, has happened to me. I'll be trying to watch something for the first time and the person I'm with will lean over every two minutes and ask me a question that only a person who's seen the film or a frigin psychic could answer. after the first question i'll say "hmm...ive never seen this either" (which they already know) and they'll say "Oh, right". like they get what i mean (which is shut up), but they obviously don't because next thing i know they are asking me something else. i end up ignoring them the whole time, but its annoying and distracting as hell. i mean- im all for discussing stuff when the movie's over, but....

i feel better. im done now.

::salty::

08-20-2004, 04:47 PM

Here's one.

I went and saw AvP the day it came out with a group of friends. We were in a main theater, it was pretty large. The theater was basically empty, a few people near the front, some spread out, and then us at the upper deck. There is plenty of room in the theater to sit basically anywhere.

So, midway through the credits, a group of maybe five 11-13 year old kids come and sit right behind us.

Now, I knew this was the danger of a PG13 rated movie, but didn't think it would be a problem.

Until they started their damned conversation as soon as the movie started.

For the first ten minutes of the movie these kids yapped and talked and annoyed the shit out of me and my friends. And I eventually turned around and asked them nicely and politely to "quiet down so others could watch the movie"

And they did, for about 5 minutes. Then one of the kids got a phone call on his cell phone that damn well should have been off, and the damn kid started talking on the phone for the next 4 or 5 minutes until I finally snapped, having remembered far too many similar circumstances in the past and these turds finally becoming the straw that broke the camel's back.

I would not allow these kids to ruin the experience of the film I had been waiting for since I was seven goddamn years old. (albeit it wasn't the experience I had wanted even if the kids would have been silent)

And so, seeing as the theater was somewhat sparse, with just my group, these kid's group, and maybe 4 other people in the rest of the theater. I finally unleashed my rage.

Turning around I delivered the following message in an angered bellow that would make Satan urinate himself and beg for the Lord's forgiveness:

"Listen you little f##ks, if you do not silence yourselves for the remainder of this movie I will be forced to rip your beating heart from your chest and feed it to you. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, SHUT THE F##k UP!"

At which point some obviously stoned dude in the front of the theater clapped and responded with an enthusiastic "Yeah Man!"

And then I watched the rest of the sub-par film in the way that I wanted.

Yeah...I flew off the handle, so sue me. The last few movie's I've gone to a bunch of shit-for-brains would never shut up and I just had to yell at someone eventually.

BHZD11

08-20-2004, 05:57 PM

I applaud you dude.

I have been close to doing that several times but the people either shut up (thank god) or someone else beat me to the punch. One day I wont wait so long and just yell at them the first time they do it just so I can say I did it.

ChemicalRomance

08-21-2004, 02:09 PM

Bump!

bluesbrother965

08-21-2004, 02:22 PM

Two of my more recent experiences at the movies that pissed me off to no end:

The first was when I was at Napoleon Dynamite. I was there with my mom and my brother, and it was a pretty small theater. I swear there were about three different birthday parties of ten or younger year old kids there. They were talking throughout the whole movie, plus some of them had already seen it and couldn't shut up about how "this next scene is so funny", it made me want to line them up and hog-tie them. Finally some guy near the front yelled "shut the fuck up" and I laughed harder than I did during any other part of the movie, although the movie was hilarious. Unfortunately, the kids still didn't shut up.

The second was when I was at Aliens Vs. Predators. These three friends of mine that I came with absolutely refused to stop saying things like "OOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhh", and "Oh yeah!", and the like. I told them to shut the hell up probably more times than there are minutes in the movie, but they continued. They're good friends of mine, so I like them, but I'm going to try as hard as possible to never go to the movies with them again.

ChemicalRomance

08-22-2004, 06:23 PM

Hhaha the guy that said "Shut the fuck up" at Napoleon Dynomite, you should have gone up and shook his hand, cooked him dinner, got his autograph or soemthing. I love when people do what you want to do.

slasherfan

08-23-2004, 08:01 AM

I fucking hate it when your in a movie and your TRYING and I stress TRYING to talk to a friend on your phone and everyone keeps telling you to shut up. I was trying to tell my friend to plot to the movie and what was going on but people KEPT telling me to shut up, seriously, some people have NO manners at all!:mad: :mad: :mad:

ChemicalRomance

08-27-2004, 08:45 PM

Bump, becuase I want more funny stories.

bigred760

08-27-2004, 09:39 PM

Saw Hero today, and it had to be about 6-7 cell phones rang during the course of the movie!!

For f*ck sake's man. You're not going to miss much if you turn it off; I put mine on vibrate and call the people back.

Cell phones going off is the worst, the freakin' worst!!
I freakin' hate those people!!

Jas

08-27-2004, 11:07 PM

I remember when I was a kid, I always behaved at the theatre and hated people that didn't.
My friend would throw some popcorn at another friend and they'd get into popcorn match, hitting everyone in there.
People'd stare at us like we were retards.
What pissed me off the most about it was after that when that was finally over, they'd ask me a million times what had just happened...

Tofu_Sai

09-14-2004, 10:19 PM

Well i just so happen to live in El Paso, Texas where half of us will go see without a paddle cause it looks "funny" but anyway, when beatrix said El paso Texas some guy said WHAAAT real loud. i mean i hate annoying people in general but that really pisses me off in movies when people constantly make immature comments and stupid shit like that.

I didnt go see w/out a paddle

jeo4

09-16-2004, 05:35 PM

I went to see RE: Apocalypse along with fellow movie hounds. We got there early and picked our seats well. One of the new Dickinson theaters has balcony seating, which kicks ass. Anywho, we're sitting there and ready for the movie to start when three fuckwad dillholes (ages 12 to 14 est.) sit right next to us and begin to make comments and laugh and joke the whole way through the film. I'd say that ranks up there with one of the worst experiences in recent memory. I'm trying to watch the film, dipshit! Be quiet or get the fuck out!!

p1phillips

09-17-2004, 08:27 AM

Fuckheads in cinemas is why I only go to the cinema to see movies that I really, really want to see. It's just not worth it otherwise.

Wrong Turn - some girl spoke on her cell phone during practically the whole movie. A group of people behind us also wouldn't shut up. Normally I would go and complain, but it was a downstairs cinema (down four flights of stairs!!!!) and I would have missed too much of the movie if I had (I liked the film and didn't want to miss anything).

Cruel Intentions - a couple in front of me kept on talking throughout the film. I put my feet up on the back of their chairs, and eventually they moved.

Disturbing Behaviour - a row of kids in front of us wouldn't shut up, making juvenile smart-ass comments. I complained to a staff member I knew, but that didn't work. So I threw a handful of popcorn at the back of the head of the worst offender. When he turned around, I said very slowly and cleary "Shut the fuck up or I will belt you." Moments later, he disappeared up the back of the cinema and we didn't hear from him again.

What do I hate most in the cinema? OTHER PEOPLE!!!!