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SpongeBod
08-27-2004, 01:47 AM
The camera definitely does not love these people.

Who some of the fugliest actors or actresses.

I know this probably isn't the nicest topic, but remember these people are most likely making more money than we ever will.

Post a picture if you can.

Danny Trejo
I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he scares the shit out of me.

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/once_upon_a_time_in_mexico/danny_trejo/mexicopre3.jpg [B]

DaMovieMan
08-27-2004, 02:29 AM
Julliete Lewis


DMM

Buck Turgidson
08-27-2004, 05:09 AM
Vincent Gallo and Allison Janney.

Ted Pikul
08-27-2004, 06:17 AM
Gallo is mythic in his ugliness though. Like one of those Easter Island statues.

I reckon Tom Cruise is ugly in a mundane way. He's got a hook nose & badly capped teeth.

Hannibal21
08-27-2004, 07:21 AM
ACTORS:
Orlando Bloom (looks like a girly faced rodent)
Keanu Reeves
Tom Green
Patrick Fugit
Macaulay Culkin (and not enough talent either)
Ben Affleck
Wayne Knight
Willem Dafoe (great actor though)
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Philip Seymour Hoffman (he just scares me)
John C. Reilly

ACTRESSES:
Sandra Bernhard (the epitome of UGLY)
Shelley Duvall
Cameron Diaz
Kirsten Dunst
Allison Janney
Lucy Liu
Drew Barrymore
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Rosie O'Donnell
Jamie Pressley
Sarah Jessica Parker
Tori Spelling

Raging Bull080
08-27-2004, 07:34 AM
Actresses- Sandra Bernhard (scary), and Glenn Close, and Shelly Duvall, I could think of more if I tried

I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, watch Heartbreakers, she is gorgeous in that movie.

Hannibal21
08-27-2004, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Raging Bull080
I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, watch Heartbreakers, she is gorgeous in that movie.

That's the only movie where I've found her attractive. At other times she simply resembles a giraffe.

I also used to love Cameron Diaz, back when she did 'The Mask'. Back in those days, she was downright gorgeous. Nowadays she looks like a scarecrow.

Heavenley
08-27-2004, 09:34 AM
Uma Thurman
Lisa Kudrow
Matt Damon
Nicole Kidman (currently, but not before)
Penelope Cruz
Giselle Bundchen
Selma Blair
Adrien Brody (love him as an actor though!)
Allan Cumming
Billy Bob Thornton
Woody Allen

Trinity
08-27-2004, 10:10 AM
Anna Faris
Denise Richards
Melanie Griffith
Vin Diesel

The Pez
08-27-2004, 12:55 PM
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9610/25/trees.lounge/link.buscemi.jpg

Pumpkin Smeller
08-27-2004, 03:18 PM
Some interesting picks on that list Hannibal. Most of them I can see, but Kirsten Dunst? Lucy Liu? Jennifer Love Hewitt? JENNIFER ANISTON?! Why, man?

Raging Bull080, you're right on about Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers. She's the only thing that made that awful movie worth watching. WOW!

As far as ugly actors and actresses go, Billy Bob Thornton's gotta be near the top of the list! Uma Thurman, especially as of late, is up there too. Also, Sarah Jessica Parker. A lot of folks in Hollywood seem to think she's hot. Why, Hollywood, why?!

SpongeBod
08-27-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Pumpkin Smeller
Some interesting picks on that list Hannibal. Most of them I can see, but Kirsten Dunst? Lucy Liu? Jennifer Love Hewitt? JENNIFER ANISTON?! Why, man?

I can understand these gals not being your cup of tea, but fugly?
Actually I can't even understand them not being your cup of tea.
Hannibal, you must be one major stud.

Originally posted by Pumpkin Smeller
Raging Bull080, you're right on about Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers. She's the only thing that made that awful movie worth watching. WOW!

I concur.


Originally posted by Pumpkin Smeller
Sarah Jessica Parker. A lot of folks in Hollywood seem to think she's hot. Why, Hollywood, why?!

Hey Sarah, why the long face? :D
She does have a nice bod.

Heavenley
08-27-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by SpongeBod


Hey Sarah, why the long face? :D
She does have a nice bod.


