how would michael myers die if you were.....

[DREAM_DEMON]

ok guys were going to do a little play writing were each going to take turns writing the ending of a movie that pits michael myers off agenst another horror movie icon. in wich michael dies .

i'll go first and i'm going for pinhead :D

ok there in michaes sisters bed room pinheads over by the window michael is in the door way and rigt in the middle of them is steven the baby from part 6. ok the main beef is that the kid is a psycho after tommy told him all the things about michael and what happened when he was a baby he went crazy over the years he killed tommy,kara and danny and now pinhead is sent to kill him. well michael isn't very happy with this it's his job in his eyes. a chain shoots out of the wall heading for steven michael grabs it and throughs it down the kid runs outta the way and takes cover in the corner.

pinhead " LEAVE US HIS SOUL IS MINE "

michael stands his ground and tilts his head and takes a step toward pinhead , pinhead looks at him with anger and pulls a pin outta his head and shoots it at michael hitting him in the chest one after another untill michael falls to the floor. pinhead walks over to steven ans says.

pinhead " YOUR TIME IS NEAR YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SIN'S "

more chains fly out from the walls picking the kid up and pulling him out and upright pinhead pulls out his knife just as he is about to kill him michael comes up from out of know where and sticks his knife in the top of pinheads head . pinhead knocks michael aside but he comes back grabs pinhead by the head and starts to squeeze then chains fly and pin michael to the wall they start to retracked ripping michael lim from lim first his right arm then his left leg and then the chains tare him in two pinhead pulls the knife outta his head and turns to steven and slits his belly with it just befor the chains rip his skin from his body. pinheads work is done and he returns to hell .

hows that ??? sorry for any mistakes it's 2:49 and i've had a few beers so just deal with it lol .

who's next ????

[DREAM_DEMON]

c'mon guys:(

[Dead Zed]

Farfetched, I know but here it is: MICHAEL MYERS VS NEMESIS
(May spoil RE2:A to those who havn't played the RE games)

Michael recently escaped Haddonfield after his humiliation in his own home (Damn you, Busta!), his overall is burnt and torn when he stumbles upon a cop taking a leak in the wilderness.Michael snaps the cops neck and proceeds to take the cops clothes and car keys before driving off in the copcar. As he speeds back on the road we see an emblem on the side of the car: S.T.A.R.S.

FADE TO: View of a roadsign saying
"Raccoon city, 1 Mile
Haddonfield, 3 Miles" as the copcar speeds by. Zoom out for a view on Raccoon city which lies in ruins. We follow the car into the city from a birds POV as it tries to navigate through the debris, eventually stopping. CUT TO: Rooftop, overlooking the street where the car stopped, we see something in the lower right corner, brown and burnt. Something hisses violently:

Hissing voice:
"STARS..."

The rest WILL follow, I just have to switch computer.

[Dead Zed]

Ok, MICHAEL MYERS VS NEMESIS Part 2

Close view of Michael getting out of the car, looking around.We see the S.T.A.R.S. emblem again on the shoulder of the uniform he is wearing. CUT to around a corner from the car.Michael starts walking towards the camera when we hear the hissing sound again..

"STARS..."

Michael looks around, unable to find the source of the voice, but instead spots a butcher knife lodged deep in the forehead of a zombie(or was it?). He grabs the knife and slowly drags it out, pus still dripping from it.He continues walking towards the spot we observed him from before.Suddenly, a ROAR is heard that echoes through the town, Michael now spots NEMESIS on a street corner about 10 metres away. Nemesis, rocket launcher in hand, points at Michael and grunts his trademark phrase: "STARS..." before spurting towards Michael, arm poised to strike. Michael walks quickly towards Nemesis, raising the knife.
We see from the side as they CLASH together, Michael slamming the knife into the ribcage of Nemesis before being b*tchslapped through the store window in the building next to them.

Nemesis ,still bleeding from the gut, walks after Michael and stops just inside the store, which is revealed to be a bookstore. We see something reflect the sunlight behind a bookshelf, and so does Nemesis who heads towards the shelf. But we see another reflection behind a another bookshelf. Nemesis is confused, looking back and forth between the shelves. In an instant, we see Michael bursting out from behind a third shelf, RAMMING into Nemesis and throwing him out into the street again. Nemesis falls backwards, and Michael kneels over him and starts stabbing like the homocidal maniac he is. After a while, he stops as Nemesis seems to have died. He is bleeding from several chest wounds and his mouth(if you can call it that) is gaping.Michael takes the knife, rises and walks away, unfeeling as usual.

