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syxxpac
08-07-2004, 03:02 PM
I'll let my choices speak for themselves as to what this topic pertains to...

1) Michael Jackson

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy!"

-> Dumb & Dumber

2) Kirsten Dunst

"They said I needed acting lessons. A soap opera told me I needed acting lessons."

-> Her very own dialogue in Spider-man

3) Jim Caviezel

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

-> The Big Lebowski

4) Morgan Spurlock (director of Super Size Me)

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? A Royale with Cheese."

-> Pulp Fiction

5) Nick Nolte

"Why's the rum gone?!"

-> Pirates Of The Caribbean

There's a few to start off.

Hannibal21
08-07-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by syxxpac
2) Kirsten Dunst

"They said I needed acting lessons. A soap opera told me I needed acting lessons."

-> Her very own dialogue in Spider-man


LOL. I agree. :D

This topic is fun, but my mind is a blank right now so I'll come back later with some of my choices.

syxxpac
08-07-2004, 03:41 PM
Another one that just came to me:

- Ron Jeremy

"Remember: short, controlled bursts."

-> Aliens

Hannibal21
08-07-2004, 04:11 PM
Colin Farrell

"I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning." - GOODFELLAS

Julia Roberts

"I'm just a body with a voice, no mind!" - ALL ABOUT EVE

Madonna

"I'm the one who gots to do the singin'! I'm the one who gets the rasberries! Oh why don't you leave me alone?!" - CITIZEN KANE

Addi88
08-07-2004, 05:59 PM
David Blaine (right after he does a trick)

"Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit!" - Little Nicky

Briare Rabbit
08-07-2004, 06:29 PM
"I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce."
-Nicholas Cage (quote from Apocalypse Now)

Thats all I can think of right now...

ComeNightfall
08-07-2004, 07:41 PM
Chelsea Clinton:

"I want a real dad! Not some horny geekboy who sprays his shorts everytime I bring a friend over!"--American Beauty


Anna Nicole Smith:

"I'm so wasted!"--Fast Times At Ridgemont High


George Bush, after he does or says something stupid:

"You damn dirty ape!"--Planet of the Apes (1968)


Any male porn star:

"I'm goin' in!" and "Feel the Force!"--Star Wars movies

syxxpac
08-07-2004, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by ComeNightfall
Chelsea Clinton:

"I want a real dad! Not some horny geekboy who sprays his shorts everytime I bring a friend over!"--American Beauty

Hahaha :p

Perfect.

SpongeBod
08-07-2004, 10:37 PM
George Michael

"I am the great Cornholio!" - Beavis And Butthead Do America


Howard Stern

"What knockers!" - Young Frankenstein


Bill Clinton

"Look at the fun bags on that hosehound." - Dumb & Dumber


OJ Simpson

"That's not a knife. That's a knife." - Crocodile Dundee

Scarface98.9
08-08-2004, 01:54 AM
Jean Claude Van Damme

"Cocaine's a helluva drug."

Chappelle's Show

Roman Polanski

"Dear diary,

Jackpot. OOOOO!"

Family Guy

syxxpac
08-29-2004, 10:46 PM
A couple more...


- Kevin Federline (Britney Spears' fiance)

"Holy shit, dude! I found a dildo!"

-> American Pie 2


- George W. Bush

"Stop mocking me!"

-> Stewie, Family Guy

A.J. Hakari
08-29-2004, 11:09 PM
Mel Gibson:

"I kick arse for the LORD!!!"

-DEAD ALIVE

Could Be Worse
08-29-2004, 11:55 PM
Ron Jeremy

"This...is God!'

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Wurms
08-30-2004, 12:56 AM
Arnold Schwartzenegger in his re-election campaign

"I'll Be Back!"
-(Insert Arnold movie title here)

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Arnold Schwartzenegger when he loses his re-election campaign

"That was a big mistake."
-Last Action Hero

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Billy Joel the next morning

"Dude, where's my car?"

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Michael Jackson

"Say hello to my little friend"
-Scarface

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Michael Jackson testifying in court

"It's like warm apple pie"
-American Pie

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All the men that have ever banged Paris Hilton

"We'll always have Paris."
-Casablanca

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Kobe Bryant

"Yo she-bitch"
-Army of Darkness

"You ever have your shit pushed in?"
-Training Day
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A person's response when OJ walks toward them

"Run away Run away"
-Holy Grail