She's a size ZERO :eek:

(at least that's what she said, on Oprah), way too thin, and just one long nose sticking out.

Sigur509
08-27-2004, 05:04 PM
Lisa Kudrow
Sarah Jessica Parker
Courtney Cox(Sometimes)
Alanis Morissette
Lead singer of the Counting Crows
Rosie O'Donnell
Woodey Allen
Jamie Pressley
Cameron Diaz

Buck Turgidson
08-27-2004, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Pumpkin Smeller
Some interesting picks on that list Hannibal. Most of them I can see, but Kirsten Dunst? [...] JENNIFER ANISTON?! Why, man?

Because he's right. Those two are butt ugly.

one_crow_sorrow
08-27-2004, 07:30 PM
Julianne Moore (yeah that's right.)
Lucy Liu
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Garner
Jessica Biel
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Audrey Tautou
Eliza Dushku
Alyssa Milano
Julia Roberts
Shannon Elizabeth
Jaime Pressley

sharkstank
08-27-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by one_crow_sorrow
Julianne Moore (yeah that's right.)
Lucy Liu
Jennifer Garner
Jessica Biel
Salma Hayek
Audrey Tautou
Eliza Dushku
Alyssa Milano
Shannon Elizabeth
Jaime Pressley

WHAT?! say it aint so :D

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ChemicalRomance
08-27-2004, 07:50 PM
God damn whoever said Uma Thurman!! ::shakes fist::

Tweek
08-27-2004, 11:04 PM
Kirsten Dunst?

she's hideous. and she's a bad actress.





actors/actresses who aren't attractive but i love anyway:
steve buscemi,
ben affleck (he seems cool, but i don't get what's so great about him physically),
Wilem Dafoe
William H. Macy


actors who i both dislike and find hideous

vincent gallo
tony danza
adrien brody


actresses i find unattractive but love anyway
Julia Roberts. (She's not awful looking, but um there's just something about her that's odd)


actresses i dislike and find unattractive):
orlando bloom ("girlie man")
jessica biel
kirsten dunst
britney spears
paris hilton (she counts as she's going to be in two upcoming movies, both of which i'll never see even though house of wax has elisha cuthbert)

Frank the Tank
08-27-2004, 11:43 PM
Duders:

Frankie Muniz
Orlando Bloom
Adrian Brody


Ladies:

Clea Duvall
Mena Suvari
Tori Spelling
Thora Birch
Cameron Diaz (Post 1999)
Drew Barrymore (Post 1996)
Sofia Copola
Anne Hathaway (Okay maybe not fugly, but her face is just really annoying.)
Kirsten Dunst
The Cast of Sex and The City besides Kristen Davis

bankholdup
08-27-2004, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Frank the Tank
http://http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

So damn ugly that the internet won't even allow the picture.

Frank the Tank
08-27-2004, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by bankholdup
So damn ugly that the internet won't even allow the picture.

That was supposed to be a mortifying pic of mr. Muniz. Thank god for the power of the edit button.

Buck Turgidson
08-28-2004, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by one_crow_sorrow
Julianne Moore (yeah that's right.)
Jennifer Garner
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Audrey Tautou
Eliza Dushku
Alyssa Milano
Jaime Pressley


You...are gonna die.

Frank the Tank
08-28-2004, 12:34 AM
The only one I can't understand from ocs's list is Audrey Tatou. I think you haven't seen any non Amelie pictures, because she looks pretty creepy in Amelie. She looks quite delicious otherwise:

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/03.jpg

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/04.jpg

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/12.jpg

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/15.jpg

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/16.jpg

I still find Mrs. Dushku attractive, but I can see why people find her ugly or even fugly. Her face can look odd at points. Julianne Moore is pretty delicious as well, but I guess the red hair can turn some guys off. For some reason her look in Frida has made me find Selma Hayek unattractive, thank god for her character in From Dusk Till Dawn. Jennifer Garner can look pretty manly. The rest especially Jaime Presley (Fish Face) and Penelope Cruz I most definately would find not attractive.