He gets to the street corner where he first saw Nemesis when a ROAR once again echoes through the streets.He turns and sees NEMESIS kneeling, aiming the rocket launcher straight at Michael.
Michael tilts his head before Nemesis BLOWS Michael away.CUT TO: Frogs POV of Michaels mask, now almost black after the explosion.FADE TO CREDITS.

SCREENPLAY BY DEAD ZED. Hope ya like it! :)

Nice idea, DreamDemon and a cool scene too.

[darchangel]

Michael Myers vs. The Dark Angel


Retribution

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Grinning jack-o-lanterns flicker in the fog as the residents of Haddonfield go about their business, barely remembering the horror that plagues their town, or perhaps trying to forget. But he's there. In the shadows. Waiting for Kara Strode-Doyle outside her home. Kara walks outside with her son and "daughter", taking them trick-or-treating on this Halloween night. The son is dressed as a cowboy, the daughter as a clown.

Michael, standing in the shadows, breathes heavily into his mask which has brought fear into the hearts of so many. As he raises his knife and begins to walk toward Kara and the children, he hears a whisper in the dark.

"Michael Myers" the voice whispers.

Michael turns and sees a woman; beautiful, with long dark hair and dark green eyes. Crimson lips pout invitingly as she whispers: "Come to me, Michael. It's time."

Michael walks toward the woman, intent on slaying her. As he nears, the fog parts and he notices that leathery black wings tower above her back gracefully and her feet are fur-covered talons. This, of course, is of no consequence to Michael. He's been through many Halloween nights and many outlandish costumes. He comes closer.

She points a blood-stained finger at him. "Michael...you have brought pain to the innocent...death to the loved...torture and fear to those who have done no wrong. Your time is now, and you have been judged."

Michael tilts his head to the side, silently.

"I am Ixys Radyana, slayer of the unholy...the Dark Angel. The fates must be rebalanced. Your reign of blood must end."

Michael stabs her quickly, but his knife is stuck to the hilt. The wound begins to ooze with a black, tarlike substance which hisses around the blade. Michael draws back to find his knife has been destroyed, burned to the handle. He drops the knife handle, then preceeds to try and strangle the Dark Angel.

The Dark Angel's elliptical pupils slit angrily as she grabs Michael with her gore-stained arms and pulls him close.

"You can never kill me, Michael, as I can never kill you. The Thorne curse prevents your death. But I can take you with me...and make you suffer for eternity."

As she says these words, she places her thumbs over Michael's eyes. A crackling is heard, and Michael's mask is now burned to his face. Unable to take it off, he staggers backward, pulling at the mask.

"You will now become en emblem of the holiday in which you wreak your terror! Halloween is your love; it shall now be your punishment!" she shouts, stepping forward.

Michael stops dead in his tracks. Black flames begin to flicker in his eyes, out of his nostrils and in his mouth. He has become a living jack-o-lantern, a hideous parody of what Halloween is. Michael slowly begins to sink into a pit of flames beneath him...

When at last he has disappeared, the Dark Angel looks upon Kara Strode-Doyle and the children, who are running from door-to-door, smiling.

The Dark Angel looks intently upon the girl, Jamie Lloyd's daughter, in her clown suit and mask.

"Pray you do not follow in your uncle's footsteps, child." the Dark Angel whispers. "I may have to come for you next time."

The fog envelopes her; she is gone.

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Rockin Like Dokken

~darchangel~

[Wolfman]

Michael Myers vs the King of the Monsters, Godzilla.

Michael: ...
Godzilla: "Screeetch!" STOMP! RADIOACTIVE BREATH!

Roll credits.

[rikimaru187]

This is very sarcastic and all but here's a novel idea. How bout at the end of H4 when Michael gets the shit shot out of him by the entire Haddonfield police department along with about ten truck fulls of rednecks along with State troopers and falls in the little well hole. Let's just imagine that's the hole the Creeper is living in for the winter. Michael falls down, stunned and stupified and the Creeper sniffs his crotch, then eats him!

[hailkarim345]

Jason Vs Freddy Part 2 (featuring Michael Myers &..Busta Rhymes?)

Freddy goes to camp crystal in search of Jason & finds that he's still there but hears rumors of another killer on the loose named Michael Myers. He plans to use his powers to get Jason to go to Haddonfield & kill Michael for him.



