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Heavenley
08-31-2004, 11:54 AM
What do you guys think of her?
She used to be her big sister's (Jessica) backup dancer. Then she was on 7th Heaven as Cecelia, now it looks like she's everywhere because she's put out an album, and has her own reality show as well. I've only heard one song of hers, so I'm not quite sure of her yet, I didn't even know Jessica had a younger sis.
TheGodSon
08-31-2004, 12:12 PM
She's terrible as a live singer. blah.
Twisted Sister
08-31-2004, 12:32 PM
meh. thumbs down.
Johnny Moreno
08-31-2004, 12:35 PM
hate hate hate hate her
At least she's cute. And unlike her half wit sister, she doesn't come off as a total dumbass. Not at all a fan of her music though. So meh. *Turns thumb sideways*
sharkstank
09-01-2004, 01:15 AM
i think shes cute.
id do her
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Patrick Bateman
09-01-2004, 04:27 PM
She looks alright, but her music isnt that great IMO.
Being overexposed so quickly in her career, may cost her in the long run. :(
*same as jeo4. turns thumbs sideways*
t3h Qster
09-01-2004, 11:49 PM
just another slutty simpson
but Id hit it (only drunk if she were still blonde)
daddiefatsacks
09-02-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by t3h Qster
just another slutty simpson
but Id hit it (only drunk if she were still blonde)
slutty?
if im not mistaken, I thought the simpson's were good christian girls, and Jessica has only done the dirty deed with nick
what a slut!
urbanlegend23
09-04-2004, 08:16 AM
Her hair is stupid, and she's trying to be punk and she's more pop than her fucking sister. That "Pieces of Me" song annoys the shit out of me.
Thumbs firmly down.
Addi88
09-04-2004, 12:48 PM
I don't care for her. She just seems to be riding on her sister's coat tails.
NAY
kungfuchris
09-04-2004, 06:19 PM
i dont know her face looks weird to me like a messed up plaster mask or something.
Bullet Tooth Tony
09-05-2004, 05:52 AM
I can't believe these two are related. She is not hot at all but one thing they have in common is that they have no talent.
http://camdenfamily.free.fr/ashlee/ash44.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/jizzybone/Celebs/Jessica19.jpg
daddiefatsacks
09-06-2004, 01:04 PM
i think shes gorgeous, totally different type of sexiness than her sister, but man, good genes in that fam
NuclearMisfit
09-06-2004, 09:41 PM
thumbs down. My mom has one of her live songs as her ringtone on her phone and everytime i hear it i just cringe and i want to find something sharp to goudge out my eardrums.
Damone
09-27-2004, 04:36 PM
She's hot but....nope.
Cronos
09-27-2004, 06:23 PM
huge big fat fucking NAY
Frank the Tank
09-28-2004, 04:42 PM
Total butterface. The crooked nose and Gene Snitsky (WWE Thread fans should know) style huge jaw and chin ruin her great eyes. I'll say nay since her poser attitude is lame and her music is bland generic bullshit.
sharkstank
09-28-2004, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Gene Snitsky (WWE Thread fans should know) style huge jaw and chin ruin her great eyes.
LOL!
and yes, she is a rippa
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Originally posted by sharkstank
id do her
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Suprise :D
Eh, she's alright lookin'...Her sister is more sexy though, too bad about that half a brain.
GingerNjack
10-08-2004, 04:55 PM
Wow...harsh. But I agree. Not a fan either. She says that she wants to differentiate herself from Jessica and then she starts her own reality show that airs right after the Newlyweds....riiiight...
X-Nightcrawler
10-15-2004, 10:21 PM
"Hey! Are you dumb, blonde and willing to have a boobjob at the age of 20? Then come join the ranks of Hillary Duff and other poppy chickadees for the future!"
UGH! NAY!
one_crow_sorrow
10-16-2004, 06:17 PM
Nay. Almost as ugly as her sister.
she is cute and her voice sounds good.