Mad Maggot
08-28-2004, 12:57 AM
Renee Zellweger isn't the cutest...


http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/75th_academy_awards_luncheon_photos/renee_zellweger/lunch6.jpg http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/76th_annual_academy_awards_arrivals_photos/renee_zellweger/oscars10.jpg

Tweek
08-28-2004, 01:08 AM
i think renee zellweger is pretty, except for that squint thing...
and bless you frank the tank for those audrey pics

Tagia_Romero
08-28-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Hannibal21
ACTORS:
Orlando Bloom (looks like a girly faced rodent)


YES! Another agrees with me! He's just a passing fad though. In a few years' time it will be 'Orlando Who?'.

Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Leonardo DiCaprio

ilovemovies
08-28-2004, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
YES! Another agrees with me! He's just a passing fad though. In a few years' time it will be 'Orlando Who?'.



I don't think so because he seems to be making good choices and working with good directors like Peter Jackson, Wolfgang Peterson, Ridley Scott and Cameron Crowe!


Anyway some of the names I'm seeing shock me! Jennifer Garner!!!!!! How can she be on anybody's list??????? She's GORGEOUS! Oh, well. I guess I can't win them all.

Hannibal21
08-28-2004, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by one_crow_sorrow
Julianne Moore (yeah that's right.)

:( *cries*

I can't believe I forgot to mention Denise Richards, Eliza Dushku, Adrien Brody and Frankie Muniz! All of them should definitely go on my 'fugly actors' list. Hideous celebs, with extreme lack of talent (and yes, that includes 'Oscar Winner' Adrien Brody).

Also, Dakota Fanning. She looks like someone's grandmother trapped in a 8 year old girl's body.

Who else? Oh yeah, The Olsen Twins and Britney Spears (if you can count her as an actress, that is).

Hannibal21
08-28-2004, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
I don't think so because he seems to be making good choices and working with good directors like Peter Jackson, Wolfgang Peterson, Ridley Scott and Cameron Crowe!

That just makes me hate him even more. Working with good directors and starring in big budget pictures is obviously trying to get himself off the hook by earning loads of cash and putting on that "pretty boy" look for teen girls to swoon over, in order to hide how untalented he really is.

ilovemovies
08-28-2004, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by Hannibal21

Also, Dakota Fanning. She looks like someone's grandmother trapped in a 8 year old girl's body.



Aw, come on. She's only like, what, 14 years old? Isn't that kind of mean for someone so young. Give the girl some time to grow.

one_crow_sorrow
08-28-2004, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by Frank the Tank
The only one I can't understand from ocs's list is Audrey Tatou. I think you haven't seen any non Amelie pictures, because she looks pretty creepy in Amelie. She looks quite delicious otherwise:

Well....I've never seen Amelie....so I've seen nothing but non-Amelie pictures. She just doesn't do it for me.

Frank the Tank
08-28-2004, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by Mad Maggot
Renee Zellweger isn't the cutest...


http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/75th_academy_awards_luncheon_photos/renee_zellweger/lunch6.jpg http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/76th_annual_academy_awards_arrivals_photos/renee_zellweger/oscars10.jpg

Dear God, Renee has got pretty fugly looking in the last few years.

Anyone else thinks she sort of looks like Possessed Henrietta in Evil Dead 2.

Another one I forgot is Lindsay Lohan. Sorry, all she has are nice boobies. Her face and freckles just are a major turn off for me.

Frank the Tank
08-28-2004, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by one_crow_sorrow
Well....I've never seen Amelie....so I've seen nothing but non-Amelie pictures. She just doesn't do it for me.

Here's some Amelie pics just for the sake of it. I think she looked awful in the pics I've seen of the movie. She had the same psychotic creepy smile in each picture.

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/01.jpg

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/05.jpg

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/07.jpg

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/babes2004/audreytatou/10.jpg

Cronos
08-28-2004, 11:06 AM
id definitely have to say Renee Zellweger is fugly, they must cake the make up on her

Tweek
08-28-2004, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
Aw, come on. She's only like, what, 14 years old? Isn't that kind of mean for someone so young. Give the girl some time to grow.

she's seven or eight.

ilovemovies
08-28-2004, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by Tweek
she's seven or eight.