Jason, asleep in the middle of the lake dreaming of how he had once not been able to breathe underwater felt his head pounding. All of a sudden, he saw a face he thought that he'd never see again. Freddy's back, taunting him, telling him he must leave the lake at once & go to Haddonfield to seek Michael or body parts of jason will be scattered across different parts of the lake. Jason swims out of the lake & leaves the camp. When he finds a highway he see's a black man along side of the road trying to fix his car engine. Jason, commanded by Freddy to go over to the man & make him his bitch runs over to see who it is. Freddy sees that it is Busta Rhymes & tells Jason of his wack rhymes & bad acting. Jason, furious, grabs Busta by both sides of his head & crushes it, leaving brain fragments on the side of the road. He steals the car & heads to Haddonfield.

When Jason finally makes it to Haddonfield it is none other than Halloween night. Michael is out somewhere looking for his uncles brothers cousins mothers best friends daughters twin sister feeling there's too much of a connection. As Jason is walking the streets of Haddonfield, Wayne Gretzky on rollerblades passes by him. He shoots a puck at Jason thinking he's a goalie & accidently hits him. Jason wakes up!!!

Woke up, Freddy now appears in real life. Freddy, disgusted by Wayne Gretzkys shot carves him up good like a jackolauntern. "That's what you get for being out of practice!" Freddy exclaims. A hour battle between Freddy & Jason ensues.

While they keep fighting & killing each other mutiple times w/ tons of fans watching screaming Jason Wins! NO, Freddy Wins! No..AH..Michael Myers hears of this news. Pissed that these guys are getting all the attention in Haddonfield, Michael Myers finds them. Jason & Freddy come to a stop. They hear the theme song for Halloween. "Where the hells that coming from?" Freddy says. Next thing you know, Michael Myers throws a uppercut to Jason breaking his head off. "I always knew behind your slow, methodical manner there was a lot of strength" Freddy shouts. The fans shout "Hey freddy, what ya gonna do? Myers Dont sleep!" Freddys excuse is "Sry bitch, but I'm running late for my date w/ one of the destiny childs. Pce!" Myers does the classic tilt of the head............................in total confusion.

As for Myers uncles brothers cousins mothers best friends daughters twin sister, you just have to wait for Halloween 24 coming out next year.

[Horror_Buddy]

cut his nuts off and beat him to death with them

[TheJadedGamer]

Michael sits in an office awaiting for the new director of the new, shitty Halloween that is due out next year. As he sits in a rather comfy chair, the door swings open.

Its Uwe Boll!

Uwe Boll: "Hey Michael, I'm be writing AND directing your next motion picture!"

Before he can shakes Michael's hand, he has already killed himself with one false swipe across the jugular.

[Franchise]

Michael cannot die unless you chop him up into itty-bitty-pieces.

[TheDeadWalk]

I like the Pinhead idea, and I would roll with that, only when Pinhead said "Leave us his soul is mine!" I would have Pinhead in hell looking down at the fallen Michael. He approaches him and is suprised, because Michael's soul has been taken a long time ago and already belongs to something else. What Pinhead sees is another demon in hell with him that is much more powerful and evil than he.

[Franchise]

Michael would probably want to destroy Pinhead, so Michael is a pretty smart guy and he could probably figure out that Pinhead CAN NOT take the box from you it has to be handed to him. Michael could destroy the box and get rid of Pinhead forever!

[zombievictim]

Michael got killed by Busta Rhymes. After that incident George Bush could kill him.

[Wolfman]

Michael slowly walks toward his victim, sneaking up from behind, and prepares to stab the unsuspecting girl in the back. The girl spins around and... it's Jamie Lee Curtis! Michael is confused for a moment, and then, in large letters, appear the words "HALLOWEEN 9! The Return of Laurie Strode!" Upon seeing this, Michael angrily throws down his knife. He walks over to the kitchen and pulls out a large meat cleaver and turns and faces the camera. He walks towards the screen, and, like the little girl in the Ring, slowly crawls through the TV, right into Moustapha Akkad's living room.

Michael angrily waves his meat cleaver in the air, gesturing wildly with his hands, as if to say "WTF!?!? Another damn sequel? Let me die already!" He then chops Akkad's bloated form to tiny little pieces, changes the channel on the TV, and crawls into a skin-emax titty movie to relax and enjoy retirement.

But, as we all know, Akkad will be back for another Halloween sequel...

[SpacePuppet]

Both Freddy and Jason run in and cut Myers in half. Then Freddy says "Well, we stopped another shitty versus movie from being made."

*Freddy and Jason Shake Hands*

*Fade to black*

[VictimOfChanges]

I agree with every thing spacepuppet said.