Sigur509
11-02-2004, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by go2
she is cute
El Bracamonti
11-04-2004, 09:43 AM
When I first caught a glimpse of her on 7th Heaven (not that I watch the show or anything....:rolleyes: ), I thought she was fucking outrageously gorgeous. Then, I found out her name was Ashlee Simpson. Then I found out that she was the sister of Jessica Simpson, who I used to love (back around the "I Wanna Love You Forever" time), but now I hate. It's unfortunate that Ashlee had the same effect on me as Jessica did. Like 'em for a while, but when they start to get a tad big, thet become SHITTY AS FUCKING HELL! I hate her now, and I laughed my ass off when I saw her get humiliated on SNL. Why do all the pretty ones not only turn terrible, but unattractive as well! Fuck her and her new profound black hair! It's all shit! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
outsyder
11-04-2004, 11:52 PM
http://images5.fotki.com/v58/photos/6/66924/713212/thumbs_down-vi.jpg
BAM!
therealjohng
11-07-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by TheGodSon
She's terrible as a live singer. blah.
Last I heard, she doesn't sing live....
Nay for the record.
Pulp_Joker
11-11-2004, 07:47 PM
NAY-come on who would say yay at this point
frankym55
11-12-2004, 10:57 PM
There 3 things I think of when I hear the name Simpson. 1. O.J. who sucks. 2. Jessicas 2 knobs which I'd like to suck.
Nachokoolaid
11-25-2004, 03:57 AM
Nay... x infinity.
I really hate Ashlee. But for some reason, I really am fond of Jessica. Go figure.
Fisting Ackbar
01-19-2005, 05:30 PM
I probably wouldn't kick her out of bed, but still NAY.
movielover-9
02-02-2005, 03:57 PM
My thoughts...
Jessica Simpson - the great boobs + black hair and " rock attitude" + a couple of IQ points = Ashlee Simpson
But I have to admit, I do still watch that show of hers. Shoot me, but its a guilty pleasure. I do find Jessica a little more likeable because she knows she's an airhead and doesn't try to hide it. Ashlee seems to be trying to be someone she's not.
BadCoverVersion
02-02-2005, 08:11 PM
She's got a HUGE beak, that's for sure.
Her angsty rawk-chick facade rubs me up the wrong way. I would quite happily piss in her face given the opportunity.
Utterly superfluous.
NAY!
Since this came back up, I say no. She now has this mullet from hell. She looks like she raided Axel Rose's wardrobe. And beyond my dislike for her singing and acting, I think she's a full blown fake. The thumb goes down.
NAY!
TheDeadWalk
02-04-2005, 03:35 AM
Here she is in 20 years guys:
http://www.hbo.com/oz/cast/actor_rohde.shtml
Grim H.
03-12-2005, 12:22 PM
Dammit, Outsyder, I was gonna post that pic. Oh well, I'll just use this one:
http://www.planetneptune.com/pn/travel/swe/pix/GeoThumbsDown1sm.jpg
Big fuckin' nay from me!
SamaraMorgan
05-03-2005, 04:06 AM
Big nay.
powersauce
01-08-2007, 06:42 PM
She was a fugly butterface before and after her nose job and she's a stuck up bitch as well regarding that McDonald's incident. Big nay for me.
therealjohng
03-03-2007, 02:37 AM
Way, way, way, way hotter than her sister.
jolanar
03-09-2007, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by therealjohng
Way, way, way, way hotter than her sister.
Agreed x10!
I think she is amazingly talented, beautiful and spirited individual. I happen to own her first album (got it for my g/f as a gift) and frankly it's amazing, one of the best pop albums in the past 10 years.
TheDeadWalk
03-10-2007, 01:34 AM
What the fuck. I could get more talent out of a two-dollar whore. She's nothing you couldn't see grinding up on three dudes in your local bar right now. And if you need the singing to prove it, just fuckin wait until Thursday karaoke rolls around and you'll see her do the same shit while singing to some Whitesnake. Get there early enough, buy her a few shots, and you'll be one of those three lucky dudes. Providing one doesn't have herpes.
* luck not available in Colorado
wickedsteel
03-11-2007, 11:50 AM
that some brutally honest shit but i still think she is pretty hot both of them are.
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.305b2aa1a1.jpg (http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?305b2aa1a1.jpg)
KillerKlown
03-12-2007, 09:53 AM
NAY! I laughed more at her piss-poor excuse on SNL than watching her dance about like a retard when "Her band started playing the wrong song".
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