Actually I just looked her up at IMDB. According to them, she's 10 years old.

clashchick
08-28-2004, 10:30 PM
B]The Cast of Sex and the City besides Kristen Davis[/B] Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Olson twins
Julianne Moore
Orlando Bloom (yeah a girl finds him repellent)
Patric Swayze
Paris Hilton
Leonardo DiCaprio
Frankie Muniz
Sarah Jessica Parker
Rosie O'Donnell
Billy Bob Thorton
Matt Damon
Kevin Spacey
Tom Hanks (still a good actor though)

Mr. Fancy Pants
09-02-2004, 09:47 PM
These guys have looks that distract me from the movie I'm watching.

Charles Durning
Bob Hoskins
Ed Asner
Anthony Zerbe
John Marley
Mickey Rourke recently

And I don't get how Samuel L. Jackson got to be Shaft.
Girls, help me out with that one.

Tweek
09-02-2004, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Fancy Pants


And I don't get how Samuel L. Jackson got to be Shaft.
Girls, help me out with that one.


cause he's a bad mother-

Buck Turgidson
09-03-2004, 12:09 AM
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!

flowrchild
09-04-2004, 02:59 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JM9N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

:cool:

Buck Turgidson
09-04-2004, 09:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v71/polybius/Smileys/clap.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v71/polybius/Smileys/rotflmao.gif

ilovemovies
09-04-2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by flowrchild
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JM9N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

:cool:


You do mean just Justin, right?

Because I think Kelly Clarkson is pretty hot.

flowrchild
09-04-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
Because I think Kelly Clarkson is pretty hot.

http://www.beautyofasite.com/beautycast/star/I/kellyclarkson_large.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38300000/jpg/_38300375_clarkson_150.jpg

To each their own ;)

I actually find all of the american idol finalists/winners to be highly unattractive. It's frightening to me that anyone could ever look at Clay Aiken and find themselves aroused.

*shudder*

Hannibal21
09-04-2004, 10:06 PM
LOL. This is just one of those reasons why Flowrchild is one of my favorite schmoes. :cool:

ilovemovies
09-04-2004, 10:06 PM
Everyone has atleast a couple of bad photos. But in general, I do think she is very attractive.


As for Clay, would you believe that Instyle recently a bunch of polls and he was voted sexiest singer?

Buck Turgidson
09-04-2004, 10:07 PM
Michael Jackson could...

Clay looks like a teenaged Billy Drago.

Tweek
09-04-2004, 10:34 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38300000/jpg/_38300375_clarkson_150.jpg


yep... she was crying because she'd just won...
so of course she's going to good in that picture.

NOBODY looks good when they're crying.

flowrchild
09-05-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Hannibal21
LOL. This is just one of those reasons why Flowrchild is one of my favorite schmoes. :cool:

Aw shucks, thanks! :D

As for Kelly Clarkson, I just don't think she's that good looking. She always reminded me a bit of a deranged cabbage patch doll. While it's true that most people don't look good when they're crying, I don't think she looks good when she's standing still, smiling, staring into space, etc.

Hannibal21
09-05-2004, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by flowrchild
As for Kelly Clarkson, I just don't think she's that good looking. She always reminded me a bit of a deranged cabbage patch doll. While it's true that most people don't look good when they're crying, I don't think she looks good when she's standing still, smiling, staring into space, etc.

I agree. I can't think of a single time when I have ever found her good looking. I find her repulsive, no matter what she's doing on screen. Not to mention she has one of the worst screen presences I've ever witnessed on screen.

Annie Hall
09-05-2004, 10:50 AM
I think I'd rather shag Chunk from the Goonies than Justin Guarini.

Tweek
09-05-2004, 11:50 PM
While it's true that most people don't look good when they're crying, I don't think she looks good when she's standing still, smiling, staring into space, etc.

fair enough.
fair enough indeed

Mr. Fancy Pants
09-06-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
I think I'd rather shag Chunk from the Goonies than Justin Guarini.



Send me your photo. I might be the man of your dreams.

APzombie
09-07-2004, 04:13 PM
Audrey Tatou scares the shite out of me.