Create a Biopic!

[Weapon X]

The premise here is pretty simple; name a historical figure, celebrity, or other famous person or group of famous people whose life/lives you'd like to see translated into a feature film, title the movie, and cast the main players.

I'll start with...

Bohemian Rhapsody: The Last Days of Freddie Mercury

Starring as the members of Queen:

Johnny Depp as Freddie Mercury
James Purefoy ("Vanity Fair") as Brian May
Paul Bettany ("Wimbledon") as Roger Taylor
David Wenham ("Lord of the Rings") as John Deacon

[Scully1888]

GARY COLEMAN, WE HARDLY KNEW YE: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DIFF'RENT STROKES

Starring:

Gary Coleman as himself
Courtney Love as the girl who played his sister on Diff'rent Strokes
Snoop Dogg as Willis in Diff'rent Strokes
Paul Newman as Mr Drummond in Diff'rent Strokes
That fat woman from Modern Times who Charlie Chaplin chases with the wrenches as the maid in Diff'rent Strokes

The film would then go on to follow the rest of Gary's life, including such stars as:

Roseanne Barr as the woman Gary kicked the shit out of after she asked for his autograph.
George Clooney as the doctor who did his kidney transplants.

Hmmmm, maybe not.

[Ted Pikul]

That Gary Coleman flick can't be any worse than this ...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0359078/